U&Dave ja vu Monday

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Marcus Brigstocke and Alexis Conran put the world's top gadgets to the test, and Alexis tries to convince Marcus that technology will help them survive an apocalypse

The Top Gear presenter explores Charles Darwin's theory of natural selection, and explains how evolution provides a surprising link between humans and cabbages

A large shipment of fake fentanyl pills is intercepted, an automatic rifle is found inside a loudspeaker, and a woman dealing drugs for her boyfriend is captured

A truck with a shipment of wet wipes turns out to have a secret hidden inside, and a US citizen is caught with thousands of Tramadol tablets hidden in his hand luggage

Bernie struggles home in five streamliner locos pulling 90 old coal wagons. Plus, after 20 years renovating an abandoned diesel locomotive, James wants to finally drive it

Cracks appear in a multi-billion-dollar iron ore railroad. Plus, learner driver James must survive the punishing Cockatoo run and the ire of instructor Dave Boyd

An RSPCA Special Ops team investigate an international criminal puppy farming operation, and Lancashire officers prosecute an owner for animal cruelty

The Serious Fraud Office go undercover to investigate a suspect holiday home company offering exclusive residences in the Caribbean

Scotty transports a $30,000 haystack but has a problem with his trailer, a town that Jake is heading to is on fire, and Des tries to make it up a very steep hill

Jeremy Clarkson and James May set off on an epic adventure to rescue Richard Hammond from a remote area of Canada. Gillian Anderson is the Star in the Reasonably Priced Car

James May competes in a world rallycross race and Richard Hammond tests the Mazda MX-5. Plus, Nicholas Hoult is the Star in the Reasonably Priced Car

Si King and Dave Myers examine the food that was popular in the 1970s, preparing chicken cordon bleu and banoffee pie, and visit a restaurant whose menu harks back to that era

Rick meets Dawn French, who has made Cornwall her home. He also boards the world's busiest chain ferry, discovers an unusual event involving a circus elephant and cooks duck

The chef heads into the county's china clay pits then climbs the Cornish Alps. He also meets his niece, a modern artist, who explains her deep spiritual connection to Cornwall

Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Loyiso Gola, Jason Manford and Briony May Williams bolster the deceitful talents of team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell. Rob Brydon hosts

Edith Bowman, Fern Brady, Will Kirk and Martin Lewis go toe-to-toe testing their general knowledge skills in a variety of trivia-based games across the week

Nina Conti, Nick Helm, Athena Kugblenu and Toby Tarrant go toe to toe testing their general knowledge skills in a variety of trivia-based games across the week

Jo Brand hosts an extended edition of the satirical quiz, with Reginald D Hunter and Charlene White joining Ian Hislop and Paul Merton to poke fun at the week's events

Sandi Toksvig is joined by Alan Davies, Romesh Ranganathan, Rachel Parris and Richard Osman, who answer questions on the theme of picnics

Irreverent panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr, with Paisley Billings, Josh Jones, Tom Read Wilson and Kiri Pritchard-McLean joining captains Rob Beckett and Katherine Ryan

Joe Wilkinson, Josh Widdicombe and Milton Jones join Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons and Chris Addison for a 2012 edition of the satirical current affairs quiz

Rob Brydon presents highlights from the panel show, featuring Jo Brand, Stacey Dooley, Ronan Keating, Scarlett Moffatt, Diane Morgan and Bob Mortimer

Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Loyiso Gola, Jason Manford and Briony May Williams bolster the deceitful talents of team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell. Rob Brydon hosts

Further action from Down Under's take on the world's trickiest obstacle course. More of the best Ninjas from the heats return to tackle the second semi-final, but who will succeed?

Richard Ayoade is joined by TV and radio presenter Alice Levine in the Estonian capital, where they head to the top of the country's tallest building and visit an old KGB outpost

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