Sky Showcase HD Saturday

Documentary following daily life at Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset, where staff look after monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates

Documentary following daily life at Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset, where staff look after monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates

A gallery owner mistakes Homer's misshapen DIY barbecue for a work of art. With the guest voices of Jasper Johns and Isabella Rossellini

Bart is forced to undertake community service at Grampa's retirement home as punishment for ruining Springfield's Olympic bid

Mr Burns tries to improve his public image by taking part in radio talk shows and bringing the Loch Ness monster to Springfield. With the voice of Michael McKean

Lisa joins Mensa and inspires the intelligentsia of Springfield to take over the entire town. Unfortunately, they end up causing a riot. With the guest voice of Stephen Hawking

The family is stranded in Japan and forced to take part in a shocking game show to win tickets for the flight home. Featuring the voice of Star Trek veteran George Takei

Homer eats a poisonous fish and fears he has only 24 hours to live, prompting him to embark on a frantic race to put his affairs in order

Santa gives a businessman 12 chances to re-do December 24, and repair his relationships to find the true meaning of Christmas. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer

Arsenal v Liverpool (Kick-off 12.00pm). Coverage of the top-flight match at Emirates Stadium

Another line up of famous football fans single out their favourite funny moments from the world of the beautiful game

Stay up to speed with the afternoon's football up and down the country as goals go in and updates arrive in the studio from around the grounds

The Abu Dhabi Grand Prix qualifying session . Action from the battle for grid positions for the 24th round of the season at Yas Marina Circuit

Ted Kravitz reviews the biggest stories from qualifying at the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix

Krusty and his daughter spend an eventful Christmas with the Simpsons, while Reverend Lovejoy tries to add to his congregation

Stephen Mangan hosts as the three finalists paint actor Brian Cox, with the winner earning a £10,000 commision to create a portrait of mathematician and broadcaster Hannah Fry

A teenage boy's first car leads him into an intergalactic war between two factions of giant shape-changing robots. Sci-fi action adventure, starring Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox

The Abu Dhabi Grand Prix qualifying session . Action from the battle for grid positions for the 24th round of the season at Yas Marina Circuit

The Dunder Mifflin staff are excited to see Threat Level Midnight - the film Michael has been making for the past 11 years, featuring guest appearances by several of his co-workers

Michael is delighted when travelling salesman Todd Packer arrives at the Dunder Mifflin office and demands a desk job - but the rest of his colleagues are horrified

Michael searches for the perfect way to propose to Holly, and Dwight tries to show off his trading skills when the employees hold a jumble sale in the warehouse

The Proactive Squad from Thames Valley Police use unmarked cars fitted with on-board video cameras to give an insight into vehicle crime and how it can be prevented

Fly-on-the-wall documentary accessing the world of national security at Australia's biggest airports as customs and immigration officers tackle criminals

Fly-on-the-wall documentary accessing the world of national security at Australia's biggest airports as customs and immigration officers tackle criminals

Fly-on-the-wall documentary accessing the world of national security at Australia's biggest airports as customs and immigration officers tackle criminals

Documentary following daily life at Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset, where staff look after monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates