U&Dave ja vu Friday

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Quiz in which contestants try to score the fewest points possible by giving the least obvious correct answers to questions. Presented by Alexander Armstrong, with Richard Osman

A man wanted for murder is apprehended at the border, and officers discover over 80 kilograms of cocaine hidden inside a tractor-trailer

Officers investigate a collector travelling with parts of a space rocket, and 380 kilograms of crystal meth is discovered in a shipment of limes

Legendary train driver Bernie Baker needs all the diesel-muscle he can muster when he takes five Streamliner locos on a 2,500km odyssey across the searing Outback

Bernie's coal truck odyssey goes horribly wrong. Two veteran locomotives risk destruction in a race for glory, and a mega-train faces the steepest grades in Australia

Ricky Grover, Steph and Dom from Gogglebox, Union J, Shappi Khorsandi, Dave Gorman, Katy Brand and Charlotte Hawkins take part in Ipswich

Hal Cruttenden, Thomas Turgoose, Lucy Porter, Ainsley Harriott, Chris Ramsey, Nick Helm, Anna Crilly and Katy Wix looks for bargains in Caxton, Cambridgeshire

A steam joyride turns ugly as a magnificent steam train is vandalised. Plus, there is more drama in the outback as a 2,000-tonne freight train is in danger

The dubious accolade for the worst-handling car is awarded, Jeremy Clarkson test drives the Toyota Prius, and a Mitsubishi Evo VIII is pitted against a Lamborghini Murcielago

Jeremy Clarkson heads from London to the ski slopes of Verbier in a Ferrari 612 Scaglietti, in the hope of beating James May and Richard Hammond, who undertake the journey by air

A cookery school for children and a Welsh bread recipe from the 18th century

The chef catches up with three men on the trail of missing pear trees and cooks a feast based on cider

Si King and Dave Myers prepare a selection of extravagant British gourmet dishes, using ingredients including lobster, truffles and prime cuts of meat

Comedy panel show, hosted by Rob Brydon, in which team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by Nikki Fox, Miles Jupp, Nish Kumar and Joe Lycett

Alex Jones, Jessica Knappett, Rob Rinder and Karim Zeroual test their skills in a variety of trivia-based games, with the week's ultimate winner finally declared

Steve Cram, Lloyd Griffith, Jeanette Kwakye and Josie Long test their skills in a variety of trivia-based games, with the ultimate winner declared at the end of today's programme

Extended version of the quiz. Stephen Fry poses questions about people whose names begin with 'J' to Katy Brand, Sue Perkins, David Mitchell and Alan Davies

Jason Manford hosts an extended edition of the quiz, with guest panellists comedian Glenn Moore and Jess Phillips MP joining team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop

It's time for the grand final, which features peas, teas and absent keys, as Ed Gamble, Jo Brand, Katy Wix and Rose Matafeo vie to go home with Greg Davies's massive golden face

Dara O Briain hosts as Tom Allen, Ed Gamble, Kerry Godliman, Rhys James and Sindhu Vee join regular panellist Hugh Dennis to take a comic look at the news