U&Gold Monday

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Tom's accommodation problems force him to book into the Royal Hotel - where his father is already staying. Nigel Havers and Tony Britton star

The inmates are shocked to discover there is a thief in their midst, so Fletcher decides to stage a mock trial to bring the culprit to justice

Boycie reluctantly signs up for a reality TV show, while Mrs Cakeworthy becomes suspicious of Marlene. Comedy, starring John Challis and Sue Holderness

Mr Humphries is accused of dipping his hand in the till. His distinguished career appears to end in disgrace when he is dismissed after being found guilty

Marina unwittingly buys Howard a life-like gorilla, while Truly, Clegg and Billy try to track down Cyril Cooper - a man renowned for his green fingers and womanising ways

Tom and Smiler arrange an interesting blind date and Truly discovers his ex-wife's new husband is coming to town. Frank Thornton and Stephen Lewis star

Ted gets even with Jeffrey by exposing his rule-breaking escapades. Holiday-camp comedy, starring Paul Shane and Ruth Madoc

The inmates are shocked to discover there is a thief in their midst, so Fletcher decides to stage a mock trial to bring the culprit to justice

Hyacinth attends the christening of Daisy's granddaughter, and is upset to learn the child's mother is not married. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge

Boycie reluctantly signs up for a reality TV show, while Mrs Cakeworthy becomes suspicious of Marlene. Comedy, starring John Challis and Sue Holderness

Mainwaring and the platoon dress as firemen to take part in an initiative exercise, but soon find themselves tackling a real fire. Comedy, starring Arthur Lowe and Clive Dunn

Ted gets even with Jeffrey by exposing his rule-breaking escapades. Holiday-camp comedy, starring Paul Shane and Ruth Madoc

Mr Humphries is accused of dipping his hand in the till. His distinguished career appears to end in disgrace when he is dismissed after being found guilty

The inmates are shocked to discover there is a thief in their midst, so Fletcher decides to stage a mock trial to bring the culprit to justice

Mainwaring and the platoon dress as firemen to take part in an initiative exercise, but soon find themselves tackling a real fire. Comedy, starring Arthur Lowe and Clive Dunn

Marina unwittingly buys Howard a life-like gorilla, while Truly, Clegg and Billy try to track down Cyril Cooper - a man renowned for his green fingers and womanising ways

Tom and Smiler arrange an interesting blind date and Truly discovers his ex-wife's new husband is coming to town. Frank Thornton and Stephen Lewis star

Hyacinth attends the christening of Daisy's granddaughter, and is upset to learn the child's mother is not married. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge

The inmates are shocked to discover there is a thief in their midst, so Fletcher decides to stage a mock trial to bring the culprit to justice

Mainwaring is accused of leaving a light burning in the church hall during a blackout, and receives a summons to appear in court. Comedy, starring Arthur Lowe

Mr Humphries is accused of dipping his hand in the till. His distinguished career appears to end in disgrace when he is dismissed after being found guilty

The boys visit a dating agency to fix up Richie - who eagerly anticipates a night of unbridled passion. Adrian Edmondson and Rik Mayall star

Desperate duo Richie and Eddie try to improve their sex lives by using a spray apparently able to make them attractive to the opposite sex. Starring Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson

Gary agrees to see a relationship counsellor, while Tony's efforts to impress Deborah's mother end in disaster, and Dorothy's 10-year-old nephew comes to stay

Hal Cruttenden hosts an evening of stand-up at the Apollo in Hammersmith, London, introducing routines by Justin Moorhouse and Tom Stade

The boys visit a dating agency to fix up Richie - who eagerly anticipates a night of unbridled passion. Adrian Edmondson and Rik Mayall star

Desperate duo Richie and Eddie try to improve their sex lives by using a spray apparently able to make them attractive to the opposite sex. Starring Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson

Gary agrees to see a relationship counsellor, while Tony's efforts to impress Deborah's mother end in disaster, and Dorothy's 10-year-old nephew comes to stay

Hal Cruttenden hosts an evening of stand-up at the Apollo in Hammersmith, London, introducing routines by Justin Moorhouse and Tom Stade

Tom's accommodation problems force him to book into the Royal Hotel - where his father is already staying. Nigel Havers and Tony Britton star

Boycie reluctantly signs up for a reality TV show, while Mrs Cakeworthy becomes suspicious of Marlene. Comedy, starring John Challis and Sue Holderness

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home