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Pat takes Carter and his family out to see a new build home, but it fails to live up to expectations

Emmet plans a piano concert for the senior citizens - but despite his best efforts, Hyacinth finds out and decides to treat them to a sing-song

Clegg, Truly and Alvin take a group of pensioners out for the day, but their act of charity backfires

Smiler is pursued by a wanton gold-digger, but Truly comes up with a few ideas to get rid of her

Mrs Slocombe takes charge of the department while Mr Rumbold is off sick. Shop-floor comedy, with John Inman and Mollie Sugden

Granville tries to sell a huge wheel of cheese which is long past its sell by date. Leroy gets sick of delivering goods by bicycle and demands his father invest in a van

Barry and Glenda get a shock when a man they exchanged addresses with on holiday turns up on their doorstep

Nora Batty relates the story of her long-standing feud with Audrey Craig - who had the audacity to laugh at her hat during a wedding many years ago

Emmet plans a piano concert for the senior citizens - but despite his best efforts, Hyacinth finds out and decides to treat them to a sing-song

Pat takes Carter and his family out to see a new build home, but it fails to live up to expectations

Jonesy's van runs out of petrol and the platoon is forced to spend the night in a spooky deserted house, where the men's imaginations soon run wild

Granville tries to sell a huge wheel of cheese which is long past its sell by date. Leroy gets sick of delivering goods by bicycle and demands his father invest in a van

Barry and Glenda get a shock when a man they exchanged addresses with on holiday turns up on their doorstep

Nora Batty relates the story of her long-standing feud with Audrey Craig - who had the audacity to laugh at her hat during a wedding many years ago

Mrs Slocombe takes charge of the department while Mr Rumbold is off sick. Shop-floor comedy, with John Inman and Mollie Sugden

The vicar and the verger enlist in the Home Guard, but their over-enthusiastic man-management brings the wrath of Warden Hodges down upon the platoon

Granville tries to sell a huge wheel of cheese which is long past its sell by date. Leroy gets sick of delivering goods by bicycle and demands his father invest in a van

First episode of the comedy. After flirting for months on the phone, Stacey travels from Wales to London to meet Gavin in person. Mathew Horne and Joanna Page star

The couple have their first lovers' tiff and Gavin is so beside himself with worry he drives all the way to Barry Island to make amends. Mathew Horne and Joanna Page star

The crew members wake up to the realisation their memories have been erased, and to make matters worse, someone has completed Lister's jigsaw

A leak from the suspended animation chamber gives the crew a doorway to the past, prompting Lister to race to save lost love Kochanski's life, much to Rimmer's fury

The couple announce their engagement, and the families unite for a party in Billericay - unprepared for the bombshell that awaits them. Mathew Horne and Joanna Page star

The Shipmans drive to Wales for the wedding fayre, and after a trip to the church to hear the banns being read, Nessa tells Stacey her big secret. Mathew Horne and Joanna Page star

Lee prepares for a 10km fun-run to impress Lucy, but when he injures himself at the start of his training, he gets a secret sports massage - which leads to more trouble

A work experience trainee has a baptism of fire when she is exposed to a smutty picture of her new boss. Comedy, starring Ricky Gervais and Mackenzie Crook

The couple announce their engagement, and the families unite for a party in Billericay - unprepared for the bombshell that awaits them. Mathew Horne and Joanna Page star

The Shipmans drive to Wales for the wedding fayre, and after a trip to the church to hear the banns being read, Nessa tells Stacey her big secret. Mathew Horne and Joanna Page star

Lee prepares for a 10km fun-run to impress Lucy, but when he injures himself at the start of his training, he gets a secret sports massage - which leads to more trouble

A work experience trainee has a baptism of fire when she is exposed to a smutty picture of her new boss. Comedy, starring Ricky Gervais and Mackenzie Crook

Rachel attempts to help Amy get a job with an old friend from school, and Paul ropes Sam into filming content for his new YouTube fitness channel

Pearl is spurred on to lose weight after learning that an old flame from back home is visiting England, and realising just how thin she was when they last met

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home