ITV3 Thursday

Mum is wooed by a middle-aged Lothario who not only tries to take over the entire house, but cons Stan and Arthur into doing his laundry

A radio control system is introduced at the depot, but Jack and Stan bring chaos to the airwaves, treating the new technology as nothing more than a lark

A desperate Jo pretends she is pregnant when Andy moves to hit her. Ross confronts Donna about her plan to leave the police force and Anna exploits Matthew's attraction to her.

Clarissa swallows her pride and apologises, but Liz vows to settle the score with her. Dev receives a tempting offer during his dinner date, and Becky decides to play matchmaker.

Dev can't believe his luck when Nina makes a play for him. A furious Kevin uncovers Tony's scheme to undercut his prices at the garage and Liz turns the tables on Clarissa.

A highly respected scientist is murdered just before he is about to deliver a controversial lecture on the environment. John Thaw and Geoffrey Palmer star

Jo is concerned that her father is not managing without his wife and emotions boil over after a car accident. Meanwhile, Greengrass's brother arrives in the village

Nick is alerted when a lay preacher is wounded in a shooting accident. Meanwhile, Greengrass unearths the prized recipe for the famous Aidensfield buns

A land dispute leads to murder during a cowboy fair run by the Wild West Society of a Midsomer village. Guest starring Kenneth Cranham, with John Nettles and Jason Hughes

Debbie worries that Sarah will be left out if Andy and Jo have a child. Val is annoyed by Nicola doodling on the menus at the Woolpack and asks Rodney to take her back in,

Paul agrees to take in Nicola after Val throws her out, much to Katie's displeasure. Eli practises proposing to Debbie and asks Gennie for advice on how to get it just right.

Disaster strikes when Audrey is forced to drive the booze cruisers home. Dev feels on top of the world after spending a night with Nina, and David suspects Tina's up to no good.

Audrey suffers after the accident, David is thrilled to read Tina's comments about him, and Dev proudly introduces Nina to Amber. Harry takes the wind out of Clarissa's sails.

Nick is pestered by the sister of Aidensfield's landed gentry, while Greengrass has his sights set in the same direction - poaching on the lord's land

Nick investigates the link between trespassers on the local railway line and thefts from a fur factory, while Greengrass thinks he has struck gold

As she considers a life-changing decision, Vera finds herself investigating two cases when an ex-prisoner's body is discovered on the banks of the River Tyne

Alphy is stunned to discover that a young woman he knows has gone missing, and soon after, an aspiring student journalist is found dead

Geordie and Larry are called out to investigate the mysterious death of a reclusive man on the streets of Cambridge

Janet moves a step closer to tracking down Veronica's killer while investigating a recent murder that bears similarities to the cold case

Rachel narrowly avoids being run over by a car, but comes to suspect it was an attempt on her life - and that Nick is involved. Meanwhile, a boy is shot dead

Inspector Blake gives Jack a new clippie, knowing her incessant chatter will drive him barmy. Seventies comedy, starring Bob Grant and Stephen Lewis

Daily escape designed to calm the mind and encourage relaxation and reflection

Buying goods from home

Dense fog leaves Stan and Jack stranded, forcing them to spend a cold, miserable night on the bus with Blakey for company

Stan begins courting Blakey's niece, who tries to smarten him up - but it only takes one meeting with his family to make her realise he is a hopeless case