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A feast of festive favourites as we play nothing but the best Christmas songs of all time.

A feast of festive favourites as we play nothing but the best Christmas songs of all time.

A feast of festive favourites as we play nothing but the best Christmas songs of all time.

A feast of festive favourites as we play nothing but the best Christmas songs of all time.

A feast of festive favourites as we play nothing but the best Christmas songs of all time.

A feast of festive favourites as we play nothing but the best Christmas songs of all time.

A feast of festive favourites as we play nothing but the best Christmas songs of all time.

A feast of festive favourites as we play nothing but the best Christmas songs of all time.

A feast of festive favourites as we play nothing but the best Christmas songs of all time.

Vince decides to ask his father for advice and Penny learns a few home truths. Romantic comedy, starring Paul Nicholas and Jan Francis

Rigsby returns from a dismal holiday in Spain to find a surprise awaiting him - Miss Jones is back, with a baby in tow

It's Jack and May's wedding anniversary, but May is worried that she might be pregnant - meanwhile, Arnold fears that he is about to get the sack

A conflict of interests arises at the Ministry of Administrative Affairs when Hacker introduces controversial cost-cutting measures

Lady Lavender tries to fix her parrot up with a partner, while Lord Meldrum invites his factory staff to the estate for dinner

Rigsby invests in some new furniture in a desperate attempt to impress Brenda, but makes the mistake of opting to pay for it on the never-never

Chrissy wonders whether she is desirable, and Robin's lack of response leaves her downhearted. Comedy, starring Paula Wilcox and Richard O'Sullivan

Sandra finds Carol work in the dog's kennels after she was fired from the biscuit factory, but Carol may not be best suited to animals when some go missing.

Alex investigates a burglary and assault at the home of her future in-laws - bringing her face to face with 14-year-old Peter Drake, her husband-to-be

The hotel throws a fancy dress occasion and guests are invited to provide the entertainment. The Pearces and the Cochrans perform their party pieces

Chrissy wonders whether she is desirable, and Robin's lack of response leaves her downhearted. Comedy, starring Paula Wilcox and Richard O'Sullivan

Gary works himself into the ground trying to juggle his commitments as a wartime entertainer, vintage record dealer and amateur thespian

Dorien's book group discusses Crime and Punishment at the house, which turns out to be surprisingly appropriate after Tracey warns Garth not to lead his younger brother astray

Rowan Atkinson's comic alter ego visits the launderette, managing to lose his trousers along the way, then treats himself to a chaotic game of crazy golf

Lady Devereaux invites Simon to captain her staff cricket team against the rival side led by bookie Bernie Miller. Donald Sinden stars

C.D. and Clara try to surprise each other on the morning of their first wedding anniversary - and are both surprised by a burglar instead. E13: Surprise Surprise

Vince decides to ask his father for advice and Penny learns a few home truths. Romantic comedy, starring Paul Nicholas and Jan Francis

A selection of live performances from TV music shows in the 1960s for a genuine taste of the best of the '60s

Jane and Laurence are having sexual problems and decide to try and spice up their marriage; Jane thinks a makeover will do the job, but Laurence thinks toys are the answer

Sharon's estranged husband Chris asks for a divorce so he can marry his new girlfriend, and at the couple's engagement party, Dorien meets a handsome blind man

David's flirting with Linda enrages Amy and although she warns him off, he appears to be taking no notice - so she decides to see how much he really loves her

Hapless David takes up fitness training in an attempt to make Linda notice him. Comedy, starring Keith Barron