Nicktoons Today

Lincoln starts spending time at Clyde's house in 'Attention Deficit', and then in 'Out On A Limo', Lincoln wins a ride in a limo and starts to change after soaking up the good life

SpongeBob tries to take a shortcut to work, but becomes lost in 'Lost in Bikini Bottom', then in 'Tutor Sauce', after failing his driver's test again, Mr Krabs decides to teach SpongeBob how to drive

Double bill. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy tell the story of how they became superheroes, and Plankton uses SpongeBob's DNA to grow himself another eye

When Alvin gets hurt, Simon agrees to face off against Derek on a survival reality show, where there's room for only one winner. // Alvin accidentally ruins Brittany's favorite new bag and must come up with a way to replace it.

Lincoln is convinced the lunch lady is holding a grudge in 'Diss the Cook', then in 'For Sale by Loner', Mr. Grouse attempts to find some peace and quiet after moving away from the Louds

Howard and Harold tear their home apart in 'Grub Snub', then in 'She's All Bat', Lisa discovers that the dinosaur bones she found in her backyard may not be what they seem.

SpongeBob, Patrick and Plankton must investigate a mystery on a runaway train

Double bill. Mr Krabs becomes a wrestler, and SpongeBob searches for a rare Mermaid Man trading card

When the boys accidentally break Dave's new flat screen TV, they decide to become fugitives on the run

Granny Tentacles helps Squidward collect his paper delivery money from Cecil in 'Backpay Payback', then in 'House Hunting', The Star family house runs away from home

Patrick hires other Patricks to entertain at parties in 'Too Many Patricks', then in 'Much Tofu About Nothing', Pat-Thos shares a Hamdonian tale of love and pork products.

The Loud kids seek the perfect gift in 'Present Tense', then in 'Any Given Sundae', Lily hears her parents mention ice cream if the kids are good, so she uses baby smarts to avert disasters

Double bill. Mr Krabs exploits the publicity when a food critic praises SpongeBob's cooking, and Patrick tries to get his song played on the radio

Double bill. Mr Krabs opens a hotel, and SpongeBob's boating teacher loses her job

The Patrick Star Show follows everyone's favourite sea star at home with his family as he hosts an imaginary variety show that comes from the bizarre and hysterical depths of his own brain

A tiny futuristic city exacts revenge on Patrick in 'The Wrath of Shmandor', and then in 'There Goes The Neighbourhood', Patrick and Squidina go on location to interview their neighbours.

When Alvin accuses Dave of yelling at him too much, a therapist moves in to help Dave control his anger.

Alvin almost drives a local toy store out of business in 'Unboxing Day', then in 'Dave's Pavillion', Dave's new pavilion is surprisingly ruined for some reason. But who is to blame? (S5, ep 2)

Luan takes the lead in the school play in 'An Inspector Falls', then in 'One In A Million', Lincoln and Clyde are determined to be Flip's millionth customer to bag the big reward.

Ronnie Anne tries to get into Luan's pranking academy in 'Dread of the Class', then in 'Welcome to the Doll Heist', Lily accidentally trades Eunice away.

Mr Krabs throws an event to boost morale, but Plankton is hosting his own on the same day in 'Company Picnic', and then in 'Pull Up a Barrel', Mr Krabs regales SpongeBob with tales from his Navy days

Double bill. Patrick disrupts a peaceful day, while Squidward and SpongeBob try to get backstage at a concert

Patrick and GrandPat try to pass each other on the stairs in 'Stair Wars', then in 'Enemies a la Mode', the members of the Star family each confront their own absurd rivalries.

Gregarious starfish Patrick and his family host a revealing chat show

Children's entertainment

Double bill. Plankton disguises himself as SpongeBob's grandmother, and Mr Krabs uses Gary to find spare change

Double bill. Mr Krabs has to pretend to be a pirate when an elderly relative comes to stay, and Squidward is expelled from a secret society thanks to SpongeBob and Patrick

Lincoln Loud offers an inside look at how to survive the chaos of a huge household, especially as the only boy with ten sisters!

Cartoon

When Alvin thinks Theodore's teddy bear can tell the future, Alvin goes all out to make Talking Teddy his friend

Triple bill. SpongeBob gets his picture taken for the yearbook and poses as his evil cousin, while Patrick is forced to work in the restaurant for free

Double bill. Mr Krabs retires and sells the restaurant, while Squidward has had all he can take of SpongeBob's annoying laugh

When Alvin talks Dave into buying a used tour bus, Dave has no idea of the problems ahead.

Alvin packs a whole summer into one just day in 'Last Days of Summer', and in 'The Littlest Robot', Simon invents a robot with emotions and an ability to learn which quickly backfires. (S4, ep 21)

Patrick helps with Squidward's paper route in 'Pat-per Route', then in 'Day of the Dartfish', The Dartfish family finds a thief. (S3, ep 6)

Patrick messes with the space-time continuum in 'The Patterfly Effect', then in 'A Space Affair to Remember', Cecil and Bunny celebrate their anniversary in outer space

Double bill. Some undersea heroes return, and Sandy Squirrel is not amused by SpongeBob''s derogatory comedy

Double bill. SpongeBob appears on TV, and Squidward quits his job

Dave is very sick, and Alvin makes a bet that he can help him to get better

A parasitic toad attaches itself to Brittany's face, and she and Alvin are instructed by Miss Smith to keep it alive until a specialist arrives to take it off

Theodore has a hard time saying no and trouble ensues when Alvin needs Theodore to say yes

Theodore has a hard time saying no and trouble ensues when Alvin needs Theodore to say yes

Patrick hosts a time-travelling food show in 'Time to Eat', then in 'Cleaning House', while Bunny's in Klopnod, the Star home becomes a mess. (S2, ep 13)

The Patrick Star Show follows everyone's favourite sea star at home with his family as he hosts an imaginary variety show that comes from the bizarre and hysterical depths of his own brain