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Double bill. Squidward finds SpongeBob's diary, and decides to read it aloud in public, and Mrs Puff has some unusual ideas about driving

Gregarious starfish Patrick and his family host a revealing chat show

SpongeBob and Patrick make it their mission to reunite a band in 'Goofy Scoopers', then in 'Pat the Dog', Patrick is sent to the dog pound, but he won't be able to leave until he's trained!

The Dinghy cabin camps overnight without any water in 'High and Dry', then in 'The Beardsman', wilderness expert Paul Grunion visits the camp.

Double bill. Patrick has a coupon for free ice-cream. Then, Krabs buys Squidward's art, but wants to make a profit on his purchase

Pearl gets a job to be cool like her friends in Mall Girl Pearl, and in Two Thumbs Down, SpongeBob loses the use of his thumbs and must get them working before his life falls apart

Mr. Krabs hires Squidward to babysit Pearl for the night in 'Whale Watching', then in 'Krusty Kleaners', after spilling a milkshake during a delivery, SpongeBob vows to clean the entire building!

Mrs. Puff's new substitute gives SpongeBob a crash course in driving in 'Potato Puff', then in 'There Will Be Grease!', Mr. Krabs and Plankton must work together after discovering a well of grease

Tinkle stumbles into a time-travelling adventure in 'A Tinkle in Time', then in 'TV or Not TV', Patrick and Squidina aren't allowed to watch TV when they spend time with their parents. (S4, ep 3)

Gregarious starfish Patrick and his family host a revealing chat show

SpongeBob causes magical mayhem in 'Pardon My Wand', then in 'Stupor-stition', it's Friday the 13th, and Mr. Krabs' extreme superstitions become a disruption for everyone around him. (S16, ep 10)

SpongeBob and Patrick create their own zoo made entirely of bubbles in 'Who R Zoo?', then in 'The Kwarantined Krab', the Krusty Krab goes under emergency quarantine.

SpongeBob and Patrick discover a familiar face in 'We Heart Hoops', then in 'SpongeChovy', it's invasion of the faux-chovies when everyone in Bikini Bottom suddenly starts meeping!

Double bill. Patrick disrupts a peaceful day, while Squidward and SpongeBob try to get backstage at a concert

Patrick helps with Squidward's paper route in 'Pat-per Route', then in 'Day of the Dartfish', The Dartfish family finds a thief. (S3, ep 6)

The Patrick Star Show follows everyone's favourite sea star at home with his family as he hosts an imaginary variety show that comes from the bizarre and hysterical depths of his own brain

Perch Perkins is replaced by a robot in 'Smartificial Intelligence', then in 'Firehouse Bob', SpongeBob becomes a fireman

Double bill. Squidward finds SpongeBob's diary, and decides to read it aloud in public, and Mrs Puff has some unusual ideas about driving

Cartoon

Karen tells the fairytale of a nerd trying to steal an action figure in 'Big Bad Bubble Bass', then in 'Sea-Man Sponge Haters Club', Squidward hosts a secret We Hate SpongeBob Club at his house.

Bunny must punish Patrick for chocolate-flavoured crimes in 'At Home, On the Lam', then in 'Pick Patrick's Path', the Lawnies vote for what Patrick does next. (S2, ep 12)

GrandPat prevents his precious memories from being sold at a family yard sale.

SpongeBob watches Mr. Krabs's house while he's away in 'Knock Knock, Who's There?', then in 'Pat Hearts Squid', Squidward is forced to room with Patrick, and Patrick begins to take after him

Mr. Krabs has an accident and leaves SpongeBob in charge in 'Boss for a Day', then in 'The Goofy Newbie', Patrick takes a job at the Goofy Goober when he finds out the employees get free ice cream.

A storm sweeps the Krusty Krab away in 'Mutiny on the Krusty', and then in 'The Whole Tooth', Patrick's last baby tooth needs to come out, but he's afraid to let it go.

A tiny futuristic city exacts revenge on Patrick in 'The Wrath of Shmandor', and then in 'There Goes The Neighbourhood', Patrick and Squidina go on location to interview their neighbours.

