Nicktoons Wednesday

Double bill. Lincoln has four dates to the dance.Then, Lori sets out to make Bobby jealous by hanging out with Clyde when Lincoln and Bobby become friends

Double bill. A sea urchin moves into in the Krusty Krab, and Squidward gets karate lessons from SpongeBob and Sandy

Double bill. Patrick grows a beard and decides this means he has to behave like an adult. SpongeBob tries to conquer his fear of public speaking

The girls are remembering their home in 'The Tree House', then in 'Saving Simon', Alvin and Theodore think that Simon is going away to a boarding school, and try to keep him at home. (S1, ep 15)

Alvin dresses Theodore like a baby to impress the girl of his dreams in 'Baby Whisperer', then in 'Let's Make A Deal', making a present for Dave, Alvin creates a snowball effect of chaos. (S2, ep 6)

A cricket ruins Dad's peaceful day in 'A Bug's Strife', then in 'All the Rage', after getting pummeled during dodgeball, Lincoln and the gang use Clyde's untapped rage without him knowing.

The Action News Team aren't first with the stories in 'Scoop Snoop', then in 'Eye Can't ', to avoid a trip to the eye doctor, Lisa makes glasses that actually make her eyesight worse.

Double bill. A game of hide and seek goes wrong when SpongeBob ends up searching the world for Patrick, and Plankton disguises himself as Gary

SpongeBob must find a new home for some unexpected guests in 'Pet Or Pests', and then in 'Komputer Overload', Plankton decides that he's had enough of Karen, and tries to replace her with a new model.

When Alvin thinks Theodore's teddy bear can tell the future, Alvin goes all out to make Talking Teddy his friend

Patrick learns what GrandPat's childhood was like. / Cave Pat hosts a show with his cave family.

Pat The Hapless goes on a barbaric quest to the shopping mall in 'Chopping Spree', then in 'All Bot Myself', after Captain Quasar buys a new robot, Pat-Tron works for the Star family. (S3, ep 2)

Eager to be named Kings of the Con at the Ace Savvy convention, Lincoln and Clyde convince the sisters to go with them as the Full Deck. But the girls get more attention!

Triple bill. SpongeBob gets his picture taken for the yearbook and poses as his evil cousin, while Patrick is forced to work in the restaurant for free

Double bill. Squidward swallows his clarinet, so Sandy shrinks herself to enter his body and get it back. Patrick thinks he is in trouble with the law

The Star family finds themselves getting smaller and smaller in 'Shrinking Stars', then in 'FitzPatrick', Patrick's evil twin cousin shows up to ruin Patrick's reputation

Bunny sends Squidina to camp, so Patrick works with new staff in 'Is there a Director in the House?', then in 'Star Cruise', the Star family enjoys a cruise ship vacation... in outer space.

When an exchange student comes to visit, he tells a scary story that make the chipmunks think Dave is in danger.

Children's entertainment

The Louds travel to London when Luna receives an invitation to Mick Swagger's knighting ceremony, but get caught in a mission when Lincoln runs into a familiar face. (S8, ep 5)

The Louds gather ingredients for an italian chef in 'Nonna Your Business', and the road trip continues in 'Alpining Away', when Lynn crushes on a boy. (S8, ep 6)

Mr Krabs gets trapped in Bikini Bottom's brand-new bank in 'Safe Deposit Krabs', and then in 'Plankton's Pet', Plankton gets a pet to cheer himself up.

Double bill. Patrick enjoys a little luxury, and Plankton wonders who is guarding the secret formula while Mr Krabs is away

The Star Family heads to their favourite resort in 'Gas Station Vacation', then in 'Bunny the Barbarian', Bunny goes on a mid-day adventure to a forgotten age.

The Star Family is a team of superheroes in 'Super Stars', and then in 'Now Museum, Now You Don't', Cecil works security at Lady Upturn's art museum.

Alvin tells Theodore that he can turn rubbish into sweets in 'Alvin's Secret Powers', then in 'Warbie', The Chipmunks find a baby bird that's fallen from its nest. (S1, ep 24)

Patrick and SpongeBob stage a protest against the construction of a highway through Jellyfish Fields

Double bill. Pearl has a slumber party, but Mr Krabs ruins her plans. Later, SpongeBob wants to enter Gary in a pet show, but the snail is not keen on the idea

Clyde discovers he didn't earn the junior administrator job in 'Absent Minded', then in 'Be Stella My Heart', Lincoln and his friends begin to suspect that the new girl likes one of them.

Brittany's dream of being a fashion designer turns into a nightmare when she gets a job and her ideas are stolen

Double bill. Mr Krabs exploits the publicity when a food critic praises SpongeBob's cooking, and Patrick tries to get his song played on the radio

Double bill. SpongeBob wants to see a psychiatrist, but has to settle for Plankton, and Mr Krabs prepares to go to a reunion

Dave is thrilled when he thinks he's nominated for a Grammy, but it's actually an award for aging musicians. // Alvin and Kevin pretend to be sick to miss school and sneak off to the Dagarack Convention.

Alvin kidnaps Simon's robot Geizmo in 'Geizmo's Day Out', then in 'Unbored', when Dave takes away Alvin's phone, the boredom Alvin experiences is enough to drive him crazy. (S4, ep 25)

After getting rid of Ouchie, Pinkeye takes over the Star house in 'Get Ouch', and in 'Day of the Living Dad Jokes', Patrick and Squidina must find safety amidst the dad joke apocalypse. (S3, ep 12)

Gregarious starfish Patrick and his family host a revealing chat show

Double bill. SpongeBob wonders if being grown up means he cannot kiss his grandmother, and Squidward moves house

Double bill. Squidward discovers he loves the taste of Krabby Patties, and SpongeBob is scared of a new pupil at boating school

During a costume visit to the zoo, Alvin finds himself mistaken for a real Tasmanian devil

Simon falls ill and asks Alvin and Theodore not to go see a new movie without him, but Alvin just can't resist

Alvin borrows Simon's invisibility suit, but gets trapped when the zip gets stuck

Plankton discovers competition in Narlene's backwoods restaurant in 'Taste of Defeat', then in 'Scaredy Squirrel', Sandy spends a night at the Trawler cabin.

A secret snack experiment has monstrous side effects in 'Midnight Snack Attack', then in 'Hot Pearl-tato', Mr. Krabs needs to find a babysitter for Pearl, but she proves too much to handle

The Stars run a Patrick Show theme park in their home in 'Patrick Show Land', then in 'Legend of the Lost Bathroom', Patrick and Squidina embark on a quest to find the lost bathroom. (S3, ep 4)

Granny Tentacles helps Squidward collect his paper delivery money from Cecil in 'Backpay Payback', then in 'House Hunting', The Star family house runs away from home