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Mon 8 Mar

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.8
8:00am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Fighting In-Laws
Season 5 Episode 9/25

Ray overhears Debra's parents discussing marriage counselling when they come over for Thanksgiving. Comedy, starring Ray Romano
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
8:35am
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Sneeze
Season 5 Episode 10/25

Ray is sneezed upon at the airport and convinces himself he has caught something serious, so the long-suffering Debra is lumbered with looking after him. Ray Romano stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
9:00am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Christmas Present
Season 5 Episode 11/25

Ray buys Debra an expensive Christmas present in the hope she will be grateful enough to let him go on a weekend golf trip with friends, but has not anticipated that she is getting him an even more extravagant gift. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
9:30am
Everybody Loves Raymond
What Good Are You?
Season 5 Episode 12/25

Ray becomes the butt of embarrassing jibes for failing to consider Debra's feelings in a social crisis, and vows to be more attentive in future. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
10:00am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Super Bowl
Season 5 Episode 13/25

Ray gets the chance to cover the Super Bowl for his newspaper - but feels guilty about not asking Debra to accompany him. Ray Romano stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
10:30am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Ray's Journal
Season 5 Episode 14/25

Ray is horrified to learn that his mother used to read the diary he kept as a teenager, which contained his most personal thoughts. Ray Romano stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
11:00am
Baywatch
Rescue Bay
Season 4 Episode 18/22

A Hollywood producer arrives in town, intent on dramatising the roles of the lifesaving team. Surfside drama, starring David Hasselhoff

Rating: 3.7
12:00pm
The A-Team
Fire!
Season 3 Episode 4/25

The gang helps a female fire chief take on the company intent on shutting her down, and a union organizer tries to put a small logging operation out of business
(Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Friends
Pilot (The One Where Monica Gets a Room-mate)
Season 1 Episode 1/24

The first-ever episode of the comedy, in which Rachel arrives at the local cafe after jilting her fiance at the altar. Chandler and Joey encourage Ross to enjoy bachelorhood when his lesbian wife walks out on him, while Phoebe supports herself playing guitar in the subway. Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry and Lisa Kudrow star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
1:30pm
Friends
The One with the Sonogram at the End
Season 1 Episode 2/24

Carol tells Ross she plans to raise his child with her lover Susan, but he can be involved if he wants. Ross and Monica's parents announce they are coming to dinner, while Rachel is aghast to discover her former fiance went on what would have been their honeymoon with her maid of honour
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
2:00pm
Friends
The One with the Thumb
Season 1 Episode 3/24

Monica shows off her new boyfriend to the rest of the group, Chandler decides to take up smoking again and Phoebe makes a gruesome discovery that leads to her receiving a windfall. Starring Courteney Cox, Matthew Perry and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
2:30pm
Friends
The One with George Stephanopoulos
Season 1 Episode 4/24

The girls spend a night indoors, spying on a good-looking neighbour with White House connections, while the guys go on an ill-fated trip to watch an ice hockey match
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
3:00pm
Friends
The One with the East German Laundry Detergent
Season 1 Episode 5/24

Ross joins Rachel on her first trip to a launderette, where a machine shortage leads to a tense stand-off. Phoebe and Chandler make a pact to break up with their partners, and Joey tricks a former girlfriend into believing Monica is the new woman in his life
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
3:30pm
Friends
The One with the Butt
Season 1 Episode 6/24

Chandler begins a relationship with a married woman, Ross tries to liven up his conservative image and Joey lands a film role with a difference - as a naked body-double for Al Pacino
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:00pm
Friends
The One with the Blackout
Season 1 Episode 7/24

A power cut exposes Chandler to temptation by trapping him in a bank's ATM lobby with only a stunning model for company. Ross has a hard time trying to ask Rachel out on a date, and Joey learns something interesting about Monica
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:30pm
Friends
The One Where Nana Dies Twice
Season 1 Episode 8/24

The pals gather to pay their last respects at the funeral of Ross and Monica's grandmother, while Chandler is disturbed to discover his colleagues all assume he is gay - and even more shocked to find out who they want to set him up with. Featuring guest appearances by Elliott Gould and Christina Pickles
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:00pm
Friends
The One Where Underdog Gets Away
Season 1 Episode 9/24

Joey is rejected by his family and Phoebe is not relishing the thought of spending the holidays with her grandmother and her boyfriend, prompting a mass exodus to Monica's for Thanksgiving dinner. Meanwhile, Ross hears Susan is trying to communicate with his and Carol's unborn child
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:30pm
Friends
The One with the Monkey
Season 1 Episode 10/24

The gang celebrates New Year's Eve with a party at Monica and Rachel's flat, while Ross tries to alleviate his loneliness by getting a new room-mate - a monkey. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
6:00pm
Friends
The One with Mrs Bing
Season 1 Episode 11/24

Chandler's flamboyant mother breezes into town for an appearance on The Jay Leno Show to talk about her career as a writer of erotic fiction - and throws her embarrassed son into a panic by inviting everyone out to dinner. Meanwhile, Monica and Phoebe compete for the attention of a man in a coma. Guest starring Morgan Fairchild and Jay Leno
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
6:30pm
Friends
The One with the Dozen Lasagnes
Season 1 Episode 12/24

Monica finds herself with a dozen large lasagnes on her hands, and Rachel ends her relationship with Paolo because he made a pass at Phoebe. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler are shopping for new kitchen furniture when a football table catches their eye
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
7:00pm
Friends
The One with the Boobies
Season 1 Episode 13/24

Chandler catches a glimpse of Rachel in the nude - so she promptly demands he bare all to redress the balance. Meanwhile, Joey is disturbed to hear his father is having an affair. With a guest appearance by Brenda Vaccaro
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
7:30pm
Friends
The One with the Candy Hearts
Season 1 Episode 14/24

Ross bumps into his ex-wife, while Chandler meets an old flame during a double date with Joey, and Rachel, Monica and Phoebe have a run-in with some firefighters
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
8:00pm
Friends
The One with the Stoned Guy
Season 1 Episode 15/24

Monica applies to become head chef in a fancy restaurant, but the owner proves to be so high on drugs he is unable to appreciate the food she prepares to impress him. Guest starring Melora Hardin (The Office: An American Workplace) and Jon Lovitz
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
8:30pm
Friends
The One with Two Parts - Part One
Season 1 Episode 16/24

Part one of two. Mishaps and misunderstandings abound as Phoebe's identical twin Ursula pays a visit and nobody can tell them apart. Comedy with Lisa Kudrow, guest starring Helen Hunt
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
9:00pm
Film Kick-Ass (2010)
A teenage comic-book fan sets out to become a real-life superhero. His amateur crime-fighting exploits make him a media sensation, but he is soon in over his head as he encounters a sadistic gangster and a father-daughter vigilante team with a far more lethal approach to cleaning up the streets. Comic-book action comedy, with Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Chloe Grace Moretz and Nicolas Cage

Rating: 7.5
11:20pm
Younger
A Christmas Miracle
Season 5 Episode 7/12

Liza celebrates Christmas with Caitlin, while Kelsey finds herself caught up in a web of her own making, and Charles makes up his mind

Rating: 2.4
11:50pm
Younger
The Bubble
Season 5 Episode 8/12

Liza adjusts to a new normal after the holidays, while Maggie confronts buried issues, and Kelsey corrects the course of her love life

Rating: 2.4
12:20am
Baywatch
Western Exposure
Season 4 Episode 19/22

CJ rescues visiting country singer Jessie Lee Harris from a mob of adoring fans and agrees to help him search for his estranged wife and son, who were last heard from in the Malibu region. Sun-kissed drama, starring David Hasselhoff, Pamela Anderson, Ricky Van Shelton and Alexandra Paul

