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Wed 6 Jul

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 3.2
8:00am
Impractical Jokers
Dropping Knowledge
Season 7 Episode 19/25

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q get strangers to help them fix their broken bikes, and do and say whatever they are told
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
8:35am
Impractical Jokers
Hump Day
Season 7 Episode 20/25

The guys lend a hand at a Greek restaurant and then compete head-to-head answering questions in a focus group. The loser is forced to spend a day locked in a den at the zoo
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
9:00am
Impractical Jokers
Out of Left Field
Season 7 Episode 21/25

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q play the 'laugh man standing' challenge, and then try to get strangers to repeat the strange backstory of the Gatto dogs
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
9:30am
Impractical Jokers
Autograph Corrector
Season 7 Episode 22/25

The guys ask people for help with writing bizarre answers on a questionnaire, and then fall in love with total strangers in the park. The loser has to ruin an autograph session
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
10:00am
Bob's Burgers
Fingers-Loose
Season 11 Episode 17/22

Hall monitor Tina is asked to look into a secret craze that has swept the schoo, which turns out to be a covert lunchtime finger-dancing den run by Gene and Louise
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
10:30am
Bob's Burgers
Some Kind of Fender Benderful
Season 11 Episode 18/22

Bob is involved in a very minor multiple-vehicle accident where everyone could be at fault and Teddy warns that alliances will be formed among the drivers
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
11:00am
Friends
The One with Rachel's Date
Season 8 Episode 5/24

Ross is horrified to learn Rachel is going on a date with a handsome soap star, and Chandler sabotages a quirky workmate's chances of promotion. Meanwhile, Phoebe is attracted to a cute but clumsy chef whom Monica plans to fire. Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
11:30am
Friends
The One with the Halloween Party
Season 8 Episode 6/24

Phoebe finds herself attracted to flighty twin sister Ursula's fiance as the gang has fun at Monica's Halloween party. The Bings dress up as Catwoman and a pink bunny, and Rachel tries to kick-start her maternal instincts with a host of trick-or-treaters. Guest starring Sean Penn
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
12:00pm
Friends
The One with the Stain
Season 8 Episode 7/24

Pregnant Rachel considers moving out, prompting Ross to tell her about a vacancy in his building, and Joey creates a nursery to persuade her to stay. Eric dumps Ursula for twin sister Phoebe, and Monica suspects her new maid could be stealing her jeans - among other things. Guest starring Sean Penn
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
12:30pm
Friends
The One with the Stripper
Season 8 Episode 8/24

Rachel finally tells her father she is pregnant, prompting him to confront Ross - who is just snuggling up to new girlfriend Mona. Monica feels guilty about denying Chandler a stripper on his stag night so she books one to make amends - but he gets a lot more than he bargained for
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
1:00pm
Friends
The One with the Fertility Test
Season 9 Episode 21/24

Chandler and Monica go to a fertility clinic for tests, but are embarrassed to encounter an old acquaintance. Ross helps Joey pretend to be intelligent to woo Charlie, even though he is attracted to her himself, and Rachel sneaks into a spa for a massage
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
1:35pm
Friends
The One with the Donor
Season 9 Episode 22/24

Monica and Chandler conduct an embarrassing interview with a potential sperm donor after learning they cannot conceive a baby naturally. Rachel reveals she still has feelings for Joey, but his current girlfriend overhears her confession, and Phoebe bumps into her old boyfriend David. Comedy, guest starring John Stamos and Hank Azaria
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
2:05pm
Friends
The One in Barbados
Season 9

Double bill. The gang visits Barbados to hear Ross address a convention, but Chandler manages to destroy the only copy of his keynote speech. Joey and Rachel impersonate pharmacists to infiltrate a medical conference offering free drinks, while Mike arrives unexpectedly and proposes to Phoebe
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
3:05pm
Friends
The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss
Season 10 Episode 1/18

Rachel and Joey struggle to find the words to tell Ross about their kiss in Barbados, while Phoebe makes the alarming discovery that Mike has a girlfriend. Starring Jennifer Aniston, Matt LeBlanc and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
3:45pm
Friends
The One Where Ross Is Fine
Season 10 Episode 2/18

Ross tries to put on a brave face and invites Joey and Rachel to dinner with him and Charlie, but gets drunk and makes an embarrassing scene. Frank Jr tries to talk Phoebe into taking care of one of the triplets, while Chandler and Monica learn more about adoption
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:10pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Tan
Season 10 Episode 3/18

Ross goes to a spray-tanning salon, but his failure to follow the instructions leaves him with a complexion he was not looking for. Joey and Rachel prepare to sleep together for the first time, but the night proves more awkward than romantic. Guest starring Jennifer Coolidge
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:45pm
Friends
The One with the Cake
Season 10 Episode 4/18

Monica and Chandler decide to delay their trip to Vermont to celebrate Emma's first birthday, but the party takes an unexpected turn with the delivery of a risque birthday cake. Comedy, guest starring Elliott Gould
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:20pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits
Season 10 Episode 5/18

Christina Applegate reprises her role as Rachel's clueless sister Amy, who offers to babysit Emma and ends up giving the unfortunate child a makeover. Phoebe inadvertently spoils Mike's anniversary surprise, and Joey writes a letter of recommendation for the Bings. Comedy, guest starring Christina Applegate and Paul Rudd
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:55pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Grant
Season 10 Episode 6/18

Greg Kinnear guest stars as Charlie's Nobel Prize-winning old flame, who is overseeing a grant Ross desperately wants. Rachel and Monica try to foist on each other one of Phoebe's peculiar paintings. Comedy, guest starring Aisha Tyler (Archer) and Greg Kinnear (I Don't Know How She Does It)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
6:30pm
Friends
The One with the Home Study
Season 10 Episode 7/18

Ross discovers Rachel has an irrational fear of swings, while Phoebe and Mike argue about whether to give their wedding fund to charity. The Bings learn Joey had a one-night stand with the adoption worker handling their case, and worry he has ruined their chances
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
7:00pm
Friends
The One with the Late Thanksgiving
Season 10 Episode 8/18

Monica reluctantly agrees to cook Thanksgiving dinner, but the others all turn up late, so she and Chandler angrily lock them out - until an unexpected phone call changes their mood completely
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
7:30pm
Friends
The One with the Birth Mother
Season 10 Episode 9/18

Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet the mother of the baby they plan to adopt. The pregnant mother, Erica, likes them but only because their files got mixed up with a doctor and a female minister. Meanwhile, Joey is set up on a date with one of Phoebe's friends, but soon regrets it when she tries to take some food off his plate, and Ross has a fashion faux pas when he accidently wears women's clothing on a date
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
8:00pm
Film Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)
A velvet-clad, sex-crazed secret agent from the 1960s agrees to be put into a state of suspended animation after his arch-enemy escapes justice. Thirty years later he is defrosted to do battle with the power-mad villain again, but the mission proves nearly as daunting for him as getting to grips with 1990s social values. Spoof spy adventure, with Mike Myers, Elizabeth Hurley, Mimi Rogers, Michael York and Robert Wagner
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
10:00pm
Russell Brand in New York
The flamboyant funnyman shares some of the unexpected pleasures and awkward moments he has experienced as a celebrity, from the time he met the Queen to instructing women on how they should approach him

11:20pm
Kevin Bridges: A Whole Different Story
The comedian on stage at Glasgow's SSE Hydro during his 2015 stand-up tour. He entertains 12,000 fans with his thoughts on economic theory, art history and diet tips, as well as politics and the Scottish referendum. He also deals with the rigours of growing up and adapting to his new-found place in the world - coupled with the added novelty of having money for the first time
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
12:15am
Comedy Central Live
Iain Stirling: Comedy Central Live
Season 1 Episode 1/9

The first in a series of stand-up specials is presented The Comedy Bus star and Love Island narrator Iain Stirling
(Subtitles)

12:50am
The Ricky Gervais Show
Karl's Day
Season 3 Episode 5/13

Karl Pilkington discusses a typical day in his life, as well as sharing his enthusiasm for solo DIY projects. Animated series based on the original recordings from the comedian's record-breaking podcasts
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.2
1:20am
The Ricky Gervais Show
The English
Season 3 Episode 6/13

Stephen Merchant, Karl Pilkington and Ricky Gervais share their personal opinions of what it means to be an Englishman, and Karl also reveals why he would not mind being Italian. Animated comedy based on recordings from the comedian's series of podcasts
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.2
1:55am
South Park
Cash for Gold
Season 16 Episode 2/14

Cartman embarks on another business venture, launching a gemstones network show that ends up preying on vulnerable clients. Meanwhile, Stan takes the opportunity to discover the true value of an heirloom given to him by his grandfather
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:25am
South Park
Faith Hilling
Season 16 Episode 3/14

Humanity's evolution begins to accelerate at a rapid pace, and a crisis occurs when another of the planet's species is also discovered to have undergone drastic developments, leading many to believe a bloody clash between the two is inevitable. Animated comedy, by Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:55am
Comedy Central at the Comedy Store
Phil Wang at the Comedy Store
Season 5 Episode 10/

