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Joe, Sal, Murr and Q pose as receptionists, then go fishing for people's luggage at a mall, while this edition's loser has a tough sell on their hands

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q compete selling their toys to focus groups, team up to attach clothes pegs to unsuspecting shoppers, and play a game of touching laser pointer dots

Mike clashes with a newly arrived hard-nosed member of staff. Political comedy, starring Michael J Fox

Mike agrees to pose as Carter's new man _ and sure enough, it isn't long before he finds himself caught up in a love triangle

Mike pulls out all the stops to massage the Mayor's ego on his 50th birthday. Guest starring David Letterman and Patrick Ewing

A major snowstorm whips up chaos in City Hall, Paul hurls insults on live radio and there is a nudist on the loose in the corridors of power. Michael J Fox stars

Debra sees newlywed friends making a public display of affection, and wonders why Raymond has trouble saying he loves her

Ray's Aunt Alda turns up at a family funeral and rekindles a seven-year-old feud with his mother. American comedy, starring Ray Romano and Jean Stapleton

Robert asks Ray and Debra to help with his criminal psychology course by taking IQ tests - but gives them misleading results to gauge their reactions

Debra becomes jealous of a waitress who catches Ray's eye. Although the situation is perfectly innocent, the couple soon blow everything out of all proportion

Phoebe learns the truth about her father, while a malfunctioning radiator makes Monica's Christmas celebrations steamier than anticipated

Rachel meets a man who bears an uncanny resemblance to Ross, while Joey discovers he will have to pass an intimate audition on the casting couch to get a part in a daytime soap

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding, and Rachel is stunned to learn her parents are getting a divorce

Part one of two. Phoebe falls in love, Ross tries to track down Marcel at San Diego Zoo, and Joey dates a crazed fan. Brooke Shields and Chris Isaak guest star

Part two of two. Rachel lands a date with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank. Guest starring Julia Roberts

Rachel insists she has no time for Ross, until an old prom video helps her see him in a different light. Meanwhile, Joey gives Chandler an unwanted gift

Ross and Rachel consummate their relationship, and it seems romance is also on the horizon for Monica - with a man old enough to be her father. With guest star Tom Selleck

Monica's parents discover she is dating their middle-aged friend, and an argument with Chandler prompts Joey to move out of the flat. Guest starring Tom Selleck and Elliott Gould

Rachel begins to feel smothered by Ross's constant attention, Phoebe makes a video for her song Smellycat, and Chandler's new flatmate Eddie causes problems

Joey makes unfortunate comments in an interview, jeopardising his role as Dr Ramoray, and Chandler's flatmate Eddie becomes increasingly annoying. Guest starring Tom Selleck

Chandler begins to have doubts about new flatmate Eddie - just as Joey starts house-hunting. Meanwhile, the girls try to get in touch with their inner selves

Monica's boyfriend makes a good impression on Chandler and Joey. Phoebe gets a shock and Rachel begins to resent Ross planning their future

Chandler and Ross face two bullies at Central Perk, while Monica decides to have a flutter on the stock market. Comedy, guest starring Giovanni Ribisi

Rachel's birthday party is enlivened by two people she did not count on turning up - her parents. Comedy, guest starring Marlo Thomas and Ron Leibman

Phoebe catches chickenpox just as her seafaring boyfriend returns home, while Joey gets a job at Chandler's company. Guest starring Charlie Sheen

The subject of children proves a thorny one for Monica and Richard and Rachel attends her former fiance's wedding

The actor and his son hit the road again, but this time are staying closer to home and heading for Europe as they travel from Essex to Italy's Amalfi coast

The duo continue their European adventure in Germany and head to Frankfurt, where Brad is pushed to the edge - literally - as he attempts to abseil down the side of a building

Extended version of the irreverent panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr, with Josh Widdicombe, Reginald D Hunter and Gemma Collins joining team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson

GK Barry, Jamali Maddix and Jimmmy pass judgement on people including a woman who lied about her age to a partner and a mother who took extreme measures over her daughter's mess

A 2013 performance at London's Hammersmith Apollo by the deadpan comedian in which he tackles life's petty annoyances and everyday frustrations

Matt Parker and Trey Stone are joined by Primus and Ween to perform classic songs from their animated comedy in a concert at Red Rocks amphitheatre in Colorado

Cartman gets a job working with Butters, but is soon dreaming of starting his own business with Kenny selling hotdogs, they just need to find the funds

The comedian pokes fun at his life as a person with a disabilty and coping with fame and fortune since his memorable victory in Britain's Got Talent

Chandler and Ross face two bullies at Central Perk, while Monica decides to have a flutter on the stock market. Comedy, guest starring Giovanni Ribisi

Rachel's birthday party is enlivened by two people she did not count on turning up - her parents. Comedy, guest starring Marlo Thomas and Ron Leibman

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