U&Gold Thursday
BT TV
344
Sky
810
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

7:20 AM
Don't Wait Up
Tom tries to reunite his mother and father
Tom tries to reunite his mother and father when he becomes lonely in his new flat. Nigel Havers and Tony Britton star

7:50 AM
Porridge
Godber gets into a fight
Fletch tries to ensure that Godber has not blown his chances of early release after he gets into a fight a week before his parole board hearing

8:30 AM
The Green Green Grass
Marlene throws Boycie out of the house
Boycie discovers Marlene has been discussing their marital problems with a counsellor, and the subsequent row results in him being thrown out of the house

9:10 AM
Are You Being Served?
The gang visits 10 Downing Street
The gang visits 10 Downing Street - where Mrs Slocombe gets a chance to demonstrate that Britain has women even more formidable than Mrs Thatcher

9:50 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Billy celebrates his ancestor Robin Hood
Billy celebrates his ancestor Robin Hood's birthday by proudly wearing a green suit. Long-running comedy set in Yorkshire, starring Keith Clifford

10:30 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Barry is caught acting suspiciously
Barry is spotted in the woods with a suitcase acting suspiciously. Long-running comedy, starring Mike Grady and Peter Sallis

11:10 AM
Dad's Army
A German pilot is trapped on top of the town clock by his parachute
Mainwaring finds a German pilot trapped on top of the town clock by his parachute, so the platoon attempts a rescue mission. Classic comedy, starring Arthur Lowe

11:50 AM
Porridge
Godber gets into a fight
Fletch tries to ensure that Godber has not blown his chances of early release after he gets into a fight a week before his parole board hearing

12:30 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth plans to show off her singing talents
Hyacinth plans a candlelit supper to impress Emmet with her singing talents, but the event does not go as expected

1:10 PM
The Green Green Grass
Marlene throws Boycie out of the house
Boycie discovers Marlene has been discussing their marital problems with a counsellor, and the subsequent row results in him being thrown out of the house

1:50 PM
Dad's Army
A German pilot is trapped on top of the town clock by his parachute
Mainwaring finds a German pilot trapped on top of the town clock by his parachute, so the platoon attempts a rescue mission. Classic comedy, starring Arthur Lowe

2:30 PM
Hi-de-Hi!
Jeffrey hosts a music recital
When Spike's sing-along routines are considered to have failed, Jeffrey treats the campers to a classical music recital using his collection of gramophone records

3:10 PM
Are You Being Served?
The gang visits 10 Downing Street
The gang visits 10 Downing Street - where Mrs Slocombe gets a chance to demonstrate that Britain has women even more formidable than Mrs Thatcher

3:50 PM
Porridge
Godber gets into a fight
Fletch tries to ensure that Godber has not blown his chances of early release after he gets into a fight a week before his parole board hearing

4:25 PM
Dad's Army
A German pilot is trapped on top of the town clock by his parachute
Mainwaring finds a German pilot trapped on top of the town clock by his parachute, so the platoon attempts a rescue mission. Classic comedy, starring Arthur Lowe

5:00 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Billy celebrates his ancestor Robin Hood
Billy celebrates his ancestor Robin Hood's birthday by proudly wearing a green suit. Long-running comedy set in Yorkshire, starring Keith Clifford

5:40 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Barry is caught acting suspiciously
Barry is spotted in the woods with a suitcase acting suspiciously. Long-running comedy, starring Mike Grady and Peter Sallis

6:20 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth plans to show off her singing talents
Hyacinth plans a candlelit supper to impress Emmet with her singing talents, but the event does not go as expected

7:00 PM
Porridge
Godber gets into a fight
Fletch tries to ensure that Godber has not blown his chances of early release after he gets into a fight a week before his parole board hearing

7:40 PM
Dad's Army
The platoon guards a captured German U-boat crew
Mainwaring seizes the chance to contribute to the war effort by guarding a captured German U-boat crew. Guest starring Philip Madoc

8:20 PM
Are You Being Served?
The gang visits 10 Downing Street
The gang visits 10 Downing Street - where Mrs Slocombe gets a chance to demonstrate that Britain has women even more formidable than Mrs Thatcher

9:00 PM
Bottom
Eddie and Richie run into bad luck
During a night at the fair, Richie's wallet is stolen. But that is the least of his problems as a fortune teller declares that he is going to die in three nights' time

9:35 PM
Bottom
The bachelors have a run-in with a burglar
Richie and Eddie's nocturnal peace is disturbed by a violent encounter with a would-be burglar

10:15 PM
Men Behaving Badly
Tony is forced to hide in a water tank
Tony's incessant witticisms during an episode of Star Trek provoke a plot to humiliate him, which causes him to hide in the loft

10:55 PM
Harry Enfield and Chums
With guests Desmond Lynam, Jimmy Hill and Martin Clunes
Comedy sketches featuring Kevin and Perry, Wayne and Waynetta Slob and the Self-Righteous Brothers. With guests Desmond Lynam, Jimmy Hill and Martin Clunes

11:35 PM
Bottom
Eddie and Richie run into bad luck
During a night at the fair, Richie's wallet is stolen. But that is the least of his problems as a fortune teller declares that he is going to die in three nights' time
