U&Gold Thursday
BT TV
344
Sky
810
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

7:25 AM
Don't Wait Up
Tom plans to spend quality time with his girlfriend
Tom plans to spend quality time with his girlfriend, while Toby is intent on taking Angela on a romantic break. Nigel Havers and Tony Britton star

8:05 AM
Keeping Up Appearances
Richard's birthday gift brings trouble
Richard is disappointed with his birthday present - a pair of skis that Hyacinth intends to strap to the car in yet another attempt to impress the neighbours

8:40 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Tommy Cannon and Bobby Ball guest star
Lenny and his assistant Cliff return to the village, this time entertaining hopes of becoming successful escapologists. Guest starring Tommy Cannon and Bobby Ball

9:20 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Glenda shows a keen interest in her new neighbours
Barry is shocked to discover his golf captain has moved in next door when Glenda shows a keen interest in her new neighbours. Meanwhile, Hobbo tries to help a dejected Morton

10:00 AM
Are You Being Served?
The staff take up residence at the store
The staff accept accommodation on the premises when their travelling expenses become too high - but their flat-sharing is not a success. Vintage comedy, starring John Inman

10:40 AM
Porridge
The inmates stage a mock trial
The inmates are shocked to discover there is a thief in their midst, so Fletcher decides to stage a mock trial to bring the culprit to justice

11:15 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Hobbo searches for his real mother
Hobbo discovers his real mother's whereabouts and decides to pay her a visit, but is unimpressed by the welcome he receives. Meanwhile, Marina protests at the unreliability of men

11:55 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Hobbo tries to establish where he was born
Hobbo is convinced Nelly is his natural mother and tries to establish where he was born. Howard discovers his spirit of adventure and vows to row across the Atlantic

12:35 PM
Don't Wait Up
Tom plans to spend quality time with his girlfriend
Tom plans to spend quality time with his girlfriend, while Toby is intent on taking Angela on a romantic break. Nigel Havers and Tony Britton star

1:10 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Richard's birthday gift brings trouble
Richard is disappointed with his birthday present - a pair of skis that Hyacinth intends to strap to the car in yet another attempt to impress the neighbours

1:50 PM
Dad's Army
An invasion alert causes chaos
An invasion alert throws Mainwaring's hopeless would-be heroes into a panic, leading one half of the platoon to launch an attack on the other

2:30 PM
Porridge
The inmates stage a mock trial
The inmates are shocked to discover there is a thief in their midst, so Fletcher decides to stage a mock trial to bring the culprit to justice

3:05 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Hobbo searches for his real mother
Hobbo discovers his real mother's whereabouts and decides to pay her a visit, but is unimpressed by the welcome he receives. Meanwhile, Marina protests at the unreliability of men

3:40 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Hobbo tries to establish where he was born
Hobbo is convinced Nelly is his natural mother and tries to establish where he was born. Howard discovers his spirit of adventure and vows to row across the Atlantic

4:20 PM
Don't Wait Up
Tom plans to spend quality time with his girlfriend
Tom plans to spend quality time with his girlfriend, while Toby is intent on taking Angela on a romantic break. Nigel Havers and Tony Britton star

5:00 PM
Blackadder II
Edmund embarks on a voyage around the Cape of Good Hope
Edmund becomes jealous of the adulation that Sir Walter Raleigh has been receiving and announces he intends to go on a voyage around the Cape of Good Hope. Tom Baker guest stars

5:40 PM
Blackadder II
A bloodthirsty bishop menaces Edmund
Edmund receives a visit from the bloodthirsty Bishop of Bath and Wells, who threatens to do him a mischief with a red-hot poker over the matter of an unpaid loan

6:20 PM
Are You Being Served?
The staff take up residence at the store
The staff accept accommodation on the premises when their travelling expenses become too high - but their flat-sharing is not a success. Vintage comedy, starring John Inman

7:00 PM
Dad's Army: The Lost Episodes
Walker is called up to serve in the regular Army
Walker is called up the Army, so Mainwaring decides to use all his standing to excuse him from service in order to ensure provisions of black-market goods are maintained

7:40 PM
Porridge
The inmates stage a mock trial
The inmates are shocked to discover there is a thief in their midst, so Fletcher decides to stage a mock trial to bring the culprit to justice

8:20 PM
Blackadder II
Edmund is challenged to a drinking contest
Lord Melchett challenges Edmund to a drinking contest that he cannot get out of - but his puritanical aunt and uncle are visiting him on the same night

9:00 PM
Blackadder II
Edmund and Lord Melchett are kidnapped
Edmund and Lord Melchett are kidnapped by a master of disguise, but the Queen decides to pay only one of the ransom demands. Guest starring Hugh Laurie

9:40 PM
Not Going Out
Lucy plans to get married
Lee seems to be the only one with objections when Lucy announces that she plans to marry Pavlov, a mechanic from the old Eastern bloc who needs help staying in the country

10:20 PM
The Office
Brent employs a new secretary
Brent employs a new secretary - and true to form, picks the prettiest woman he can find. He then invites her to a drunken night out in Slough. Ricky Gervais stars

11:00 PM
Mrs Brown's Boys
The family awaits the fruits of its fraud
Agnes and the Brown family await the fruits of their fraud after faking Grandad's death to get a payout, but the insurance company starts to grow suspicious

11:40 PM
Blackadder II
Edmund is challenged to a drinking contest
Lord Melchett challenges Edmund to a drinking contest that he cannot get out of - but his puritanical aunt and uncle are visiting him on the same night

12:20 AM
Blackadder II
Edmund and Lord Melchett are kidnapped
Edmund and Lord Melchett are kidnapped by a master of disguise, but the Queen decides to pay only one of the ransom demands. Guest starring Hugh Laurie

1:00 AM
The Thin Blue Line
PC Habib finds herself in demand
PC Habib finds herself in demand when Inspector Fowler thinks she would be ideal for his pub quiz team and DI Grim wants her for an altogether different reason
