Channel 4 HD Saturday

Wharfe House hosts Pauline Cox and Claire Smith begin a bitter debate, demanding to know why their beds caused such a sleepless night as the payments are finally revealed

The Heffernans begin attending the gym with The Incredible Hulk star Lou Ferrigno and his wife, but Doug makes a secret arrangement that lets him relax instead of working out

Carrie reminisces about why she chose to marry Doug, and Danny falls for Holly

Doug bumps into his high-school football coach, and Arthur loses his senses of sight, hearing and speech. Guest starring Burt Reynolds

Carrie is depressed about celebrating her 35th birthday, so Doug asks builders to wolf whistle at her to boost her ego. American comedy, starring Leah Remini

Ray's Aunt Alda turns up at a family funeral and rekindles a seven-year-old feud with his mother. American comedy, starring Ray Romano and Jean Stapleton

Robert asks Ray and Debra to help with his criminal psychology course by taking IQ tests - but gives them misleading results to gauge their reactions

Debra becomes jealous of a waitress who catches Ray's eye. Although the situation is perfectly innocent, the couple soon blow everything out of all proportion

An unlikely sequence of events culminates in Martin pretending to be gay on Valentine's Day. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and John Mahoney

A temporary call-screener steals the show with her own brand of no-nonsense advice, leaving Frasier feeling insecure. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer

Niles' girlfriend Mel persuades him to compete against Frasier for the honour of becoming cork master at a local wine club

Roz and Frasier attend a conference on behalf of the station, and find themselves with no choice but to share a room

Bart discovers a previously unknown comet - but to the horror of Springfield's residents, it is on a direct collision course with the town

Homer enrols in clown college and begins impersonating Krusty, but trouble looms as the showbiz prankster's underworld creditors come looking for the money he owes them

Homer becomes head of the Stonecutters, a secret society responsible for just about everything that goes wrong in the world. With the guest voice of Patrick Stewart

The competition kicks off at the Harboro Hotel in Melton Mowbray, Leicestershire, During a pie-making class, two B&Bers intrigue everyone with their hospitality inexperience

Father and daughter Shane and Emily host the second visit of the week at The Nest Hotel in Hampshire where an afternoon at an ancient farm descends into mudslinging

B&B novices Simon and Harriet host the third visit of the week at their old-school village pub The Queen's Head Inn in Northamptonshire

At Worlington Hall in Suffolk, married couple Louis and Michael lay on luxurious interiors and take their guests for a 'mill around a mill'

The holiday hosts meet one final time on payment day to clash over cleanliness and spar over sleep scores, before the payments are revealed and we find out who has won

Danni Menzies helps Sandy and Andy find their perfect new home amongst the lakes and mountains of Lazio in Italy

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help two couples search for a new home in Edinburgh, including Rob and Maria, who want out of their noisy rented tenement flat

Kirstie Allsopp catches up with Kathleen and Tom, who appeared on the show back in 2016, to see how far they have come with the renovations to their four-bedroom Newcastle home

Including sport and weather

Lee McKenzie presents action from the battle for grid positions for the seventh round of the season at Circuit de Barcelona-Catalunya in Spain

In Hornsea, new recruit Liam joins an independent lifeboat. Plus, a look at the remains of an ocean giant that were washed up in Burton Constable

A young woman in the Deep South is accused of murder when her suitor is found dead. Drama, starring Daisy Edgar-Jones and David Strathairn

During the Second World War, a lonely German boy discovers that his single mother is hiding a Jewish girl in their attic. Comedy, starring Roman Griffin Davis and Taika Waititi

Jack Howard's short film nominated for the Iris Prize film award in 2025. A young waiter is confronted by a mysterious older woman on a rainy night

Gordon Ramsay heads to Baltimore, Maryland, where Denise Whiting has alienated customers by trademarking the word 'hon', a term of endearment used by the local community

Chauffeur Kabir wants the team to tell the story of his boss, a hard-working financier - but when it turns out there isn't much to say, Sam and the others go in search of scandal

The team come to the rescue of a couple trapped in an underground cave, hoping to make a movie and send it down to them as a way of lifting their spirits

Adam Buxton joins Joe Lycett to assess Prague's wonders. The duo kayak down the River Vltava, sample sausages out of skulls and caviar-laced ice-cream

Three couples from Ashford, Kent compete to throw the best dinner party. Francophiles Stephanie and Ian kick off the competition, before city slickers Louise and Dan have a go

Bart discovers a previously unknown comet - but to the horror of Springfield's residents, it is on a direct collision course with the town

Homer enrols in clown college and begins impersonating Krusty, but trouble looms as the showbiz prankster's underworld creditors come looking for the money he owes them

Homer becomes head of the Stonecutters, a secret society responsible for just about everything that goes wrong in the world. With the guest voice of Patrick Stewart

Deacon snubs his buddies for a new black friend, so Doug swots up on African-American history in an effort to win him back. Kevin James and Victor Williams star

Doug is reluctantly persuaded to take Arthur with him to a basketball game in St Louis - but a delayed flight leaves them stranded in Pittsburgh

Doug annoys a waitress so much that she challenges him to a fight, and Carrie invites Holly on a shopping trip