Nicktoons Today

Double bill. Lincoln gets a tutor that all his sisters instantly get crushes on. Then, a tornado threatens to destroy the house

Double bill. SpongeBob goes to an academy to learn how to make milkshakes, and looks after Squidward after he hurts his head

SpongeBob and Patrick build a golf course indoors in 'A Friendly Game', and then in 'Sentimental Sponge', SpongeBob has trouble throwing things away due to the memories attached to his possessions

Alvin begs Dave to spend a weekend alone with him in 'Alvin's Wild Weekend', then in 'For Whom the Bell Tolls', a hypnotist accidentally turns Simon into a bumbling fool! (S2, ep 8)

Gramps struggles to run Camp Mastadon, and the kids come to the rescue in 'Bummer Camp', and then in 'Sleepstakes', the Loud kids help Lana get over her fear of sleepovers

Children's animation about the chaotic everyday life of Lincoln Loud, who is the only boy in a family of 11

Narlene and Nobby teach Regigilled about backwoods living in 'Regi-Hilled', then in 'The Perfect Camper', the Trawler cabin creates the perfect camper to compete in the Camp Summer Games

Double bill. Everyone becomes confused, and SpongeBob gets stuck on a romantic river ride with Pearl

Double bill. Patrick wants a hat, but finds wearing one is harder than he thought. SpongeBob gets locked in a toy store overnight

Dave, Simon and Theodore are worried for Alvin's safety after he enters a karate contest

When Theodore's teddy bear gets bear-napped, the boys work with Officer Dangus to get him back

Gregarious starfish Patrick and his family host a revealing chat show

The Stars run a Patrick Show theme park in their home in 'Patrick Show Land', then in 'Legend of the Lost Bathroom', Patrick and Squidina embark on a quest to find the lost bathroom. (S3, ep 4)

Clyde arranges for an exchange student to stay in 'Exchange of Heart', then in 'Community Disservice', Lola takes a new classmate under her wing and gives her a social transformation.

SpongeBob learns about his ancestor, a famous sheriff who defended a wild west town from a fearsome outlaw

Double bill. SpongeBob's searches for his missing fishing net and makes a model of Squidward

Granny Tentacles helps Squidward collect his paper delivery money from Cecil in 'Backpay Payback', then in 'House Hunting', The Star family house runs away from home

Patrick hires other Patricks to entertain at parties in 'Too Many Patricks', then in 'Much Tofu About Nothing', Pat-Thos shares a Hamdonian tale of love and pork products.

Miss Croner has a disagreement with Miss Miller in 'Gone Gal', and in 'Time Traveller's Party', Simon tells Alvin time travel is impossible, until a man from the future shows up at home. (S5, ep 8)

Luna decides to get a tattoo in 'The Weakest Ink', then in 'Sales Forced', Lisa uses a device to make herself great at sales. (S8, ep 10)

Luan gets Lori a job at the Burnt Bean in 'Trouble Brewing', then in 'The Cling and I', Lana tries to stop Lily from clinging to her. (S8, ep 13)

Double bill. A sea urchin moves into in the Krusty Krab, and Squidward gets karate lessons from SpongeBob and Sandy

Double bill. Patrick grows a beard and decides this means he has to behave like an adult. SpongeBob tries to conquer his fear of public speaking

The Patrick Star Show follows everyone's favourite sea star at home with his family as he hosts an imaginary variety show that comes from the bizarre and hysterical depths of his own brain

A tiny futuristic city exacts revenge on Patrick in 'The Wrath of Shmandor', and then in 'There Goes The Neighbourhood', Patrick and Squidina go on location to interview their neighbours.

When Alvin gets hurt, Simon agrees to face off against Derek on a survival reality show, where there's room for only one winner. // Alvin accidentally ruins Brittany's favorite new bag and must come up with a way to replace it.

Double bill. Squidward cleans up the city, and SpongeBob buys a pet for Gary

Double bill. SpongeBob must recover a stolen secret ingredient, and Plankton is surprised to discover someone actually likes his food

Hoping to win a song-writing contest, Luna contemplates whether she should go with a song that's true to her sound or try to make something that the whole world will love.

Theodore tries to overcome his fear of sleepovers by spending the night at Kevin's house without Alvin or Simon

Double bill. SpongeBob cooks the perfect patty, but cannot bear to let anyone eat it. Squidward undergoes a personality change that makes him the happiest squid under the sea

Double bill. Squidward gets addicted to a game, and has his peaceful Sunday ruined by well-meaning but annoying neighbours

Alvin almost drives a local toy store out of business in 'Unboxing Day', then in 'Dave's Pavillion', Dave's new pavilion is surprisingly ruined for some reason. But who is to blame? (S5, ep 2)

Patrick and GrandPat try to pass each other on the stairs in 'Stair Wars', then in 'Enemies a la Mode', the members of the Star family each confront their own absurd rivalries.

Gregarious starfish Patrick and his family host a revealing chat show

Double bill. An explosive situation occurs when SpongeBob has to deal with pirate pie bombs, and Plankton builds a fake Mr Krabs so he can gain access to the secret formula

Double bill. Plankton switches bodies with Mr Krabs, and SpongeBob becomes a lifeguard

The boys' rowdy behaviour prevents Dave from working on an important new song ahead of a music festival

Alvin and Brittany are convinced Simon has vanished back in time and go all out in an attempt to bring him back.

Dave, Simon and Theodore are worried for Alvin's safety after he enters a karate contest

Alvin suspects Dave prefers Simon to him and Theo, so organises a go-kart race between the three chipmunks to decide who should be his favourite

Everyone thinks Simon has lost his mind after he fails a school test and moves into a tree for some alone time

Plankton recruits Sandy to help in his lab in 'Mad Science Squirrel', then in 'To Pop a Bubble', SpongeBob's new friend proves unpopular at camp.

Mrs. Puff gives swimming lessons to Patrick in 'Pat's A Li'l Sinker', then in 'Camp SpongeBob', SpongeBob finds himself all alone in the camp

Patrick helps with Squidward's paper route in 'Pat-per Route', then in 'Day of the Dartfish', The Dartfish family finds a thief. (S3, ep 6)

Patrick messes with the space-time continuum in 'The Patterfly Effect', then in 'A Space Affair to Remember', Cecil and Bunny celebrate their anniversary in outer space