U&Gold HD Wednesday
BT TV
359
Sky
110
Virgin
124
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

7:30 AM
Don't Wait Up
Toby upsets Tom
Tom is working hard to reunite his parents, until Toby upsets him by bringing his attractive receptionist home. Nigel Havers and Tony Britton star

8:00 AM
Porridge
Mackay takes a well-earned holiday
The inmates take advantage of the relaxed atmosphere - and of Barrowclough - with Mackay away on holiday

8:40 AM
The Green Green Grass
Boycie stands in the mayoral election
The local mayor becomes embroiled in a sex scandal, so Boycie decides to stand for election as his replacement - unaware Llewellyn is planning to do the same

9:20 AM
Are You Being Served?
Young Mr Grace celebrates his birthday
Young Mr Grace celebrates his birthday, so the staff decide to organise a cabaret

10:00 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo, Clegg and Foggy take a trip to Wales
Compo and Clegg gatecrash Foggy's trip to see a female friend in Wales. Comedy, starring Brian Wilde, Peter Sallis and Bill Owen

10:40 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
The trio lament the lack of fresh vegetables available
The trio lament the lack of fresh vegetables available due to a shortage of 'good honest muck' and wonder what it takes to find a half-decent carrot

11:20 AM
Porridge
Mackay takes a well-earned holiday
The inmates take advantage of the relaxed atmosphere - and of Barrowclough - with Mackay away on holiday

12:00 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth plans to show off her singing talents
Emmet plans a piano concert for the senior citizens - but despite his best efforts, Hyacinth finds out and decides to treat them to a sing-song

12:40 PM
The Green Green Grass
Boycie stands in the mayoral election
The local mayor becomes embroiled in a sex scandal, so Boycie decides to stand for election as his replacement - unaware Llewellyn is planning to do the same

1:20 PM
Hi-de-Hi!
Yvonne organises a petition to get rid of Mr Partridge
Yvonne organises a petition to get rid of Mr Partridge - who ends up as a corpse in the swimming pool, found floating with a knife in his back. Comedy, starring Paul Shane

2:00 PM
Dad's Army
Captain Mainwaring's men acquire a boat
Captain Mainwaring's men acquire a boat, planning to use it for coastal patrols, but they get lost in fog and believe they have crossed the Channel when they finally reach dry land

2:40 PM
Are You Being Served?
Young Mr Grace celebrates his birthday
Young Mr Grace celebrates his birthday, so the staff decide to organise a cabaret

3:20 PM
Still Open All Hours
Leroy gets involved in a love triangle
Leroy gets involved in a love triangle when Beth turns up for their date with a friend, while Granville uses a man who claims to have been abducted by aliens to boost sales

4:00 PM
Open All Hours
Arkwright invents a Saint's day
Arkwright comes up with a cunning plan and invents a Saint's day so that Granville can check the pockets of a foreign visitor who he suspects of shoplifting

4:40 PM
Dad's Army
Captain Mainwaring's men acquire a boat
Captain Mainwaring's men acquire a boat, planning to use it for coastal patrols, but they get lost in fog and believe they have crossed the Channel when they finally reach dry land

5:20 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo, Clegg and Foggy take a trip to Wales
Compo and Clegg gatecrash Foggy's trip to see a female friend in Wales. Comedy, starring Brian Wilde, Peter Sallis and Bill Owen

6:00 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
The trio lament the lack of fresh vegetables available
The trio lament the lack of fresh vegetables available due to a shortage of 'good honest muck' and wonder what it takes to find a half-decent carrot

6:40 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth plans to show off her singing talents
Emmet plans a piano concert for the senior citizens - but despite his best efforts, Hyacinth finds out and decides to treat them to a sing-song

7:20 PM
Dad's Army
Mainwaring decides the platoon needs a mascot for a big parade
Mainwaring decides the platoon needs a mascot for a big parade and plumps for a ram, but catching a suitable candidate for the job proves easier said than done

8:00 PM
Still Open All Hours
Granville tries to sell a huge wheel of cheese
Granville tries to sell a huge wheel of cheese which is long past its sell by date. Leroy gets sick of delivering goods by bicycle and demands his father invest in a van

8:40 PM
Open All Hours: Inside Out
Diane Morgan narrates this documentary about the comedy
Diane Morgan narrates this special documentary about the much-loved comedy, featuring contributions from Sir David Jason, Johnny Vegas, Tim Healy, Ronnie Barker's daughter Charlotte, and more

10:40 PM
Not Going Out
Lee imagines a perfect life with Lucy
Lee imagines a perfect life with Lucy, but the reality may not be good enough to match up to his dreams. Comedy, guest starring Bobby Ball

11:20 PM
Not Going Out
A 20-year-old woman claims Lee may be her father
A 20-year-old woman turns up on Lee's doorstep and claims he may be her father, and after a period of denial, he remembers a one-night stand from a party in the 1980s

11:55 PM
Still Open All Hours
Granville tries to sell a huge wheel of cheese
Granville tries to sell a huge wheel of cheese which is long past its sell by date. Leroy gets sick of delivering goods by bicycle and demands his father invest in a van

12:35 AM
Avoidance
Jonathan's attempt to win back Claire backfires
Jonathan's attempt to win back Claire backfires when he discovers her big secret. Comedy, with Romesh Ranganathan and Jessica Knappett

1:15 AM
Not Going Out
Lee imagines a perfect life with Lucy
Lee imagines a perfect life with Lucy, but the reality may not be good enough to match up to his dreams. Comedy, guest starring Bobby Ball

1:55 AM
Not Going Out
A 20-year-old woman claims Lee may be her father
A 20-year-old woman turns up on Lee's doorstep and claims he may be her father, and after a period of denial, he remembers a one-night stand from a party in the 1980s

2:25 AM
Hi-de-Hi!
Yvonne organises a petition to get rid of Mr Partridge
Yvonne organises a petition to get rid of Mr Partridge - who ends up as a corpse in the swimming pool, found floating with a knife in his back. Comedy, starring Paul Shane

2:55 AM
Don't Wait Up
Toby upsets Tom
Tom is working hard to reunite his parents, until Toby upsets him by bringing his attractive receptionist home. Nigel Havers and Tony Britton star

3:25 AM
Avoidance
Jonathan spies on Claire's boyfriend and goes on an actual real-life date
Jonathan spies on Claire's boyfriend and goes on an actual real-life date. Dan and Courtney freak out over baby clothes, while Spencer goes berserk at jiu-jitsu to impress a girl

4:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
