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Tom plans to spend quality time with his girlfriend, while Toby is intent on taking Angela on a romantic break. Nigel Havers and Tony Britton star

Fletcher objects to having a third cellmate foisted on him, especially as the newcomer seems to enjoy special privileges. Comedy, starring Ronnie Barker

Boycie faces his worst nightmare when Marlene's glamourpuss sister visits from Peckham - but that soon turns out to be the least of his problems

Captain Peacock is far from happy when he realises that the head of the sports department has spread the news about a painful boil on his bottom. Comedy, starring Frank Thornton

Clegg and Compo discover Foggy thinks they should devote themselves to first aid, after a life-saving attempt ends in a drenching

Foggy, Clegg and Compo try to make Sid appear dashing in Ivy's eyes, convincing Wesley to use him in his latest experiment. Comedy, starring Brian Wilde

Fletcher objects to having a third cellmate foisted on him, especially as the newcomer seems to enjoy special privileges. Comedy, starring Ronnie Barker

Hyacinth forces Richard to take her to the countryside to look for Iron Age remains, but further cultural excursions are curtailed when they learn Rose is behaving outrageously

Boycie faces his worst nightmare when Marlene's glamourpuss sister visits from Peckham - but that soon turns out to be the least of his problems

Gladys gets the wrong idea when Clive takes her to visit his family estate. Later, she and Spike are thrown together and forced to dress up as Mr and Mrs Toothpaste

Walker is caught smuggling Italian PoWs out of camp at night, but far from being a traitor, he is furthering the war effort - and making some money on the side

Captain Peacock is far from happy when he realises that the head of the sports department has spread the news about a painful boil on his bottom. Comedy, starring Frank Thornton

Arkwright tries to improve the sale of an overstocked commodity - Jamaican Ginger cake - with incredible efficiency, and Granville's lust for power leads to disaster

Arkwright comes up with a cunning plan and invents a Saint's day so that Granville can check the pockets of a foreign visitor who he suspects of shoplifting

Walker is caught smuggling Italian PoWs out of camp at night, but far from being a traitor, he is furthering the war effort - and making some money on the side

Clegg and Compo discover Foggy thinks they should devote themselves to first aid, after a life-saving attempt ends in a drenching

Foggy, Clegg and Compo try to make Sid appear dashing in Ivy's eyes, convincing Wesley to use him in his latest experiment. Comedy, starring Brian Wilde

Hyacinth forces Richard to take her to the countryside to look for Iron Age remains, but further cultural excursions are curtailed when they learn Rose is behaving outrageously

Wilson struggles to get the platoon out of the pub and on parade, leaving Mainwaring to tackle a suspected IRA terrorist. Comedy, starring Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier

Granville and Gastric come up with a romantic plan to persuade Madge and Mavis to stay. However, it involves spending a little more money than the shopkeeper is comfortable with

Arkwright loses his trousers on the way to the wedding of Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's niece, and ends up having to borrow a pair of her trousers to wear at the event

A confused old woman wanders into Lucy's flat, so Lee throws her out, only to discover she has a wealthy son who always pays a reward to the person who takes her home

Lee is looking forward to a lazy weekend when his dad turns up on the doorstep, looking for somewhere to stay having just come out of hospital. Bobby Ball guest stars

Granville and Gastric come up with a romantic plan to persuade Madge and Mavis to stay. However, it involves spending a little more money than the shopkeeper is comfortable with

Arkwright loses his trousers on the way to the wedding of Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's niece, and ends up having to borrow a pair of her trousers to wear at the event

A confused old woman wanders into Lucy's flat, so Lee throws her out, only to discover she has a wealthy son who always pays a reward to the person who takes her home

Lee is looking forward to a lazy weekend when his dad turns up on the doorstep, looking for somewhere to stay having just come out of hospital. Bobby Ball guest stars