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6:00 AM
Sky News Breakfast
Start the day with all the main news stories from home ...
Start the day with all the main news stories from home and abroad, plus all the latest big name interviews and human interest stories

6:30 AM
Sky News Breakfast
Start the day with all the main news stories from home ...
Start the day with all the main news stories from home and abroad, plus all the latest big name interviews and human interest stories

7:00 AM
Sky News Breakfast
Start the day with all the main news stories from home ...
Start the day with all the main news stories from home and abroad, plus all the latest big name interviews and human interest stories

7:30 AM
Sky News Breakfast
Start the day with all the main news stories from home ...
Start the day with all the main news stories from home and abroad, plus all the latest big name interviews and human interest stories

8:00 AM
Border Patrol
Staff at Auckland Airport meet a Greek man with no money but a rich history
Staff at Auckland Airport meet a Greek man with no money but a rich history, while customs officers find jeans with more than just dodgy labels to hide.

8:30 AM
Border Patrol
A risky item lands at the International Mail Centre.
Customs officers deal with a Lithuanian man who has very questionable holiday plans and a risky item lands at the International Mail Centre

9:00 AM
Stargate Universe
The crew discovers an idyllic planet
The crew discovers an idyllic planet with fresh air, clean water and an abundance of food, but concern mounts that it may be too good to be true

10:00 AM
Stargate Universe
Rush resorts to desperate measures
Rush resorts to desperate measures to find the code needed to control the Destiny's flight path, while Lt Scott, Eli, Chloe and Greer explore a planet's underground ruins

11:00 AM
Orangutan Jungle School
The hunt is on to find missing nursery-class orphan, Lahei
The hunt is on to find missing nursery-class orphan, Lahei, and it's revealed if Beni and Valentino will make the grade and finally earn their freedom

12:00 PM
The Simpsons
Homer becomes a football coach
Ned Flanders resigns as coach of Springfield's junior football team, so Homer takes his place - and promptly decides Bart should be appointed star quarterback

12:30 PM
The Simpsons
Apu pretends Marge is his wife
Apu's mother arrives in Springfield to organise his arranged marriage, but he is unwilling to have his future decided for him and pretends he already has a wife - Marge

1:00 PM
Hawaii Five-0
McGarrett and Catherine help a boy find his missing father
McGarrett and Catherine help a 13-year-old boy whose father has gone missing - a search that leads them to a backwoods moonshine operation. George Takei guest stars

2:00 PM
Hawaii Five-0
A professor is discovered in a bath of acid
A university professor's body is found decomposing in a bath - and the team eventually narrows down the crime to three possible suspects

3:00 PM
Magnum P.I.
Katsumoto goes undercover
Thomas and Higgins enlist Katsumoto to go undercover when a chef at a high-end restaurant goes missing, while Kumu works with Cade at the Cultural Centre

4:00 PM
S.W.A.T.
The team faces off against a family of doomsday preppers
The team faces off against a family of doomsday preppers barricaded inside their fortress of a home, with Deacon finding himself at the centre of the storm

5:00 PM
The Simpsons
Lisa uncovers an unusual fossil
Lisa uncovers an unusual fossil, which the townsfolk are convinced is the skeleton of an angel

5:30 PM
The Simpsons
Mrs Krabappel looks for love
Mrs Krabappel tires of her lonely life and searches for love in the personal ads, unaware that Bart knows of her plight and sees it as the perfect opportunity to make mischief

6:00 PM
The Office (US)
A printing error threatens the company
A printing error threatens the company when it is discovered a batch of paper has been sent out bearing an obscene watermark

6:30 PM
The Office (US)
Michael takes the female staff on a special outing
After Phyllis falls victim to a flasher, Michael takes the female staff on a special outing and makes some important personal decisions

7:00 PM
The Simpsons
Musical highlights from past episodes
Compilation of musical highlights from past episodes. Featuring the guest voice of George Harrison

7:30 PM
The Simpsons
A carnival worker moves in with the Simpsons
A carnival worker and his son lose their jobs thanks to Homer, and end up moving in with the Simpson family - whose home they proceed to wreck. With the guest voice of Jim Varney

8:00 PM
A League of Their Own Road Trip: Southeast Asia
Jamie Redknapp and Micah Richards are on the road through Southeast Asia
Jamie Redknapp and Micah Richards are on the road through Southeast Asia, joined by famous faces for a series of unique challenges

9:00 PM
Boyzone: No Matter What
Documentary about the boy band
Documentary about the boy band, featuring rare and exclusive interviews with the members, who talk candidly about how they grappled with the true cost of global fame

10:00 PM
Brassic
Vinnie and the crew go up against a new gang
Vinnie is trying to lay low, until a new, younger gang are spotted and appear to be rivalling his crew in local dodgy dealings. Comedy, starring Joe Gilgun

11:00 PM
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
With Johnny Borrell, Michelle de Swarte and Krept & Konan
Johnny Borrell, Michelle de Swarte and Krept & Konan join host Greg Davies, captains Noel Fielding, Daisy May Cooper and regular panellist Jamali Maddix on the comedy music quiz

11:45 PM
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Larry has a sandwich named after him
Larry is changed by a brush with death and a revelation about his father, before enjoying the dubious honour of having a sandwich named after him

12:20 AM
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Larry hires a private investigator
Larry hires a private investigator to uncover information about his past, and loses his reputation as a friend of the lesbian community

12:55 AM
Sex and the City
Carrie embarrasses herself in front of Big
Carrie has an embarrassing accident in front of Big, and Miranda becomes increasingly frustrated. Sarah Jessica Parker and Chris Noth star

1:30 AM
Sex and the City
Samantha finds that size does matter
Samantha finds that size really does matter in a relationship, and Miranda discovers her boyfriend suffers from a serious case of Catholic guilt

2:05 AM
Hawaii Five-0
Chin is kidnapped
Chin awakes to find he has been kidnapped and transported to Halawa prison, where he hopes not to be recognised by the inmates he is partly responsible for convicting

3:00 AM
Magnum P.I.
Katsumoto goes undercover
Thomas and Higgins enlist Katsumoto to go undercover when a chef at a high-end restaurant goes missing, while Kumu works with Cade at the Cultural Centre

4:00 AM
S.W.A.T.
The team faces off against a family of doomsday preppers
The team faces off against a family of doomsday preppers barricaded inside their fortress of a home, with Deacon finding himself at the centre of the storm

5:00 AM
Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK
Police officers in west Wales deal with a dangerous domestic incident
Police officers in west Wales deal with violent drunks and drug dealers, as well as a dangerous domestic incident

6:00 AM
Sky News Breakfast
Start the day with all the main news stories from home ...
Start the day with all the main news stories from home and abroad, plus all the latest big name interviews and human interest stories

6:30 AM
Sky News Breakfast
Start the day with all the main news stories from home ...
Start the day with all the main news stories from home and abroad, plus all the latest big name interviews and human interest stories
