U&Dave HD Saturday
Sky
111
Virgin
127
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

7:15 AM
Lazy Boy Garage
Jonny Smith finds a two-door Ford Escort estate in Austria
Jonny Smith finds a two-door Ford Escort estate in Austria, but Tim Glover's worst fears are confirmed when it arrives, leaving him with the toughest of welding tasks to salvage it

7:40 AM
Top Gear
A game of car darts
Jeremy Clarkson tries to drive from London to Edinburgh and back on one tank of fuel, and there is a game of car darts

8:35 AM
Train Rescue Down Under
The Ghan's maintenance team must race to ensure this iconic train departs the next day
The Ghan's maintenance team must race to ensure the train departs the next day, and a routine job on a Queensland Rail commuter train hits a snag

9:35 AM
Train Rescue Down Under
The construction of a 130-tonne locomotive in Newcastle is nearing the finish line
The construction of a 130-tonne locomotive in Newcastle is nearing the finish line, and an overnight crew must get a Brisbane train on track before the morning commute

10:35 AM
Top Gear
The Aston Martin Vanquish S and the Ferrari 575
James May and Richard Hammond test the Smart Forfour, and the Aston Martin Vanquish S is pitted against the Ferrari 575. Jimmy Carr is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car

11:40 AM
Top Gear Nepal Special
The team travels from Kathmandu to the Forbidden City of Lo Manthang
Paddy McGuinness, Freddie Flintoff and Chris Harris set off on a trek from Kathmandu, capital of Nepal, to the Forbidden City of Lo Manthang

1:15 PM
Would I Lie to You?
With Charles Dance, Stephen Mangan, Isy Suttie and Gok Wan
Rob Brydon hosts the panel show, in which captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by Charles Dance, Stephen Mangan, Isy Suttie and Gok Wan

1:55 PM
Would I Lie to You?
With Warwick Davis, Paul Hollywood, Jason Manford and Joan Bakewell
Rob Brydon hosts the panel show, in which captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by Warwick Davis, Paul Hollywood, Jason Manford and Joan Bakewell

2:35 PM
Would I Lie to You?
With Dermot O'Leary, Mel Giedroyc, Josh Widdicombe and Matt Dawson
Rob Brydon hosts the panel show, in which captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by Dermot O'Leary, Mel Giedroyc, Josh Widdicombe and Matt Dawson

3:15 PM
Would I Lie to You?
With David O'Doherty, Richard Osman, Susan Calman and Carol Kirkwood
Rob Brydon hosts the panel show, in which team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by David O'Doherty, Richard Osman, Susan Calman and Carol Kirkwood

3:55 PM
Would I Lie to You?
With Sarah Millican, Jon Richardson, David Harewood and Bob Mortimer
Sarah Millican, Jon Richardson, David Harewood and Bob Mortimer join team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack for the panel show, hosted by Rob Brydon

4:35 PM
Would I Lie to You?
With Greg Rutherford, Kirsty Young, Joanna Scanlan and Henning Wehn
Athlete Greg Rutherford, broadcaster Kirsty Young, actress Joanna Scanlan and comedian Henning Wehn join David Mitchell and Lee Mack for the panel show, hosted by Rob Brydon

5:15 PM
Would I Lie to You?
With Micky Flanagan, Fiona Bruce, Claudia Winkleman and Steve Jones
Micky Flanagan, Fiona Bruce, Claudia Winkleman and Steve Jones join David Mitchell and Lee Mack on the comedy panel show, hosted by Rob Brydon

5:55 PM
Would I Lie to You?
With Bruno Tonioli, Adam Buxton, Kirsty Wark and Rob Beckett
Bruno Tonioli, Adam Buxton, Kirsty Wark and Rob Beckett join David Mitchell and Lee Mack on the comedy panel show, hosted by Rob Brydon

6:30 PM
Jack Dee's Help Me Tiny Big Brain
The Tiny Big Brains are paired with Guz Khan, Maisie Adam and Phil Wang
The Tiny Big Brains are paired with Guz Khan, Maisie Adam and Phil Wang to tackle a tambourine-playing physics puzzle and a frustrating logic game separating soft-toy Jack Dees

7:10 PM
Red Dwarf
Lister accidentally triggers off the ship's self-destruct sequence
Lister accidentally triggers off the ship's self-destruct sequence, and there is only one way to diffuse the bomb, by lending his body to a female officer

7:50 PM
Red Dwarf
Kryten discovers a mutated photo-developing fluid
Kryten discovers a developing fluid has mutated, causing photographs to come to life and giving Lister a chance to change the past and avoid ever becoming lost in deep space

8:25 PM
Red Dwarf
Kryten's expiry date approaches
Kryten discovers he is due to die in less than 24 hours, but when he decides to avoid being shut down he does not realise his actions could cost the rest of the crew their lives

9:00 PM
Not Going Out Christmas Special
Lee and Lucy invite a lonely pensioner to join them for Christmas dinner
Full of good intentions, Lee and Lucy invite a lonely pensioner from the nearby care home to join them for Christmas dinner. Lee Mack, Sally Bretton and Hugh Dennis star

10:00 PM
Not Going Out
Lee and Lucy make plans to move house
Lee and Lucy experience the competitive house-buying market after making plans to vacate their suburban 'empty nest' property. Lee Mack and Sally Bretton star

10:35 PM
Would I Lie to You?
With Charles Dance, Stephen Mangan, Isy Suttie and Gok Wan
Rob Brydon hosts the panel show, in which captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by Charles Dance, Stephen Mangan, Isy Suttie and Gok Wan

11:15 PM
Would I Lie to You?
With Warwick Davis, Paul Hollywood, Jason Manford and Joan Bakewell
Rob Brydon hosts the panel show, in which captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by Warwick Davis, Paul Hollywood, Jason Manford and Joan Bakewell

11:55 PM
Would I Lie to You?
With Dermot O'Leary, Mel Giedroyc, Josh Widdicombe and Matt Dawson
Rob Brydon hosts the panel show, in which captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by Dermot O'Leary, Mel Giedroyc, Josh Widdicombe and Matt Dawson

12:35 AM
Have I Got a Bit More News for You
Victoria Coren Mitchell hosts, with guest panellists Sheila Hancock and Miles Jupp
Victoria Coren Mitchell is the host, with guest panellists actress Sheila Hancock and actor and comedian Miles Jupp joining team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop

1:35 AM
Live at the Apollo: Christmas Special
Festive stand-up comedy, with Jason Manford, Maisie Adam and Nabil Abdulrashid
Jason Manford welcomes Maisie Adam and Nabil Abdulrashid to the Hammersmith Apollo stage for this festive special

2:40 AM
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
The comedian examines the appeal of greatest hits albums
The comedian examines the appeal of greatest hits albums, the need to set world records, and the abuse of superlatives

3:30 AM
Red Dwarf
Lister accidentally triggers off the ship's self-destruct sequence
Lister accidentally triggers off the ship's self-destruct sequence, and there is only one way to diffuse the bomb, by lending his body to a female officer

4:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
