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Thu 16 Aug

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.3
8:00am
My Wife and Kids
Let Them Eat Pie
Season 2 Episode 8/29

Claire sneakily eats a snack intended for Michael but refuses to own up - so he devises a special punishment to force a confession from the culprit. Unfortunately, it backfires badly and undermines his authority in the household
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
8:35am
My Wife and Kids
Jay Gets Fired
Season 2 Episode 9/29

Jay loses her job and initially finds it hard being at home all day - until she rediscovers the rewards of full-time motherhood. Comedy, starring Tisha Campbell-Martin
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
9:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Striptease for Two
Season 2 Episode 24/24

Will and Carlton pawn Vivian's diamond bracelet to raise money for shares, but have to recoup the price of the jewellery quickly after the company in which they have invested goes bankrupt. As a last resort, male stripping seems to be the only answer. Will Smith and Alfonso Ribeiro star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
9:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
How I Spent My Summer Vacation
Season 3 Episode 1/24

Uncle Phil forces Will to move out of the family home for refusing to cut his hair and dress in a more conservative manner. Comedy, starring Will Smith and James Avery
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
10:00am
Scrubs
My Dirty Secret
Season 3 Episode 9/22

Elliot faces up to her fear of using clinical terms for patients' private parts, which was brought on when she gave a patient a pelvic examination that went disastrously wrong. Carla suggests to Turk that they should not have sex until after the wedding
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
10:30am
Scrubs
My Rule of Thumb
Season 3 Episode 10/22

A patient reveals her dying wish is to lose her virginity, so Carla and Elliot set out to find a man suitable for the job. Danni alarms JD by suggesting they move in together. Comedy series, starring Zach Braff, Judy Reyes and Sarah Chalke
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
10:55am
Friends
The One with the Memorial Service
Season 9 Episode 17/24

A joke entry on Ross's college website backfires on Chandler. Joey refuses to give Emma his favourite stuffed toy, and weak-willed Phoebe begs Monica to help her avoid contacting Mike. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One with the Lottery
Season 9 Episode 18/24

Everyone except Ross pools their money to buy lottery tickets, but a disagreement about how to spend any winnings prompts a disdainful Phoebe to make a rash gesture. Chandler frets as he waits for a phone call that could mean a new job, and Rachel thinks Emma is close to saying her first word
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Dream
Season 9 Episode 19/24

Rachel joins Joey on the set of his soap opera, where a steamy love scene inspires unexpected feelings - and a saucy dream. Phoebe takes an opportunity to serenade a captive audience, while Chandler plans to whisk Monica away - but ends up inviting Ross. Jennifer Aniston and Matt LeBlanc star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with the Soap Opera Party
Season 9 Episode 20/24

Joey throws a party for the cast of Days of Our Lives, but refuses to invite his pals in case their behaviour embarrasses him. However, the answering machine gives the game away and everyone attends - which is good news for Ross
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Gilmore Girls
Say Goodbye to Daisy Miller
Season 5 Episode 1/22

Dean provokes an argument with Lindsay, Luke and Lorelai's relationship becomes serious, and Emily invites Rory on a trip to Europe. Drama, starring Lauren Graham and Alexis Bledel

Rating: 7.8
2:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 14/15

The guys work at a sandwich shop, team up to have each other guess their specific secret tasks at a food court, and repeat a cycle of tasks at the park
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
2:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 15/15

The guys must obey three specialised commands at a video game store, and coax rock climbers into repeating a specific word
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
3:00pm
Scrubs
My Clean Break
Season 3 Episode 11/22

JD decides to end his relationship with Danni when she shows him a building where they could live together - but Turk tries to change his mind, and Elliot returns back to her old self after Dr Kelso criticises her new look. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Tara Reid
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
3:25pm
Scrubs
My Catalyst
Season 3 Episode 12/22

JD believes he has found the perfect mentor in surgeon Dr Kevin Casey, who has obsessive-compulsive disorder, while the Janitor and his new assistant help Dr Kelso with a litter problem. Guest starring Michael J Fox, with Zach Braff and Ken Jenkins
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
3:55pm
Friends
The One with the Home Study
Season 10 Episode 7/18

Ross discovers Rachel has an irrational fear of swings, while Phoebe and Mike argue about whether to give their wedding fund to charity. The Bings learn Joey had a one-night stand with the adoption worker handling their case, and worry he has ruined their chances
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:30pm
Friends
The One with the Late Thanksgiving
Season 10 Episode 8/18

Monica reluctantly agrees to cook Thanksgiving dinner, but the others all turn up late, so she and Chandler angrily lock them out - until an unexpected phone call changes their mood completely
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:55pm
Friends
The One with the Birth Mother
Season 10 Episode 9/18

Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet the mother of the baby they plan to adopt. Joey regrets going out with one of Phoebe's friends, and Ross is left with the worst outfit ever for a date with a salesgirl
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One Where Chandler Gets Caught
Season 10 Episode 10/18

Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with a mystery woman and follow them to a large house in the suburbs. They tell Monica of their fears and are shocked to hear the truth. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:55pm
Friends
The One Where the Stripper Cries
Season 10 Episode 11/18

Joey appears on quiz show The $100,000 Pyramid, but his disastrous efforts to answer the questions end up costing his partner the prize money. Meanwhile, the revellers at Phoebe's hen party get a surprise once the stripper shows up. Guest starring Danny DeVito and Donny Osmond
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Wedding
Season 10 Episode 12/18

Phoebe's big day arrives, but wedding planner Monica and stand-in father of the bride Joey take their roles a little too seriously. To make matters worse, a blizzard hits New York and one of Mike's ushers is indisposed, forcing Ross and Chandler to step into the breach
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:05pm
Friends
The One Where Joey Speaks French
Season 10 Episode 13/18

Joey persuades Phoebe to teach him French for an important audition, while Monica and Chandler show a pregnant Erica the sights of New York and learn more about the baby's possible father. Guest starring Anna Faris and Ron Leibman
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:35pm
Friends
The One with Princess Consuela
Season 10 Episode 14/18

Rachel heads to a restaurant for a job interview, only to find herself sitting at a table within earshot of her current boss. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler go house-hunting and Phoebe decides to change her name. Guest starring Paul Rudd and Dakota Fanning
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Friends
The One Where Estelle Dies
Season 10 Episode 15/18

Phoebe learns Joey's agent has died, but he is so upset about his friends moving away that she decides not to tell him. Rachel worries about relocating to France, while Monica and Chandler are horrified to discover Janice is planning to buy the house next door to them. Guest starring Jane Lynch (Glee)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:35pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Going Away Party
Season 10 Episode 16/18

The gang throws a going-away party for Rachel, but she prefers to say her goodbyes individually - and one of her friends is left feeling hurt at being overlooked. Meanwhile, Monica supervises the packing for a new life in the suburbs with Chandler, while also keeping a close eye on the mother of their future adopted child
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Film The Other Guys (2010)
Two desk-bound incompetent cops live in the shadow of their more daring colleagues. However, when the heroes of the station are killed in a bizarre accident, the bumbling duo get the chance to prove their worth as they stumble across a tycoon's illegal activities. Action comedy, starring Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Steve Coogan and Eva Mendes

Rating: 7.4
11:10pm
Detroiters
Mort Crim
Season 2 Episode 6/10

The guys court legendary newscaster Mort Crim to be the celebrity spokesperson for one of their clients, and Ned ramps up security in the building

11:40pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 12/15

For the show's three-year anniversary, the guys look back at some never-before-seen footage
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
12:05am
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 14/15

The guys work at a sandwich shop, team up to have each other guess their specific secret tasks at a food court, and repeat a cycle of tasks at the park
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
12:35am
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 15/15

The guys must obey three specialised commands at a video game store, and coax rock climbers into repeating a specific word
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
1:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Striptease for Two
Season 2 Episode 24/24

Will and Carlton pawn Vivian's diamond bracelet to raise money for shares, but have to recoup the price of the jewellery quickly after the company in which they have invested goes bankrupt. As a last resort, male stripping seems to be the only answer. Will Smith and Alfonso Ribeiro star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
1:35am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
How I Spent My Summer Vacation
Season 3 Episode 1/24

Uncle Phil forces Will to move out of the family home for refusing to cut his hair and dress in a more conservative manner. Comedy, starring Will Smith and James Avery
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
2:00am
South Park
PC Principle Final Justice
Season 19 Episode 10/10

The town spirals into gun-crazed paranoia, and in the midst of the madness, PC Principal struggles to save South Park from the evil living advertisement Leslie
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
Member Berries
Season 20 Episode 1/10

Mr Garrison is still on the campaign trail, Randy is enraged by politics, Cartman takes on internet trolls and the national anthem gets a reboot by an American icon
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
Skank Hunt
Season 20 Episode 2/10

The boys decide they have to take down Cartman, while Skank Hunt takes his rein of terror global
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
The Daily Show
143
Season 23 Episode 143/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9.2
3:50am
Rick and Morty
The Wedding Squanchers
Season 2 Episode 9/10

All of the family mess up - not just Rick and Morty this time
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9
4:15am
Malcolm in the Middle
Health Scare
Season 3 Episode 6/22

Dewey looks after the class hamster, while Malcolm and Reese plot an escape from their bedroom. Francis is challenged to a fight and Hal discovers a lump during a medical check-up. Comedy, starring Bryan Cranston and Erik Per Sullivan
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
4:35am
Malcolm in the Middle
Christmas
Season 3 Episode 7/22

Lois withholds the boys' Christmas presents after they destroy the ornaments on the tree, while Francis is forced to spend the festive season with his grandmother (Cloris Leachman). Starring Frankie Muniz and Jane Kaczmarek
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.3

Fri 17 Aug

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.3
8:00am
My Wife and Kids
Letting Go
Season 2 Episode 11/29

Michael accidentally kills Kady's beloved pet hamster, but does not have the heart to confess - and tries to blackmail Claire into taking the blame. Comedy, starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
8:35am
My Wife and Kids
Learning to Earn It
Season 2 Episode 12/29

The kids insist on squandering their pocket money, so Michael makes a misguided effort to teach them to manage their finances properly
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
9:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Will Gets Committed
Season 3 Episode 2/24

The Bankses return to their former neighbourhood to help old friends cope in the aftermath of a riot. Will Smith stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
9:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
That's No Lady, That's My Cousin
Season 3 Episode 3/24

Ashley seeks relationship advice, and turns to Hilary for words of comfort - but Will and Carlton overhear the conversation and decide on their own course of action. US comedy, starring Will Smith and Alfonso Ribeiro
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
10:00am
Scrubs
My Clean Break
Season 3 Episode 11/22

JD decides to end his relationship with Danni when she shows him a building where they could live together - but Turk tries to change his mind, and Elliot returns back to her old self after Dr Kelso criticises her new look. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Tara Reid
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
10:30am
Scrubs
My Catalyst
Season 3 Episode 12/22

JD believes he has found the perfect mentor in surgeon Dr Kevin Casey, who has obsessive-compulsive disorder, while the Janitor and his new assistant help Dr Kelso with a litter problem. Guest starring Michael J Fox, with Zach Braff and Ken Jenkins
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
11:00am
Friends
The One with the Fertility Test
Season 9 Episode 21/24

Chandler and Monica go to a fertility clinic for tests, but are embarrassed to encounter an old acquaintance. Ross helps Joey pretend to be intelligent to woo Charlie, even though he is attracted to her himself, and Rachel sneaks into a spa for a massage
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:35am
Friends
The One with the Donor
Season 9 Episode 22/24

Monica and Chandler conduct an embarrassing interview with a potential sperm donor after learning they cannot conceive a baby naturally. Rachel reveals she still has feelings for Joey, but his current girlfriend overhears her confession, and Phoebe bumps into her old boyfriend David. Comedy, guest starring John Stamos and Hank Azaria
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One in Barbados
Season 9

Double bill. The gang visits Barbados to hear Ross address a convention, but Chandler manages to destroy the only copy of his keynote speech. Joey and Rachel impersonate pharmacists to infiltrate a medical conference offering free drinks, while Mike arrives unexpectedly and proposes to Phoebe
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:05pm
Gilmore Girls
A Messenger, Nothing More
Season 5 Episode 2/22

Emily and Rory return home exhausted from fending off amorous European men. TJ plays up his injury to get sympathy and Lane realises she is falling for Zack

Rating: 7.8
2:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 2/16

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q look back at memorable moments from the hidden camera show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
2:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 4/16

The guys team up to work at a beauty store, coerce strangers into translating text messages written in Spanish, and do another round of Don't I Know You? at the mall
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
2:55pm
Scrubs
My Porcelain God
Season 3 Episode 13/22

Elliot questions whether she should be a doctor, but is annoyed that her personal crisis gets less attention than the Janitor's toilet on the roof. JD is thrilled when Turk asks him to be his best man, but a phone message makes him question their friendship. Guest starring Michael J Fox
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
3:30pm
Scrubs
My Screw-Up
Season 3 Episode 14/22

Jordan's brother returns to the hospital and JD re-examines him for leukaemia. Elliot worries about a bunion, prompting Carla to reveal a secret she has been keeping from Turk. Guest starring Brendan Fraser (The Mummy) and Tara Reid (American Pie) alongside Zach Braff, Donald Faison and Sarah Chalke
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
3:55pm
Friends
The One Where the Stripper Cries
Season 10 Episode 11/18

Joey appears on quiz show The $100,000 Pyramid, but his disastrous efforts to answer the questions end up costing his partner the prize money. Meanwhile, the revellers at Phoebe's hen party get a surprise once the stripper shows up. Guest starring Danny DeVito and Donny Osmond
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:30pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Wedding
Season 10 Episode 12/18

Phoebe's big day arrives, but wedding planner Monica and stand-in father of the bride Joey take their roles a little too seriously. To make matters worse, a blizzard hits New York and one of Mike's ushers is indisposed, forcing Ross and Chandler to step into the breach
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:05pm
Friends
The One Where Joey Speaks French
Season 10 Episode 13/18

Joey persuades Phoebe to teach him French for an important audition, while Monica and Chandler show a pregnant Erica the sights of New York and learn more about the baby's possible father. Guest starring Anna Faris and Ron Leibman
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:35pm
Friends
The One with Princess Consuela
Season 10 Episode 14/18

Rachel heads to a restaurant for a job interview, only to find herself sitting at a table within earshot of her current boss. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler go house-hunting and Phoebe decides to change her name. Guest starring Paul Rudd and Dakota Fanning
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:05pm
Friends
The One Where Estelle Dies
Season 10 Episode 15/18

Phoebe learns Joey's agent has died, but he is so upset about his friends moving away that she decides not to tell him. Rachel worries about relocating to France, while Monica and Chandler are horrified to discover Janice is planning to buy the house next door to them. Guest starring Jane Lynch (Glee)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:35pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Going Away Party
Season 10 Episode 16/18

The gang throws a going-away party for Rachel, but she prefers to say her goodbyes individually - and one of her friends is left feeling hurt at being overlooked. Meanwhile, Monica supervises the packing for a new life in the suburbs with Chandler, while also keeping a close eye on the mother of their future adopted child
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The Last One (Parts One and Two)
Season 10

Double bill. The last-ever episode of the comedy sees the pals facing major changes. There is a surprise in store for Monica and Chandler when Erica finally gives birth to the child they are planning to adopt, Phoebe and Mike decide to start a family of their own and Rachel gets set to begin a new life in Paris. Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Will & Grace
How to Succeed in Business Without Really Crying
Season 9 Episode 5/16

Karen meets her best frenemy Beverley Leslie, who has a profound secret to tell. Grace has an interview with brash new-money hotel mogul Eli Wolff, who on meeting Will and learning he is available, pressures her to set him up on a date in order to secure the job as interior designer for his hotel chain. Meanwhile, Jack becomes a `thousand-aire' thanks to a scratch card

Rating: 5.8
8:30pm
Will & Grace
Rosario's Quinceanera
Season 9 Episode 6/16

Karen's secret best friend Rosario suffers a heart attack, and as the whole gang rush to the hospital to support Karen, they learn that her beloved maid has died. Karen shuts down cold, refusing to grieve, so the rest all try to help however they can. Minnie Driver guest stars, alongside Eric McCormack and Debra Messing

Rating: 5.8
9:00pm
Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley!
A stand-up performance by the comedian at Wembley Arena, where he entertained a sell-out crowd in October 2009, following on from his successful 2008 show Live and Laughing. In a routine centred on his take on life, he discusses wine menus, restaurant etiquette and the condiment hierarchy in the kitchen cupboard
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.7
10:00pm
Comedy Store
Peter Kay at the Comedy Store
A stand-up performance in which the Bolton comedian talks about taxi drivers, technology, British people abroad and and why the UK is a nation of mimers
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
10:30pm
Comedy Store
Micky Flanagan at the Comedy Store
Stand-up humour with the comedian on the subjects of school, travelling and dating
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
11:00pm
Film The Football Factory (2004)
Hard-drinking Tommy Johnson uses his love of football as an excuse for indulging in regular bouts of violence. However, the simmering conflict between fans of rival teams soon spirals out of control when Tommy is accused of raping the sister of a fellow hooligan. Drama based on John King's novel, starring Danny Dyer, Frank Harper and Neil Maskell

Rating: 4.8
12:55am
Rick and Morty
Lawnmower Dog
Season 1 Episode 2/11

Rick helps Jerry out with the dog, and Rick and Morty incept the dreams of Morty's maths teach Mr Goldenfold. Rob Paulsen and Jess Harnell guest star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9
1:30am
Rick and Morty
Anatomy Park
Season 1 Episode 3/11

Jerry's parents visit, and Rick and Morty try to save a homeless man's life. Special Christmas episode guest starring Dana Carvey and John Oliver
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9
2:00am
Jeff & Some Aliens
Jeff & Some Energy Trading
Season 1 Episode 2/10

Jeff uses an alien machine to trade life energy for luxury items, which he uses to impress his girlfriend - but things soon spiral out of control
(Subtitles)

2:30am
Brickleberry
In Da Club
Season 3 Episode 2/13

Woody gets angry when a country club turns him down, but welcomes Denzel as a member. Meanwhile, Malloy balks at having an intimate medical procedure
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
3:00am
South Park
The Damned
Season 20 Episode 3/10

Cartman's disappearance from Twitter results in a police investigation, while Skankhunt42 continues his ways, and Mr Garrison goes head-to-head with Hillary Clinton
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:50am
The Jim Jefferies Show
Season 2 Episode 18/

Talk show hosted by the Australian comedian in which he offer his acerbic views on culture and politics

4:15am
Malcolm in the Middle
Poker
Season 3 Episode 8/22

Hal and Abe fall out over a poker game, Francis is trapped in a remote cabin during a blizzard and Reese trips the light fantastic at a dance class. Family comedy, starring Bryan Cranston and Justin Berfield
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
4:35am
Malcolm in the Middle
Reese's Job
Season 3 Episode 9/22

Reese takes a job in a fast-food restaurant to make ends meet, but his new boss accuses him of stealing. Malcolm meets his match at school, and Dewey has to prove he can keep a goldfish before he gets the chance to own a puppy. Comedy, starring Frankie Muniz and Justin Berfield
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.3

Sat 18 Aug

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.3
8:00am
Fresh Off the Boat
Dribbling Tiger, Bounce Pass Dragon
Season 1 Episode 12/13

Louis and Jessica get pressured into volunteering at the kids' schools, and Emery and Evan see a side of their mother they wish they hadn't when producing the school play
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.2
8:35am
Fresh Off the Boat
So Chineez
Season 1 Episode 13/13

The Huangs receive an invitation to join the local country club, but Jessica believes they have become 'too American' and need to reconnect with Chinese culture
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.2
9:00am
Friends
The One with the Lottery
Season 9 Episode 18/24

Everyone except Ross pools their money to buy lottery tickets, but a disagreement about how to spend any winnings prompts a disdainful Phoebe to make a rash gesture. Chandler frets as he waits for a phone call that could mean a new job, and Rachel thinks Emma is close to saying her first word
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:30am
Friends
The One with Rachel's Dream
Season 9 Episode 19/24

Rachel joins Joey on the set of his soap opera, where a steamy love scene inspires unexpected feelings - and a saucy dream. Phoebe takes an opportunity to serenade a captive audience, while Chandler plans to whisk Monica away - but ends up inviting Ross. Jennifer Aniston and Matt LeBlanc star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:05am
Friends
The One with the Soap Opera Party
Season 9 Episode 20/24

Joey throws a party for the cast of Days of Our Lives, but refuses to invite his pals in case their behaviour embarrasses him. However, the answering machine gives the game away and everyone attends - which is good news for Ross
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:40am
Friends
The One with the Fertility Test
Season 9 Episode 21/24

Chandler and Monica go to a fertility clinic for tests, but are embarrassed to encounter an old acquaintance. Ross helps Joey pretend to be intelligent to woo Charlie, even though he is attracted to her himself, and Rachel sneaks into a spa for a massage
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:15am
Friends
The One with the Donor
Season 9 Episode 22/24

Monica and Chandler conduct an embarrassing interview with a potential sperm donor after learning they cannot conceive a baby naturally. Rachel reveals she still has feelings for Joey, but his current girlfriend overhears her confession, and Phoebe bumps into her old boyfriend David. Comedy, guest starring John Stamos and Hank Azaria
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:55am
Will & Grace
How to Succeed in Business Without Really Crying
Season 9 Episode 5/16

Karen meets her best frenemy Beverley Leslie, who has a profound secret to tell. Grace has an interview with brash new-money hotel mogul Eli Wolff, who on meeting Will and learning he is available, pressures her to set him up on a date in order to secure the job as interior designer for his hotel chain. Meanwhile, Jack becomes a `thousand-aire' thanks to a scratch card

Rating: 5.8
12:25pm
Will & Grace
Rosario's Quinceanera
Season 9 Episode 6/16

Karen's secret best friend Rosario suffers a heart attack, and as the whole gang rush to the hospital to support Karen, they learn that her beloved maid has died. Karen shuts down cold, refusing to grieve, so the rest all try to help however they can. Minnie Driver guest stars, alongside Eric McCormack and Debra Messing

Rating: 5.8
12:55pm
Film Blue Streak (1999)
A convicted jewel thief is released from prison, and sets about recovering his hidden loot - only to discover a police station has since been built where he left it. Undeterred, he poses as a maverick cop and worms his way into the detective division - little realising his problems have only just begun. Comedy, starring Martin Lawrence, Luke Wilson and Peter Greene

Rating: 6.9
2:45pm
Friends
The One in Barbados
Season 9

Double bill. The gang visits Barbados to hear Ross address a convention, but Chandler manages to destroy the only copy of his keynote speech. Joey and Rachel impersonate pharmacists to infiltrate a medical conference offering free drinks, while Mike arrives unexpectedly and proposes to Phoebe
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:50pm
Friends
The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss
Season 10 Episode 1/18

Rachel and Joey struggle to find the words to tell Ross about their kiss in Barbados, while Phoebe makes the alarming discovery that Mike has a girlfriend. Starring Jennifer Aniston, Matt LeBlanc and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:30pm
Friends
The One Where Ross Is Fine
Season 10 Episode 2/18

Ross tries to put on a brave face and invites Joey and Rachel to dinner with him and Charlie, but gets drunk and makes an embarrassing scene. Frank Jr tries to talk Phoebe into taking care of one of the triplets, while Chandler and Monica learn more about adoption
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Tan
Season 10 Episode 3/18

Ross goes to a spray-tanning salon, but his failure to follow the instructions leaves him with a complexion he was not looking for. Joey and Rachel prepare to sleep together for the first time, but the night proves more awkward than romantic. Guest starring Jennifer Coolidge
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:35pm
Friends
The One with the Cake
Season 10 Episode 4/18

Monica and Chandler decide to delay their trip to Vermont to celebrate Emma's first birthday, but the party takes an unexpected turn with the delivery of a risque birthday cake. Comedy, guest starring Elliott Gould
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:05pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits
Season 10 Episode 5/18

Christina Applegate reprises her role as Rachel's clueless sister Amy, who offers to babysit Emma and ends up giving the unfortunate child a makeover. Phoebe inadvertently spoils Mike's anniversary surprise, and Joey writes a letter of recommendation for the Bings. Comedy, guest starring Christina Applegate and Paul Rudd
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:50pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Grant
Season 10 Episode 6/18

Greg Kinnear guest stars as Charlie's Nobel Prize-winning old flame, who is overseeing a grant Ross desperately wants. Rachel and Monica try to foist on each other one of Phoebe's peculiar paintings. Comedy, guest starring Aisha Tyler (Archer) and Greg Kinnear (I Don't Know How She Does It)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:20pm
Friends
The One with the Home Study
Season 10 Episode 7/18

Ross discovers Rachel has an irrational fear of swings, while Phoebe and Mike argue about whether to give their wedding fund to charity. The Bings learn Joey had a one-night stand with the adoption worker handling their case, and worry he has ruined their chances
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:55pm
Friends
The One with the Late Thanksgiving
Season 10 Episode 8/18

Monica reluctantly agrees to cook Thanksgiving dinner, but the others all turn up late, so she and Chandler angrily lock them out - until an unexpected phone call changes their mood completely
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:25pm
Friends
The One with the Birth Mother
Season 10 Episode 9/18

Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet the mother of the baby they plan to adopt. Joey regrets going out with one of Phoebe's friends, and Ross is left with the worst outfit ever for a date with a salesgirl
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Kevin Hart: I'm a Grown Little Man
A stand-up performance by the American comedian in which he takes aim at a range of targets, including the audience
(Subtitles)

10:00pm
Trevor Noah: African American
A stand-up performance by the host of the The Daily Show, sharing his perspective of growing up a mixed-race child under Apartheid in South Africa and his arrival in America

11:00pm
Film Super Troopers (2001)
A team of five bored state troopers spend their days fooling around - until events conspire against them, putting their jobs on the line as they battle to control a major crime-wave. Comedy, directed by and starring Jay Chandrasekhar, with Kevin Heffernan and Steve Lemme

Rating: 6.5
1:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 7/15

The guys ask strangers in the park if they can borrow their phones, and Q pretends to be a disturbed children's book author and reads an inappropriate story aloud
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
1:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 8/15

The guys present footage from the cutting-room floor, including a challenge that was never aired and the reaction of someone being pranked
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
2:00am
Detroiters
Mort Crim
Season 2 Episode 6/10

The guys court legendary newscaster Mort Crim to be the celebrity spokesperson for one of their clients, and Ned ramps up security in the building
(Subtitles)

2:30am
South Park
Sponsored Content
Season 19 Episode 8/10

Jimmy's integrity as a newsman runs smack into PC Principal's ideology, while presidential candidate Mr Garrison is approached by an old friend with alarming news
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
Truth and Advertising
Season 19 Episode 9/10

Jimmy does his best to discover living advertisement Leslie's plan, and Principal Victoria, Caitlyn Jenner and Mr Garrison return to a South Park that has become unrecognisable
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
The Cleveland Show
The Wide World of the Cleveland Show
Season 4 Episode 8/23

An exploration of the Brown-Tubbs family's various incarnations around the world. Cleveland is unhappy with Junior's choice of birthday celebration in Mexico and must choose a successor in a mob-style parody set in Italy. Meanwhile, in Japan, he builds a robot version of himself to work late at the office
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
3:50am
The Cleveland Show
Here Comes the Bribe
Season 4 Episode 9/23

Donna wants to renew her marriage vows with Cleveland, but decides to sign them up for relationship counselling when he ruins the ceremony. Meanwhile, Junior's refrigerator breaks down, so Rallo refurbishes it as a hotel-style mini-bar to generate extra income from his brother
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
4:15am
Scrubs
My Fifteen Seconds
Season 3 Episode 7/22

JD and Dr Cox plot against each other, while Carla and Elliot try to sort out their personal and professional problems. Dr Kelso punctures his eardrums, giving everyone in the hospital the chance to say what they really think about him
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
4:35am
Scrubs
My Friend the Doctor
Season 3 Episode 8/22

Dr Wen is injured in a car accident and left unable to perform complex surgery. Turk steps into the breach and puts in a brilliant performance that leaves him feeling a little too full of himself. JD learns what the Janitor really thinks of him, and Dr Cox is left fearing old age when he hurts his back
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.3

