U&Gold HD Wednesday
BT TV
359
Sky
110
Virgin
124
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

7:30 AM
Don't Wait Up
Tom plans to spend quality time with his girlfriend
Tom plans to spend quality time with his girlfriend, while Toby is intent on taking Angela on a romantic break. Nigel Havers and Tony Britton star

8:00 AM
Porridge
Fletcher finds three is a crowd
Fletcher objects to having a third cellmate foisted on him, especially as the newcomer seems to enjoy special privileges. Comedy, starring Ronnie Barker

8:40 AM
The Green Green Grass
Marlene's sister pays a visit
Boycie faces his worst nightmare when Marlene's glamourpuss sister visits from Peckham - but that soon turns out to be the least of his problems

9:20 AM
Are You Being Served?
Captain Peacock has an embarrassing problem
Captain Peacock is far from happy when he realises that the head of the sports department has spread the news about a painful boil on his bottom. Comedy, starring Frank Thornton

10:00 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Foggy devotes his life to first aid
Clegg and Compo discover Foggy thinks they should devote themselves to first aid, after a life-saving attempt ends in a drenching

10:40 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Sid needs a glamorous new image
Foggy, Clegg and Compo try to make Sid appear dashing in Ivy's eyes, convincing Wesley to use him in his latest experiment. Comedy, starring Brian Wilde

11:20 AM
Porridge
Fletcher finds three is a crowd
Fletcher objects to having a third cellmate foisted on him, especially as the newcomer seems to enjoy special privileges. Comedy, starring Ronnie Barker

12:00 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Rose behaves outrageously
Hyacinth forces Richard to take her to the countryside to look for Iron Age remains, but further cultural excursions are curtailed when they learn Rose is behaving outrageously

12:40 PM
The Green Green Grass
Marlene's sister pays a visit
Boycie faces his worst nightmare when Marlene's glamourpuss sister visits from Peckham - but that soon turns out to be the least of his problems

1:20 PM
Hi-de-Hi!
Spike and Gladys are thrown together
Gladys gets the wrong idea when Clive takes her to visit his family estate. Later, she and Spike are thrown together and forced to dress up as Mr and Mrs Toothpaste

2:00 PM
Dad's Army
Walker is accused of treason
Walker is caught smuggling Italian PoWs out of camp at night, but far from being a traitor, he is furthering the war effort - and making some money on the side

2:35 PM
Are You Being Served?
Captain Peacock has an embarrassing problem
Captain Peacock is far from happy when he realises that the head of the sports department has spread the news about a painful boil on his bottom. Comedy, starring Frank Thornton

3:20 PM
Open All Hours
Arkwright tries to shift an overstocked commodity
Arkwright tries to improve the sale of an overstocked commodity - Jamaican Ginger cake - with incredible efficiency, and Granville's lust for power leads to disaster

4:00 PM
Open All Hours
Arkwright invents a Saint's day
Arkwright comes up with a cunning plan and invents a Saint's day so that Granville can check the pockets of a foreign visitor who he suspects of shoplifting

4:40 PM
Dad's Army
Walker is accused of treason
Walker is caught smuggling Italian PoWs out of camp at night, but far from being a traitor, he is furthering the war effort - and making some money on the side

5:20 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Foggy devotes his life to first aid
Clegg and Compo discover Foggy thinks they should devote themselves to first aid, after a life-saving attempt ends in a drenching

6:00 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Sid needs a glamorous new image
Foggy, Clegg and Compo try to make Sid appear dashing in Ivy's eyes, convincing Wesley to use him in his latest experiment. Comedy, starring Brian Wilde

6:40 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Rose behaves outrageously
Hyacinth forces Richard to take her to the countryside to look for Iron Age remains, but further cultural excursions are curtailed when they learn Rose is behaving outrageously

7:20 PM
Dad's Army
Mainwaring tackles a suspected terrorist
Wilson struggles to get the platoon out of the pub and on parade, leaving Mainwaring to tackle a suspected IRA terrorist. Comedy, starring Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier

8:00 PM
Still Open All Hours
Granville and Gastric try to persuade Madge and Mavis to stay
Granville and Gastric come up with a romantic plan to persuade Madge and Mavis to stay. However, it involves spending a little more money than the shopkeeper is comfortable with

8:40 PM
Open All Hours
Arkwright loses his trousers
Arkwright loses his trousers on the way to the wedding of Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's niece, and ends up having to borrow a pair of her trousers to wear at the event

9:20 PM
Not Going Out
A confused old woman wanders into Lucy's flat
A confused old woman wanders into Lucy's flat, so Lee throws her out, only to discover she has a wealthy son who always pays a reward to the person who takes her home

10:00 PM
Not Going Out
Lee's dad turns up. Bobby Ball guest stars
Lee is looking forward to a lazy weekend when his dad turns up on the doorstep, looking for somewhere to stay having just come out of hospital. Bobby Ball guest stars

10:40 PM
Still Open All Hours
Granville and Gastric try to persuade Madge and Mavis to stay
Granville and Gastric come up with a romantic plan to persuade Madge and Mavis to stay. However, it involves spending a little more money than the shopkeeper is comfortable with

11:20 PM
Open All Hours
Arkwright loses his trousers
Arkwright loses his trousers on the way to the wedding of Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's niece, and ends up having to borrow a pair of her trousers to wear at the event

12:00 AM
Not Going Out
A confused old woman wanders into Lucy's flat
A confused old woman wanders into Lucy's flat, so Lee throws her out, only to discover she has a wealthy son who always pays a reward to the person who takes her home

12:40 AM
Not Going Out
Lee's dad turns up. Bobby Ball guest stars
Lee is looking forward to a lazy weekend when his dad turns up on the doorstep, looking for somewhere to stay having just come out of hospital. Bobby Ball guest stars
