U&Gold Tuesday

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Toby tries to raise his morale and improve his finances, while Tom and Madeline break up

Blanco ends up in the prison hospital, where he fears he is about to shuffle off this mortal coil and entrusts the whereabouts of his stashed fortune to fellow patient Fletch

A visit to a local country mansion reveals Boycie's admiration for the long-established tradition of respect for the gentry, while Elgin moves into Bryan's caravan

Old Mr Grace begins to suspect Mr Humphries may be his son and heir

Clegg, Truly and Billy offer words of wisdom to a broken-hearted man they find seeking solace in the woods

A hang-gliding enthusiast fails to break the long-distance record and lands in the village, well short of France. The gang tries to make him best at something else

Mainwaring camps the platoon in the middle of a firing range, forcing Corporal Jones to make a desperate effort to raise the alarm. Starring Arthur Lowe and Clive Dunn

Blanco ends up in the prison hospital, where he fears he is about to shuffle off this mortal coil and entrusts the whereabouts of his stashed fortune to fellow patient Fletch

Hyacinth invites the new vicar round for tea - but despite her meticulous planning, the afternoon does not go as planned. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift

A visit to a local country mansion reveals Boycie's admiration for the long-established tradition of respect for the gentry, while Elgin moves into Bryan's caravan

Mainwaring camps the platoon in the middle of a firing range, forcing Corporal Jones to make a desperate effort to raise the alarm. Starring Arthur Lowe and Clive Dunn

The staff try to stop Ted celebrating his birthday every two weeks, and the runner-up in the Holiday Princess competition is spotted entering a staff chalet at night

Old Mr Grace begins to suspect Mr Humphries may be his son and heir

Blanco ends up in the prison hospital, where he fears he is about to shuffle off this mortal coil and entrusts the whereabouts of his stashed fortune to fellow patient Fletch

Mainwaring camps the platoon in the middle of a firing range, forcing Corporal Jones to make a desperate effort to raise the alarm. Starring Arthur Lowe and Clive Dunn

Clegg, Truly and Billy offer words of wisdom to a broken-hearted man they find seeking solace in the woods

A hang-gliding enthusiast fails to break the long-distance record and lands in the village, well short of France. The gang tries to make him best at something else

Hyacinth invites the new vicar round for tea - but despite her meticulous planning, the afternoon does not go as planned. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift

Blanco ends up in the prison hospital, where he fears he is about to shuffle off this mortal coil and entrusts the whereabouts of his stashed fortune to fellow patient Fletch

Captain Mainwaring lets Frazer take charge of the platoon, gambling that a taste of authority will give him a more responsible attitude

Old Mr Grace begins to suspect Mr Humphries may be his son and heir

Denise has a hangover, but claims it is migraine, brought on by stress from the wedding. Jim feels depressed by the rest of the family's insistence on celebrating his birthday

Jim and Barbara are left holding the baby as Denise and Dave enjoy a booze-fuelled night of karaoke at The Feathers, and Mary tells all about Joe's close shave with a cheese grater

Deborah and Dorothy take a weekend break, leaving the men to their own devices, so Tony constructs a sauna while Gary gets to grips with a nubile neighbour

Harry Enfield's established comedy favourites, including forgetful pub landlord Les Norris, DJ dinosaurs Smashie 'n' Nicey and Wayne and Waynetta Slob, drowning in pizza boxes

Denise has a hangover, but claims it is migraine, brought on by stress from the wedding. Jim feels depressed by the rest of the family's insistence on celebrating his birthday

Jim and Barbara are left holding the baby as Denise and Dave enjoy a booze-fuelled night of karaoke at The Feathers, and Mary tells all about Joe's close shave with a cheese grater

Deborah and Dorothy take a weekend break, leaving the men to their own devices, so Tony constructs a sauna while Gary gets to grips with a nubile neighbour

The staff try to stop Ted celebrating his birthday every two weeks, and the runner-up in the Holiday Princess competition is spotted entering a staff chalet at night

Harry Enfield's established comedy favourites, including forgetful pub landlord Les Norris, DJ dinosaurs Smashie 'n' Nicey and Wayne and Waynetta Slob, drowning in pizza boxes

Toby tries to raise his morale and improve his finances, while Tom and Madeline break up

Deborah and Dorothy take a weekend break, leaving the men to their own devices, so Tony constructs a sauna while Gary gets to grips with a nubile neighbour

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home