With Stephen Bailey, Huge Davis and Sophie Willan
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
3:15am
Comedy Central at the Comedy Store
John Robins at the Comedy Store
Season 5 Episode 9/

With Felicity Ward, Brennan Reece and Lauren Pattison
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
3:45am
Friends
The One Where Ross Finds Out
Season 2 Episode 7/24

Rachel gets drunk and tells Ross she no longer craves his affection - throwing his mind into turmoil, as he had no idea she loved him in the first place. Meanwhile, Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight. Jennifer Animation and David Schwimmer star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:10am
Friends
The One with the Lesbian Wedding
Season 2 Episode 11/24

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding, with help from an uncomfortable Ross, while Rachel is shocked by an announcement from her mother - she is getting divorced and plans to go on a voyage of sexual self-discovery. Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:35am
Friends
The One with the Baby Shower
Season 8 Episode 20/24

Rachel panics at the thought of caring for her baby and reluctantly agrees to her mother moving in - much to Ross's annoyance. Chandler tries to help Joey prepare for his audition as a TV quiz show host by constantly playing a baffling game
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 3.2

Thu 7 Jul

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 3.2
8:00am
Impractical Jokers
The Bogey Man
Season 7 Episode 23/25

The guys pose as dental assistants doing and saying whatever the others tell them, and give campers some ridiculous campfire tips
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
8:35am
Impractical Jokers
Hell On Wheels
Season 7 Episode 24/25

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q do and say whatever the other guys tell them while posing as physical therapists, then pitch some ridiculous ideas for TV show hosts
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
9:00am
Impractical Jokers
Crash Test Dummies
Season 8 Episode 1/

The guys compete in taxis, doing and saying what the others tell them to, then try to enlist people into helping them make a mess at a grocery store
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
9:30am
Impractical Jokers
The Closer
Season 8 Episode 2/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q get a tutorial on how to use PowerPoint at a library, and play a four-way game of hot potato with stranger's shoes
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
10:00am
Bob's Burgers
Bridge Over Troubled Rudy
Season 11 Episode 19/22

The kids embark on a mission to transport a dangerous explosive-rigged vintage bridge-buster toy from Rudy's home. Meanwhile, Bob finds inner peace in meditation
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
10:30am
Bob's Burgers
Steal Magazine-olias
Season 11 Episode 20/22

The kids get caught up in a game of cat-and-mouse when Dr Yap comes to the restaurant in search of something taken from the waiting room of his dentistry office
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
11:00am
Friends
The One with the Birthing Video
Season 8 Episode 15/24

Monica prepares a Valentine's Day surprise for Chandler, while Ross has difficulty telling girlfriend Mona that Rachel has moved in. Phoebe tries to lift Joey's spirits by bringing him a remarkably cheerful dog. Starring Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
11:30am
Friends
The One Where Joey Tells Rachel
Season 8 Episode 16/24

Ross has difficulty coming to terms with Joey's revelation, but eventually persuades him to tell Rachel how he feels about her, regardless of the consequences. Meanwhile, Chandler is disturbed by Phoebe's new boyfriend, who shares a number of personality traits with Monica
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
12:00pm
Friends
The One with the Tea Leaves
Season 8 Episode 17/24

Joey avoids all contact with Rachel, so she tries to repair their friendship by telling him a big lie. Phoebe believes the tea leaves foretell she is about to meet the man of her dreams, and Ross tries to recover his favourite pink shirt from former girlfriend Mona's apartment. Guest starring Alec Baldwin
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
12:30pm
Friends
The One in Massapequa
Season 8 Episode 18/24

Monica is upstaged by superior public speaker Ross while giving the toast at a wedding anniversary party for their parents - who cause outrage by asking pregnant Rachel to pretend she is married. Meanwhile, Phoebe's boyfriend drives the gang crazy with his boundless enthusiasm. Guest starring Alec Baldwin
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
1:00pm
Friends
The One with the Cake
Season 10 Episode 4/18

Monica and Chandler decide to delay their trip to Vermont to celebrate Emma's first birthday, but the party takes an unexpected turn with the delivery of a risque birthday cake. Comedy, guest starring Elliott Gould
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
1:30pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits
Season 10 Episode 5/18

Christina Applegate reprises her role as Rachel's clueless sister Amy, who offers to babysit Emma and ends up giving the unfortunate child a makeover. Phoebe inadvertently spoils Mike's anniversary surprise, and Joey writes a letter of recommendation for the Bings. Comedy, guest starring Christina Applegate and Paul Rudd
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
2:05pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Grant
Season 10 Episode 6/18

Greg Kinnear guest stars as Charlie's Nobel Prize-winning old flame, who is overseeing a grant Ross desperately wants. Rachel and Monica try to foist on each other one of Phoebe's peculiar paintings. Comedy, guest starring Aisha Tyler (Archer) and Greg Kinnear (I Don't Know How She Does It)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
2:35pm
Friends
The One with the Home Study
Season 10 Episode 7/18

Ross discovers Rachel has an irrational fear of swings, while Phoebe and Mike argue about whether to give their wedding fund to charity. The Bings learn Joey had a one-night stand with the adoption worker handling their case, and worry he has ruined their chances
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
3:05pm
Friends
The One with the Late Thanksgiving
Season 10 Episode 8/18

Monica reluctantly agrees to cook Thanksgiving dinner, but the others all turn up late, so she and Chandler angrily lock them out - until an unexpected phone call changes their mood completely
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
3:40pm
Friends
The One with the Birth Mother
Season 10 Episode 9/18

Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet the mother of the baby they plan to adopt. The pregnant mother, Erica, likes them but only because their files got mixed up with a doctor and a female minister. Meanwhile, Joey is set up on a date with one of Phoebe's friends, but soon regrets it when she tries to take some food off his plate, and Ross has a fashion faux pas when he accidently wears women's clothing on a date
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:10pm
Friends
The One Where Chandler Gets Caught
Season 10 Episode 10/18

Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with a mystery woman and follow them to a large house in the suburbs. They tell Monica of their fears and are shocked to hear the truth. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:40pm
Friends
The One Where the Stripper Cries
Season 10 Episode 11/18

Joey appears on quiz show The $100,000 Pyramid, but his disastrous efforts to answer the questions end up costing his partner the prize money. Meanwhile, the revellers at Phoebe's hen party get a surprise once the stripper shows up. Guest starring Danny DeVito and Donny Osmond
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:15pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Wedding
Season 10 Episode 12/18

Phoebe's big day arrives, but wedding planner Monica and stand-in father of the bride Joey take their roles a little too seriously. To make matters worse, a blizzard hits New York and one of Mike's ushers is indisposed, forcing Ross and Chandler to step into the breach
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
6:00pm
Friends
The One Where Joey Speaks French
Season 10 Episode 13/18

Joey persuades Phoebe to teach him French for an important audition, while Monica and Chandler show a pregnant Erica the sights of New York and learn more about the baby's possible father. Guest starring Anna Faris and Ron Leibman
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
6:30pm
Friends
The One with Princess Consuela
Season 10 Episode 14/18

Rachel heads to a restaurant for a job interview, only to find herself sitting at a table within earshot of her current boss. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler go house-hunting and Phoebe decides to change her name. Guest starring Paul Rudd and Dakota Fanning
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
7:00pm
Friends
The One Where Estelle Dies
Season 10 Episode 15/18

Phoebe learns Joey's agent has died, but he is so upset about his friends moving away that she decides not to tell him. Rachel worries about relocating to France, while Monica and Chandler are horrified to discover Janice is planning to buy the house next door to them. Guest starring Jane Lynch (Glee)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
7:35pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Going Away Party
Season 10 Episode 16/18

The gang throws a going-away party for Rachel, but she prefers to say her goodbyes individually - and one of her friends is left feeling hurt at being overlooked. Meanwhile, Monica supervises the packing for a new life in the suburbs with Chandler, while also keeping a close eye on the mother of their future adopted child
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
8:00pm
Friends
The Last One (Parts One and Two)
Season 10

Double bill. The last-ever episode of the comedy sees the pals facing major changes. There is a surprise in store for Monica and Chandler when Erica finally gives birth to the child they are planning to adopt, Phoebe and Mike decide to start a family of their own and Rachel gets set to begin a new life in Paris. Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
9:00pm
Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Season 4 Episode 1/8

The lively comedian hosts an evening of entertainment, recorded in front of an audience at London's Theatre Royal on Drury Lane.Featuring a musical performance by Little Mix, while Michael also makes unsuspecting fans' dreams come true in Unexpected Star and plays Celebrity Send to All with Holly Willoughby, hijacking the presenter's mobile phone to send an embarrassing message to all her recorded contacts
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4
10:00pm
Lee Evans: Roadrunner
A performance recorded at London's O2 during the energetic comedian's 2011 tour. Since winning the 1993 Perrier Award at the Edinburgh Festival, Evans has become one of the most popular stand-up acts in Britain and Roadrunner, his most ambitious show to date, was performed to audiences at some of the biggest arenas in the UK and Ireland
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.1
11:00pm
Ugly Americans
Treegasm
Season 1 Episode 5/14

