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Desmond and Shirley prepare for a night out - until Porkpie arrives with surprising news. Norman Beaton stars

Boycie discovers a medieval recipe for traditional liquor among some old scrolls and goes into full-scale production, building a distillery in his barn and stocking up on potatoes

Bill is determined to enjoy the millennium, despite Ben's worries, but Tina's sudden appearance forces events to take an unpleasant turn

Constant rain puts a damper on the holidaymakers' fun, and the Yellowcoats find themselves scraping the bottom of the barrel in a bid to devise indoor amusements

Granville takes delivery of a bargain consignment from Spain and tries to reunite Eric and Cyril after they fall out over a lost compass. Comedy, starring David Jason

In a bid to persuade Pearl to take back her errant husband, Howard's friends try to convince her he is living as a tramp. Marina tries dressing down

Howard asks Hobbo to deliver a message to Pearl, but is aghast to see his wife passionately kissing his friend. Glenda tells Barry to try painting to take his mind off his hunger

Boycie discovers a medieval recipe for traditional liquor among some old scrolls and goes into full-scale production, building a distillery in his barn and stocking up on potatoes

Del sees a chance to make a quick profit involving Denzil's redundancy money. Comedy, starring David Jason

Granville takes delivery of a bargain consignment from Spain and tries to reunite Eric and Cyril after they fall out over a lost compass. Comedy, starring David Jason

The older members of the platoon take drastic action when they are threatened with being made air-raid wardens, transforming themselves in a bid to appear younger

Barbara's last posh frock gets torn, plunging her into gloom - and Tom makes matters worse by fawning over an elegantly dressed dinner guest

Constant rain puts a damper on the holidaymakers' fun, and the Yellowcoats find themselves scraping the bottom of the barrel in a bid to devise indoor amusements

In a bid to persuade Pearl to take back her errant husband, Howard's friends try to convince her he is living as a tramp. Marina tries dressing down

Howard asks Hobbo to deliver a message to Pearl, but is aghast to see his wife passionately kissing his friend. Glenda tells Barry to try painting to take his mind off his hunger

Del sees a chance to make a quick profit involving Denzil's redundancy money. Comedy, starring David Jason

Granville takes delivery of a bargain consignment from Spain and tries to reunite Eric and Cyril after they fall out over a lost compass. Comedy, starring David Jason

Boycie discovers a medieval recipe for traditional liquor among some old scrolls and goes into full-scale production, building a distillery in his barn and stocking up on potatoes

Barbara's last posh frock gets torn, plunging her into gloom - and Tom makes matters worse by fawning over an elegantly dressed dinner guest

Private Frazer receives an ill-advised promotion to Lance Corporal

A night at the cinema and a black-market toasted cheese sandwich make Mainwaring have an unusual dream in which he is Napoleon at the Battle of Waterloo

Del sees a chance to make a quick profit involving Denzil's redundancy money. Comedy, starring David Jason

Lee is banished to the sofa when Lucy's father separates from his wife and moves into the flat, so he tries to patch up the marriage in a bid to get his room back

A new make-up artist puts a spring in Alan's step, while a blast from his past returns to make amends. Comedy, starring Steve Coogan and Susannah Fielding

The Off-Roaders go white-water rafting and Channel 9 offer their version of fairy tale The Singing Tree

Del sees a chance to make a quick profit involving Denzil's redundancy money. Comedy, starring David Jason

Lee is banished to the sofa when Lucy's father separates from his wife and moves into the flat, so he tries to patch up the marriage in a bid to get his room back

A night at the cinema and a black-market toasted cheese sandwich make Mainwaring have an unusual dream in which he is Napoleon at the Battle of Waterloo

A new make-up artist puts a spring in Alan's step, while a blast from his past returns to make amends. Comedy, starring Steve Coogan and Susannah Fielding

The Off-Roaders go white-water rafting and Channel 9 offer their version of fairy tale The Singing Tree

Desmond and Shirley prepare for a night out - until Porkpie arrives with surprising news. Norman Beaton stars

A 'male order man', a handsome French teacher and a beautiful stranger cause trouble for the barber. Norman Beaton stars

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