Rating: 3.7
1:10am
The A-Team
Fire!
Season 3 Episode 4/25

The gang helps a female fire chief take on the company intent on shutting her down, and a union organizer tries to put a small logging operation out of business
(Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:10am
South Park
Fourth Grade
Season 4 Episode 11/17

The foul-mouthed foursome move up a year at school and get a new teacher - but she does not compare favourably with Mr Garrison so they use Timmy's wheelchair to build a time machine and return to a happier year. Meanwhile, the gang's former tutor finally comes to terms with his sexual persuasion and decides to return to the academic world
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:40am
South Park
Trapper Keeper
Season 4 Episode 12/17

An omnipotent being in the guise of Bill Cosby springs to life in the schoolyard, and only Cartman holds the key to saving mankind. Meanwhile, Ike embarks on his first day at nursery and soon discovers he has a friend in Mr Garrison
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:05am
South Park
Helen Keller! The Musical
Season 4 Episode 13/17

The townsfolk celebrate Thanksgiving in their own unique way, with the children performing an unforgettable musical. Timmy takes the lead role in an attempt to outdo the kindergarten show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Someone's Cranky
Season 4 Episode 21/24

Debra plays amateur psychiatrist to discover why a convalescing Robert is driving everyone crazy with his mean-spirited behaviour. American comedy, starring Brad Garrett and Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
3:50am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Bad Moon Rising
Season 4 Episode 22/24

Debra suffers from PMT, so Ray decides to help alleviate her symptoms - but only succeeds in making matters worse. Ray Romano stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
4:10am
Friends
The One with the Boob Job
Season 9 Episode 16/24

Cash-strapped couple Chandler and Monica conceal from each other that they have asked Joey for money. Rachel goes overboard in a bid to make her home baby-friendly, while Phoebe asks Mike to move in with her, but has second thoughts once it becomes clear he does not share her enthusiasm for marriage
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:35am
Friends
The One with the Memorial Service
Season 9 Episode 17/24

A joke entry on Ross's college website backfires on Chandler. Joey refuses to give Emma his favourite stuffed toy, and weak-willed Phoebe begs Monica to help her avoid contacting Mike. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.8

Tue 9 Mar

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.8
8:00am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Super Bowl
Season 5 Episode 13/25

Ray gets the chance to cover the Super Bowl for his newspaper - but feels guilty about not asking Debra to accompany him. Ray Romano stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
8:35am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Ray's Journal
Season 5 Episode 14/25

Ray is horrified to learn that his mother used to read the diary he kept as a teenager, which contained his most personal thoughts. Ray Romano stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
9:00am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Silent Partners
Season 5 Episode 15/25

Ray and Debra are shocked to realise they have virtually nothing to talk about except the kids, and resolve to take more of an interest in each other's hobbies
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
9:30am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Fairies
Season 5 Episode 16/25

Ray is disturbed to learn Michael and Geoffrey are playing fairies in the school play, especially as they chose the roles themselves. American comedy, starring Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton, Sullivan Sweeten and Sawyer Sweeten
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
10:00am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Stefania Arrives
Season 5 Episode 17/25

Stefania, the woman Robert fell head over heels in love with during his holiday in Italy, turns up out of the blue with her father - but soon outstays her welcome. Comedy, guest starring Alex Meneses and David Proval
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
10:30am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Humm Vac
Season 5 Episode 18/25

Ray buys a new vacuum cleaner that is intended to make housework easier for the family, but instead causes friction between Marie and Debra
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
11:00am
Baywatch
Western Exposure
Season 4 Episode 19/22

CJ rescues visiting country singer Jessie Lee Harris from a mob of adoring fans and agrees to help him search for his estranged wife and son, who were last heard from in the Malibu region. Sun-kissed drama, starring David Hasselhoff, Pamela Anderson, Ricky Van Shelton and Alexandra Paul

Rating: 3.7
12:00pm
The A-Team
Timber!
Season 3 Episode 5/25

The caring commandos try to prevent a brother and sister from being driven out of business by a man who claims they owe him money
(Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Friends
The One Where Underdog Gets Away
Season 1 Episode 9/24

Joey is rejected by his family and Phoebe is not relishing the thought of spending the holidays with her grandmother and her boyfriend, prompting a mass exodus to Monica's for Thanksgiving dinner. Meanwhile, Ross hears Susan is trying to communicate with his and Carol's unborn child
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
1:30pm
Friends
The One with the Monkey
Season 1 Episode 10/24

The gang celebrates New Year's Eve with a party at Monica and Rachel's flat, while Ross tries to alleviate his loneliness by getting a new room-mate - a monkey. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
2:00pm
Friends
The One with Mrs Bing
Season 1 Episode 11/24

Chandler's flamboyant mother breezes into town for an appearance on The Jay Leno Show to talk about her career as a writer of erotic fiction - and throws her embarrassed son into a panic by inviting everyone out to dinner. Meanwhile, Monica and Phoebe compete for the attention of a man in a coma. Guest starring Morgan Fairchild and Jay Leno
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
2:30pm
Friends
The One with the Dozen Lasagnes
Season 1 Episode 12/24

Monica finds herself with a dozen large lasagnes on her hands, and Rachel ends her relationship with Paolo because he made a pass at Phoebe. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler are shopping for new kitchen furniture when a football table catches their eye
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
3:00pm
Friends
The One with the Boobies
Season 1 Episode 13/24

Chandler catches a glimpse of Rachel in the nude - so she promptly demands he bare all to redress the balance. Meanwhile, Joey is disturbed to hear his father is having an affair. With a guest appearance by Brenda Vaccaro
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
3:30pm
Friends
The One with the Candy Hearts
Season 1 Episode 14/24

Ross bumps into his ex-wife, while Chandler meets an old flame during a double date with Joey, and Rachel, Monica and Phoebe have a run-in with some firefighters
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:00pm
Friends
The One with the Stoned Guy
Season 1 Episode 15/24

Monica applies to become head chef in a fancy restaurant, but the owner proves to be so high on drugs he is unable to appreciate the food she prepares to impress him. Guest starring Melora Hardin (The Office: An American Workplace) and Jon Lovitz
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:30pm
Friends
The One with Two Parts - Part One
Season 1 Episode 16/24

Part one of two. Mishaps and misunderstandings abound as Phoebe's identical twin Ursula pays a visit and nobody can tell them apart. Comedy with Lisa Kudrow, guest starring Helen Hunt
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:00pm
Friends
The One with Two Parts - Part Two
Season 1 Episode 17/24

Part two of two. Rachel and Monica fall out over two hunky doctors, played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney, while Ross muses with his father on impending parenthood. Emmy-nominated episode of the American comedy, with Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, David Schwimmer and Elliott Gould
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:30pm
Friends
The One with All the Poker
Season 1 Episode 18/24

Rachel and Monica suffer a humiliating defeat while playing poker with Chandler and Joey, and demand a rematch. Rachel decides to look for a new job - but is not as successful as she had hoped
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
6:00pm
Friends
The One Where the Monkey Gets Away
Season 1 Episode 19/24

Rachel loses Ross's pet monkey, prompting the gang to form a search party to find it, but an animal warden with a grudge gets in the way. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
6:30pm
Friends
The One with the Evil Orthodontist
Season 1 Episode 20/24

Chandler finds it tough being ignored by a woman he has just taken out on a first date, and Rachel gets back with her double-dealing former fiance Barry - even though he is now engaged to someone else. Guest starring Jennifer Grey
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
7:00pm
Friends
The One with the Fake Monica
Season 1 Episode 21/24

Ross tries to find a new home for his pet monkey, which has reached puberty and begun driving everyone crazy with its uncontrollable antics. Meanwhile, Monica sets out to catch the thief responsible for stealing her credit card. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
7:30pm
Friends
The One with the Ick Factor
Season 1 Episode 22/24

Chandler finds his colleagues treat him differently since his promotion. Monica dates a high-school senior, and Ross's ex-wife goes into labour, while Rachel has a strange dream. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
8:00pm
Friends
The One with the Birth
Season 1 Episode 23/24

Carol finally gives birth, but Ross and Susan nearly miss out on the big event thanks to Phoebe, who locks them in a cupboard to stop them bickering. Meanwhile, Joey comes to the rescue of a pregnant woman at the hospital
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
8:30pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Finds Out
Season 1 Episode 24/24

When Chandler lets slip that Ross has secretly been in love with Rachel since ninth grade, the other women persuade Rachel to date Ross, though her initial hesitation is taken by Ross as a rejection. The intentions are there, and whether the wires can be uncrossed remains to be seen
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
9:00pm
Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley!
A stand-up performance by the comedian at Wembley Arena, where he entertained a sell-out crowd in October 2009, following on from his successful 2008 show Live and Laughing. In a routine centred on his take on life, he discusses wine menus, restaurant etiquette and the condiment hierarchy in the kitchen cupboard
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.7
10:00pm
100 UFOs Caught on Camera
Counting down 100 of greatest and most puzzling UFO moments ever captured on camera, this is the footage that has baffled scientists and dumbfounded the experts

Rating: 7
12:00am
Baywatch
The Life You Save
Season 4 Episode 20/22

The lifeguards' jobs come under threat following severe budget cutbacks, and a young couple's future is placed in jeopardy. Surfside drama, starring David Hasselhoff

Rating: 3.7
1:00am
The A-Team
Timber!
Season 3 Episode 5/25

The caring commandos try to prevent a brother and sister from being driven out of business by a man who claims they owe him money
(Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:00am
South Park
Pip
Season 4 Episode 14/17

Pip battles the evil Miss Havisham and her robotic monkeys to win the love of Estella in a surreal version of Charles Dickens' Great Expectations. Narrated in live action by Malcolm McDowell
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
Fat Camp
Season 4 Episode 15/17

Family and friends intervene to stop Cartman becoming the fattest boy in elementary school, while Kenny's more unusual talents are featured in his own TV show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:55am
South Park
The Wacky Molestation Adventure
Season 4 Episode 16/17

Kyle's parents refuse to let him see a controversial rock band in concert, so he decides to get his own back by accusing them of child abuse
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:20am
South Park
A Very Crappy Christmas
Season 4 Episode 17/17

The boys are inspired to make a video Christmas card to save the spirit of the season, while Mr Hankey is busy with his new wife and kids
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:40am
Friends
The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss
Season 10 Episode 1/18

Rachel and Joey struggle to find the words to tell Ross about their kiss in Barbados, while Phoebe makes the alarming discovery that Mike has a girlfriend. Starring Jennifer Aniston, Matt LeBlanc and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:10am
Friends
The One Where Ross Is Fine
Season 10 Episode 2/18

Ross tries to put on a brave face and invites Joey and Rachel to dinner with him and Charlie, but gets drunk and makes an embarrassing scene. Frank Jr tries to talk Phoebe into taking care of one of the triplets, while Chandler and Monica learn more about adoption
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:35am
Friends
The One with Ross's Tan
Season 10 Episode 3/18

Ross goes to a spray-tanning salon, but his failure to follow the instructions leaves him with a complexion he was not looking for. Joey and Rachel prepare to sleep together for the first time, but the night proves more awkward than romantic. Guest starring Jennifer Coolidge
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.8

Wed 10 Mar

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.8
8:00am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Stefania Arrives
Season 5 Episode 17/25

Stefania, the woman Robert fell head over heels in love with during his holiday in Italy, turns up out of the blue with her father - but soon outstays her welcome. Comedy, guest starring Alex Meneses and David Proval
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
8:35am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Humm Vac
Season 5 Episode 18/25

Ray buys a new vacuum cleaner that is intended to make housework easier for the family, but instead causes friction between Marie and Debra
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
9:00am
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Canister
Season 5 Episode 19/25

Marie accuses Debra of not returning a cherished possession of great sentimental value, prompting a full-scale family argument over its whereabouts. Comedy, with Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
9:30am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Net Worth
Season 5 Episode 20/25

Debra gets angry with Ray for investing $1,000 of his money in a go-kart firm without consulting her first. Ray Romano and Patricia Heaton star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
10:00am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Let's Fix Robert
Season 5 Episode 21/25

Marie gathers Robert's ex-girlfriends Amy and Stefania and his police partner together in an attempt to work out why her eldest son cannot commit to a relationship
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
10:30am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Say Uncle
Season 5 Episode 22/25

Ray is dismayed to learn his children would rather spend time with their uncle Robert than with him, and vows to become a better father. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Brad Garrett
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
11:00am
Baywatch
The Life You Save
Season 4 Episode 20/22

The lifeguards' jobs come under threat following severe budget cutbacks, and a young couple's future is placed in jeopardy. Surfside drama, starring David Hasselhoff

Rating: 3.7
12:00pm
The A-Team
Double Heat
Season 3 Episode 6/25

Hannibal leads the team on a bizarre rescue mission to free the kidnapped daughter of a protected government witness. George Peppard, Mr T, Dwight Schultz and Dirk Benedict star
(Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Friends
The One with Two Parts - Part Two
Season 1 Episode 17/24

Part two of two. Rachel and Monica fall out over two hunky doctors, played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney, while Ross muses with his father on impending parenthood. Emmy-nominated episode of the American comedy, with Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, David Schwimmer and Elliott Gould
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
1:30pm
Friends
The One with All the Poker
Season 1 Episode 18/24

Rachel and Monica suffer a humiliating defeat while playing poker with Chandler and Joey, and demand a rematch. Rachel decides to look for a new job - but is not as successful as she had hoped
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
2:00pm
Friends
The One Where the Monkey Gets Away
Season 1 Episode 19/24

Rachel loses Ross's pet monkey, prompting the gang to form a search party to find it, but an animal warden with a grudge gets in the way. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
2:30pm
Friends
The One with the Evil Orthodontist
Season 1 Episode 20/24

Chandler finds it tough being ignored by a woman he has just taken out on a first date, and Rachel gets back with her double-dealing former fiance Barry - even though he is now engaged to someone else. Guest starring Jennifer Grey
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
3:00pm
Friends
The One with the Fake Monica
Season 1 Episode 21/24

Ross tries to find a new home for his pet monkey, which has reached puberty and begun driving everyone crazy with its uncontrollable antics. Meanwhile, Monica sets out to catch the thief responsible for stealing her credit card. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
3:30pm
Friends
The One with the Ick Factor
Season 1 Episode 22/24

Chandler finds his colleagues treat him differently since his promotion. Monica dates a high-school senior, and Ross's ex-wife goes into labour, while Rachel has a strange dream. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:00pm
Friends
The One with the Birth
Season 1 Episode 23/24

Carol finally gives birth, but Ross and Susan nearly miss out on the big event thanks to Phoebe, who locks them in a cupboard to stop them bickering. Meanwhile, Joey comes to the rescue of a pregnant woman at the hospital
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:30pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Finds Out
Season 1 Episode 24/24

When Chandler lets slip that Ross has secretly been in love with Rachel since ninth grade, the other women persuade Rachel to date Ross, though her initial hesitation is taken by Ross as a rejection. The intentions are there, and whether the wires can be uncrossed remains to be seen
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:00pm
Friends
The One with Ross's New Girlfriend
Season 2 Episode 1/24

Rachel has a hard time dealing with Ross's new relationship and turns to Paolo for comfort. Monica strikes up a friendship with her brother's latest girlfriend, and Chandler has a bad experience with Joey's tailor
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:30pm
Friends
The One with the Breast Milk
Season 2 Episode 2/24

Monica goes shopping with Julie and tries to keep it a secret from Rachel. Phoebe manages to unwittingly disgust everyone, while, at his day job, Joey competes with a fellow cologne salesman
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
6:00pm
Friends
The One Where Heckles Dies
Season 2 Episode 3/24

The gang's strange neighbour Mr Heckles dies, bequeathing all his possessions to Rachel and Monica. Meanwhile, Ross and Phoebe have a disagreement about evolution
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
6:30pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Husband
Season 2 Episode 4/24

Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a Green Card - and is still in love with him. Lisa Kudrow stars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
7:00pm
Friends
The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant
Season 2 Episode 5/24

Ross celebrates his birthday in style by attending a concert, but Joey, Rachel and Phoebe cannot afford to tag along. Meanwhile, Chandler goes on a date with a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistake
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
7:30pm
Friends
The One with the Baby on the Bus
Season 2 Episode 6/24

Rachel struggles to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk and Monica inadvertently poisons Ross with her kiwi-lime pie, leaving Chandler and Joey holding the baby. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer, with a guest appearance by singer Chrissie Hynde
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
8:00pm
Friends
The One Where Ross Finds Out
Season 2 Episode 7/24

Rachel gets drunk and tells Ross she no longer craves his affection - throwing his mind into turmoil, as he had no idea she loved him in the first place. Meanwhile, Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight. Jennifer Animation and David Schwimmer star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
8:30pm
Friends
The One with the List
Season 2 Episode 8/24

Ross is unsure whether to start a romance with Rachel, so he draws up a list of her good and bad points, then looks on in horror as she accidentally sees the offending document. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
9:00pm
Film The Longest Yard (2005)
A washed-up quarterback ends up in jail after a drunken night out, and is ordered by the warden to put together an American football team to take on the guards, with the help of a former college champ. Remake of 1974 comedy The Mean Machine, with Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Nelly and Burt Reynolds, who starred in the original
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.9
11:20pm
Film Sausage Party (2016)
When he hears life after the supermarket isn't much fun for groceries, Frank the sausage investigates. Animated comedy, featuring the voices of Seth Rogen and Kristen Wiig
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.6
1:00am
The A-Team
Double Heat
Season 3 Episode 6/25

Hannibal leads the team on a bizarre rescue mission to free the kidnapped daughter of a protected government witness. George Peppard, Mr T, Dwight Schultz and Dirk Benedict star
(Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:00am
Baywatch
Trading Places
Season 4 Episode 21/22

Stephanie joins the coastguard for a week and helps to crack a smuggling ring. Surfside drama, starring Alexandra Paul

Rating: 3.7
2:55am
South Park
It Hits the Fan
Season 5 Episode 1/14

The townsfolk are stunned when an expletive is broadcast on television for the first time - triggering a potentially apocalyptic chain of events
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:20am
South Park
Cripple Fight!
Season 5 Episode 2/14

The boys are excited when Big Gay Al is announced as their new scout-troop leader
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:45am
Friends
The One with the Home Study
Season 10 Episode 7/18

Ross discovers Rachel has an irrational fear of swings, while Phoebe and Mike argue about whether to give their wedding fund to charity. The Bings learn Joey had a one-night stand with the adoption worker handling their case, and worry he has ruined their chances
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:10am
Friends
The One with the Late Thanksgiving
Season 10 Episode 8/18

Monica reluctantly agrees to cook Thanksgiving dinner, but the others all turn up late, so she and Chandler angrily lock them out - until an unexpected phone call changes their mood completely
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:35am
Friends
The One with the Birth Mother
Season 10 Episode 9/18

Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet the mother of the baby they plan to adopt. The pregnant mother, Erica, likes them but only because their files got mixed up with a doctor and a female minister. Meanwhile, Joey is set up on a date with one of Phoebe's friends, but soon regrets it when she tries to take some food off his plate, and Ross has a fashion faux pas when he accidently wears women's clothing on a date
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.8

Thu 11 Mar

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.8
8:00am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Let's Fix Robert
Season 5 Episode 21/25

Marie gathers Robert's ex-girlfriends Amy and Stefania and his police partner together in an attempt to work out why her eldest son cannot commit to a relationship
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
8:35am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Say Uncle
Season 5 Episode 22/25

Ray is dismayed to learn his children would rather spend time with their uncle Robert than with him, and vows to become a better father. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Brad Garrett
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
9:00am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Separation
Season 5 Episode 23/25

Debra is heartbroken to discover her parents have decided to split up and go their separate ways. Comedy, starring Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
9:30am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Frank Paints the House
Season 5 Episode 24/25

Frank offers to paint Ray's house - but refuses to use the colours he and Debra wanted. Ray Romano and Peter Boyle star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
10:00am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Ally's Birth
Season 5 Episode 25/25

Ray goes to a father-daughter dance and ends up reminiscing about events leading up to Ally's birth. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Madylin Sweeten
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
10:30am
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Angry Family
Season 6 Episode 1/24

Ray and the family attend an open day at the twins' school, during which first-grader Michael shocks and embarrasses them by reading out a story obviously based on their constant bickering
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
11:00am
Baywatch
Trading Places
Season 4 Episode 21/22

Stephanie joins the coastguard for a week and helps to crack a smuggling ring. Surfside drama, starring Alexandra Paul

Rating: 3.7
12:00pm
The A-Team
Trouble on Wheels
Season 3 Episode 7/25

Hannibal takes a job at an auto factory where car parts are being stolen and sold illegally. Starring George Peppard, Dwight Schultz, Mr T and Dirk Benedict
(Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Friends
The One Where Heckles Dies
Season 2 Episode 3/24

The gang's strange neighbour Mr Heckles dies, bequeathing all his possessions to Rachel and Monica. Meanwhile, Ross and Phoebe have a disagreement about evolution
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
1:30pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Husband
Season 2 Episode 4/24

Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a Green Card - and is still in love with him. Lisa Kudrow stars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
2:00pm
Friends
The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant
Season 2 Episode 5/24

Ross celebrates his birthday in style by attending a concert, but Joey, Rachel and Phoebe cannot afford to tag along. Meanwhile, Chandler goes on a date with a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistake
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
2:30pm
Friends
The One with the Baby on the Bus
Season 2 Episode 6/24

Rachel struggles to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk and Monica inadvertently poisons Ross with her kiwi-lime pie, leaving Chandler and Joey holding the baby. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer, with a guest appearance by singer Chrissie Hynde
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
3:00pm
Friends
The One Where Ross Finds Out
Season 2 Episode 7/24

Rachel gets drunk and tells Ross she no longer craves his affection - throwing his mind into turmoil, as he had no idea she loved him in the first place. Meanwhile, Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight. Jennifer Animation and David Schwimmer star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
3:30pm
Friends
The One with the List
Season 2 Episode 8/24

Ross is unsure whether to start a romance with Rachel, so he draws up a list of her good and bad points, then looks on in horror as she accidentally sees the offending document. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:00pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Dad
Season 2 Episode 9/24

Phoebe learns the truth about her father, while a malfunctioning radiator in Monica's apartment goes into overdrive, making her Christmas celebrations steamier than anticipated. Comedy, starring Lisa Kudrow and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:30pm
Friends
The One with Russ
Season 2 Episode 10/24

Rachel meets a man called Russ who bears an uncanny resemblance to Ross, further confusing her already muddled emotions. Meanwhile, Joey discovers he will have to pass an intimate audition on the casting couch to get a part in a daytime soap
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:00pm
Friends
The One with the Lesbian Wedding
Season 2 Episode 11/24

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding, with help from an uncomfortable Ross, while Rachel is shocked by an announcement from her mother - she is getting divorced and plans to go on a voyage of sexual self-discovery. Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:30pm
Friends
The One After the Super Bowl - Part One
Season 2 Episode 12/24

Part one of two. Joey lands a date with a fan, but soon learns she is unhinged. Ross tries to track down Marcel at San Diego Zoo, and Phoebe is hired for a new singing job. Brooke Shields, Chris Isaak and Dan Castellaneta guest star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
6:00pm
Friends
The One After the Super Bowl - Part Two
Season 2 Episode 13/24

Part two of two. Rachel tries to fix up Monica with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, but ends up landing a date with him herself. Meanwhile, Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank he played on a former classmate. Guest starring Julia Roberts
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
6:30pm
Friends
The One with the Prom Video
Season 2 Episode 14/24

Joey gives Chandler a hideous bracelet as a sign of their friendship, while Rachel insists she has no time for Ross - until Monica's old prom video helps her see him in a different light. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
7:00pm
Friends
The One Where Ross and Rachel - You Know
Season 2 Episode 15/24

Ross and Rachel finally consummate their relationship, and it seems romance is also on the horizon for Monica - but the object of her affections happens to be old enough to be her father. With guest star Tom Selleck
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
7:30pm
Friends
The One Where Joey Moves Out
Season 2 Episode 16/24

Monica's parents are dismayed to discover she is dating their middle-aged friend, and an argument with Chandler prompts Joey to move out of the flat. Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc star, with guest appearances by Tom Selleck and Elliott Gould
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
8:00pm
Will & Grace
Bad Blood
Season 10 Episode 15/18

After her dad is rushed to the hospital, Grace is shocked when he refuses a transfusion of Will's blood. Karen's demands cause Jack to uninvite her to his wedding
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
8:30pm
Will & Grace
Conscious Coupling
Season 10 Episode 16/18

Both of their boyfriends ask to move in, so Will and Grace use each other as an excuse to get out of it. A snowstorm traps Karen at the office and Jack in an elevator
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
9:00pm
Film The Proposal (2009)
A Canadian publishing editor working in New York faces deportation to her own country. Desperate to stay in America, she offers her assistant a promotion if he will marry her, but an immigration official becomes suspicious and the pair are forced to go to desperate lengths to look like a happy couple. Romantic comedy, starring Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
11:20pm
Film Bachelorette (2012)
Three bridesmaids bored of a friend's dull hen party hold a late-night celebration of their own, but end up ruining the wedding dress. They head out onto the streets of New York in search of a means to secretly repair the damage - which leads to them gatecrashing the groom's stag do. Comedy, starring Kirsten Dunst, Isla Fisher, Lizzy Caplan and Rebel Wilson
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
1:00am
The A-Team
Trouble on Wheels
Season 3 Episode 7/25

Hannibal takes a job at an auto factory where car parts are being stolen and sold illegally. Starring George Peppard, Dwight Schultz, Mr T and Dirk Benedict
(Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:00am
Baywatch
Guys and Dolls
Season 4 Episode 22/22

Matt saves a beautiful teenager from the ocean _ only to find her shady past places his life in danger. Meanwhile, Stephanie tells Mitch that she has fallen for Scott Daniels

Rating: 3.7
3:00am
South Park
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Season 5 Episode 4/14

Scott Tenorman tricks Cartman into buying his pubic hair for $10. When he realises he cannot get his money back, he vows to get his revenge. Guest starring Radiohead
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
South Park
Terrance and Phillip - Behind the Blow
Season 5 Episode 5/14

When the boys discover their flatulent idols Terrance and Phillip have split up, it is a race against time to reunite them in time for the Earth Day celebrations
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:50am
Friends
The One Where Joey Speaks French
Season 10 Episode 13/18

Joey persuades Phoebe to teach him French for an important audition, while Monica and Chandler show a pregnant Erica the sights of New York and learn more about the baby's possible father. Guest starring Anna Faris and Ron Leibman
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:10am
Friends
The One with Princess Consuela
Season 10 Episode 14/18

Rachel heads to a restaurant for a job interview, only to find herself sitting at a table within earshot of her current boss. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler go house-hunting and Phoebe decides to change her name. Guest starring Paul Rudd and Dakota Fanning
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:35am
Friends
The One Where Estelle Dies
Season 10 Episode 15/18

Phoebe learns Joey's agent has died, but he is so upset about his friends moving away that she decides not to tell him. Rachel worries about relocating to France, while Monica and Chandler are horrified to discover Janice is planning to buy the house next door to them. Guest starring Jane Lynch (Glee)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.8

Fri 12 Mar

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.8
8:00am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Ally's Birth
Season 5 Episode 25/25

Ray goes to a father-daughter dance and ends up reminiscing about events leading up to Ally's birth. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Madylin Sweeten
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
8:35am
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Angry Family
Season 6 Episode 1/24

Ray and the family attend an open day at the twins' school, during which first-grader Michael shocks and embarrasses them by reading out a story obviously based on their constant bickering
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
9:00am
Everybody Loves Raymond
No Roll!
Season 6 Episode 2/24

Debra complains to Ray that he is inconsiderate in bed and their sex life has become a little stale, prompting him to make a saucy purchase to spice things up. Patricia Heaton and Ray Romano star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
9:30am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Odd Man Out
Season 6 Episode 3/24

Frank becomes jealous when Marco begins spending time with Marie, and insists they end their friendship. His actions get the backing of Ray, who does not approve of married women having male pals - especially not his mother. Starring Ray Romano and Peter Boyle
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
10:00am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Ray's Ring
Season 6 Episode 4/24

Ray loses his wedding ring and is propositioned by an attractive woman at the airport, so a jealous Debra decides to get her own back - with disastrous results. Ray Romano and Patricia Heaton star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
10:30am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Frank Goes Downstairs
Season 6 Episode 6/24

Ray and Debra try to conceal an embarrassing accident by telling Frank they fell down the stairs, sending him into a DIY frenzy that puts him in hospital
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
11:00am
Baywatch
Guys and Dolls
Season 4 Episode 22/22

Matt saves a beautiful teenager from the ocean _ only to find her shady past places his life in danger. Meanwhile, Stephanie tells Mitch that she has fallen for Scott Daniels

Rating: 3.7
12:00pm
The A-Team
The Island
Season 3 Episode 8/25

Hannibal and his soldiers of fortune take on a band of ruthless drug pushers who are terrorising a remote island community
(Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Friends
The One Where Ross Finds Out
Season 2 Episode 7/24

Rachel gets drunk and tells Ross she no longer craves his affection - throwing his mind into turmoil, as he had no idea she loved him in the first place. Meanwhile, Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight. Jennifer Animation and David Schwimmer star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
1:30pm
Friends
The One with the List
Season 2 Episode 8/24

Ross is unsure whether to start a romance with Rachel, so he draws up a list of her good and bad points, then looks on in horror as she accidentally sees the offending document. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
2:00pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Dad
Season 2 Episode 9/24

Phoebe learns the truth about her father, while a malfunctioning radiator in Monica's apartment goes into overdrive, making her Christmas celebrations steamier than anticipated. Comedy, starring Lisa Kudrow and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
2:30pm
Friends
The One with Russ
Season 2 Episode 10/24

Rachel meets a man called Russ who bears an uncanny resemblance to Ross, further confusing her already muddled emotions. Meanwhile, Joey discovers he will have to pass an intimate audition on the casting couch to get a part in a daytime soap
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
3:00pm
Friends
The One with the Lesbian Wedding
Season 2 Episode 11/24

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding, with help from an uncomfortable Ross, while Rachel is shocked by an announcement from her mother - she is getting divorced and plans to go on a voyage of sexual self-discovery. Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
3:30pm
Friends
The One After the Super Bowl - Part One
Season 2 Episode 12/24

Part one of two. Joey lands a date with a fan, but soon learns she is unhinged. Ross tries to track down Marcel at San Diego Zoo, and Phoebe is hired for a new singing job. Brooke Shields, Chris Isaak and Dan Castellaneta guest star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:00pm
Friends
The One After the Super Bowl - Part Two
Season 2 Episode 13/24

Part two of two. Rachel tries to fix up Monica with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, but ends up landing a date with him herself. Meanwhile, Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank he played on a former classmate. Guest starring Julia Roberts
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:30pm
Friends
The One with the Prom Video
Season 2 Episode 14/24

Joey gives Chandler a hideous bracelet as a sign of their friendship, while Rachel insists she has no time for Ross - until Monica's old prom video helps her see him in a different light. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:00pm
Friends
The One Where Ross and Rachel - You Know
Season 2 Episode 15/24

Ross and Rachel finally consummate their relationship, and it seems romance is also on the horizon for Monica - but the object of her affections happens to be old enough to be her father. With guest star Tom Selleck
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:30pm
Friends
The One Where Joey Moves Out
Season 2 Episode 16/24

Monica's parents are dismayed to discover she is dating their middle-aged friend, and an argument with Chandler prompts Joey to move out of the flat. Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc star, with guest appearances by Tom Selleck and Elliott Gould
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
6:00pm
Friends
The One Where Eddie Moves In
Season 2 Episode 17/24

Rachel begins to feel smothered by Ross's constant attention. Meanwhile, Phoebe makes a video for her song Smellycat, and Chandler's new flatmate Eddie causes problems
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
6:30pm
Friends
The One Where Dr Ramoray Dies
Season 2 Episode 18/24

Joey makes unfortunate comments in an interview with a fanzine, threatening his role as Dr Ramoray and casting a shadow over his acting career. Meanwhile, Chandler's new flatmate Eddie becomes increasingly annoying. Comedy, guest starring Tom Selleck, with Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
7:00pm
Friends
The One Where Eddie Won't Go
Season 2 Episode 19/24

Chandler begins to have grave doubts about new flatmate Eddie - just as Joey starts house-hunting. Meanwhile, the girls try to get in touch with their inner selves using a personal empowerment manual for inspiration. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
7:30pm
Friends
The One Where Old Yeller Dies
Season 2 Episode 20/24

Monica's boyfriend makes a good impression on Chandler and Joey. Phoebe gets a shock while watching a film and Rachel begins to resent Ross planning their future. US comedy, starring Courteney Cox, David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
8:00pm
Friends
The One with the Bullies
Season 2 Episode 21/24

Chandler and Ross face two bullies at Central Perk. Monica decides to have a flutter on the stock market and Phoebe meets a long-lost family member. Comedy, guest starring Giovanni Ribisi (Avatar)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
8:30pm
Friends
The One with Two Parties
Season 2 Episode 22/24

The pals plan a surprise party for Rachel, but her recently separated mother and father show up. To keep the parents apart, the gang decides to have two different gatherings. Comedy, guest starring Marlo Thomas and Ron Leibman
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
9:00pm
Car Crash TV
Season 3 Episode 10/12

Events caught on film by dashboard-mounted cameras, including the regular features Intersection Idiots, Abra Car Dabra, Wheeler Dealers and Weird and Wonderful

Rating: 5.1
10:00pm
South Park
The Vaccination Special
Season 24 Episode 2/

A militant group attempts to stop the boys from getting their teacher vaccinated, and Cartman is none too thrilled about returning to the 'slavery' of the classroom

Rating: 8
11:00pm
South Park
Pandemic Special
Season 24 Episode 1/

Randy comes to terms with his role in the Covid-19 outbreak and the children head back to school after lockdown but nothing resembles normality
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
12:00am
South Park
It Hits the Fan
Season 5 Episode 1/14

The townsfolk are stunned when an expletive is broadcast on television for the first time - triggering a potentially apocalyptic chain of events
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
12:30am
South Park
Cripple Fight!
Season 5 Episode 2/14

The boys are excited when Big Gay Al is announced as their new scout-troop leader
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
1:00am
South Park
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Season 5 Episode 4/14

Scott Tenorman tricks Cartman into buying his pubic hair for $10. When he realises he cannot get his money back, he vows to get his revenge. Guest starring Radiohead
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
1:30am
South Park
Terrance and Phillip - Behind the Blow
Season 5 Episode 5/14

When the boys discover their flatulent idols Terrance and Phillip have split up, it is a race against time to reunite them in time for the Earth Day celebrations
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:00am
South Park
Cartmanland
Season 5 Episode 6/14

Cartman inherits $1million and buys his own amusement park, but Kyle has trouble coming to terms with his friend's new-found wealth - making him question the existence of God
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
Proper Condom Use
Season 5 Episode 7/14

Thanks to Stan, the children have to endure sex education from Mr Mackey and Ms Choksondik - leaving them feeling dazed and confused
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
Towelie
Season 5 Episode 8/14

The gang helps a new friend - a genetically engineered towel - in his battle with the US government
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
The A-Team
The Island
Season 3 Episode 8/25

Hannibal and his soldiers of fortune take on a band of ruthless drug pushers who are terrorising a remote island community
(Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:15am
Friends
The One with George Stephanopoulos
Season 1 Episode 4/24

The girls spend a night indoors, spying on a good-looking neighbour with White House connections, while the guys go on an ill-fated trip to watch an ice hockey match
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:35am
Friends
The One with the East German Laundry Detergent
Season 1 Episode 5/24

Ross joins Rachel on her first trip to a launderette, where a machine shortage leads to a tense stand-off. Phoebe and Chandler make a pact to break up with their partners, and Joey tricks a former girlfriend into believing Monica is the new woman in his life
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.8

Sat 13 Mar

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.8
8:00am
Friends
The One with Two Parts - Part One
Season 1 Episode 16/24

Part one of two. Mishaps and misunderstandings abound as Phoebe's identical twin Ursula pays a visit and nobody can tell them apart. Comedy with Lisa Kudrow, guest starring Helen Hunt
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
8:35am
Friends
The One with Two Parts - Part Two
Season 1 Episode 17/24

Part two of two. Rachel and Monica fall out over two hunky doctors, played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney, while Ross muses with his father on impending parenthood. Emmy-nominated episode of the American comedy, with Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, David Schwimmer and Elliott Gould
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
9:00am
Friends
The One with All the Poker
Season 1 Episode 18/24

Rachel and Monica suffer a humiliating defeat while playing poker with Chandler and Joey, and demand a rematch. Rachel decides to look for a new job - but is not as successful as she had hoped
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
9:30am
Friends
The One Where the Monkey Gets Away
Season 1 Episode 19/24

Rachel loses Ross's pet monkey, prompting the gang to form a search party to find it, but an animal warden with a grudge gets in the way. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
10:00am
Film The Angry Birds Movie (2016)
Outsider Red does not fit in among his island community, but he is the only one to smell a rat when a fleet of green pigs pitch up. Animation, with the voice of Jason Sudeikis
(Subtitles)

12:00pm
Friends
The One Where the Monkey Gets Away
Season 1 Episode 19/24

Rachel loses Ross's pet monkey, prompting the gang to form a search party to find it, but an animal warden with a grudge gets in the way. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
12:30pm
Friends
The One with the Evil Orthodontist
Season 1 Episode 20/24

Chandler finds it tough being ignored by a woman he has just taken out on a first date, and Rachel gets back with her double-dealing former fiance Barry - even though he is now engaged to someone else. Guest starring Jennifer Grey
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
1:00pm
Friends
The One with the Fake Monica
Season 1 Episode 21/24

Ross tries to find a new home for his pet monkey, which has reached puberty and begun driving everyone crazy with its uncontrollable antics. Meanwhile, Monica sets out to catch the thief responsible for stealing her credit card. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
1:30pm
Friends
The One with the Ick Factor
Season 1 Episode 22/24

Chandler finds his colleagues treat him differently since his promotion. Monica dates a high-school senior, and Ross's ex-wife goes into labour, while Rachel has a strange dream. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
2:00pm
Friends
The One with the Birth
Season 1 Episode 23/24

Carol finally gives birth, but Ross and Susan nearly miss out on the big event thanks to Phoebe, who locks them in a cupboard to stop them bickering. Meanwhile, Joey comes to the rescue of a pregnant woman at the hospital
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
2:30pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Finds Out
Season 1 Episode 24/24

When Chandler lets slip that Ross has secretly been in love with Rachel since ninth grade, the other women persuade Rachel to date Ross, though her initial hesitation is taken by Ross as a rejection. The intentions are there, and whether the wires can be uncrossed remains to be seen
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
3:00pm
Friends
The One with Ross's New Girlfriend
Season 2 Episode 1/24

Rachel has a hard time dealing with Ross's new relationship and turns to Paolo for comfort. Monica strikes up a friendship with her brother's latest girlfriend, and Chandler has a bad experience with Joey's tailor
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
3:30pm
Friends
The One with the Breast Milk
Season 2 Episode 2/24

Monica goes shopping with Julie and tries to keep it a secret from Rachel. Phoebe manages to unwittingly disgust everyone, while, at his day job, Joey competes with a fellow cologne salesman
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:00pm
Friends
The One Where Heckles Dies
Season 2 Episode 3/24

The gang's strange neighbour Mr Heckles dies, bequeathing all his possessions to Rachel and Monica. Meanwhile, Ross and Phoebe have a disagreement about evolution
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:30pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Husband
Season 2 Episode 4/24

Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a Green Card - and is still in love with him. Lisa Kudrow stars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:00pm
Friends
The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
Season 6 Episode 2/25

Monica and Chandler decide to move in together, but have difficulty explaining to Rachel that she will not be a part of the arrangement. Meanwhile, Phoebe begs Ross to get his latest marriage annulled. American comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:25pm
Film The House Bunny (2008)
A Playboy bunny is ejected from Hugh Hefner's mansion for being considered over-the-hill on her 27th birthday, and has to find a new home and a fresh role in life. She becomes the unlikely house mother for a dowdy college sorority, and sets about giving its inmates a pin-up style makeover and turning their social lives around. Comedy, starring Anna Faris, Colin Hanks, Emma Stone and Kat Dennings
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
7:25pm
Film Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
An eccentric but brilliant former cop sets himself up to champion the underdog - as a private eye specialising in locating missing animals. The zany detective is called in to find a kidnapped dolphin - the mascot of an American football team - and uncovers a plot involving high-level police corruption. Comedy, starring Jim Carrey, Courteney Cox, Sean Young, Tone Loc and Noble Willingham
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
9:00pm
Film Dumb and Dumber To (2014)
Dim-witted friends Harry and Lloyd are reunited after 20 years. When Harry discovers he has a daughter he never knew about, he breaks his friend out of a psychiatric hospital and they go on a road trip with the intention of fulfilling parental responsibilities neither of them is capable of. Comedy sequel, starring Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels

Rating: 6.8
11:15pm
Film The Truman Show (1998)
A man is unaware his uneventful life is really a sham, and his every move is being secretly filmed and broadcast to the world as part of a 24-hour TV soap. However, a series of unforeseen events leads him to question the nature of his existence. Peter Weir's media satire, starring Jim Carrey, Natascha McElhone, Laura Linney, Noah Emmerich and Ed Harris

Rating: 8.2
1:15am
Kevin Bridges: The Brand New Tour
A stand-up performance filmed as part of Kevin's 2018 UK and Ireland tour and his 19-night residency at the Glasgow Hydro. The comic gives his take on the modern world, social media, anxiety, religion, conversations with his dog and having Barack Obama as his support act
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7
2:15am
South Park
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Season 5 Episode 4/14

Scott Tenorman tricks Cartman into buying his pubic hair for $10. When he realises he cannot get his money back, he vows to get his revenge. Guest starring Radiohead
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:40am
South Park
Terrance and Phillip - Behind the Blow
Season 5 Episode 5/14

When the boys discover their flatulent idols Terrance and Phillip have split up, it is a race against time to reunite them in time for the Earth Day celebrations
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:10am
South Park
Cartmanland
Season 5 Episode 6/14

Cartman inherits $1million and buys his own amusement park, but Kyle has trouble coming to terms with his friend's new-found wealth - making him question the existence of God
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:30am
Friends
The One with the Butt
Season 1 Episode 6/24

Chandler begins a relationship with a married woman, Ross tries to liven up his conservative image and Joey lands a film role with a difference - as a naked body-double for Al Pacino
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
3:50am
Friends
The One with the Blackout
Season 1 Episode 7/24

A power cut exposes Chandler to temptation by trapping him in a bank's ATM lobby with only a stunning model for company. Ross has a hard time trying to ask Rachel out on a date, and Joey learns something interesting about Monica
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:15am
Friends
The One Where Nana Dies Twice
Season 1 Episode 8/24

The pals gather to pay their last respects at the funeral of Ross and Monica's grandmother, while Chandler is disturbed to discover his colleagues all assume he is gay - and even more shocked to find out who they want to set him up with. Featuring guest appearances by Elliott Gould and Christina Pickles
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:35am
Friends
The One Where Underdog Gets Away
Season 1 Episode 9/24

Joey is rejected by his family and Phoebe is not relishing the thought of spending the holidays with her grandmother and her boyfriend, prompting a mass exodus to Monica's for Thanksgiving dinner. Meanwhile, Ross hears Susan is trying to communicate with his and Carol's unborn child
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.8

Sun 14 Mar

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.8
8:00am
Friends
The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant
Season 2 Episode 5/24

Ross celebrates his birthday in style by attending a concert, but Joey, Rachel and Phoebe cannot afford to tag along. Meanwhile, Chandler goes on a date with a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistake
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
8:35am
Friends
The One with the Baby on the Bus
Season 2 Episode 6/24

Rachel struggles to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk and Monica inadvertently poisons Ross with her kiwi-lime pie, leaving Chandler and Joey holding the baby. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer, with a guest appearance by singer Chrissie Hynde
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
9:00am
Baywatch
The Life You Save
Season 4 Episode 20/22

The lifeguards' jobs come under threat following severe budget cutbacks, and a young couple's future is placed in jeopardy. Surfside drama, starring David Hasselhoff
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.7
10:00am
Baywatch
Trading Places
Season 4 Episode 21/22

Stephanie joins the coastguard for a week and helps to crack a smuggling ring. Surfside drama, starring Alexandra Paul
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.7
11:00am
Baywatch
Guys and Dolls
Season 4 Episode 22/22

Matt saves a beautiful teenager from the ocean _ only to find her shady past places his life in danger. Meanwhile, Stephanie tells Mitch that she has fallen for Scott Daniels
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.7
12:00pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Dad
Season 2 Episode 9/24

Phoebe learns the truth about her father, while a malfunctioning radiator in Monica's apartment goes into overdrive, making her Christmas celebrations steamier than anticipated. Comedy, starring Lisa Kudrow and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
12:30pm
Friends
The One with Russ
Season 2 Episode 10/24

Rachel meets a man called Russ who bears an uncanny resemblance to Ross, further confusing her already muddled emotions. Meanwhile, Joey discovers he will have to pass an intimate audition on the casting couch to get a part in a daytime soap
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
1:00pm
Friends
The One with the Lesbian Wedding
Season 2 Episode 11/24

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding, with help from an uncomfortable Ross, while Rachel is shocked by an announcement from her mother - she is getting divorced and plans to go on a voyage of sexual self-discovery. Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
1:30pm
Friends
The One After the Super Bowl - Part One
Season 2 Episode 12/24

Part one of two. Joey lands a date with a fan, but soon learns she is unhinged. Ross tries to track down Marcel at San Diego Zoo, and Phoebe is hired for a new singing job. Brooke Shields, Chris Isaak and Dan Castellaneta guest star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
2:00pm
Friends
The One After the Super Bowl - Part Two
Season 2 Episode 13/24

Part two of two. Rachel tries to fix up Monica with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, but ends up landing a date with him herself. Meanwhile, Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank he played on a former classmate. Guest starring Julia Roberts
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
2:30pm
Friends
The One with the Prom Video
Season 2 Episode 14/24

Joey gives Chandler a hideous bracelet as a sign of their friendship, while Rachel insists she has no time for Ross - until Monica's old prom video helps her see him in a different light. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
3:00pm
Friends
The One Where Ross and Rachel - You Know
Season 2 Episode 15/24

Ross and Rachel finally consummate their relationship, and it seems romance is also on the horizon for Monica - but the object of her affections happens to be old enough to be her father. With guest star Tom Selleck
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
3:30pm
Friends
The One Where Joey Moves Out
Season 2 Episode 16/24

Monica's parents are dismayed to discover she is dating their middle-aged friend, and an argument with Chandler prompts Joey to move out of the flat. Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc star, with guest appearances by Tom Selleck and Elliott Gould
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:00pm
Friends
The One Where Eddie Moves In
Season 2 Episode 17/24

Rachel begins to feel smothered by Ross's constant attention. Meanwhile, Phoebe makes a video for her song Smellycat, and Chandler's new flatmate Eddie causes problems
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:30pm
Friends
The One Where Dr Ramoray Dies
Season 2 Episode 18/24

Joey makes unfortunate comments in an interview with a fanzine, threatening his role as Dr Ramoray and casting a shadow over his acting career. Meanwhile, Chandler's new flatmate Eddie becomes increasingly annoying. Comedy, guest starring Tom Selleck, with Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:00pm
Friends
The One Where Eddie Won't Go
Season 2 Episode 19/24

Chandler begins to have grave doubts about new flatmate Eddie - just as Joey starts house-hunting. Meanwhile, the girls try to get in touch with their inner selves using a personal empowerment manual for inspiration. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:30pm
Friends
The One Where Old Yeller Dies
Season 2 Episode 20/24

Monica's boyfriend makes a good impression on Chandler and Joey. Phoebe gets a shock while watching a film and Rachel begins to resent Ross planning their future. US comedy, starring Courteney Cox, David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
6:00pm
Friends
The One with the Bullies
Season 2 Episode 21/24

Chandler and Ross face two bullies at Central Perk. Monica decides to have a flutter on the stock market and Phoebe meets a long-lost family member. Comedy, guest starring Giovanni Ribisi (Avatar)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
6:30pm
Friends
The One with Two Parties
Season 2 Episode 22/24

The pals plan a surprise party for Rachel, but her recently separated mother and father show up. To keep the parents apart, the gang decides to have two different gatherings. Comedy, guest starring Marlo Thomas and Ron Leibman
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
7:00pm
Film Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
The eccentric pet detective is coaxed out of self-imposed exile in a Buddhist monastery to visit Africa and help search for a sacred white bat. However, his unique investigative talents are tested to the limits as he faces a race against time to find the missing creature and prevent a tribal war. Comedy sequel, starring Jim Carrey, Simon Callow and Bob Gunton
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
9:00pm
Film The Longest Yard (2005)
A washed-up quarterback ends up in jail after a drunken night out, and is ordered by the warden to put together an American football team to take on the guards, with the help of a former college champ. Remake of 1974 comedy The Mean Machine, with Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Nelly and Burt Reynolds, who starred in the original
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.9
11:10pm
South Park
The Vaccination Special
Season 24 Episode 2/

A militant group attempts to stop the boys from getting their teacher vaccinated, and Cartman is none too thrilled about returning to the 'slavery' of the classroom

Rating: 8
12:10am
100 UFOs Caught on Camera
Counting down 100 of greatest and most puzzling UFO moments ever captured on camera, this is the footage that has baffled scientists and dumbfounded the experts
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7
2:10am
South Park
Trapper Keeper
Season 4 Episode 12/17

An omnipotent being in the guise of Bill Cosby springs to life in the schoolyard, and only Cartman holds the key to saving mankind. Meanwhile, Ike embarks on his first day at nursery and soon discovers he has a friend in Mr Garrison
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:40am
South Park
Helen Keller! The Musical
Season 4 Episode 13/17

The townsfolk celebrate Thanksgiving in their own unique way, with the children performing an unforgettable musical. Timmy takes the lead role in an attempt to outdo the kindergarten show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:05am
Friends
The One with the Monkey
Season 1 Episode 10/24

The gang celebrates New Year's Eve with a party at Monica and Rachel's flat, while Ross tries to alleviate his loneliness by getting a new room-mate - a monkey. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
3:30am
Friends
The One with Mrs Bing
Season 1 Episode 11/24

Chandler's flamboyant mother breezes into town for an appearance on The Jay Leno Show to talk about her career as a writer of erotic fiction - and throws her embarrassed son into a panic by inviting everyone out to dinner. Meanwhile, Monica and Phoebe compete for the attention of a man in a coma. Guest starring Morgan Fairchild and Jay Leno
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
3:50am
Friends
The One with the Dozen Lasagnes
Season 1 Episode 12/24

Monica finds herself with a dozen large lasagnes on her hands, and Rachel ends her relationship with Paolo because he made a pass at Phoebe. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler are shopping for new kitchen furniture when a football table catches their eye
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:15am
Friends
The One with the Boobies
Season 1 Episode 13/24

Chandler catches a glimpse of Rachel in the nude - so she promptly demands he bare all to redress the balance. Meanwhile, Joey is disturbed to hear his father is having an affair. With a guest appearance by Brenda Vaccaro
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
4:35am
Friends
The One with the Candy Hearts
Season 1 Episode 14/24

Ross bumps into his ex-wife, while Chandler meets an old flame during a double date with Joey, and Rachel, Monica and Phoebe have a run-in with some firefighters
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.8