The city celebrates the mating ritual of two tree creatures in Central Park, but trouble arises when Mark fails to see the significance of the event. Meanwhile, Callie tries to prevent her skin from falling off. Adult animation set in an alternative New York City

Rating: 6.4
11:30pm
Ugly Americans
So, You Want to Be a Vampire
Season 1 Episode 6/14

Mark learns that Frank's daughter wants to become a vampire like her boyfriend and tries to convince her to stay among the living. A new illness known as 'mad Larry disease' spreads through New York and has a bizarre effect on the residents. Adult animation starring Matt Oberg

Rating: 6.4
12:00am
Russell Brand in New York
The flamboyant funnyman shares some of the unexpected pleasures and awkward moments he has experienced as a celebrity, from the time he met the Queen to instructing women on how they should approach him

1:00am
The Ricky Gervais Show
Law & Order
Season 3 Episode 7/13

The friends discuss law and order, which Karl claims not to have any interest in - but Ricky and Stephen are taken aback by his views on shoplifting. Karl also reveals his thoughts about noise pollution. Animated series, based on recordings from the trio's popular podcasts
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.2
1:35am
The Ricky Gervais Show
Medicine
Season 3 Episode 8/13

Karl Pilkington shares his thoughts on sickness and advances in medicine, and discusses whether a machine that would enable doctors to feel patients' pain might be a good idea. Animation based on recordings from the popular podcast series, with Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.2
2:05am
South Park
Jewpacabra
Season 16 Episode 4/14

The town's big Easter egg hunt is placed in jeopardy when rumors surface that the Jewpacabra, a dangerous beast, is lurking in the woods nearby. Cartman tries to warn everyone that their lives are at risk if they participate in the egg hunt, but his protests are ignored until he produces video evidence of the creature's existence
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:35am
South Park
Butterballs
Season 16 Episode 5/14

Stan plots to raise awareness about the dangers of bullying by filming a dance video, but struggles to handle the pressure that goes along with trying to take up such a noble cause
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:05am
Comedy Central Presents
Zach Galifianakis: Comedy Central Live
A stand-up performance by the American actor and comedian, revealing how he prefers to be specific when he cheers at concerts, discovers the root of his unusual sinus problems, and recalls a shameful night of drinking in LA

3:25am
Jeff Dunham: Comedy Central Live
Ventriloquist and comedian Jeff Dunham introduces viewers to his favourite dummies - Mitch the Super Hero, Peanut, Jose Jalapeno (on a stick) and Walter

3:45am
Friends
The One After the Super Bowl - Part One
Season 2 Episode 12/24

Part one of two. Joey lands a date with a fan, but soon learns she is unhinged. Ross tries to track down Marcel at San Diego Zoo, and Phoebe is hired for a new singing job. Brooke Shields, Chris Isaak and Dan Castellaneta guest star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:10am
Friends
The One After the Super Bowl - Part Two
Season 2 Episode 13/24

Part two of two. Rachel tries to fix up Monica with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, but ends up landing a date with him herself. Meanwhile, Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank he played on a former classmate. Guest starring Julia Roberts
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:35am
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner
Season 9 Episode 5/24

The pals eagerly look forward to Phoebe's birthday dinner at a fancy restaurant, but Chandler and Monica have an argument just before setting off. Meanwhile, Ross creates a domestic crisis by locking himself and Rachel out of the flat - with Emma inside. Directed by and starring David Schwimmer, with Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 3.2

Fri 8 Jul

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 3.2
8:00am
Impractical Jokers
Tipping Point
Season 8 Episode 3/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q pose as hospital receptionists, doing and saying whatever the other guys tell them, and then try to convince strangers to not use a particular restroom
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
8:35am
Impractical Jokers
Full Mental Jacket
Season 8 Episode 4/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q play 'do and say whatever you're told' while posing as nurses at a hospital, and then go grocery shopping with their fake wives
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
9:00am
Impractical Jokers
The Dumbbell
Season 8 Episode 6/

The guys read their fake daughter's diary pages, and give normal presentations while being told what to do and say. The punishment involves insulting the tattoos of people at a gym
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
9:30am
Impractical Jokers
The Eggman
Season 8 Episode 7/

The guys dress up to try to fool receptionists, and persuade strangers to give up their gift cards. The punishment is to find and eat various hard-boiled eggs in a meeting
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
10:00am
Bob's Burgers
Tell Me Dumb Thing Good
Season 11 Episode 21/22

Linda recruits the kids in her fight to save a dumb local tradition. Menawhile, Bob is entranced by an online cucumber
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
10:30am
Bob's Burgers
Vampire Disco Death Dance
Season 11 Episode 22/22

Tina invites her friends to see an old campy vampire sing-a-long movie with her and Bob. Linda opens a restaurant for raccoons in the alley
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
11:00am
Friends
The One Where No One Proposes
Season 9 Episode 1/24

Joey tries to tell Rachel that he did not really propose, but cannot get a moment alone with her. Monica and Chandler continue trying for a baby - much to the horror of Mr Geller, who catches them in the caretaker's cupboard
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
11:30am
Friends
The One Where Emma Cries
Season 9 Episode 2/24

Chandler falls asleep in a meeting - with disastrous consequences. Meanwhile, Rachel desperately searches for a solution to baby Emma's non-stop crying and Ross breaks his finger trying to punch Joey
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
12:00pm
Friends
The One with the Paediatrician
Season 9 Episode 3/24

Monica accepts a job as chef at a famous Manhattan restaurant, while Chandler decides to split his working week between Tulsa and New York. Phoebe and Joey agree to find dates for each other and Rachel's paediatrician drops her from his list of clients because she keeps pestering him about Emma
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
12:30pm
Friends
The One with the Sharks
Season 9 Episode 4/24

Phoebe's fear that she may be about to lose her latest boyfriend is compounded by Ross's foolish comments. Monica makes a startling discovery about Chandler while visiting him in Tulsa, and Joey is upset to learn his date does not remember having previously slept with him
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
1:00pm
Friends
The One Where Chandler Gets Caught
Season 10 Episode 10/18

Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with a mystery woman and follow them to a large house in the suburbs. They tell Monica of their fears and are shocked to hear the truth. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
1:30pm
Friends
The One Where the Stripper Cries
Season 10 Episode 11/18

Joey appears on quiz show The $100,000 Pyramid, but his disastrous efforts to answer the questions end up costing his partner the prize money. Meanwhile, the revellers at Phoebe's hen party get a surprise once the stripper shows up. Guest starring Danny DeVito and Donny Osmond
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
2:00pm
Friends
The One Where Estelle Dies
Season 10 Episode 15/18

Phoebe learns Joey's agent has died, but he is so upset about his friends moving away that she decides not to tell him. Rachel worries about relocating to France, while Monica and Chandler are horrified to discover Janice is planning to buy the house next door to them. Guest starring Jane Lynch (Glee)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
2:35pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Going Away Party
Season 10 Episode 16/18

The gang throws a going-away party for Rachel, but she prefers to say her goodbyes individually - and one of her friends is left feeling hurt at being overlooked. Meanwhile, Monica supervises the packing for a new life in the suburbs with Chandler, while also keeping a close eye on the mother of their future adopted child
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
3:00pm
Friends
The Last One (Parts One and Two)
Season 10

Double bill. The last-ever episode of the comedy sees the pals facing major changes. There is a surprise in store for Monica and Chandler when Erica finally gives birth to the child they are planning to adopt, Phoebe and Mike decide to start a family of their own and Rachel gets set to begin a new life in Paris. Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:00pm
Friends
Pilot (The One Where Monica Gets a Room-mate)
Season 1 Episode 1/24

The first-ever episode of the comedy, in which Rachel arrives at the local cafe after jilting her fiance at the altar. Chandler and Joey encourage Ross to enjoy bachelorhood when his lesbian wife walks out on him, while Phoebe supports herself playing guitar in the subway. Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry and Lisa Kudrow star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:30pm
Friends
The One with the Sonogram at the End
Season 1 Episode 2/24

Carol tells Ross she plans to raise his child with her lover Susan, but he can be involved if he wants. Ross and Monica's parents announce they are coming to dinner, while Rachel is aghast to discover her former fiance went on what would have been their honeymoon with her maid of honour
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:00pm
Friends
The One with the Thumb
Season 1 Episode 3/24

Monica shows off her new boyfriend to the rest of the group, Chandler decides to take up smoking again and Phoebe makes a gruesome discovery that leads to her receiving a windfall. Starring Courteney Cox, Matthew Perry and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:30pm
Friends
The One with George Stephanopoulos
Season 1 Episode 4/24

The girls end up breaking out binoculars in order to catch a glimpse of a good-looking neighbour with White House connections after accidentally receiving a pizza that he ordered, while Joey and Chandler take Ross to a ice hockey game to keep his mind busy
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
6:00pm
Friends
The One with the East German Laundry Detergent
Season 1 Episode 5/24

Ross joins Rachel on her first trip to a launderette, where a machine shortage leads to a tense stand-off. Phoebe and Chandler make a pact to break up with their partners, and Joey tricks a former girlfriend into believing Monica is the new woman in his life
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
6:35pm
Friends
The One with the Butt
Season 1 Episode 6/24

Chandler begins a relationship with a married woman, Ross tries to liven up his conservative image and Joey lands a film role with a difference - as a naked body-double for Al Pacino
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
7:00pm
Friends
The One with the Blackout
Season 1 Episode 7/24

A power cut exposes Chandler to temptation by trapping him in a bank's ATM lobby with only a stunning model for company. Ross has a hard time trying to ask Rachel out on a date, and Joey learns something interesting about Monica
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
7:40pm
Friends
The One Where Nana Dies Twice
Season 1 Episode 8/24

The pals gather to pay their last respects at the funeral of Ross and Monica's grandmother, while Chandler is disturbed to discover his colleagues all assume he is gay - and even more shocked to find out who they want to set him up with. Featuring guest appearances by Elliott Gould and Christina Pickles
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
8:15pm
Film Liar Liar (1997)
A lawyer whose underhand ploys to win cases leave him little time to see his son discovers he is incapable of lying after the boy's birthday wish makes his dad tell only the truth. However, this causes a host of problems as the attorney tries to muddle his way through a high-profile divorce settlement. Comedy, with Jim Carrey, Maura Tierney, Justin Cooper, Jennifer Tilly and Cary Elwes
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7
10:00pm
Jimmy Carr: Laughing & Joking Uncut
Stand-up comedy with the host of 8 Out of 10 Cats, recorded at London's Hammersmith Apollo in November, 2013. This eighth live show from the award-winning funnyman is packed with his familiar brand of acerbic one-liners, audience put-downs and near-the-knuckle stories

12:00am
Kevin Bridges: A Whole Different Story
The comedian on stage at Glasgow's SSE Hydro during his 2015 stand-up tour. He entertains 12,000 fans with his thoughts on economic theory, art history and diet tips, as well as politics and the Scottish referendum. He also deals with the rigours of growing up and adapting to his new-found place in the world - coupled with the added novelty of having money for the first time
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
1:00am
Lee Evans: Roadrunner
A performance recorded at London's O2 during the energetic comedian's 2011 tour. Since winning the 1993 Perrier Award at the Edinburgh Festival, Evans has become one of the most popular stand-up acts in Britain and Roadrunner, his most ambitious show to date, was performed to audiences at some of the biggest arenas in the UK and Ireland
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.1
2:00am
Al Murray Live - Barrel of Fun
Stand-up from London's Hammersmith Apollo. Al Murray takes on topics including the difference between men and women, the Pope, and squirrels
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.8
3:00am
Jeff Dunham: Comedy Central Live
Ventriloquist and comedian Jeff Dunham introduces viewers to his favourite dummies - Mitch the Super Hero, Peanut, Jose Jalapeno (on a stick) and Walter
(Subtitles)

3:25am
Ugly Americans
Treegasm
Season 1 Episode 5/14

The city celebrates the mating ritual of two tree creatures in Central Park, but trouble arises when Mark fails to see the significance of the event. Meanwhile, Callie tries to prevent her skin from falling off. Adult animation set in an alternative New York City
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
3:50am
Ugly Americans
So, You Want to Be a Vampire
Season 1 Episode 6/14

Mark learns that Frank's daughter wants to become a vampire like her boyfriend and tries to convince her to stay among the living. A new illness known as 'mad Larry disease' spreads through New York and has a bizarre effect on the residents. Adult animation starring Matt Oberg
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
4:15am
Friends
The One with the Bullies
Season 2 Episode 21/24

Chandler and Ross face two bullies at Central Perk. Monica decides to have a flutter on the stock market and Phoebe meets a long-lost family member. Comedy, guest starring Giovanni Ribisi
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:35am
Friends
The One with Two Parties
Season 2 Episode 22/24

The pals plan a surprise party for Rachel, but her recently separated mother and father show up. To keep the parents apart, the gang decides to have two different gatherings. Comedy, guest starring Marlo Thomas and Ron Leibman
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 3.2

Sat 9 Jul

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 3.2
8:00am
Friends
The One with Ross's Inappropriate Song
Season 9 Episode 7/24

Ross makes Emma laugh by singing Baby Got Back, while Joey and Chandler find an incriminating video in Richard's old apartment with a familiar face in a leading role. Phoebe fails to impress her boyfriend's parents, who encourage him to date someone else, forcing him to declare his love for her
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
8:35am
Friends
The One with Rachel's Other Sister
Season 9 Episode 8/24

Rachel's sister Amy joins the gang for Thanksgiving, and Monica worries about her best china getting damaged. Meanwhile, Joey forgets to turn up for the Days of Our Lives cast float. Guest starring Christina Applegate
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
9:00am
Friends
The One with Rachel's Phone Number
Season 9 Episode 9/24

Chandler returns from Tulsa to visit Monica, but has to hide from Joey after rejecting his offer of free basketball tickets. Rachel goes out with Phoebe for a night on the town, while Ross and Mike find they have nothing in common
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
9:30am
Friends
The One with Christmas in Tulsa
Season 9 Episode 10/24

Chandler feels glum at having to spend Christmas in Tulsa, so a workmate stays behind to keep him company. Unfortunately, she ends up making a pass at him, prompting him to take drastic action and quit his job altogether. Guest starring Selma Blair
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
10:00am
Friends
The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work
Season 9 Episode 11/24

Rachel visits work to show off her baby and immediately clashes with the temp standing in for her, convinced he is trying to steal her job. Phoebe causes havoc on the set of Joey's TV show, while Chandler and Monica reconsider starting a family. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
10:30am
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Rats
Season 9 Episode 12/24

Rachel tries to make amends with work rival Gavin, but realises she will never get along with him. Ross urges Joey to stay away from Emma's new nanny, while Phoebe and Mike adopt a litter of rats. Melissa George and Dermot Mulroney guest star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
11:00am
Friends
The One Where Monica Sings
Season 9 Episode 13/24

Ross enlists Chandler to help him make Rachel jealous. Monica gets the chance to perform at Mike's nightclub and Joey seeks help to disguise a botched eyebrow-waxing. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney and Melissa George
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
11:30am
Friends
The One with the Blind Dates
Season 9 Episode 14/24

In an effort to remind Rachel and Ross of their former happiness together, Joey and Phoebe set them up with their worst possible blind dates, while baby Emma causes problems for Monica and Chandler's love life. Guest starring Jon Lovitz
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
12:00pm
Friends
The One with the Mugging
Season 9 Episode 15/24

Ross discovers who mugged him as a child and Chandler's internship gets off to an uninspiring start. Meanwhile, Joey endures a draining audition at the hands of a self-important actor. Guest starring Jeff Goldblum and Tenacious D's Kyle Gass
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
12:30pm
Friends
The One with the Boob Job
Season 9 Episode 16/24

Cash-strapped couple Chandler and Monica conceal from each other that they have asked Joey for money. Rachel goes overboard in a bid to make her home baby-friendly, while Phoebe asks Mike to move in with her, but has second thoughts once it becomes clear he does not share her enthusiasm for marriage
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
1:00pm
Friends
The One with the Memorial Service
Season 9 Episode 17/24

A joke entry on Ross's college website backfires on Chandler. Joey refuses to give Emma his favourite stuffed toy, and weak-willed Phoebe begs Monica to help her avoid contacting Mike. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
1:30pm
Friends
The One with the Lottery
Season 9 Episode 18/24

Everyone except Ross pools their money to buy lottery tickets, but a disagreement about how to spend any winnings prompts a disdainful Phoebe to make a rash gesture. Chandler frets as he waits for a phone call that could mean a new job, and Rachel thinks Emma is close to saying her first word
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
2:00pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Dream
Season 9 Episode 19/24

Rachel joins Joey on the set of his soap opera, where a steamy love scene inspires unexpected feelings - and a disturbing dream. Phoebe takes an opportunity to serenade a captive audience, while Chandler plans to whisk Monica away - but ends up inviting Ross. Jennifer Aniston and Matt LeBlanc star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
2:30pm
Friends
The One with the Soap Opera Party
Season 9 Episode 20/24

Joey throws a party for the cast of Days of Our Lives, but refuses to invite his pals in case their behaviour embarrasses him. However, the answering machine gives the game away and everyone attends - which is good news for Ross
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
3:00pm
Friends
The One with the Fertility Test
Season 9 Episode 21/24

Chandler and Monica go to a fertility clinic for tests, but are embarrassed to encounter an old acquaintance. Ross helps Joey pretend to be intelligent to woo Charlie, even though he is attracted to her himself, and Rachel sneaks into a spa for a massage
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
3:30pm
Friends
The One with the Donor
Season 9 Episode 22/24

Monica and Chandler conduct an embarrassing interview with a potential sperm donor after learning they cannot conceive a baby naturally. Rachel reveals she still has feelings for Joey, but his current girlfriend overhears her confession, and Phoebe bumps into her old boyfriend David. Comedy, guest starring John Stamos and Hank Azaria
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:00pm
Friends
The One in Barbados
Season 9

Double bill. The gang visits Barbados to hear Ross address a convention, but Chandler manages to destroy the only copy of his keynote speech. Joey and Rachel impersonate pharmacists to infiltrate a medical conference offering free drinks, while Mike arrives unexpectedly and proposes to Phoebe
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:00pm
Friends
The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss
Season 10 Episode 1/18

Rachel and Joey struggle to find the words to tell Ross about their kiss in Barbados, while Phoebe makes the alarming discovery that Mike has a girlfriend. Starring Jennifer Aniston, Matt LeBlanc and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:35pm
Friends
The One Where Chandler Gets Caught
Season 10 Episode 10/18

Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with a mystery woman and follow them to a large house in the suburbs. They tell Monica of their fears and are shocked to hear the truth. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
6:10pm
Film Bring It On (2000)
Successful high-school cheerleaders discover their popular dance moves were stolen from an inner-city rival by their ambitious former captain. The squad has to come up with a new routine quickly to salvage some pride and succeed at a forthcoming championships. Comedy, starring Kirsten Dunst, Eliza Dushku, Jesse Bradford and Gabrielle Union
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.2
8:00pm
Film Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)
A velvet-clad, sex-crazed secret agent from the 1960s agrees to be put into a state of suspended animation after his arch-enemy escapes justice. Thirty years later he is defrosted to do battle with the power-mad villain again, but the mission proves nearly as daunting for him as getting to grips with 1990s social values. Spoof spy adventure, with Mike Myers, Elizabeth Hurley, Mimi Rogers, Michael York and Robert Wagner
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
10:00pm
Film Grudge Match (2013)
A promoter persuades two retired boxers who carried out a major feud in the 1980s to face each other in the ring one last time. However, when a confrontation between the pair becomes an internet sensation, the fight goes from being a local event to a nationwide media circus. Comedy, with Robert De Niro, Sylvester Stallone, Kim Basinger and Alan Arkin
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
12:15am
Jason Manford: First World Problems
Stand-up performance fronted by the northern funnyman, recorded in Liverpool during his mammoth 2014 UK tour and packed full of hilarious takes on those little difficulties everyone can relate to. Questions on the comic's mind include whether old people should be allowed in the supermarket on weekends, why people seem to squeeze the toothpaste tube from the top and why is it so hard to put sheets on a bed after getting home from work
(Subtitles)

1:15am
Russell Brand in New York
The flamboyant funnyman shares some of the unexpected pleasures and awkward moments he has experienced as a celebrity, from the time he met the Queen to instructing women on how they should approach him

2:15am
The Ricky Gervais Show
Bryan's Brain
Season 3 Episode 1/13

Karl Pilkington pitches an idea for a movie in which an out-of-work actor called Brian takes over the body of the dead Tom Cruise to finish Mission: Impossible 8. Animated comedy from the creators of The Office and Extras that uses the original recordings from the comedian's record-breaking podcasts
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.2
2:45am
The Ricky Gervais Show
Comic Relief
Season 3 Episode 2/13

Karl Pilkington shares his thoughts on charity - earning himself yet more mockery from a bemused Ricky. Animated series based on the comedian's popular podcast
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.2
3:20am
South Park
Cripple Fight!
Season 5 Episode 2/14

The boys are excited when Big Gay Al is announced as their new scout-troop leader
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:45am
South Park
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Season 5 Episode 4/14

Scott Tenorman tricks Cartman into buying his pubic hair for $10. When he realises he cannot get his money back, he vows to get his revenge. Guest starring Radiohead
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
4:10am
Friends
The One Where Ross Is Fine
Season 10 Episode 2/18

Ross tries to put on a brave face and invites Joey and Rachel to dinner with him and Charlie, but gets drunk and makes an embarrassing scene. Frank Jr tries to talk Phoebe into taking care of one of the triplets, while Chandler and Monica learn more about adoption
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:35am
Friends
The One with Ross's Tan
Season 10 Episode 3/18

Ross goes to a spray-tanning salon, but his failure to follow the instructions leaves him with a complexion he was not looking for. Joey and Rachel prepare to sleep together for the first time, but the night proves more awkward than romantic. Guest starring Jennifer Coolidge
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 3.2

Sun 10 Jul

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 3.2
8:00am
Friends
The One Where Ross Is Fine
Season 10 Episode 2/18

Ross tries to put on a brave face and invites Joey and Rachel to dinner with him and Charlie, but gets drunk and makes an embarrassing scene. Frank Jr tries to talk Phoebe into taking care of one of the triplets, while Chandler and Monica learn more about adoption
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
8:35am
Friends
The One with Ross's Tan
Season 10 Episode 3/18

Ross goes to a spray-tanning salon, but his failure to follow the instructions leaves him with a complexion he was not looking for. Joey and Rachel prepare to sleep together for the first time, but the night proves more awkward than romantic. Guest starring Jennifer Coolidge
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
9:10am
Friends
The One with the Cake
Season 10 Episode 4/18

Monica and Chandler decide to delay their trip to Vermont to celebrate Emma's first birthday, but the party takes an unexpected turn with the delivery of a risque birthday cake. Comedy, guest starring Elliott Gould
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
9:40am
Friends
The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits
Season 10 Episode 5/18

Christina Applegate reprises her role as Rachel's clueless sister Amy, who offers to babysit Emma and ends up giving the unfortunate child a makeover. Phoebe inadvertently spoils Mike's anniversary surprise, and Joey writes a letter of recommendation for the Bings. Comedy, guest starring Christina Applegate and Paul Rudd
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
10:15am
Friends
The One with Ross's Grant
Season 10 Episode 6/18

Greg Kinnear guest stars as Charlie's Nobel Prize-winning old flame, who is overseeing a grant Ross desperately wants. Rachel and Monica try to foist on each other one of Phoebe's peculiar paintings. Comedy, guest starring Aisha Tyler (Archer) and Greg Kinnear (I Don't Know How She Does It)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
10:45am
Friends
The One with the Home Study
Season 10 Episode 7/18

Ross discovers Rachel has an irrational fear of swings, while Phoebe and Mike argue about whether to give their wedding fund to charity. The Bings learn Joey had a one-night stand with the adoption worker handling their case, and worry he has ruined their chances
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
11:15am
Friends
The One with the Late Thanksgiving
Season 10 Episode 8/18

Monica reluctantly agrees to cook Thanksgiving dinner, but the others all turn up late, so she and Chandler angrily lock them out - until an unexpected phone call changes their mood completely
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
11:45am
Friends
The One with the Birth Mother
Season 10 Episode 9/18

Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet the mother of the baby they plan to adopt. The pregnant mother, Erica, likes them but only because their files got mixed up with a doctor and a female minister. Meanwhile, Joey is set up on a date with one of Phoebe's friends, but soon regrets it when she tries to take some food off his plate, and Ross has a fashion faux pas when he accidently wears women's clothing on a date
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
12:15pm
Friends
The One Where Chandler Gets Caught
Season 10 Episode 10/18

Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with a mystery woman and follow them to a large house in the suburbs. They tell Monica of their fears and are shocked to hear the truth. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
12:45pm
Friends
The One Where the Stripper Cries
Season 10 Episode 11/18

Joey appears on quiz show The $100,000 Pyramid, but his disastrous efforts to answer the questions end up costing his partner the prize money. Meanwhile, the revellers at Phoebe's hen party get a surprise once the stripper shows up. Guest starring Danny DeVito and Donny Osmond
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
1:20pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Wedding
Season 10 Episode 12/18

Phoebe's big day arrives, but wedding planner Monica and stand-in father of the bride Joey take their roles a little too seriously. To make matters worse, a blizzard hits New York and one of Mike's ushers is indisposed, forcing Ross and Chandler to step into the breach
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
2:00pm
Friends
The One Where Joey Speaks French
Season 10 Episode 13/18

Joey persuades Phoebe to teach him French for an important audition, while Monica and Chandler show a pregnant Erica the sights of New York and learn more about the baby's possible father. Guest starring Anna Faris and Ron Leibman
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
2:30pm
Friends
The One with Princess Consuela
Season 10 Episode 14/18

Rachel heads to a restaurant for a job interview, only to find herself sitting at a table within earshot of her current boss. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler go house-hunting and Phoebe decides to change her name. Guest starring Paul Rudd and Dakota Fanning
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
3:00pm
Friends
The One Where Estelle Dies
Season 10 Episode 15/18

Phoebe learns Joey's agent has died, but he is so upset about his friends moving away that she decides not to tell him. Rachel worries about relocating to France, while Monica and Chandler are horrified to discover Janice is planning to buy the house next door to them. Guest starring Jane Lynch (Glee)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
3:30pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Going Away Party
Season 10 Episode 16/18

The gang throws a going-away party for Rachel, but she prefers to say her goodbyes individually - and one of her friends is left feeling hurt at being overlooked. Meanwhile, Monica supervises the packing for a new life in the suburbs with Chandler, while also keeping a close eye on the mother of their future adopted child
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:00pm
Friends
The Last One (Parts One and Two)
Season 10

Double bill. The last-ever episode of the comedy sees the pals facing major changes. There is a surprise in store for Monica and Chandler when Erica finally gives birth to the child they are planning to adopt, Phoebe and Mike decide to start a family of their own and Rachel gets set to begin a new life in Paris. Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:00pm
Friends
Pilot (The One Where Monica Gets a Room-mate)
Season 1 Episode 1/24

The first-ever episode of the comedy, in which Rachel arrives at the local cafe after jilting her fiance at the altar. Chandler and Joey encourage Ross to enjoy bachelorhood when his lesbian wife walks out on him, while Phoebe supports herself playing guitar in the subway. Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry and Lisa Kudrow star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:30pm
Friends
The One with the Sonogram at the End
Season 1 Episode 2/24

Carol tells Ross she plans to raise his child with her lover Susan, but he can be involved if he wants. Ross and Monica's parents announce they are coming to dinner, while Rachel is aghast to discover her former fiance went on what would have been their honeymoon with her maid of honour
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
6:00pm
Friends
The One with the Thumb
Season 1 Episode 3/24

Monica shows off her new boyfriend to the rest of the group, Chandler decides to take up smoking again and Phoebe makes a gruesome discovery that leads to her receiving a windfall. Starring Courteney Cox, Matthew Perry and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
6:30pm
Friends
The One with George Stephanopoulos
Season 1 Episode 4/24

The girls end up breaking out binoculars in order to catch a glimpse of a good-looking neighbour with White House connections after accidentally receiving a pizza that he ordered, while Joey and Chandler take Ross to a ice hockey game to keep his mind busy
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
7:00pm
Friends
The One with the East German Laundry Detergent
Season 1 Episode 5/24

Ross joins Rachel on her first trip to a launderette, where a machine shortage leads to a tense stand-off. Phoebe and Chandler make a pact to break up with their partners, and Joey tricks a former girlfriend into believing Monica is the new woman in his life
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
7:30pm
Friends
The One with the Butt
Season 1 Episode 6/24

Chandler begins a relationship with a married woman, Ross tries to liven up his conservative image and Joey lands a film role with a difference - as a naked body-double for Al Pacino
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
8:00pm
Friends
The One with the Blackout
Season 1 Episode 7/24

A power cut exposes Chandler to temptation by trapping him in a bank's ATM lobby with only a stunning model for company. Ross has a hard time trying to ask Rachel out on a date, and Joey learns something interesting about Monica
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
8:30pm
Friends
The One Where Nana Dies Twice
Season 1 Episode 8/24

The pals gather to pay their last respects at the funeral of Ross and Monica's grandmother, while Chandler is disturbed to discover his colleagues all assume he is gay - and even more shocked to find out who they want to set him up with. Featuring guest appearances by Elliott Gould and Christina Pickles
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
9:00pm
Film Austin Powers: The Spy Who S*****d Me (1999)
The sex-mad spy is sent back to swinging London at the height of the 1960s in pursuit of the dastardly Dr Evil, who has stolen the secret agent's 'mojo'. Teaming up with a female American agent, Austin must stop his arch-rival from causing havoc with a doomsday weapon on the moon. Comedy sequel, starring Mike Myers in multiple roles alongside Heather Graham, Rob Lowe, Robert Wagner, Michael York, Seth Green and Verne Troyer

Rating: 6.2
10:55pm
Kevin Bridges: A Whole Different Story
The comedian on stage at Glasgow's SSE Hydro during his 2015 stand-up tour. He entertains 12,000 fans with his thoughts on economic theory, art history and diet tips, as well as politics and the Scottish referendum. He also deals with the rigours of growing up and adapting to his new-found place in the world - coupled with the added novelty of having money for the first time
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
11:55pm
Lee Evans: Roadrunner
A performance recorded at London's O2 during the energetic comedian's 2011 tour. Since winning the 1993 Perrier Award at the Edinburgh Festival, Evans has become one of the most popular stand-up acts in Britain and Roadrunner, his most ambitious show to date, was performed to audiences at some of the biggest arenas in the UK and Ireland
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.1
12:55am
Stand Up Central
Chris Ramsey's Stand Up Central
Season 3 Episode 7/8

The host performs a stand-up set at Camden's Electric Ballroom and introduces guests Carl Hutchinson and Tom Allen
(Subtitles)

1:25am
Stand Up Central
Chris Ramsey's Stand Up Central
Season 3 Episode 8/8

The host performs a stand-up set at Camden's Electric Ballroom and introduces guests Jason Cook and Ellie Taylor
(Subtitles)

1:55am
The Ricky Gervais Show
Armed Forces
Season 3 Episode 3/13

Karl Pilkington recalls the time he failed to report an armed robbery. Animated comedy, also featuring the voices of Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.2
2:25am
The Ricky Gervais Show
Room 102
Season 3 Episode 4/13

Karl Pilkington reveals what he would take to a desert island, and the trio devise a plan to stop overweight people having midnight snacks. They also talk about an idea called Room 102, based on the infamous Room 101 from George Orwell's novel Nineteen Eighty-Four
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.2
2:55am
South Park
Terrance and Phillip - Behind the Blow
Season 5 Episode 5/14

When the boys discover their flatulent idols Terrance and Phillip have split up, it is a race against time to reunite them in time for the Earth Day celebrations
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:20am
South Park
Cartmanland
Season 5 Episode 6/14

Cartman inherits $1million and buys his own amusement park, but Kyle has trouble coming to terms with his friend's new-found wealth - making him question the existence of God
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:45am
South Park
Proper Condom Use
Season 5 Episode 7/14

Thanks to Stan, the children have to endure sex education from Mr Mackey and Ms Choksondik - leaving them feeling dazed and confused
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
4:10am
Friends
The One Where Underdog Gets Away
Season 1 Episode 9/24

Joey is rejected by his family and Phoebe is not relishing the thought of spending the holidays with her grandmother and her boyfriend, prompting a mass exodus to Monica's for Thanksgiving dinner. Meanwhile, Ross hears Susan is trying to communicate with his and Carol's unborn child
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:35am
Friends
The One with the Monkey
Season 1 Episode 10/24

The gang celebrates New Year's Eve with a party at Monica and Rachel's flat, while Ross tries to alleviate his loneliness by getting a new room-mate - a monkey. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 3.2

Mon 11 Jul

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 3.2
8:00am
Impractical Jokers
Cake Loss
Season 8 Episode 8/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q disrespect strangers at the food court and later pose as tailors and ask people to settle ridiculous debates. The punishment involves a cake-decorating contest
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
8:35am
Impractical Jokers
The Antisocial Network
Season 8 Episode 9/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q play matchmaker at a mall's food court, and then must give presentations about architecture. The punishment involves harassing and bothering a single person
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
9:00am
Impractical Jokers
Fraudway
Season 8 Episode 11/

The guys play the 'Laugh Man Standing' challenge in a waiting room, and team up as customers at a chicken restaurant. The punishment involves a Broadway concert
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
9:30am
Impractical Jokers
The Show Stopper
Season 8 Episode 12/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q survey park-goers at Universal Studios Hollywood, then pose as maintenance workers while answering questions over a walkie-talkie with crazy one-liners
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
10:00am
Bob's Burgers
The Ring (But Not Scary)
Season 10 Episode 1/22

Bob's plan to surprise Linda for their anniversary gets tricky when the kids become involved. The return of the animated comedy, with voice of H Jon Benjamin
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
10:30am
Bob's Burgers
Boys Just Wanna Have Fungus
Season 10 Episode 2/22

Bob and Gene enter the cut-throat world of mushroom foraging, while Tina's powerful new prescription glasses lead her to believe she has a superpower
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
11:00am
Friends
The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work
Season 9 Episode 11/24

Rachel visits work to show off her baby and immediately clashes with the temp standing in for her, convinced he is trying to steal her job. Phoebe causes havoc on the set of Joey's TV show, while Chandler and Monica reconsider starting a family. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
11:30am
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Rats
Season 9 Episode 12/24

Rachel tries to make amends with work rival Gavin, but realises she will never get along with him. Ross urges Joey to stay away from Emma's new nanny, while Phoebe and Mike adopt a litter of rats. Melissa George and Dermot Mulroney guest star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
12:00pm
Friends
The One Where Monica Sings
Season 9 Episode 13/24

Ross enlists Chandler to help him make Rachel jealous. Monica gets the chance to perform at Mike's nightclub and Joey seeks help to disguise a botched eyebrow-waxing. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney and Melissa George
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
12:30pm
Friends
The One with the Blind Dates
Season 9 Episode 14/24

In an effort to remind Rachel and Ross of their former happiness together, Joey and Phoebe set them up with their worst possible blind dates, while baby Emma causes problems for Monica and Chandler's love life. Guest starring Jon Lovitz
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
1:00pm
Friends
The One with the East German Laundry Detergent
Season 1 Episode 5/24

Ross joins Rachel on her first trip to a launderette, where a machine shortage leads to a tense stand-off. Phoebe and Chandler make a pact to break up with their partners, and Joey tricks a former girlfriend into believing Monica is the new woman in his life
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
1:30pm
Friends
The One with the Butt
Season 1 Episode 6/24

Chandler begins a relationship with a married woman, Ross tries to liven up his conservative image and Joey lands a film role with a difference - as a naked body-double for Al Pacino
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
2:00pm
Friends
The One with the Blackout
Season 1 Episode 7/24

A power cut exposes Chandler to temptation by trapping him in a bank's ATM lobby with only a stunning model for company. Ross has a hard time trying to ask Rachel out on a date, and Joey learns something interesting about Monica
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
2:30pm
Friends
The One Where Nana Dies Twice
Season 1 Episode 8/24

The pals gather to pay their last respects at the funeral of Ross and Monica's grandmother, while Chandler is disturbed to discover his colleagues all assume he is gay - and even more shocked to find out who they want to set him up with. Featuring guest appearances by Elliott Gould and Christina Pickles
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
3:00pm
Friends
The One Where Underdog Gets Away
Season 1 Episode 9/24

Joey is rejected by his family and Phoebe is not relishing the thought of spending the holidays with her grandmother and her boyfriend, prompting a mass exodus to Monica's for Thanksgiving dinner. Meanwhile, Ross hears Susan is trying to communicate with his and Carol's unborn child
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
3:30pm
Friends
The One with the Monkey
Season 1 Episode 10/24

The gang celebrates New Year's Eve with a party at Monica and Rachel's flat, while Ross tries to alleviate his loneliness by getting a new room-mate - a monkey. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:00pm
Friends
The One with Mrs Bing
Season 1 Episode 11/24

Chandler's flamboyant mother breezes into town for an appearance on The Jay Leno Show to talk about her career as a writer of erotic fiction - and throws her embarrassed son into a panic by inviting everyone out to dinner. Meanwhile, Monica and Phoebe compete for the attention of a man in a coma. Guest starring Morgan Fairchild and Jay Leno
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:30pm
Friends
The One with the Dozen Lasagnes
Season 1 Episode 12/24

Monica finds herself with a dozen large lasagnes on her hands, and Rachel ends her relationship with Paolo because he made a pass at Phoebe. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler are shopping for new kitchen furniture when a football table catches their eye
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:00pm
Friends
The One with the Boobies
Season 1 Episode 13/24

Chandler catches a glimpse of Rachel in the nude - so she promptly demands he bare all to redress the balance. Meanwhile, Joey is disturbed to hear his father is having an affair. With a guest appearance by Brenda Vaccaro
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:30pm
Friends
The One with the Candy Hearts
Season 1 Episode 14/24

Ross bumps into his ex-wife, while Chandler meets an old flame during a double date with Joey, and Rachel, Monica and Phoebe have a run-in with some firefighters
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
6:00pm
Friends
The One with the Stoned Guy
Season 1 Episode 15/24

Monica applies to become head chef in a fancy restaurant, but the owner proves to be so high on drugs he is unable to appreciate the food she prepares to impress him. Guest starring Melora Hardin (The Office: An American Workplace) and Jon Lovitz
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
6:30pm
Friends
The One with Two Parts - Part One
Season 1 Episode 16/24

Part one of two. Phoebe feels neglected when she learns that Joey has fallen in love with her identical twin, while Chandler experiences trouble when he is asked to fire an attractive employee. Ross had last-minute doubts about becoming a parent. Guest starring Helen Hunt
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
7:00pm
Friends
The One with Two Parts - Part Two
Season 1 Episode 17/24

Part two of two. Rachel and Monica fall out over two hunky doctors, played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney, while Ross muses with his father on impending parenthood. Emmy-nominated episode of the American comedy, with Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, David Schwimmer and Elliott Gould
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
7:30pm
Friends
The One with All the Poker
Season 1 Episode 18/24

Rachel and Monica suffer a humiliating defeat while playing poker with Chandler and Joey, and demand a rematch. Rachel decides to look for a new job - but is not as successful as she had hoped
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
8:00pm
Friends
The One Where the Monkey Gets Away
Season 1 Episode 19/24

Rachel loses Ross's pet monkey, prompting the gang to form a search party to find it, but an animal warden with a grudge gets in the way. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
8:30pm
Friends
The One with the Evil Orthodontist
Season 1 Episode 20/24

Chandler finds it tough being ignored by a woman he has just taken out on a first date, and Rachel gets back with her double-dealing former fiance Barry - even though he is now engaged to someone else. Guest starring Jennifer Grey
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
9:00pm
Live at the Apollo
Dara O Briain, Stephen K Amos and Frankie Boyle
Season 3 Episode 6/6

Dara O Briain hosts the stand-up show from the Hammersmith Apollo, with guest comedians Stephen K Amos and Frankie Boyle. Topics discussed include Australians, the 1970s and present buying
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
10:00pm
Film Frank Skinner: Man in a Suit (2014)
A stand-up performance by the comedian and Room 101 host, recorded during his 40 night sell-out run at London's Leicester Square Theatre as part of his 2014 tour. Subjects touched upon within his first live show for seven years include household rows and musings on the fact that for each BBC television programme he does, he is allowed to keep the suit he is dressed in
(Subtitles)

11:00pm
Lee Evans: Roadrunner
A performance recorded at London's O2 during the energetic comedian's 2011 tour. Since winning the 1993 Perrier Award at the Edinburgh Festival, Evans has become one of the most popular stand-up acts in Britain and Roadrunner, his most ambitious show to date, was performed to audiences at some of the biggest arenas in the UK and Ireland
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.1
12:00am
Jimmy Carr: Laughing & Joking
Stand-up comedy with the host of 8 Out of 10 Cats, recorded at London's Hammersmith Apollo in November, 2013. This eighth live show from the award-winning funnyman is packed with his familiar brand of acerbic one-liners, audience put-downs and near-the-knuckle stories

1:00am
The Ricky Gervais Show
Earth
Season 3 Episode 9/13

The trio discuss the origins of the universe and the evolution of creatures other than humans, and Karl Pilkington talks about the downside of recycling. He also shares his thoughts on world travel and recalls memorable encounters in public toilets. Animated series based on the popular podcasts, with Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.2
1:30am
The Ricky Gervais Show
Society
Season 3 Episode 10/13

The trio discuss the laws and rules of Ancient Greece, and consider what would happen if Karl Pilkington was in charge of society. Animated comedy, based on the popular podcasts, with the voices of Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.2
2:00am
Ugly Americans
Treegasm
Season 1 Episode 5/14

The city celebrates the mating ritual of two tree creatures in Central Park, but trouble arises when Mark fails to see the significance of the event. Meanwhile, Callie tries to prevent her skin from falling off. Adult animation set in an alternative New York City

Rating: 6.4
2:30am
Ugly Americans
So, You Want to Be a Vampire
Season 1 Episode 6/14

Mark learns that Frank's daughter wants to become a vampire like her boyfriend and tries to convince her to stay among the living. A new illness known as 'mad Larry disease' spreads through New York and has a bizarre effect on the residents. Adult animation starring Matt Oberg

Rating: 6.4
3:00am
Jeff Dunham: Comedy Central Live
Ventriloquist and comedian Jeff Dunham introduces viewers to his favourite dummies - Mitch the Super Hero, Peanut, Jose Jalapeno (on a stick) and Walter

3:25am
Comedy Central Presents
Zach Galifianakis: Comedy Central Live
A stand-up performance by the American actor and comedian, revealing how he prefers to be specific when he cheers at concerts, discovers the root of his unusual sinus problems, and recalls a shameful night of drinking in LA

3:50am
Roast Battle
Tom Rosenthal vs. Chris Ramsey
Season 2 Episode 1/5

Jimmy Carr returns with the stand-up comedy showdown, with Jonathan Ross and Katherine Ryan judging Tom Rosenthal v Chris Ramsey, and Ivo Graham v Fern Brady
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
4:15am
Friends
The One with the Jam
Season 3 Episode 3/25

Phoebe is alarmed to learn she has attracted the unwanted attentions of a stalker, and Monica comes up with a plan to deal with her broodiness. American comedy, guest starring David Arquette, with Lisa Kudrow and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:35am
Friends
The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel
Season 3 Episode 4/25

Chandler ponders the importance of commitment, Monica starts work in a restaurant and Phoebe's home truths make her an unpopular choice as Joey's agent. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 3.2

Tue 12 Jul

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 3.2
8:00am
Impractical Jokers
Sucks for You
Season 8 Episode 13/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q work as waiters at a delicatessen, then get strangers to agree with an unpopular opinion at the park. The punishment involves posing as a scientist
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
8:35am
Impractical Jokers
The Prize Fighter
Season 8 Episode 15/

The guys try to convince customers at a restaurant to pay unfair fees, and then team up to give presentations on team building
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
9:00am
Impractical Jokers
Irritable Vowel Syndrome
Season 8 Episode 18/

The guys try to get people to protect them from security at a supermarket by calling out strange phrases. They also try to get strangers to agree upon their inappropriate stories
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
9:30am
Impractical Jokers
Toll Booth Corrector
Season 8 Episode 21/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q pose as nutritionists conducting consultations, and ask shoppers at a grocery store if they should quit
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
10:00am
Bob's Burgers
Motor, She Boat
Season 10 Episode 3/22

Tina and Bob go to a Thunder Girls event to build a boat together, while Linda takes Gene and Louise to the fire station
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
10:30am
Bob's Burgers
Pig Trouble in Little Tina
Season 10 Episode 4/22