Sun 19 Aug

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.3
8:00am
My Wife and Kids
Mum's Away - Part One
Season 2 Episode 1/29

Part one of two. Jay goes to help her injured mother recuperate, leaving Michael in charge of the house and kids - who take advantage of the opportunity to behave badly. Starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
8:35am
My Wife and Kids
Mum's Away - Part Two
Season 2 Episode 2/29

Part two of two. Michael discovers Charmaine is pregnant and thinking of running away from home, so he tells her about his experience of being a teenage parent. Meanwhile, Junior catches one of his new friends making advances towards Claire
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
9:00am
My Wife and Kids
Perfect Dad
Season 2 Episode 4/29

With Jay still away caring for her mother, the children feel Michael is being too strict and call a family meeting, where they set about describing their ideal father - with surprising results. Comedy, starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
9:30am
My Wife and Kids
No Rules
Season 2 Episode 3/29

Michael decides to let the kids have a rule-free life, but only on one condition - that they do everything for themselves
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
9:55am
Friends
The One with the Fertility Test
Season 9 Episode 21/24

Chandler and Monica go to a fertility clinic for tests, but are embarrassed to encounter an old acquaintance. Ross helps Joey pretend to be intelligent to woo Charlie, even though he is attracted to her himself, and Rachel sneaks into a spa for a massage
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One with the Donor
Season 9 Episode 22/24

Monica and Chandler conduct an embarrassing interview with a potential sperm donor after learning they cannot conceive a baby naturally. Rachel reveals she still has feelings for Joey, but his current girlfriend overhears her confession, and Phoebe bumps into her old boyfriend David. Comedy, guest starring John Stamos and Hank Azaria
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:05am
Friends
The One in Barbados
Season 9

Double bill. The gang visits Barbados to hear Ross address a convention, but Chandler manages to destroy the only copy of his keynote speech. Joey and Rachel impersonate pharmacists to infiltrate a medical conference offering free drinks, while Mike arrives unexpectedly and proposes to Phoebe
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:05pm
Film Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 (2013)
A scientist believes he has saved the world from his invention, a machine that accidentally turned water into food. However, he learns the device is still active and has created a race of food/animal hybrids that he must stop from running wild across the world. Animated comedy sequel, with the voices of Bill Hader, Anna Faris and James Caan

Rating: 5
2:05pm
Friends
The One Where Chandler Gets Caught
Season 10 Episode 10/18

Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with a mystery woman and follow them to a large house in the suburbs. They tell Monica of their fears and are shocked to hear the truth. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:40pm
Friends
The One Where the Stripper Cries
Season 10 Episode 11/18

Joey appears on quiz show The $100,000 Pyramid, but his disastrous efforts to answer the questions end up costing his partner the prize money. Meanwhile, the revellers at Phoebe's hen party get a surprise once the stripper shows up. Guest starring Danny DeVito and Donny Osmond
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:15pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Wedding
Season 10 Episode 12/18

Phoebe's big day arrives, but wedding planner Monica and stand-in father of the bride Joey take their roles a little too seriously. To make matters worse, a blizzard hits New York and one of Mike's ushers is indisposed, forcing Ross and Chandler to step into the breach
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
Friends
The One Where Joey Speaks French
Season 10 Episode 13/18

Joey persuades Phoebe to teach him French for an important audition, while Monica and Chandler show a pregnant Erica the sights of New York and learn more about the baby's possible father. Guest starring Anna Faris and Ron Leibman
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:30pm
Friends
The One with Princess Consuela
Season 10 Episode 14/18

Rachel heads to a restaurant for a job interview, only to find herself sitting at a table within earshot of her current boss. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler go house-hunting and Phoebe decides to change her name. Guest starring Paul Rudd and Dakota Fanning
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00pm
Friends
The One Where Estelle Dies
Season 10 Episode 15/18

Phoebe learns Joey's agent has died, but he is so upset about his friends moving away that she decides not to tell him. Rachel worries about relocating to France, while Monica and Chandler are horrified to discover Janice is planning to buy the house next door to them. Guest starring Jane Lynch (Glee)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Going Away Party
Season 10 Episode 16/18

The gang throws a going-away party for Rachel, but she prefers to say her goodbyes individually - and one of her friends is left feeling hurt at being overlooked. Meanwhile, Monica supervises the packing for a new life in the suburbs with Chandler, while also keeping a close eye on the mother of their future adopted child
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The Last One (Parts One and Two)
Season 10

Double bill. The last-ever episode of the comedy sees the pals facing major changes. There is a surprise in store for Monica and Chandler when Erica finally gives birth to the child they are planning to adopt, Phoebe and Mike decide to start a family of their own and Rachel gets set to begin a new life in Paris. Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Film John Tucker Must Die (2006)
A high-school student lands himself in hot water for dating three girls at the same time. To humiliate the charming womaniser, his ex-girlfriends hatch a plan to set him up with a socially inept newcomer to the school, instructing her to break his heart. However, the plot founders as romance starts to blossom. Comedy, with Jesse Metcalfe, Brittany Snow, Ashanti and Sophia Bush

Rating: 6.1
9:00pm
Film Easy A (2010)
Misfit teenager Olive lies about her non-existent sexual history, and soon becomes the talk of the school. While she endures the harassment of conservative classmates, she grows to love the attention and sets out to create yet more rumours - but is unprepared when things get out of hand. Teen comedy, starring Emma Stone, Penn Badgley and Amanda Bynes

Rating: 5.5
11:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Impractical Jokers: One Night Stand Up
A performance by Joe, Sal, Murr and Q in Torrington, Connecticut, featuring stand-up, previously unseen clips and behind-the-scenes footage
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
12:30am
Lip Sync Battle UK
Lip Sync Battle UK: Robert Webb vs Sally Phillips
Season 3 Episode 1/4

Melanie Brown and Professor Green present as comedy actors Robert Webb and Sally Phillips go head to head lip-synching to hit songs. Their first choice of song is performed in `civvies', as Mel and the Pro keep it from getting too crazy, but for their second choice Robert and Sally must bring it all to the floor in the form of wigs, costumes and backing dancers

Rating: 6
1:00am
Comedy Central at the Comedy Store
Suzi Ruffell at the Comedy Store
Season 5 Episode 5/

With Brennan Reece, Rosie Jones and Lauren Pattison
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.2
1:30am
Rick and Morty
Lawnmower Dog
Season 1 Episode 2/11

Rick helps Jerry out with the dog, and Rick and Morty incept the dreams of Morty's maths teach Mr Goldenfold. Rob Paulsen and Jess Harnell guest star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9
2:00am
Rick and Morty
Anatomy Park
Season 1 Episode 3/11

Jerry's parents visit, and Rick and Morty try to save a homeless man's life. Special Christmas episode guest starring Dana Carvey and John Oliver
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9
2:30am
South Park
PC Principle Final Justice
Season 19 Episode 10/10

The town spirals into gun-crazed paranoia, and in the midst of the madness, PC Principal struggles to save South Park from the evil living advertisement Leslie
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
Member Berries
Season 20 Episode 1/10

Mr Garrison is still on the campaign trail, Randy is enraged by politics, Cartman takes on internet trolls and the national anthem gets a reboot by an American icon
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
The Cleveland Show
When a Man (or a Freight Train) Loves His Cookie
Season 4 Episode 10/23

Cookie is upset when Freight Train misses their wedding anniversary party and decides to go on tour with George Clinton and the P-Funk All-Stars. Cleveland convinces him to track his wife down and regain her trust, while Cleveland Jr poses as an insurance executive in an office supplies shop
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
3:50am
The Cleveland Show
Brownsized
Season 4 Episode 11/23

Cleveland accepts an offer from his boss to quit his job with six months' severance pay, but has difficulty telling Donna what he has done. Meanwhile, Rallo finds a handsome suitor for Roberta after Federline forgets their anniversary
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
4:10am
Scrubs
My Porcelain God
Season 3 Episode 13/22

Elliot questions whether she should be a doctor, but is annoyed that her personal crisis gets less attention than the Janitor's toilet on the roof. JD is thrilled when Turk asks him to be his best man, but a phone message makes him question their friendship. Guest starring Michael J Fox
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
4:35am
Scrubs
My Screw-Up
Season 3 Episode 14/22

Jordan's brother returns to the hospital and JD re-examines him for leukaemia. Elliot worries about a bunion, prompting Carla to reveal a secret she has been keeping from Turk. Guest starring Brendan Fraser (The Mummy) and Tara Reid (American Pie) alongside Zach Braff, Donald Faison and Sarah Chalke
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.3

Mon 20 Aug

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.3
8:00am
My Wife and Kids
Quality Time
Season 2 Episode 13/29

Michael becomes addicted to a video game, making Jay believe he does not love her anymore. The pair agree to see a psychiatrist - who proves to be an equally fanatical player
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
8:35am
My Wife and Kids
Get Out
Season 2 Episode 14/29

Michael tries to get his notoriously late family members dressed and ready for a wedding, but they all have some sort of problem that delays their preparations. Starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
9:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Hilary Gets a Job
Season 3 Episode 4/24

Hilary lands a new job as a weathergirl when she accompanies Will to the TV station. Karyn Parsons and Will Smith star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
9:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Momma's Baby, Carlton's Maybe
Season 3 Episode 5/24

Carlton's former girlfriend arrives with a baby in tow, but Will does not believe his cousin could be the father
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
10:00am
Scrubs
My Butterfly
Season 3 Episode 16/22

Turk loses his lucky charm and discovers he no longer feels confident enough to perform surgery, while Elliot tries to find a stuffed toy for a child awaiting a bone-marrow transplant
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
10:30am
Scrubs
My Moment of Un-Truth
Season 3 Episode 17/22

Carla's old flame asks her out, and when she catches Turk ogling other women, she is tempted to accept his offer. Meanwhile, both Dr Cox and Dr Kelso advise Elliot not to give her patient drugs because they think he is an addict faking his symptoms. Judy Reyes and Donald Faison star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
11:00am
Friends
The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss
Season 10 Episode 1/18

Rachel and Joey struggle to find the words to tell Ross about their kiss in Barbados, while Phoebe makes the alarming discovery that Mike has a girlfriend. Starring Jennifer Aniston, Matt LeBlanc and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One Where Ross Is Fine
Season 10 Episode 2/18

Ross tries to put on a brave face and invites Joey and Rachel to dinner with him and Charlie, but gets drunk and makes an embarrassing scene. Frank Jr tries to talk Phoebe into taking care of one of the triplets, while Chandler and Monica learn more about adoption
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Tan
Season 10 Episode 3/18

Ross goes to a spray-tanning salon, but his failure to follow the instructions leaves him with a complexion he was not looking for. Joey and Rachel prepare to sleep together for the first time, but the night proves more awkward than romantic. Guest starring Jennifer Coolidge
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with the Cake
Season 10 Episode 4/18

Monica and Chandler decide to delay their trip to Vermont to celebrate Emma's first birthday, but the party takes an unexpected turn with the delivery of a risque birthday cake. Comedy, guest starring Elliott Gould
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Gilmore Girls
Written in the Stars
Season 5 Episode 3/22

Early in the morning after Lorelai and Luke spend a romantic night together at Luke's place, Lorelai walks into the diner dressed in one of Luke's flannel shirts and discovers that the place is full of customers. Their relationship soon becomes a topic of heated discussion at the town meeting. Meanwhile, Rory verbally spars with a haughty, rich student named Logan after he is rude to her friend Marty

Rating: 7.8
2:00pm
Friends
The One Where Estelle Dies
Season 10 Episode 15/18

Phoebe learns Joey's agent has died, but he is so upset about his friends moving away that she decides not to tell him. Rachel worries about relocating to France, while Monica and Chandler are horrified to discover Janice is planning to buy the house next door to them. Guest starring Jane Lynch (Glee)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Going Away Party
Season 10 Episode 16/18

The gang throws a going-away party for Rachel, but she prefers to say her goodbyes individually - and one of her friends is left feeling hurt at being overlooked. Meanwhile, Monica supervises the packing for a new life in the suburbs with Chandler, while also keeping a close eye on the mother of their future adopted child
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
Friends
The Last One (Parts One and Two)
Season 10

Double bill. The last-ever episode of the comedy sees the pals facing major changes. There is a surprise in store for Monica and Chandler when Erica finally gives birth to the child they are planning to adopt, Phoebe and Mike decide to start a family of their own and Rachel gets set to begin a new life in Paris. Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 5/16

The guys review clips of four Joker v Joker challenges, including competing to have their baseball team mascots approved and presenting their ridiculous book ideas
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
4:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 7/16

The guys must do what they are told while getting massages, reveal some uncomfortable thoughts to strangers in the park, and obey tasks given to them by a slot machine
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
5:00pm
Friends
Pilot (The One Where Monica Gets a Room-mate)
Season 1 Episode 1/24

The first-ever episode of the comedy, in which Rachel arrives at the local cafe after jilting her fiance at the altar, while Monica consoles Ross, whose wife has left him for another woman. Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with the Sonogram at the End
Season 1 Episode 2/24

Carol tells Ross she plans to raise his child with her lover Susan, but he can be involved if he wants. Ross and Monica's parents announce they are coming to dinner, while Rachel is aghast to discover her former fiance went on what would have been their honeymoon with her maid of honour
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with the Thumb
Season 1 Episode 3/24

Monica shows off her new boyfriend to the rest of the group, Chandler decides to take up smoking again, and Phoebe makes a gruesome discovery that leads to her receiving a windfall. Starring Courteney Cox, Matthew Perry and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with George Stephanopoulos
Season 1 Episode 4/24

The girls spend a night indoors, spying on a good-looking neighbour with White House connections, while the guys go on an ill-fated trip to watch an ice hockey match
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with the East German Laundry Detergent
Season 1 Episode 5/24

Ross joins Rachel on her first trip to a launderette, where a machine shortage leads to a tense stand-off. Phoebe and Chandler make a pact to break up with their partners, and Joey tricks a former girlfriend into believing Monica is the new woman in his life
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with the Butt
Season 1 Episode 6/24

