Nicktoons Today

Double bill. Lincoln worries that he has lost his manliness from growing up with all sisters, so he and Clyde go camping. Then, Lincoln gets Lori a job at a pizza arcade

Mr Krabs gets trapped in Bikini Bottom's brand-new bank in 'Safe Deposit Krabs', and then in 'Plankton's Pet', Plankton gets a pet to cheer himself up.

Double bill. Patrick enjoys a little luxury, and Plankton wonders who is guarding the secret formula while Mr Krabs is away

Children's animation about the chaotic everyday life of Lincoln Loud, who is the only boy in a family of 11

Clyde has a chance to study in France in 'Don't Escar-go', then in 'Double Trouble', Lola and Lana take on Cheryl and Meryl to be crowned the new spokespeople for Auntie Pam's Parlour.

Double bill. Mr Krabs decides to put together a time capsule, and Squidward is irritated by the noise SpongeBob and Patrick are making

Double bill. Mr Krabs has to pretend to be a pirate when an elderly relative comes to stay, and Squidward is expelled from a secret society thanks to SpongeBob and Patrick

The chipmunks are not happy with the babysitter Dave has found to look after them while he works at the weekend

Patrick messes with the space-time continuum in 'The Patterfly Effect', then in 'A Space Affair to Remember', Cecil and Bunny celebrate their anniversary in outer space

Patrick hosts a time-travelling food show in 'Time to Eat', then in 'Cleaning House', while Bunny's in Klopnod, the Star home becomes a mess. (S2, ep 13)

Lucy faces her friend Haiku to become the new president of the Young Morticians' Club in 'A Grave Mistake', then in 'Leader of the Rack', Leni is promoted to temporary manager at work

Double bill. Plankton turns everyone into babies, and SpongeBob gets a job at a fancy French restaurant

SpongeBob's spatula breaks and a state-of-the-art replacement arrives in the form of 'Le Spatula'

The Patrick Star Show follows everyone's favourite sea star at home with his family as he hosts an imaginary variety show that comes from the bizarre and hysterical depths of his own brain

The Star family gets trapped in the bathroom in 'The Commode Episode', then in 'Tying the Klop-Knot', Bunny and Cecil need to have another Klopnodian wedding.

When Theodore mistakenly thinks he's the oldest brother, he tries to be a better role model for Alvin and Simon. // Alvin tricks Theodore into believing he's great at mini golf which backfires when Theo signs up for a tournament.

Children's entertainment

The Action News team solves a mysterious string of pranks in 'Riddle School', then in 'Love Me Tenor', Gus has a hidden talent.

Lori takes a gap year from college in 'Homeward Bound', then in 'Pressure Cooker', Clyde and Nana Gayle get a food truck. (S8, ep 1)

SpongeBob tries to take a shortcut to work, but becomes lost in 'Lost in Bikini Bottom', then in 'Tutor Sauce', after failing his driver's test again, Mr Krabs decides to teach SpongeBob how to drive

Double bill. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy tell the story of how they became superheroes, and Plankton uses SpongeBob's DNA to grow himself another eye

GrandPat prevents his precious memories from being sold at a family yard sale.

Gregarious starfish Patrick and his family host a revealing chat show

Eleanor decides to move in with Alvin and his brothers in 'Sister Act', then in 'Lil' T', Theodore posts a video of himself rapping on the Internet and it becomes a mega-hit! (S1, ep 3)

Alvin accidentally creates a potion that turns Theodore into a 30-foot giant in 'Theozilla', then in 'Doggone It', all the phones at school are missing, and Alvin is blamed. (S1, ep 21)

Double bill. Mr Krabs learns that Plankton is secretly afraid of whales, and Gary falls in love during a walk in the park

Double bill. Mr Krabs becomes a wrestler, and SpongeBob searches for a rare Mermaid Man trading card

Lincoln Loud offers an inside look at how to survive the chaos of a huge household, especially as the only boy with ten sisters!

Cartoon

When Theodore's teddy bear gets bear-napped, the boys work with Officer Dangus to get him back

Double bill. Plankton turns everyone into babies, and SpongeBob gets a job at a fancy French restaurant

Gary runs away when SpongeBob forgets to feed him, and finds a new owner who takes better care of him

The Chipmunks and Chipettes compete in a dodgeball tournament but no-one expects Theo to be their secret weapon.

After caring for a sick Brittany, Eleanor and Jeanette wonder if Brittany would care for them if they were sick. // Dave gets an 'Instant Gram' account and after several embarrassing posts, Alvin does all he can to stop him.

Patrick and Squidina go undercover to investigate a corrupt novelty product factory in 'Patrickle Jokes', then in 'Pat Roast', The Patrick Show presents The Roast of Patrick Star

Patrick learns what GrandPat's childhood was like. / Cave Pat hosts a show with his cave family.

Double bill. Sandy goes into hibernation, and Gary decides he prefers Patrick to SpongeBob

Double bill. SpongeBob tries to return Mermaid Man's belt but ends up shrinking Bikini Bottom, and helps Patrick try to break Mrs Puff out of jail

Grounded once again, Alvin begs Theodore to buy him the limited edition skateboard he's always wanted

Alvin decides to host the coolest paintball party ever at his house, for Kevin. But how will they get it past Dave?

The boys decide to create a bigger and better computer in order to beat Bocarter at his own game

Alvin and the school bully have to get along or else the school dance will be cancelled

Narlene and Nobby teach Regigilled about backwoods living in 'Regi-Hilled', then in 'The Perfect Camper', the Trawler cabin creates the perfect camper to compete in the Camp Summer Games

Pat The Hapless goes on a barbaric quest to the shopping mall in 'Chopping Spree', then in 'All Bot Myself', after Captain Quasar buys a new robot, Pat-Tron works for the Star family. (S3, ep 2)

The Star family finds themselves getting smaller and smaller in 'Shrinking Stars', then in 'FitzPatrick', Patrick's evil twin cousin shows up to ruin Patrick's reputation