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8:00 AM
Most Ridiculous - Dogs
Outrageous videos of dogs getting up to all sorts of mischief
Radio 1 DJ Greg James showcases a selection of hilarious videos found online that illustrate why man's best friend is often its own worst enemy
8:35 AM
Most Ridiculous - Weather
Hilarious clips involving weird and wonderful weather
Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates another selection of comical clips found online, this time focusing on videos that demonstrate why the weather can be a fickle friend
9:00 AM
Friends
Part one of two. Rachel goes into labour
Part one of two. As Rachel goes into labour, Chandler and Monica are inspired to find a private hospital room, and Phoebe meets a handsome patient
9:30 AM
Friends
Part two of two. Rachel gives birth
Part two of two. After 21 hours in labour, Rachel finally gives birth - but Joey finds Ross's engagement ring and accidently proposes to the vulnerable new mother
10:00 AM
Friends
Monica and Chandler try for a baby
Joey tries to tell Rachel that he did not really propose, but cannot get a moment alone with her, while Monica and Chandler continue trying for a baby
10:25 AM
Friends
Chandler falls asleep in a meeting
Chandler falls asleep in a meeting - with disastrous consequences - and Rachel searches for a solution to baby Emma's non-stop crying
10:55 AM
Friends
Monica accepts a job offer from a renowned Manhattan restaurant
Monica accepts a job offer from a renowned Manhattan restaurant. Phoebe and Joey agree to find dates for each other and Rachel's paediatrician drops her from his roster of clients
11:20 AM
Friends
Monica makes a startling discovery
Phoebe's fear that she is about to lose her boyfriend is compounded by Ross's foolish comments, and Monica makes a startling discovery about Chandler while visiting him in Tulsa
11:50 AM
Friends
The pals gather for Phoebe's birthday
The pals look forward to Phoebe's birthday meal, but Chandler and Monica argue just before setting off and Ross locks Emma inside the flat
12:20 PM
Friends
Ross disagrees with Rachel's choice of nanny
Ross mocks Rachel's decision to hire a sensitive male nanny (guest star Freddie Prinze Jr), while Phoebe's love life is complicated by the return of a former boyfriend
1:00 PM
Friends
Phoebe fails to impress her boyfriend's parents
Ross amuses Emma by singing Baby Got Back, while Joey and Chandler find an incriminating video in Richard's old apartment
1:30 PM
Friends
Rachel's sister joins the gang for Thanksgiving
Rachel's sister Amy joins the gang for Thanksgiving, and Monica worries about her best china getting damaged. Guest starring Christina Applegate
2:00 PM
Friends
Chandler visits Monica
Chandler returns from Tulsa to visit Monica, and Rachel goes out with Phoebe for a night on the town, while Ross and Mike find they have nothing in common
2:30 PM
Friends
Chandler gets stuck in Tulsa for Christmas
Chandler feels glum at having to spend Christmas in Tulsa, so a workmate (guest star Selma Blair) stays behind to keep him company - and ends up making a pass at him
3:00 PM
Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow
Comedy sequel, with George Gaynes
Commandant Lassard sends the incompetent cops to Russia to help capture a criminal computer genius. Comedy sequel, starring George Gaynes, Michael Winslow and Christopher Lee
4:35 PM
Friends
Rachel meets her work stand-in
Rachel visits work to show off her baby and immediately clashes with the temp standing in for her, convinced he is trying to steal her job. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney
5:05 PM
Friends
Gavin surprises Rachel
Rachel tries to make amends with work rival Gavin, but realises she will never get along with him. Ross urges Joey to stay away from Emma's new nanny
5:35 PM
Friends
Joey and Phoebe play Cupid for Rachel and Ross
In an effort to remind Rachel and Ross of their former happiness together, Joey and Phoebe set them up with their worst possible blind dates
6:00 PM
Friends
Ross discovers who mugged him as a child
Ross discovers who mugged him as a child. Chandler's internship gets off to an uninspiring start and Joey endures a draining audition. Guest starring Jeff Goldblum
6:30 PM
Friends
Monica asks Joey for money
Cash-strapped couple Chandler and Monica conceal from each other that they have asked Joey for money. Rachel goes overboard in a bid to make her home baby-friendly
7:00 PM
Friends
A joke backfires on Chandler
A joke entry on Ross's college website backfires on Chandler, while Joey refuses to give Emma his favourite stuffed toy
7:30 PM
Friends
Ross embarrasses himself
Ross invites Joey and Rachel to dinner with him and Charlie. Frank Jr tries to talk Phoebe into taking care of one of his triplets, while the Bings learn more about adoption
8:00 PM
Friends
Ross tries a spray tan
Ross treats himself to a spray tan, but fails to follow the instructions, while Rachel and Joey's first night together proves an awkward occasion. With Jennifer Coolidge
8:30 PM
Friends
Ross discovers Rachel's worst fear
Phoebe and Mike argue about what to do with their wedding fund. Ross discovers Rachel is afraid of swings, and the Bings worry Joey may have jeopardised their adoption hopes
9:00 PM
Go
Drama, starring Katie Holmes
Two supermarket employees get drawn into a drugs sting on Christmas Eve and are forced to cross a dealer to save themselves. Drama, starring Katie Holmes and William Fichtner
11:00 PM
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Comedy horror, starring Kristy Swanson
A high-school student is chosen as the latest in a long line of superhuman warriors defending the world from the undead. Comedy horror, with Kristy Swanson and Donald Sutherland
12:40 AM
Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
With Asim Chaudry, Ellie Taylor and Oti Mabuse
Asim Chaudry, Ellie Taylor and Oti Mabuse revisit their teenage years, with Rhod judging which of them had the most embarrassing adolescence
1:40 AM
The Ricky Gervais Show
Topics include life as a beetle and the rights of fish
Ricky and Stephen consider Kafka's Metamorphosis, leading to much musing on life as a beetle by Karl Pilkington, who also gives Valentine's Day advice
2:10 AM
The Ricky Gervais Show
Topics include the intelligence of worms and flowers
Topics include the intelligence of worms and flowers, and the possibility of an afterlife is discussed during a conversation about organ donation
2:40 AM
South Park
Giant guinea pigs attack cities worldwide
The boys are stranded in the Andes Mountains as giant guinea pigs begin attacking cities worldwide, and they are the only ones who can put an end to the rampage
3:05 AM
South Park
Barack Obama arrives at the White House prematurely
The residents of South Park celebrate in the streets after Barack Obama is elected as president, but he catches everyone off-guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely
3:30 AM
South Park
A dance craze sweeps the school
A dance craze sweeps the school, but Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny steadfastly refuse to get caught up in the general hysteria - and find their popularity suffering as a result
3:55 AM
Beavis and Butt-Head
The friends enter a bratwurst-eating contest
The friends enter a bratwurst-eating contest in the hopes of winning a car, but they fail to realise that there is an entry fee involved
4:05 AM
Impractical Jokers
The guys pose as janitors
Joe, Sal, Murr and Q work in pairs giving presentations about living life to its fullest, and pose as janitors giving responses to questions and statements over walkie-talkies
4:30 AM
Friends
Ross tries to make Rachel jealous
Ross enlists Chandler to help him make Rachel jealous, while Monica gets the chance to perform at Mike's nightclub. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney