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Joe, Sal, Murr and Q pose as receptionists, then go fishing for people's luggage at a mall, while this edition's loser has a tough sell on their hands

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q compete selling their toys to focus groups, team up to attach clothes pegs to unsuspecting shoppers, and play a game of touching laser pointer dots

Q, Murr, Sal and Joe share some TMI texts with strangers, then try to sabotage each other at a dating event. Plus, the loser gets a special donation from one of the other guys

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q cruise a food court while sending texts to strangers, then throw caution to the wind

Mandy becomes jealous after Mike spends time with Ryan at a marketing retreat, while Ed attempts to get Chuck and Joe to go to a musical

Mike teaches Kristin about work-life balance as Vanessa and Mandy give Jen a lesson about camping. Meanwhile, Ed asks Kyle how to get into Heaven

A psychotherapist arrives to interview Debra for a book on the American family, but finds the rest of the household far more captivating

The Barones reminisce about more peaceful times in their first apartment and recall why they ended up living across the road from Ray's meddlesome parents

Ray's relatives reluctantly tell him the brutal truth about his performance as a panellist on Roy Firestone's live TV sports show. American comedy, starring Ray Romano

Ray attends classes to learn a range of parenting skills - which he then uses to keep Frank and Marie in line. Ray Romano stars

Janice wheedles a wedding invitation from Chandler and Monica, while Ross discovers something surprising about his doctoral dissertation and its position in the library

Rachel's assistant Tag spends Thanksgiving with the gang, and a puppy smuggled into the flat by Phoebe unnerves Chandler

Rachel gets a dressing-down at work for dating Tag, while Monica tries to buy her neighbours' friendship

Phoebe plans to return to her flat, and Monica is infuriated by Chandler's inability to tip correctly, while Ross dresses as an armadillo to entertain Ben

Monica turns up uninvited at her cousin's wedding. Chandler and Rachel feel guilty for eating a neighbour's cheesecake that was mistakenly delivered to their apartment

Ross and Joey get trapped on the roof while waiting to watch a meteor shower, and Monica's exhaustion leads to trouble with Chandler

Phoebe encounters a suicidal office worker during her first day as a telemarketer, while Ross and Monica are upset to discover their parents intend to sell their childhood home

The pals celebrate Rachel's 30th birthday and reminisce about their own, including Monica's attempt to hide her intoxication from her parents

Joey tells a fellow soap cast member that her character is to be killed off, while Rachel and Phoebe sabotage each other's plans to date an attractive man. With Susan Sarandon

Chandler hears a startling revelation about how his relationship with Monica almost failed to get off the ground in London. Rachel teaches Ben to play pranks on Ross

Joey and Ross date the same girl, while Monica fights tooth and nail with a fellow bride-to-be for a special wedding dress

Joey is nominated for a minor daytime drama award, and Monica realises she will never again feel the thrill of a new romance

Monica is visited by a cousin she has not seen since childhood, whose stunning looks do not go unnoticed by Chandler. Guest starring Denise Richards

Rachel meets an old college friend and wonders whether she should confront her about a boozy incident from their past that took a passionate turn. With Winona Ryder

With the wedding only four weeks away, Chandler struggles to write his vows and turns to Joey and Ross for much-needed help

Monica convinces a reluctant Chandler to travel to Las Vegas to invite his estranged father to their wedding, while Rachel gets into trouble for driving Monica's Porsche

The duo continue their European adventure in Italy, where they paraglide over Lake Garda, go for a ride in a Formula 1 speedboat and visit the home of opera star Andrea Bocelli

The duo embark on the final leg of their European road trip as they explore more of Italy, engaging in gladiatorial combat in Rome and visiting the Amalfi Coast

Guests Craig Revel Horwood, Rick Edwards, David O'Doherty and Ellie Taylor join team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock. Presented by Jimmy Carr

Team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock welcome Christian Jessen, Lorraine Kelly, Sarah Millican and Tom Rosenthal to the panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr

Iain is joined by Asim Chaudhry, Maisie Adam and Kerry Godliman for a roast of the internet's weirdest and worst moments, from cringe-inducing memes to the oddest online trends

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Penn & Teller and Gary Anthony Williams

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guest Keegan-Michael Key

After being attacked by the Canadian media, the Prince of Canada and his wife go on a worldwide privacy tour - and end up in South Park

The Canadian government introduce a new app about Terrance and Phillip, and Stan becomes addicted to the game

Cartman tricks Butters into thinking he is in a virtual reality world, but they are not sure who is actually pulling the pranks

Tony and his team are forced to justify why a new foreshore park seems to have very little park. The staff get caught up in Healthy Heart Week

Sofia Gloss (AKA Jayde Adams): Pussycat Doll Ashley Roberts hosts. Prolific pop princess Sofia Gloss (AKA Jayde Adams) performs her single 'The Serious One'... but she'd rather be dancing.

A stand-up performance in which the comedian gives his take on issues big and small issues, as well as ones that have not happened yet and ones he has invented in his own head

Jordan Klepper recaps Trump and RFK's latest pseudo-scientific bombshells, including paracetamol causing autism, while John Fugelsang discusses MAGA's co-opting of Christianity

Monica convinces a reluctant Chandler to travel to Las Vegas to invite his estranged father to their wedding, while Rachel gets into trouble for driving Monica's Porsche

Part one of two. Chandler's nerves get the better of him on the eve of his wedding. Joey rehearses for a film role, while Phoebe and Rachel make a startling discovery

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore