Sky One HD Wednesday

All the big stories of the morning plus news making interviews, analysis and eyewitness reports from around the world.

All the big stories of the morning plus news making interviews, analysis and eyewitness reports from around the world.

O'Neill and the team are assigned to investigate the disappearance of SG-9. Sci-fi drama, starring Richard Dean Anderson

Sam negotiates and Rountree goes undercover when a man hijacks a bus and threatens to blow it and the passengers up unless his daughter is posthumously cleared of war crimes

Will tells everyone he wants his birthday to be a quiet affair, but Grace and Jack ignore his wishes and force him to watch an ice-skating show instead

Jack pretends to be a lawyer to impress a man he has a crush on, while Will hires a maid to help with the housework. Comedy, starring Sean Hayes and Eric McCormack

Mr Burns tries to improve his public image by taking part in radio talk shows and bringing the Loch Ness monster to Springfield. With the voice of Michael McKean

Lisa joins Mensa and inspires the intelligentsia of Springfield to take over the entire town. Unfortunately, they end up causing a riot. With the guest voice of Stephen Hawking

A look at how baby animals communicate in their quest for survival, using sound to beg and call for help in the early days of life

A former Navy Seal takes a group of tourists hostage on the USS Missouri, and McGarrett uses his own special forces training to talk him down

The team investigate the apparent suicide of a Navy intelligence officer who leapt to his death after taking LSD

Three men are shot in the neighbourhood where Hondo used to live and the only witness is the troubled teenage son of his old friend Leroy, who is now behind bars

A man in the woods is interrogated after his actions draw attention from a nearby school and two men get lucky as they find out their warrants have just expired

Homer becomes obsessed with a father-son relationship in a 1980s sitcom, and uses it to help curb Bart's hankering for a must-have mini-bike

Mr Burns decides to take his own life and jumps off a cliff, but fate intervenes and he suffers from a bout of amnesia

The Scranton branch is asked to participate in a Dunder Mifflin advert, and Michael grabs the chance to demonstrate his creative side

Karen tries to lure Stanley away from the Scranton branch, leading to a declaration of war from an enraged Michael, who embarks on a personal attack

Marge decides to embrace life by allowing her hair to turn grey, while Homer tries to help Moe boost his love life

Lisa discovers a patch of wild flowers has a calming effect on Springfield's human population, leaving Bart to spot a potential money-making scheme

Romesh Ranganathan hosts the first edition of the 20th and final series of the comedy quiz, with guests Wayne Rooney, Maya Jama and Alex Brooker

A boy's magical living teddy remains his friend into adulthood, creating tension with his girlfriend. Comedy, starring Mark Wahlberg, with the voice of Seth MacFarlane

A drug dealer is murdered by a strange creature in the forest. A length of hair is found at the scene of the crime, which connects the killing to a girl who went missing

A man in the woods is interrogated after his actions draw attention from a nearby school and two men get lucky as they find out their warrants have just expired

Documentary following the work of Greater Manchester Police, which is England's second-largest force and is responsible for protecting 2.7 million people

Police officers use unmarked cars fitted with on-board video cameras, offering an insight into vehicle crime and how it can be prevented

A former Navy Seal takes a group of tourists hostage on the USS Missouri, and McGarrett uses his own special forces training to talk him down

Three men are shot in the neighbourhood where Hondo used to live and the only witness is the troubled teenage son of his old friend Leroy, who is now behind bars

An evening drive becomes a sobering experience for one driver and a man struggles to correctly carry out a drugs test

Bystanders call out police to deal with an erratic driver, an unlicensed driver tries to push his luck and a man is fined on the way home from the store