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Simon and Oliver join forces to resist their children's attempts to put them on a diet and exercise plan. However, their long-standing rivalry soon resurfaces

Simon and Oliver forge an uneasy pact when they learn that Lyn is pregnant, but tensions arise when they are interviewed on a local radio station

Sam gets a visit from social services and is told he could lose his son. Donna defends her actions and Edna discovers Pearl has taken Lily to the airport.

Lisa and Zak are told they may have to apply for custody of Samson. Donna arrests Val when an argument about smoking in the pub spirals out of control.

Gossip is rife about the wedding day fiasco as the Platts try to come to terms with the dramatic events. Vernon gives Liz a birthday surprise.

Sarah and Jason's first days of marriage are beset by bickering as David drives a wedge between them. Rosie and John have a narrow escape and Jerry returns home from Milan.

A former supermodel is murdered during a comic convention - and the only clue is a comic that seems to reveal the dark secrets of several local people. Guest starring Bill Bailey

The police investigate the murder of an archaeological enthusiast and suspect a building dispute could provide a motive. Plus, Rosie goes on a blind date

Vernon arranges a poker night in the hope of making easy money and Merton investigates the murder of a retired policeman who was about to flee the village for Spain

Katie is mistaken for Gray's girlfriend. After the pair enjoy a shared moment she begins to hope he returns her feelings. Zak and Lisa worry about Sam, while Duke makes a decision.

Sam continues to ignore his family's offer of help and begins to feel railroaded by Zak and Lisa. Terry and Duke struggle to express their feelings and Katie has her first scan.

Sally becomes distracted during a lesson with John and finally admits how she feels about him, and David ruins Sarah's plans to have some belated wedding photos taken.

Sally is mortified to discover John doesn't reciprocate her feelings, Michelle and Ryan move into the pub and Sarah looks on in horror as her wedding dress goes up in flames.

Barnaby and Winter investigate when the owner of Causton Lions rugby team is found dead in the club's cryotherapy chamber. Neil Dudgeon stars, with Tamzin Outhwaite

Part one of two. Jenny's life starts to spiral out of control, leaving Dennis facing a difficult decision and new doctor Helen Trent arrives in Aidensfield with her husband

Part two of two. A kidnap case leaves Vernon's plans for Liz and Ben's wedding in chaos, while Helen's dreams of a fresh start are shattered

Joined by a new addition to the ranks, Vera and the team investigate the murder of a respected surgeon and the abduction of his two teenage daughters

A real estate mogul is murdered in front of a crowd during the opening of a doll's house exhibit at the Midsomer Museum of the Family. Guest starring Joanna Page and Eleanor Bron

The murder of a reclusive couple in Dunstan awakens memories of a fatal road accident and the disappearance of a teenager 20 years earlier for local boy DS Ben Jones

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