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Bar owner Sam Malone offers Diane Chambers a job as a waitress after her husband-to-be jilts her. First-ever episode of the comedy, starring Ted Danson and Shelley Long

Sam tries to find a more intelligent woman in a bid to impress Diane, who is scornful of the bimbos he usually dates

Doug and Carrie are asked to be godparents to Kelly's new baby

An overworked Carrie forgets to close the garage door and Doug's best friend - his big-screen TV - goes missing

Doug hurts Arthur's feelings, so he takes him to a baseball game to apologise. However, his efforts to catch a foul ball lead to a pitch invasion and a brush with the law

Ray thinks a family portrait would make the perfect Christmas present for his parents, but does not count on it causing an argument about who should be in the picture

Ray and Debra find out that Ally has been accused of bullying a little girl on the school bus. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

The family criticises Ray for not attending Sunday Mass like Frank, prompting him to become a regular churchgoer. Charles Durning guest stars

Homer gets trapped in a cave during a nature walk, and while the others go for help, Lisa passes the time by telling him a long and very strange tale

Homer has his jaw wired shut and discovers the benefits of listening - but Marge finds it hard to come to terms with his uncharacteristic silence

The family recounts three stories about disasters at sea, including one about a fugitive called Homer who delivered the Mayflower safely to the New World

A scandal sees Principal Skinner replaced by a woman who divides the school in half according to gender, so Lisa poses as a boy to attend maths. With the voice of Frances McDormand

Homer and Marge dispense marital advice to a player on the Isotopes baseball team whose career is flagging due to his sexy wife's singing before each game

A routine check reveals Homer is not qualified to work as a safety inspector at the power plant, so he goes back to college to study for a degree - but ends up failing his exams

A teenager is trained in martial arts by a wise old man so he can compete in a tournament and take on the bullies who have tormented him. Drama, with Ralph Macchio and Pat Morita

The first destination of the week is Fountain Cottage in Bellingham, Northumberland. The hosts are hoping their award-winning cafe will give them the edge

Georgia and Paul invite the B&Bers into The Shuckburgh Arms in Stoke Doyle. The guests are amazed by the converted barns but things hit a snag when not everyone sleeps soundly

The B&Bers are in Great Yarmouth to visit Stu and Lou's Beachside Holidays. A boat trip brings the group together but a dirty discovery brings down the mood

The final visit of the week is to the Alice in Wonderland-themed Hatter's Hotel in Skegness, Lincolnshire, an establishment run by husband-and-wife team Dee and Gary

The contestants meet one last time to discover how much they have been paid by their fellow hoteliers, before discovering who has won the competition

Actor David Morrissey, comedian Lucy Beaumont, diver and Olympic medallist Tom Daley and radio presenter and cancer survivor Adele Roberts take on three challenges

Including sport and weather

Bettany lifts the lid on historical artefacts from the eastern Mediterranean, from the oldest sword on record to the earliest evidence of human government

The four remaining applicants must create a rotational grazing system to manage livestock in a sustainable way and herd cattle to administer a health check

On the run from a lethal assassin, a wily con artist devises a scheme to hide out inside a small-town police station. Thriller starring Gerard Butler and Frank Grillo

A rancher escorts a notorious outlaw on a dangerous journey to a station where a train will take the prisoner to jail. Western remake, starring Russell Crowe and Christian Bale

The chef tries to revive a pizzeria in Burbank, Los Angeles, which is failing to attract customers, but matters are complicated when Gordon is thrown out of the kitchen

In north London, recently engaged couple Anita and Cash, laughter-loving Keith and his wife Maz, and foodies Dan and Les compete for the cash prize of £1,000

Freddie is digging for gold, but will he fly too close to the sun? Lucas doesn't know who to trust, while Ste is desperate to hold his family together as his court date arrives, and James shows his selfish side. Meanwhile, Marie disc...

A couple who have taken on a 100-acre Macadamia farm in Clunes, New South Wales, with big plans to build a five-bedroom villa-cum-castle for their retirement

Carla attacks a customer for insulting the Boston Red Sox, ending with a lawsuit demanding either she be fired or Sam loses the bar. Comedy, starring Ted Danson and Rhea Perlman

A local newscaster requests an interview with Sam, giving him a poignant reminder of how much he misses his former celebrity status. Comedy, starring Ted Danson and John Ratzenberg