Chandler begins a relationship with a married woman, Ross tries to liven up his conservative image and Joey lands a film role with a difference - as a naked body-double for Al Pacino
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Friends
The One with the Blackout
Season 1 Episode 7/24

A power cut exposes Chandler to temptation by trapping him in a bank's ATM lobby with only a stunning model for company. Ross has a hard time trying to ask Rachel out on a date, and Joey learns something interesting about Monica
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:30pm
Friends
The One Where Nana Dies Twice
Season 1 Episode 8/24

The pals gather to pay their last respects at the funeral of Ross and Monica's grandmother, while Chandler is disturbed to discover his colleagues all assume he is gay - and even more shocked to find out who they want to set him up with. Featuring guest appearances by Elliott Gould and Christina Pickles
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Russell Howard's Good News
Season 10 Episode 4/9

Russell Howard offers his personal perspective on stories dominating the media in November, 2015, whether on TV, online or in print. This time, he sheds light on what seems to be a nefarious plot concocted by the nation's cats

Rating: 4.8
9:30pm
Stand Up Central
Russell Howard's Stand Up Central: Paul McCaffrey and Doc Brown
Season 1 Episode 4/10

The comedian reads from Fifty Shades of Grey and answers questions on university, ghosts and milking a cow. With guests Doc Brown and Paul McCaffery
(Subtitles)

10:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 11 Episode 1/

New series. Joe, Sal, Murr and Q go to Top of the Rock for some awkward interactions, and play a game of Did They Deserve That? at a bagel shop. Rreturn of the hidden camera show
(New Series)

Rating: 5.5
10:30pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Season 2 Episode 13/26

Revelations include the reason why Q's cats inspired a challenge, what Joe does every morning before work and where Q was employed before becoming a fireman

Rating: 5.5
11:00pm
Trickheads
Season 1 Episode 1/

New series. Five magicians dream up ridiculous challenges for one another, while also performing tricks on unsuspecting members of the public
(New Series)

11:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Anatomy of a Challenge
Hidden camera practical joke show featuring the escapades of Joe, Sal, Murr and Q from comedy troupe the Tenderloins
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
12:00am
RuPaul's Drag Race
Season 9 Episode 3/

The contestants must create fairytale drag princesses and transform themselves into sassy sidekicks. With guest judges Todrick Hall and Cheyenne Jackson

Rating: 6.3
1:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Hilary Gets a Job
Season 3 Episode 4/24

Hilary lands a new job as a weathergirl when she accompanies Will to the TV station. Karyn Parsons and Will Smith star

Rating: 7.7
1:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Momma's Baby, Carlton's Maybe
Season 3 Episode 5/24

Carlton's former girlfriend arrives with a baby in tow, but Will does not believe his cousin could be the father

Rating: 7.7
2:00am
South Park
Member Berries
Season 20 Episode 1/10

Mr Garrison is still on the campaign trail, Randy is enraged by politics, Cartman takes on internet trolls and the national anthem gets a reboot by an American icon
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
Skank Hunt
Season 20 Episode 2/10

The boys decide they have to take down Cartman, while Skank Hunt takes his rein of terror global
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
The Damned
Season 20 Episode 3/10

Cartman's disappearance from Twitter results in a police investigation, while Skankhunt42 continues his ways, and Mr Garrison goes head-to-head with Hillary Clinton
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
South Park
Wieners Out
Season 20 Episode 4/10

Kyle attempts to bring the feud between the boys and girls to an end, while Gerald feels the pressure of his trolling and makes some surprising friends
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:50am
The Cleveland Show
The Wide World of the Cleveland Show
Season 4 Episode 8/23

An exploration of the Brown-Tubbs family's various incarnations around the world. Cleveland is unhappy with Junior's choice of birthday celebration in Mexico and must choose a successor in a mob-style parody set in Italy. Meanwhile, in Japan, he builds a robot version of himself to work late at the office
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
4:15am
Malcolm in the Middle
Lois's Makeover
Season 3 Episode 10/22

Lois's workmates decide she needs a makeover - resulting in unexpected attention from Hal. Meanwhile, Francis learns the art of rat-catching and Hal plays basketball against the boys, but fakes an injury when he discovers how good they are. Quirky comedy, starring Jane Kaczmarek and Bryan Cranston
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
4:35am
Malcolm in the Middle
Company Picnic - Part One
Season 3 Episode 11/22

Part one of two. The works picnic proves tricky for the whole family as Hal tries to avoid his new boss, a girl ties Malcolm in knots, and Lois clashes with an obnoxious woman. Quirky comedy, guest starring a host of celebrities including Susan Sarandon, Magic Johnson, Heidi Klum and Christina Ricci
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.3

Tue 21 Aug

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.3
8:00am
My Wife and Kids
Road Trip
Season 2 Episode 15/29

The family goes on a road trip hoping to learn more about American history - a journey that is ruined by the police, authentic colonial food and Jay's neurosis about her weight. Comedy, starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
8:35am
My Wife and Kids
Table for Too Many - Part One
Season 2 Episode 16/29

Part one of two. Michael is dragged away from his beloved TV game show to take the family for a meal at a Japanese restaurant - despite his hatred of eating out
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
9:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
PS I Love You
Season 3 Episode 6/24

The richest girl at school showers Will with gifts, leaving him unable to refuse her advances, but Carlton accuses him of cheapening his affections
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
9:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Here Comes the Judge
Season 3 Episode 7/24

Uncle Phil's campaign to become a judge is overshadowed by an embarrassing scandal when Will is arrested for $2,000 worth of unpaid parking fines. Will Smith stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
10:00am
Scrubs
His Story II
Season 3 Episode 18/22

Turk has to console a concert pianist after he cuts a nerve in his hand, leaving it without feeling. A patient advises Elliot about her relationship with JD, while Kelso and Cox fight for the attention of a new female medic. Comedy, starring Donald Faison
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
10:30am
Scrubs
My Choosiest Choice of All
Season 3 Episode 19/22

JD starts going out with Danni again, but his night of passion with Elliot keeps preying on his mind. Perry is horrified to realise he has a crush on someone he hates, and Dr Kelso crosses swords with the Janitor over the emergency exit. Guest starring Tara Reid (American Pie)
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
11:00am
Friends
Pilot (The One Where Monica Gets a Room-mate)
Season 1 Episode 1/24

The first-ever episode of the comedy, in which Rachel arrives at the local cafe after jilting her fiance at the altar, while Monica consoles Ross, whose wife has left him for another woman. Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One with the Sonogram at the End
Season 1 Episode 2/24

Carol tells Ross she plans to raise his child with her lover Susan, but he can be involved if he wants. Ross and Monica's parents announce they are coming to dinner, while Rachel is aghast to discover her former fiance went on what would have been their honeymoon with her maid of honour
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with the Thumb
Season 1 Episode 3/24

Monica shows off her new boyfriend to the rest of the group, Chandler decides to take up smoking again, and Phoebe makes a gruesome discovery that leads to her receiving a windfall. Starring Courteney Cox, Matthew Perry and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with George Stephanopoulos
Season 1 Episode 4/24

The girls spend a night indoors, spying on a good-looking neighbour with White House connections, while the guys go on an ill-fated trip to watch an ice hockey match
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Gilmore Girls
Tippecanoe and Taylor, Too
Season 5 Episode 4/22

