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Mrs Roper wants to install a shower, but a lack of cash forces a compromise on costs - and workmanship. Brian Murphy and Yootha Joyce star

Henpecked George resigns from his job as a traffic warden and has to break the news to his wife. Brian Murphy and Yootha Joyce star

When Jasmine asks Eli to help move Shane's body, he reassures her it is safest to leave it where it is - but Daz accompanies Victoria to the lake, where they find the corpse.

Maria tackles Rosie about Liam's affair, and Tina worries about all the money Joe is splashing out on Gail's kitchen, while Peter tries to ensure Simon is ready for school on time.

Maria realises Tony knew about Liam's kiss with Carla before asking him to be best man, and Molly wonders why Tyrone is spending so much time with Minnie.

Jack is tipped for promotion and finds he has a secret admirer, but a child murder and news of a paedophile on his patch ruin the cranky copper's good mood

A Russian chess champion arrives to compete in an exhibition match, causing a crisis for the constabulary, who also find themselves on the trail of an exceptionally devious burglar

An investigation into a cattle auctioneer puts Mike and his wife at loggerheads. Meanwhile, Vernon attempts to bottle the secret of eternal youth

A touring dance show comes to Midsomer, but vicious rivalries are stirring behind the scenes with murderous results. Guest starring Nigel Havers and Christopher Timothy

The police discover how Shane died, and Marlon presents his wife with an eternity ring on her birthday. Val decides to hold a toga party at the Woolpack to see in the New Year.

Donna worries Ross may be a suspect for Shane's murder, and a stunned Marlon finds out about the couple's affair. Val feels uncomfortable about Daz and Victoria's closeness.

Maria asks Tom to help her get the truth about Liam's death. Janice starts her community service. The Platts are horrified to learn the identity of their new neighbours.

Maria questions Dev about the night of Liam's death, and Gail attempts to make peace with the Platts' new neighbours, while Tyrone takes steps to allay Molly's suspicions.

Part one of two. Mike struggles to deal with his wife's departure, but finds a shoulder to cry on, while Vernon makes a startling discovery

Part two of two. Carl Lomax's case comes to court - attracting a local reporter's attention and putting Tricia's decision about birth-control drugs under the spotlight

The detective investigates the death of a teenager who disappeared during the 1984 miners' strike, when her remains are discovered 30 years later

Sidney is arrested on a charge of sexual assault on a teenage girl. Detective drama set in the 1950s, starring James Norton and Robson Green

Geordie calls on Sidney for help as he investigates the apparent suicide of a Cambridge lecturer, who was found dead after falling from the spire of King's College Chapel

Conclusion of the two-part crime drama. Connor and Walker are alarmed to find their suspicions about Harwood confirmed. David Hayman, Victoria Smurfit and Charles Dance star

Poor Mildred's hopes are raised when work-shy George looks for a job, but his chances of finding gainful employment seem slim

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The Ropers babysit for their neighbours, but George misses his usual routine - so he nips out to a darts match with the infant in tow. Comedy, starring Brian Murphy

Eagle-eyed George sees an investment opportunity when Mildred suggests their dog should have puppies. Comedy, starring Brian Murphy and Yootha Joyce