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Joe, Sal, Murr and Q count down the top nine greatest baseball moments in the show's history and reveal which of them used to be an athlete and who gets stopped by stadium security

Joe, Q, Murr and Sal take part in their very best and worst holiday challenges and punishments

Jess is lacking direction after being fired from her teaching job and agrees to act as a 'shot girl' at a party thrown by Schmidt

Jess encounters a handsome stranger who is waiting to meet a woman he befriended on the internet, so she decides to pretend to be his date. Comedy, starring Zooey Deschanel

Mike's beloved truck is stolen just as he completes his 10-year renovation of it, so the Baxter family and friends gather together for an emotional good-bye

Pilot episode of the American comedy starring Tim Allen as a stay-at-home father looking after his three daughters following his wife's promotion. With Nancy Travis

Ray reluctantly agrees to take Robert out on the town - but makes the mistake of revealing that the evening was not his idea

Ray resumes the piano lessons he gave up 25 years earlier, and begins wondering why he ever stopped in the first place. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

Ray tricks Debra into letting him play golf - but struggles to put a good round together as he contends with a guilty conscience. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

Ray is shocked to discover his parents planned to divorce when he was a child, and only stayed together to help him recover from an accident

Joey tells a fellow soap cast member that her character is to be killed off, while Rachel and Phoebe sabotage each other's plans to date an attractive man. With Susan Sarandon

Chandler hears a startling revelation about how his relationship with Monica almost failed to get off the ground in London. Rachel teaches Ben to play pranks on Ross

Joey and Ross date the same girl, while Monica fights tooth and nail with a fellow bride-to-be for a special wedding dress

Joey is nominated for a minor daytime drama award, and Monica realises she will never again feel the thrill of a new romance

Monica is visited by a cousin she has not seen since childhood, whose stunning looks do not go unnoticed by Chandler. Guest starring Denise Richards

Rachel meets an old college friend and wonders whether she should confront her about a boozy incident from their past that took a passionate turn. With Winona Ryder

With the wedding only four weeks away, Chandler struggles to write his vows and turns to Joey and Ross for much-needed help

Monica convinces a reluctant Chandler to travel to Las Vegas to invite his estranged father to their wedding, while Rachel gets into trouble for driving Monica's Porsche

Part one of two. Chandler's nerves get the better of him on the eve of his wedding. Joey rehearses for a film role, while Phoebe and Rachel make a startling discovery

Part two of two. The gang continues to search for the missing Chandler, who is still suffering premarital jitters. Gary Oldman and Kathleen Turner guest star

Rachel tries to decide what to do next, while Phoebe takes some of the heat off her by claiming she is the one who is pregnant. Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow star

Joey becomes convinced Phoebe is pregnant and proposes to her so she will not have to be a single mother - but Monica quickly tells him the truth

Rachel reveals the identity of the father of her baby, while Chandler and Monica go on their honeymoon, but are constantly upstaged by another couple

Ross and Rachel's attempt to explain how they ended up in bed together descends into an argument about who made the first move

Ross is horrified to learn Rachel is going on a date with a handsome soap star, and Chandler sabotages a workmate's chance of promotion

Phoebe finds herself attracted to twin sister Ursula's fiance at Monica's Halloween party, while Rachel encounters some cruel trick-or-treaters. Guest starring Sean Penn

Stand-up comedy performed in front of a sell-out crowd at London's Hammersmith Apollo, featuring observations on fatherhood, life on the road and the 'man drawer'

After a predictive market app sweeps through the school, Kyle and Cartman clash over a bet about Kyle's mum. Meanwhile, Trump tries to sabotage his and Satan's lovechild

An infestation of head lice plagues the school, and Cartman searches for a way to detect who is infected so he can make fun of them. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

The increasing number of homeless people leads the town's residents to find a creative answer to the problem, while Cartman and the gang try to devise a permanent solution

Cartman pretends to have Tourette's syndrome after meeting a child with the condition, and realises he can get away with saying whatever he wants without any consequences

Randy Marsh finds he has competition when he tries to break a world record after the gang makes him a local hero. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Beavis receives the worst news of his life, then the middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head pay a visit to their old friend Stewart

An eccentric but brilliant private eye goes on the trail of a dolphin, the kidnapped mascot of an American football team. Comedy, starring Jim Carrey, Courteney Cox and Sean Young

Guests Craig Revel Horwood, Rick Edwards, David O'Doherty and Ellie Taylor join team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock. Presented by Jimmy Carr

Team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock welcome Christian Jessen, Lorraine Kelly, Sarah Millican and Tom Rosenthal to the panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr

The American stand-up comedian combines animation, live performance and music to compile sketches on the theme of ability

Jordan Klepper covers Trump's full 180 on Ukraine and Putin, and the conspiracy of the malfunctioning UN escalator. With Sebastian Murphy of Swedish punk band Viagra Boys

Part two of two. The gang continues to search for the missing Chandler, who is still suffering premarital jitters. Gary Oldman and Kathleen Turner guest star

Rachel tells her father she is pregnant, prompting him to confront Ross - who is just snuggling up to new girlfriend Mona

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore