ITV3 HD Thursday

Stan and Jack eavesdrop on Blakey's medical - and completely misinterpret its findings. Comedy, starring Reg Varney, Bob Grant and Stephen Lewis

Mum wins a holiday for two in the sun, so Stan, Olive and Arthur compete to do the chores in the hope that she will ask them to join her

Doug awaits Hilary's arrival at Arthur's party. Carl and Anna are caught up in a bidding war over Mill Cottage.

Rita makes a decision about Tony's tender for the Kabin and, as tempers fray in the cafe, Becky and Roy reveal a few home truths. Lloyd gives Vernon a roof over his head.

Jason offers Becky a bed at his place after an embittered Roy throws her out. Vernon drowns his sorrows with Lloyd, while Tony and Carla weigh up how to handle Kevin.

An Oxford academic is found dead and Morse deduces he must have overheard an incriminating conversation. However, the victim was deaf. John Thaw stars

Greengrass sets up an illegal stud with a horse-training pal, and PC Ventress starts behaving oddly. Rural police drama, starring Nick Berry and Bill Maynard

Nick investigates a break-in at a wine warehouse and the truth behind Alf's strange behaviour is revealed. Drama, starring Nick Berry

Barnaby and Jones race to find a connection between a stolen antiques racket and two couples who disappeared in a village rumoured to have haunted woods

Val learns that her tattoo refers to a barman from her holiday, and Bonnie forces her into an all-day drinking session in return for keeping it from Eric. Doug drowns his sorrows.

Paul uncovers Bonnie's deception and tells her to leave the village. Jo enjoys a stress-free day with Andy, and Laurel is shocked by Doug's behaviour when he buys a sports car.

Tony smooth-talks his way into Sally's good books and gets a surveyor to value the garage. Marcus investigates college courses, while Maria begins to resent Liam.

Fired up by Kevin's refusal to do a deal, Tony draws an unsuspecting Rosie into his latest scheme and Sean gets a rude awakening when he returns to work after a boozy lunch break.

Susan is injured in a hit-and-run accident, and Nick decides to study for his sergeant's exams. Drama, starring Nick Berry

A flamboyant photographer and his models descend on the village, while Nick finds himself looking down the barrel of a gun. Drama, starring Nick Berry and Derek Fowlds

An apparent suicide on Holy Island sees DCI Vera Stanhope despatched to her home stomping ground to investigate the circumstances

Part one of two. When the body of a student is found dumped in a ravine, the investigation into his stabbing reveals surprising details about his extracurricular activities

Part two of two. The team traces Hexton to Gerald and Elaine Foster's house, but it is too late - the former undercover officer has kidnapped lap-dancer Melanie

Feature-length episode. The detective investigates a possible link between the disappearance of a senior police officer and the discovery of a recently embalmed body

Stan indulges a whim and lifts Doreen off the ground, but strains his back in the process. Classic comedy, starring Reg Varney

Daily escape designed to calm the mind and encourage relaxation and reflection

Buying goods from home

With Arthur having been gone for six months, Stan accompanies his sister Olive to the divorce courts. Reg Varney and Anna Karen star

Stan is having difficulty supporting the whole family on his meagre earnings. Comedy, starring Reg Varney