The Patricks compete for control of the TV remote in 'Pat-Tathlon', then in 'Upturn's Downturn', after driving over Patrick, a court order forces Lady Upturn to live with the Star family. (S4, ep 8)

SpongeBob and Plankton must work together to survive in 'Delivery to Monster Island', then in 'Ride Patrick Ride', SpongeBob teaches Patrick how to ride a bike.

Plankton poses as a wish-granting genie for his latest scheme in 'Spin the Bottle', then in 'There's a Sponge in My Soup', Mr. Krabs' new Krabby soup is a hit - until some heat-loving hippies move in

Squidward's home turns into a vast garbage jungle in 'Heart of Garbage', then in 'Near-Mint Plankton', Plankton disguises himself as a collectible figurine and gets trapped in a basement. (S16, ep 9)

Double bill. Squidward is so tired before a big audition that SpongeBob and Patrick can't wake him up in 'Snooze You Lose', then in 'Krusty Catering', Mr. Krabs and his crew must cater a high-class fancy party

Double bill. SpongeBob and Patrick have their peaceful day disturbed by Sandy. Then, SpongeBob pulls from Squidward's shirt a loose string that never seems to end

SpongeBob's new friend is a giant fluffy hamster who no one else can see in 'Cuddle E. Hugs', then in 'Pat the Horse', Patrick wants to be a horse!

Squidward's amazing new life is threatened in 'Squidness Protection', and in 'Dome Alone', stuck in her dome, Sandy suspects Plankton's up to no good and recruits Patrick to investigate. (S15, ep 6)

A storm sweeps the Krusty Krab away in 'Mutiny on the Krusty', and then in 'The Whole Tooth', Patrick's last baby tooth needs to come out, but he's afraid to let it go.

SpongeBob causes magical mayhem in 'Pardon My Wand', then in 'Stupor-stition', it's Friday the 13th, and Mr. Krabs' extreme superstitions become a disruption for everyone around him. (S16, ep 10)

SpongeBob and Patrick create their own zoo made entirely of bubbles in 'Who R Zoo?', then in 'The Kwarantined Krab', the Krusty Krab goes under emergency quarantine.

Double bill. Patrick grows a beard and decides this means he has to behave like an adult. SpongeBob tries to conquer his fear of public speaking

A strange moon turns everyone in town into wild animals, and Patrick is sleepwalking and SpongeBob cannot wake him up

Double bill. A misunderstanding leads SpongeBob and Patrick to try to prove to Squidwar their life insurance protects them from any danger. SpongeBob blows himself a bubble boat

Mrs. Puff gives swimming lessons to Patrick in 'Pat's A Li'l Sinker', then in 'Camp SpongeBob', SpongeBob finds himself all alone in the camp

Cartoon

Squidward's home turns into a vast garbage jungle in 'Heart of Garbage', then in 'Near-Mint Plankton', Plankton disguises himself as a collectible figurine and gets trapped in a basement. (S16, ep 9)

Plankton takes some lessons from the Flying Dutchman in 'The Ghost of Plankton', then in 'My Two Krabses', Mr. Krabs gets ready for a hot date, but SpongeBob and Patrick are not the best help.

Anything SpongeBob and Patrick draw comes to life in the 'Doodle Dimension', then in 'Move Your Bubble Bass', SpongeBob and Patrick help Bubble Bass move out of his mother's basement

Plankton creates a clone of himself and Mr. Krabs in 'The Krusty Bucket', then in 'Squid's on a Bus', Squidward gleefully switches jobs with a bus driver... until SpongeBob and Patrick climb aboard.

Plankton discovers competition in Narlene's backwoods restaurant in 'Taste of Defeat', then in 'Scaredy Squirrel', Sandy spends a night at the Trawler cabin.

When an explosive battle with Dr. Eggman shatters the universe, Sonic races through parallel dimensions to reconnect with his friends and save the world

Two children learn skills from real-life professionals who are inspired by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, beginning with skateboarding