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Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Cheryl Baker joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner

Part two of two. The men defeat the Venusians, who are disguised as beautiful women, just in time to watch the Super Bowl. Guest starring Cindy Crawford

Harry's pet follows him to Earth in human form, while Sally visits a gynaecologist for the first time

Dick has trouble understanding why Mary reacts so angrily to his boasts of casual sex. Comedy, starring John Lithgow, Jane Curtin, Kristen Johnston and French Stewart

Debra is upset at Ray's reaction to a friend's breast enlargement, and decides to play a trick on him to see if he really is happy with her body

Ray and Debra argue about their new can opener, and Marie, Frank and Robert cannot help getting involved

Frank shows an uncharacteristic interest in Ray's work, but proves to have an ulterior motive. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Peter Boyle

Debra and Ray make their wills, but struggle to pick guardians for the children. They finally manage to decide - but not everyone is happy. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

An unlikely sequence of events culminates in Martin pretending to be gay on Valentine's Day. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and John Mahoney

A temporary call-screener steals the show with her own brand of no-nonsense advice, leaving Frasier feeling insecure. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer

Niles' girlfriend Mel persuades him to compete against Frasier for the honour of becoming cork master at a local wine club

The chef tries to bring a New Orleans restaurant back to its former glory, but clashes with owners who seem interested only in the financial side of things

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The chef focuses his efforts on a struggling French restaurant in Los Angeles, and his first step is to try to reconcile the feuding family members who run the business

Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien head to Northamptonshire, where they find night-vision goggles, an antique snooker table and an enormous America army truck

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Singer Cheryl Baker joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner

Danni Menzies helps Dawn and Ian, who want to fulfil their long-held dream of owning a house in Tavira, Portugal, for regular getaways with their two grown-up daughters

Bird-loving retired couple Nigel and Diane visit Pennington Flash nature reserve on the Leeds and Liverpool Canal. Renovations continue for Joe and Rachel on the Oxford Canal

Indian vegetarian restaurant Planet India kickstarts the week in Brighton and Hove, with chef Neez and front of house Ahmad cooking up some cosy vegan curries

The week's final visit is to Samsara Retreat in Kent, where Lori hosts with her friend Mike. Lori hopes to provide a relaxing, re-energising stay

Fearing Doomsday is coming, Mr Burns gets Dr Frink to test everyone to see who is worth saving - and the results are a major shock to the Simpson family

Analysis of the day's national and international stories. With sport and weather

Pairs of contenders go out in the real world and double a modest starting pot of seed money in a race to win a hefty cash sum. Hosted by Sue Perkins

Greg Davies has his usual task of trying to award points for things such as Nick Mohammed constructing a bottle orchestra and Joanne McNally trying to act out the word 'beer'

Joe Wilkinson and Katherine Ryan enjoy a low-cost break in Riga, Latvia. They explore the capital city on a retro tram and get lost in a museum of illusions

A look at what Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of the biggest and best TV programmes. Featuring, The Piano, The 1% Club, Inside Windsor Castle and more

Dr Jane meets a woman whose rare condition causes her vagina to split during sex, and Dr Tosin helps a man with foul smelling pus leaking from his ears

Gordon Ramsay visits the Beachfront Inn and Inlet in Florida, whose inexperienced owner is making guests' time miserable with dusty rooms, late-night concerts and poor service

Three couples host dinner parties in east London, with Anita and Terry, Flora and Chris, and Cecelia and Paul all competing for the cash prize of £1,000

When a law is passed to prohibit the sale of beef, a kebab stall owner struggles to keep his family afloat. Drama, starring Farrukh Seyer and Priyanka Verma

Catching up with two house-hunters with different needs - a couple who wanted to find a family home in Guildford and a fashion designer keen to make a new life on the Kent coast

The camping enthusiasts enjoy a pottery class before toasting marshmallows round the campfire. Day two sees them head out to hike up Somerset's iconic natural wonder, Cheddar Gorge

Jamie Oliver gives some of the nation's favourite dishes a twist, creating the ultimate toasted cheese sandwich

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Singer Cheryl Baker joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner

Dick's hopes of impressing Mary with a champagne picnic are dashed when they get locked in the school library all night. Comedy, starring John Lithgow and Jane Curtin

Tommy grows sick of all the childish things he has to do and decides to resign from the mission - but changes his mind after spending time at a retirement home