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It's stand-up comedy night at Kamp Koral, and the campers are ready to laugh until they scream in 'Wise Kraken', then in 'Squatch Swap' Patrick gets confused while out in the woods

Santa Claus visits in 'The Ho! Ho! Horror!', then in 'Outhouse Outrage' the outhouse explodes in front of Mr. Krabs, but he gets three different sides of the story from his campers

An imprisoned Plankton tries to break out of jail and steal the secret formula in 'Jailbreak!', and then in 'Evil Spatula', SpongeBob replaces his broken spatula with a magical one from Plankton

The Sharks are the toughest guys in town, but their next confrontation might be too much in 'Sharks vs. Pods', and then in 'CopyBob DittoPants', Plankton clones SpongeBob to steal the secret formula.

Theodore is mistaken for an elf and whisked off to the north pole to help build toys in Santa's workshop.

Jeanette and the Chipmunks orchestrate a break-in at Bocarter's house to rescue a chimpanzee he keeps in a cage.

The Patrick Star Show follows everyone's favourite sea star at home with his family as he hosts an imaginary variety show that comes from the bizarre and hysterical depths of his own brain

Gregarious starfish Patrick and his family host a revealing chat show

Double bill. Plankton tries to make friends with Squidward so he can steal the secret formula, and Patrick becomes an artistic sensation when he paints eyes on rocks

Double bill. Patrick and SpongeBob pull faces and compete to see who can hold it the longest, then visit a theme park for the last time before it closes down

Simon goes missing and no one else notices in 'Oh Brother Where Art Thou', then in 'The Wall', the girls at school cast votes for the cutest chipmunk on the bathroom wall. (S3, ep 6)

Patrick hosts a time-travelling food show in 'Time to Eat', then in 'Cleaning House', while Bunny's in Klopnod, the Star home becomes a mess. (S2, ep 13)

After getting rid of Ouchie, Pinkeye takes over the Star house in 'Get Ouch', and in 'Day of the Living Dad Jokes', Patrick and Squidina must find safety amidst the dad joke apocalypse. (S3, ep 12)

Double bill. Patrick and SpongeBob buy a toy, but find having to share it difficult, and Mr Krabs goes to a convention

SpongeBob's brand new culinary sensation threatens the Krabby Patty's dominance in 'Krusty Dogs', and in 'The Wreck of the Mauna Loa', SpongeBob and Patrick discover a wrecked pirate treasure ship.

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The Patrick Star Show follows everyone's favourite sea star at home with his family as he hosts an imaginary variety show that comes from the bizarre and hysterical depths of his own brain

Gregarious starfish Patrick and his family host a revealing chat show

Double bill. Pearl has a slumber party, but Mr Krabs ruins her plans. Later, SpongeBob wants to enter Gary in a pet show, but the snail is not keen on the idea

Double bill. Squidward invites a TV crew into his home, and SpongeBob thinks Plankton is starting a band

Craig Mammalton learns what it's like to not be the best at something in 'Eye of the Hotdog', then in 'Patrick Takes the Cake', Patrick and a cake hide out in the wilderness

Santa Claus visits in 'The Ho! Ho! Horror!', then in 'Outhouse Outrage' the outhouse explodes in front of Mr. Krabs, but he gets three different sides of the story from his campers

Theodore is mistaken for an elf and whisked off to the north pole to help build toys in Santa's workshop.

Mr Krabs gets trapped in Bikini Bottom's brand-new bank in 'Safe Deposit Krabs', and then in 'Plankton's Pet', Plankton gets a pet to cheer himself up.

SpongeBob and Patrick think their homes have been sold, and move away, to Squidward's glee, in 'Sold!', and in 'Lame and Fortune', Plankton realises he can twist fortune cookies to suit his evil plot.

Patrick hosts a time-travelling food show in 'Time to Eat', then in 'Cleaning House', while Bunny's in Klopnod, the Star home becomes a mess. (S2, ep 13)

After getting rid of Ouchie, Pinkeye takes over the Star house in 'Get Ouch', and in 'Day of the Living Dad Jokes', Patrick and Squidina must find safety amidst the dad joke apocalypse. (S3, ep 12)

When Alvin accuses Dave of yelling at him too much, a therapist moves in to help Dave control his anger.

Jeanette and the Chipmunks orchestrate a break-in at Bocarter's house to rescue a chimpanzee he keeps in a cage.

Double bill. Patrick enjoys a little luxury, and Plankton wonders who is guarding the secret formula while Mr Krabs is away

Plankton tries to ruin Christmas with a special fruitcake that brings out the dark side of anyone who eats it

Craig Mammalton learns what it's like to not be the best at something in 'Eye of the Hotdog', then in 'Patrick Takes the Cake', Patrick and a cake hide out in the wilderness

Plankton discovers competition in Narlene's backwoods restaurant in 'Taste of Defeat', then in 'Scaredy Squirrel', Sandy spends a night at the Trawler cabin.

Double bill. Patrick and SpongeBob buy a toy, but find having to share it difficult, and Mr Krabs goes to a convention

SpongeBob's brand new culinary sensation threatens the Krabby Patty's dominance in 'Krusty Dogs', and in 'The Wreck of the Mauna Loa', SpongeBob and Patrick discover a wrecked pirate treasure ship.

Double bill. Pearl has a slumber party, but Mr Krabs ruins her plans. Later, SpongeBob wants to enter Gary in a pet show, but the snail is not keen on the idea

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The Patrick Star Show follows everyone's favourite sea star at home with his family as he hosts an imaginary variety show that comes from the bizarre and hysterical depths of his own brain

Gregarious starfish Patrick and his family host a revealing chat show

Children's entertainment