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Joe, Sal, Murr and Q attempt to trick receptionists with ridiculous disguises and try to get approval for e-mails. This week's loser has to act as a dance teacher's assistant

The guys take the remote-controlled chairs for a spin, team up to work at a virtual-reality gaming centre, and attempt to blame strangers for unusual events

Mike attempts to appease a disgruntled policeman by honouring a dead police dog. Comedy, with Michael J Fox

Mike stands in for the mayor on a TV talk show. Comedy, starring Michael J Fox

Mike returns from holiday to discover Ashley has left him. Michael J Fox stars

Mike's new single status makes him a heart-throb, while Stuart gets a shock following a night on the town. Comedy, guest starring Courtney Thorne Smith

Debra cannot understand why Ray keeps turning down her advances - unaware it is all part of his latest plan to get what he wants

Pat asks Robert to keep her cigarette habit a secret - but he later has to come up with an excuse when Amy smells smoke on him

Last-ever episode. Ray has a brush with death while undergoing minor surgery, leaving his family uncertain over whether to tell him what happened

Debra tires of Ray's interfering family, and a white lie has embarrassing consequences. Pilot episode of the comedy, starring Ray Romano

Rachel struggles to deal with Ross's new relationship and turns to Paolo for comfort, while Chandler has a bad experience with Joey's tailor

Monica goes shopping with Julie and tries to keep it a secret from Rachel. Phoebe manages to unwittingly disgust everyone, while Joey competes with a fellow cologne salesman

The gang's strange neighbour Mr Heckles dies, bequeathing all his possessions to Rachel and Monica. Meanwhile, Ross and Phoebe have a disagreement about evolution

Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a Green Card

Joey, Rachel and Phoebe admit they cannot afford to join in with Ross's birthday celebrations, and Chandler dates a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistake

Monica inadvertently poisons Ross, and Rachel tries to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk. Guest starring Chrissie Hynde

Rachel gets drunk and tells Ross she no longer craves his affection - throwing his mind into turmoil, as he had no idea she loved him in the first place

Ross is unsure whether to romance Rachel, so he draws up a list of her good and bad points - but she accidentally sees the offending document

Phoebe learns the truth about her father, while a malfunctioning radiator makes Monica's Christmas celebrations steamier than anticipated

Rachel meets a man who bears an uncanny resemblance to Ross, while Joey discovers he will have to pass an intimate audition on the casting couch to get a part in a daytime soap

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding, and Rachel is stunned to learn her parents are getting a divorce

Part one of two. Phoebe falls in love, Ross tries to track down Marcel at San Diego Zoo, and Joey dates a crazed fan. Brooke Shields and Chris Isaak guest star

Part two of two. Rachel lands a date with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank. Guest starring Julia Roberts

Rachel insists she has no time for Ross, until an old prom video helps her see him in a different light. Meanwhile, Joey gives Chandler an unwanted gift

Ross and Rachel consummate their relationship, and it seems romance is also on the horizon for Monica - with a man old enough to be her father. With guest star Tom Selleck

Monica's parents discover she is dating their middle-aged friend, and an argument with Chandler prompts Joey to move out of the flat. Guest starring Tom Selleck and Elliott Gould

A man who has never had sex is set up on a series of dates, only to fall for a woman who does not want a physical relationship. Comedy, starring Steve Carell and Catherine Keener

A performance by the stand-up comedian recorded at the culmination of his 2008 UK and Ireland tour at London's Hammersmith Apollo, in front of more than 3,000 fans

Maisie Adam and Phil Wang joins host Rosie Jones and team captains Katherine Ryan and Judi Love for the show all about judgement and first impressions

Kojey Radical talks through the history of the Great Star of Africa diamond. Michael Dapaah shares the story of Dr George Franklin Grant, inventor of the golf tee

Sophie Duker tells the story of Dr Joycelyn Elders, the first black surgeon general in the US, and Darkwah talks about godfather of vogeuing Willi Ninja

Randy is talked into purchasing a luxurious Japanese toilet and is unable to stop bragging about it, while Stan has to deal with the fall-out

Clyde introduces Stan to Chat GPT and it is not long before he is using it to write essays, much to the annoyance of Cartman, but the school calls in an expert to deal with it

Crystal Rasmussen and Candy Warhol help comedian Stephen Bailey learn to love his body

A stand-up performance by the comedian, in which she talks about moved back to her home island of Anglesey and learning Welsh

Chandler begins to have doubts about new flatmate Eddie - just as Joey starts house-hunting. Meanwhile, the girls try to get in touch with their inner selves

Monica's boyfriend makes a good impression on Chandler and Joey. Phoebe gets a shock and Rachel begins to resent Ross planning their future

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