Rory and Dean hit a snag in their relationship, which worsens when he has to share a car with estranged wife Lindsay

Rating: 7.8
2:00pm
Friends
The One with the East German Laundry Detergent
Season 1 Episode 5/24

Ross joins Rachel on her first trip to a launderette, where a machine shortage leads to a tense stand-off. Phoebe and Chandler make a pact to break up with their partners, and Joey tricks a former girlfriend into believing Monica is the new woman in his life
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with the Butt
Season 1 Episode 6/24

Chandler begins a relationship with a married woman, Ross tries to liven up his conservative image and Joey lands a film role with a difference - as a naked body-double for Al Pacino
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
Friends
The One with the Blackout
Season 1 Episode 7/24

A power cut exposes Chandler to temptation by trapping him in a bank's ATM lobby with only a stunning model for company. Ross has a hard time trying to ask Rachel out on a date, and Joey learns something interesting about Monica
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One Where Nana Dies Twice
Season 1 Episode 8/24

The pals gather to pay their last respects at the funeral of Ross and Monica's grandmother, while Chandler is disturbed to discover his colleagues all assume he is gay - and even more shocked to find out who they want to set him up with. Featuring guest appearances by Elliott Gould and Christina Pickles
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 8/16

The guys network their way into some very uncomfortable business conversations, go head to head in a photography presentation, and take part in a time-sensitive challenge
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
4:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 10/16

Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr take to the court to serve up some seriously personal tennis lessons, and then head to the park for a bewildering game

Rating: 5.5
5:00pm
Friends
The One Where Underdog Gets Away
Season 1 Episode 9/24

Joey is rejected by his family and Phoebe is not relishing the thought of spending the holidays with her grandmother and her boyfriend, prompting a mass exodus to Monica's for Thanksgiving dinner. Meanwhile, Ross hears Susan is trying to communicate with his and Carol's unborn child
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with the Monkey
Season 1 Episode 10/24

The gang celebrate New Year's Eve with a party at Monica and Rachel's flat, while Ross tries to alleviate his loneliness by getting a new room-mate - a monkey. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with Mrs Bing
Season 1 Episode 11/24

Chandler's flamboyant mother breezes into town for an appearance on The Jay Leno Show to talk about her career as a writer of erotic fiction - and throws her embarrassed son into a panic by inviting everyone out to dinner. Meanwhile, Monica and Phoebe compete for the attention of a man in a coma. Guest starring Morgan Fairchild and Jay Leno
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with the Dozen Lasagnes
Season 1 Episode 12/24

Monica finds herself with a dozen large lasagnes on her hands, and Rachel ends her relationship with Paolo because he made a pass at Phoebe. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler are shopping for new kitchen furniture when a football table catches their eye
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with the Boobies
Season 1 Episode 13/24

Chandler catches a glimpse of Rachel in the nude - so she promptly demands he bare all to redress the balance. Meanwhile, Joey is disturbed to hear his father is having an affair. With a guest appearance by Brenda Vaccaro (Midnight Cowboy)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with the Candy Hearts
Season 1 Episode 14/24

Ross bumps into his ex-wife, and Chandler meets an old flame during a double date with Joey. Meanwhile, Rachel, Monica and Phoebe have a run-in with some firefighters
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Friends
The One with the Stoned Guy
Season 1 Episode 15/24

Monica applies to become head chef in a fancy restaurant, but the owner proves to be so high on drugs he is unable to appreciate the food she prepares to impress him. Guest starring Melora Hardin (The Office: An American Workplace) and Jon Lovitz
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:30pm
Friends
The One with Two Parts - Part One
Season 1 Episode 16/24

Part one of two. Mishaps and misunderstandings abound as Phoebe's identical twin Ursula pays a visit and nobody can tell them apart. Comedy with Lisa Kudrow, guest starring Helen Hunt
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Film xXx (2002)
Extreme sports star Xander Cage finds himself in trouble when his daredevil exploits land him behind bars. However, he is offered an intriguing escape route, courtesy of National Security Agent Augustus Gibbons - who thinks the adrenaline junkie is the perfect man to bring down a gang of international terrorists in Prague. Action adventure, starring Vin Diesel, Samuel L Jackson, Asia Argento, Marton Csokas and Michael Roof

Rating: 2.8
11:30pm
Bad Education
After School Clubs
Season 3 Episode 2/6

Mitchell announces he is leaving Abbey Grove, but Alfie struggles to attend his leaving party when he realises he is also meant to be at Miss Gulliver's book group
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5
12:05am
Comedy Central at the Comedy Store
Suzi Ruffell at the Comedy Store
Season 5 Episode 5/

With Brennan Reece, Rosie Jones and Lauren Pattison
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.2
12:35am
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 10/16

Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr take to the court to serve up some seriously personal tennis lessons, and then head to the park for a bewildering game
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
1:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
PS I Love You
Season 3 Episode 6/24

The richest girl at school showers Will with gifts, leaving him unable to refuse her advances, but Carlton accuses him of cheapening his affections

Rating: 7.7
1:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Here Comes the Judge
Season 3 Episode 7/24

Uncle Phil's campaign to become a judge is overshadowed by an embarrassing scandal when Will is arrested for $2,000 worth of unpaid parking fines. Will Smith stars

Rating: 7.7
2:00am
South Park
Douche and a Danish
Season 20 Episode 5/10

Gerald unites with the other trolls against Denmark, Cartman and his girlfriend have a plan to reunite the school, and Mr Garrison goes too far at one of his rallies
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
Fort Collins
Season 20 Episode 6/10

Schwaggins is shocked to discover the truth behind Gerald's trolling, Randy has trouble with the member berries, and Cartman fears Heidi will discover his dubious past
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
Oh, Jeez
Season 20 Episode 7/10

Everyone is in shock at the news Mr Garrison has beaten Hillary Clinton, while Cartman gets ever more fearful, and the Member Berries unleash their epically nostalgic secret weapon
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
South Park
Members Only
Season 20 Episode 8/10

Mr Garrison deals with the aftermath of being elected president, Gerald attempts to escape the wrath of being captured by Troll Trace, and Cartman and Heidi prepare to go to Mars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:50am
The Cleveland Show
Here Comes the Bribe
Season 4 Episode 9/23

Donna wants to renew her marriage vows with Cleveland, but decides to sign them up for relationship counselling when he ruins the ceremony. Meanwhile, Junior's refrigerator breaks down, so Rallo refurbishes it as a hotel-style mini-bar to generate extra income from his brother
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
4:15am
Malcolm in the Middle
Company Picnic - Part Two
Season 3 Episode 12/22

Part two of two. The company picnic causes chaos for the family as Malcolm humiliates himself further and Hal cannot face admitting his real identity to his boss. Meanwhile, Francis regrets his bet against the loggers' hockey team and Reese bonds with his scavenger-hunt partner. Guest starring Susan Sarandon
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
4:35am
Malcolm in the Middle
Reese Drives
Season 3 Episode 13/22

Reese's first driving lesson takes a dangerous turn, while Francis haggles his way out of debt. Offbeat comedy, starring Justin Berfield and Christopher Kennedy Masterson
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.3

Wed 22 Aug

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.3