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The staff treat April to a birthday film - but a mix-up with the projectionist spells disaster for the outing. Classic comedy, starring Paul Shane, David Griffin and Ruth Madoc

Vincent is worried about his upcoming eighteenth birthday, specifically that his dad Alan is going to ruin events, just as his grandfather Brian did to him.

It's the night of Vincent's party, and rather than deal with the noise, Alan decides that he and Beryl will spend the night with Dad.

While Alan bemoans the lack of discipline in society, Beryl makes a very exciting discovery about Vincent - he has a girlfriend!

Brian entertains Alan and Beryl al fresco, and to return the favour, the pair take him to an expensive restaurant

Alan is worried that his dad might be drinking too much, so he decides to follow him one night after he's been at his club

To his absolute horror, Alan discovers that Beryl has given Brian the task of arranging a holiday for them all

With his stress levels on the rise, Alan is encouraged by both his son and father to engage in some alternative relaxation therapy techniques

Despite a heavy dose of flu, Alan struggles to help Brian out on election day at the local polling station

Much to Alan's shock and dismay, both Brian and Vincent get girlfriends, and everyone seems to be enjoying a healthy sex life except for him - much to Beryl's annoyance.

Brian starts work as a security guard in a strange local village, but ends up having to look after his paranoid son Alan on a turbulent night shift

Brian reveals an antique he picked up near Salisbury, much to the consternation of Alan

As the day of Brian's heart operation arrives, Alan and Vincent consider how different life would be without the old man around. Last in series

Captain Mainwaring has too much to drink during a weekend course with Captain Square, but still manages to save Jonesy's life. Comedy, starring Arthur Lowe

Mainwaring and the platoon are asked to provide a guard of honour for a train carrying George VI passing through Walmington-on-Sea, but another locomotive confounds their plans

Mainwaring seizes the chance to contribute to the war effort by guarding a captured German U-boat crew. Guest starring Philip Madoc

Sergeant Wilson is appointed manager of the Eastgate branch of the bank. Comedy, starring John Le Mesurier

Mainwaring finds a German pilot trapped on top of the town clock by his parachute, so the platoon attempts a rescue mission. Classic comedy, starring Arthur Lowe

Mainwaring and Wilson decide to recruit women into the platoon to take care of the less demanding tasks, but the captain loses his heart to an attractive widow

Mainwaring seizes the chance to contribute to the war effort by guarding a captured German U-boat crew. Guest starring Philip Madoc

An experiment with a machine that can make duplicates of an object goes wrong and crew members are aghast to encounter their evil 'doppelgangers'

Starbug crashes while trying to evade a giant squid, but instead of dying the crew members discover all their memories of their time on Red Dwarf had been generated by a video game

Mainwaring and Wilson decide to recruit women into the platoon to take care of the less demanding tasks, but the captain loses his heart to an attractive widow

The crew members emerge from suspended animation and encounter an infestation of Psirens, telepathic predators who take the form of their victims' greatest desire

Lister and the crew are drawn to a desolate space station where they meet a bizarre alien life-form combining aspects of all their personalities

Comedy sketches with the funnyman and partners in mirth Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke. Featuring characters including Camp Jockeys, the Scousers and Kevin the teenager

Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson star in a stage show based on the comedy series, in which toilet humour is rife as the duo find themselves stranded on a Pacific island

Comedy sketches with the funnyman and partners in mirth Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke. Featuring characters including Camp Jockeys, the Scousers and Kevin the teenager

It's the big day for Kath and Diane as they try to exact their revenge on Martin. However, it seems that Kath may be having second thoughts

You get to meet all sorts when you go online dating, as Vicky is about to find out. Dark comedy, written by and starring Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith, with Claire Rushbrook

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