Things get spooky when Tina dissects a pig in science class, while Bob and Linda do battle with a giant ball of ear wax
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
11:00am
Friends
The One with the Fertility Test
Season 9 Episode 21/24

Chandler and Monica go to a fertility clinic for tests, but are embarrassed to encounter an old acquaintance. Ross helps Joey pretend to be intelligent to woo Charlie, even though he is attracted to her himself, and Rachel sneaks into a spa for a massage
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
11:30am
Friends
The One with the Donor
Season 9 Episode 22/24

Monica and Chandler conduct an embarrassing interview with a potential sperm donor after learning they cannot conceive a baby naturally. Rachel reveals she still has feelings for Joey, but his current girlfriend overhears her confession, and Phoebe bumps into her old boyfriend David. Comedy, guest starring John Stamos and Hank Azaria
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
12:00pm
Friends
The One in Barbados
Season 9

Double bill. The gang visits Barbados to hear Ross address a convention, but Chandler manages to destroy the only copy of his keynote speech. Joey and Rachel impersonate pharmacists to infiltrate a medical conference offering free drinks, while Mike arrives unexpectedly and proposes to Phoebe
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
1:00pm
Friends
The One with the Stoned Guy
Season 1 Episode 15/24

Monica applies to become head chef in a fancy restaurant, but the owner proves to be so high on drugs he is unable to appreciate the food she prepares to impress him. Guest starring Melora Hardin (The Office: An American Workplace) and Jon Lovitz
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
1:30pm
Friends
The One with Two Parts - Part One
Season 1 Episode 16/24

Part one of two. Phoebe feels neglected when she learns that Joey has fallen in love with her identical twin, while Chandler experiences trouble when he is asked to fire an attractive employee. Ross had last-minute doubts about becoming a parent. Guest starring Helen Hunt
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
2:00pm
Friends
The One with Two Parts - Part Two
Season 1 Episode 17/24

Part two of two. Rachel and Monica fall out over two hunky doctors, played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney, while Ross muses with his father on impending parenthood. Emmy-nominated episode of the American comedy, with Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, David Schwimmer and Elliott Gould
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
2:30pm
Friends
The One with All the Poker
Season 1 Episode 18/24

Rachel and Monica suffer a humiliating defeat while playing poker with Chandler and Joey, and demand a rematch. Rachel decides to look for a new job - but is not as successful as she had hoped
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
3:00pm
Friends
The One Where the Monkey Gets Away
Season 1 Episode 19/24

Rachel loses Ross's pet monkey, prompting the gang to form a search party to find it, but an animal warden with a grudge gets in the way. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
3:30pm
Friends
The One with the Evil Orthodontist
Season 1 Episode 20/24

Chandler finds it tough being ignored by a woman he has just taken out on a first date, and Rachel gets back with her double-dealing former fiance Barry - even though he is now engaged to someone else. Guest starring Jennifer Grey
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:00pm
Friends
The One with the Fake Monica
Season 1 Episode 21/24

Ross tries to find a new home for his pet monkey, which has reached puberty and begun driving everyone crazy with its uncontrollable antics. Meanwhile, Monica sets out to catch the thief responsible for stealing her credit card. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:30pm
Friends
The One with the Ick Factor
Season 1 Episode 22/24

Chandler finds his colleagues treat him differently since his promotion. Monica dates a high-school senior, and Ross's ex-wife goes into labour, while Rachel has a strange dream. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:00pm
Friends
The One with the Birth
Season 1 Episode 23/24

Carol finally gives birth, but Ross and Susan nearly miss out on the big event thanks to Phoebe, who locks them in a cupboard to stop them bickering. Meanwhile, Joey comes to the rescue of a pregnant woman at the hospital
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:30pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Finds Out
Season 1 Episode 24/24

When Chandler lets slip that Ross has secretly been in love with Rachel since ninth grade, the other women persuade Rachel to date Ross, though her initial hesitation is taken by Ross as a rejection. The intentions are there, and whether the wires can be uncrossed remains to be seen
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
6:00pm
Friends
The One with Ross's New Girlfriend
Season 2 Episode 1/24

Rachel has a hard time dealing with Ross's new relationship and turns to Paolo for comfort. Monica strikes up a friendship with her brother's latest girlfriend, and Chandler has a bad experience with Joey's tailor
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
6:30pm
Friends
The One with the Breast Milk
Season 2 Episode 2/24

Monica goes shopping with Julie and tries to keep it a secret from Rachel. Phoebe manages to unwittingly disgust everyone, while, at his day job, Joey competes with a fellow cologne salesman
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
7:00pm
Friends
The One Where Heckles Dies
Season 2 Episode 3/24

Ross and Phoebe end up getting into a debate over the validity of the evolutionary process. Monica and Rachel receive all of Mr Heckles' belongings when the strange man passes away, and Chandler realises that their neighbour was similar to him
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
7:30pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Husband
Season 2 Episode 4/24

Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a Green Card - and is still in love with him. Lisa Kudrow stars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
8:00pm
Friends
The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant
Season 2 Episode 5/24

Ross celebrates his birthday in style by attending a concert, but Joey, Rachel and Phoebe cannot afford to tag along. Meanwhile, Chandler goes on a date with a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistake
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
8:30pm
Friends
The One with the Baby on the Bus
Season 2 Episode 6/24

Rachel struggles to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk and Monica inadvertently poisons Ross with her kiwi-lime pie, leaving Chandler and Joey holding the baby. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer, with a guest appearance by singer Chrissie Hynde
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
9:00pm
Greatest Ever Movie Blunders
Season 1 Episode 2/6

Elis James points out mistakes in movies including Ghostbusters, Trolls, Kingsmen: The Golden Circle, Doctor Strange and 50 Shades of Grey
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.2
10:00pm
Joe Lycett: That's the Way, A-Ha, A-Ha, Joe Lycett
A performance from the comedian's award-winning live show, recorded at the Duchess Theatre in London's West End. Joe tackles topics including Post Office jobsworths, celebrities on Twitter and getting into an argument with Isis
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.3
11:00pm
Comedy Central Presents
Zach Galifianakis: Comedy Central Live
A stand-up performance by the American actor and comedian, revealing how he prefers to be specific when he cheers at concerts, discovers the root of his unusual sinus problems, and recalls a shameful night of drinking in LA

11:30pm
Amy Schumer: Comedy Central Live
A stand-up special by the American comedian and actress in whcih she gives advice on how to use Facebook and how to avoid making out with homeless men
(Subtitles)

12:00am
Russell Brand in New York
The flamboyant funnyman shares some of the unexpected pleasures and awkward moments he has experienced as a celebrity, from the time he met the Queen to instructing women on how they should approach him

1:00am
The Ricky Gervais Show
Wartime
Season 3 Episode 11/13

Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington join Ricky to discuss the meaning of popular wartime expressions and what life must be like for a soldier's spouse. Plus, Karl offers his thoughts on the importance of historic artefacts and how his book will be viewed in the future. Animated comedy, based on the popular podcasts
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.2
1:30am
The Ricky Gervais Show
World Cup
Season 3 Episode 12/13

Karl Pilkington, Stephen Merchant and Ricky discuss the problems of over-zealous sports fans and cheating, Ricky's childhood football trial, watching the World Cup while sharing a hotel bed, and Karl's saliva production. Animated comedy based on the popular podcasts
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.2
2:00am
South Park
I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining
Season 16 Episode 6/14

The boys eagerly anticipate spending a day ziplining in the Colorado Mountains. However, the trip takes a bad turn, and with no-one to turn to for help, their chances of surviving become slim
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
Cartman Finds Love
Season 16 Episode 7/14

A new girl arrives at South Park Elementary, and everyone becomes preoccupied with finding out who she has a crush on. The occasion causes Cartman to discover something inside himself that he never knew he had, and he sets out to make sure nobody gets in the way of true love
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
Jimmy Carr: Laughing & Joking
Stand-up comedy with the host of 8 Out of 10 Cats, recorded at London's Hammersmith Apollo in November, 2013. This eighth live show from the award-winning funnyman is packed with his familiar brand of acerbic one-liners, audience put-downs and near-the-knuckle stories

3:45am
Roast Battle
Daniel Sloss v Phil Wang
Season 2 Episode 2/5

Jimmy Carr hosts as Daniel Sloss takes on Phil Wang, and Alfie Brown goes up against Jessie Cave, with Jonathan Ross and Katherine Ryan judging proceedings
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
4:10am
Friends
The One with Frank Jr
Season 3 Episode 5/25

Actress Isabella Rossellini makes Ross's day by dropping into Central Perk for a coffee. Phoebe's efforts to introduce her half-brother to the city give him the wrong idea about her line of work. Comedy, with David Schwimmer, Lisa Kudrow and Giovanni Ribisi
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:35am
Friends
The One with the Flashback
Season 3 Episode 6/25

Janice persuades the pals to reveal their deepest, darkest secrets about a period in their relationships three years earlier. Phoebe is trying to move out without telling Monica, Rachel wants one last fling before she gets married and Ross makes a distressing discovery. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Maggie Wheeler
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 3.2