U&Gold Wednesday
BT TV
344
Sky
810
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

7:00 AM
Hi-de-Hi!
Yvonne organises a petition to get rid of Mr Partridge
Yvonne organises a petition to get rid of Mr Partridge - who ends up as a corpse in the swimming pool, found floating with a knife in his back. Comedy, starring Paul Shane

7:45 AM
Porridge
Fletcher becomes an agony aunt
Fletcher takes on the role of agony aunt and ends up writing letters home for the other inmates - but he soon discovers domestic problems of his own

8:20 AM
The Green Green Grass
Animal rights activists target the village
Animal rights activists target the village, so Boycie organises patrol groups to protect the farm. Meanwhile, Tyler wants to borrow money but first has to prove his ingenuity

9:00 AM
Are You Being Served?
Job cuts are imminent at the store
Grace Brothers is forced to lay off staff as sales figures and profits are low. Classic British comedy, starring John Inman

9:40 AM
Are You Being Served?
The staff start feeling the cold
The staff start feeling the cold thanks to Grace Brothers' latest plans to cut costs. Classic comedy, starring Mollie Sugden and John Inman

10:20 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
The trio help a friend with a medical problem
The mischievous trio come to the aid of an old friend with an unusual medical problem, while Ivy becomes increasingly irate that no one will fix the cafe roof

11:00 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Foggy organises a trip to the seaside
Foggy organises a weekend away near Scarborough - but Clegg is convinced it will end in disaster. Comedy, starring Brian Wilde and Peter Sallis

11:40 AM
The Green Green Grass
Animal rights activists target the village
Animal rights activists target the village, so Boycie organises patrol groups to protect the farm. Meanwhile, Tyler wants to borrow money but first has to prove his ingenuity

12:20 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Richard forgets his wedding anniversary
Richard has to think on his feet when he forgets his wedding anniversary. Comedy, with Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift

1:00 PM
Porridge
Fletcher becomes an agony aunt
Fletcher takes on the role of agony aunt and ends up writing letters home for the other inmates - but he soon discovers domestic problems of his own

1:40 PM
Dad's Army
Mainwaring and the platoon try to capture a German aircraft crew
Mainwaring and the platoon try to capture three German airmen who have landed in a lake after bailing out and intend to stay in their dinghy until nightfall

2:20 PM
The Green Green Grass
Animal rights activists target the village
Animal rights activists target the village, so Boycie organises patrol groups to protect the farm. Meanwhile, Tyler wants to borrow money but first has to prove his ingenuity

3:00 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Richard forgets his wedding anniversary
Richard has to think on his feet when he forgets his wedding anniversary. Comedy, with Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift

3:40 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
The trio help a friend with a medical problem
The mischievous trio come to the aid of an old friend with an unusual medical problem, while Ivy becomes increasingly irate that no one will fix the cafe roof

4:20 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Foggy organises a trip to the seaside
Foggy organises a weekend away near Scarborough - but Clegg is convinced it will end in disaster. Comedy, starring Brian Wilde and Peter Sallis

5:00 PM
Are You Being Served?
Job cuts are imminent at the store
Grace Brothers is forced to lay off staff as sales figures and profits are low. Classic British comedy, starring John Inman

5:40 PM
Are You Being Served?
The staff start feeling the cold
The staff start feeling the cold thanks to Grace Brothers' latest plans to cut costs. Classic comedy, starring Mollie Sugden and John Inman

6:20 PM
Porridge
Fletcher becomes an agony aunt
Fletcher takes on the role of agony aunt and ends up writing letters home for the other inmates - but he soon discovers domestic problems of his own

7:00 PM
Dad's Army
Mainwaring and the platoon try to capture a German aircraft crew
Mainwaring and the platoon try to capture three German airmen who have landed in a lake after bailing out and intend to stay in their dinghy until nightfall

7:40 PM
Dad's Army
Jones suffers a financial crisis
Captain Mainwaring is alarmed to discover the extent of butcher Corporal Jones's cash-flow crisis and takes drastic measures to help him. Comedy from 1975, starring Clive Dunn

8:20 PM
The Good Life
Tom takes the law into his own hands
Tom sets out to catch the thief responsible for stealing leeks from his garden. Self-sufficiency comedy, starring Richard Briers, Felicity Kendal and Penelope Keith

9:00 PM
The Fast Show
An actor spends six hours having make-up applied
An actor spends six hours having make-up applied, Colin Hunt tries to fix the photocopier, Monkfish goes undercover, and Johnny Nice Painter has a panic attack

9:40 PM
The Fast Show
The Squeamish Zookeeper feeds the penguins
The Squeamish Zookeeper feeds the penguins, Chris the Craftey Cockney talks to a newspaper seller, and the Suit You tailors show a new boy the ropes

10:20 PM
I'm Alan Partridge
Alan insults Norfolk's farmers
Alan insults Norfolk's farming community with insensitive on-air remarks about the BSE crisis. Guest starring Chris Morris and Simon Pegg

11:00 PM
The Good Life
Tom takes the law into his own hands
Tom sets out to catch the thief responsible for stealing leeks from his garden. Self-sufficiency comedy, starring Richard Briers, Felicity Kendal and Penelope Keith

11:40 PM
The Fast Show
An actor spends six hours having make-up applied
An actor spends six hours having make-up applied, Colin Hunt tries to fix the photocopier, Monkfish goes undercover, and Johnny Nice Painter has a panic attack

12:20 AM
The Fast Show
The Squeamish Zookeeper feeds the penguins
The Squeamish Zookeeper feeds the penguins, Chris the Craftey Cockney talks to a newspaper seller, and the Suit You tailors show a new boy the ropes

1:00 AM
I'm Alan Partridge
Alan insults Norfolk's farmers
Alan insults Norfolk's farming community with insensitive on-air remarks about the BSE crisis. Guest starring Chris Morris and Simon Pegg

1:40 AM
The Good Life
Tom takes the law into his own hands
Tom sets out to catch the thief responsible for stealing leeks from his garden. Self-sufficiency comedy, starring Richard Briers, Felicity Kendal and Penelope Keith

2:25 AM
The Fast Show
An actor spends six hours having make-up applied
An actor spends six hours having make-up applied, Colin Hunt tries to fix the photocopier, Monkfish goes undercover, and Johnny Nice Painter has a panic attack

2:55 AM
The Fast Show
The Squeamish Zookeeper feeds the penguins
The Squeamish Zookeeper feeds the penguins, Chris the Craftey Cockney talks to a newspaper seller, and the Suit You tailors show a new boy the ropes

3:30 AM
I'm Alan Partridge
Alan insults Norfolk's farmers
Alan insults Norfolk's farming community with insensitive on-air remarks about the BSE crisis. Guest starring Chris Morris and Simon Pegg

4:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
