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Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q pose as car parts salesmen, then head to the mall where they try to reel in unsuspecting shoppers

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q get a tutorial on how to use PowerPoint at a library, and play a four-way game of hot potato with stranger's shoes

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q pose as hospital receptionists, doing and saying whatever the other guys tell them, and then try to convince strangers to not use a particular restroom

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q play 'do and say whatever you're told' while posing as nurses at a hospital, and then go grocery shopping with their fake wives

Paul convinces his mum he's dating Caitlin, so she won't be upset to discover Claudia has left him. Raquel Welch stars

Caitlin and Charlie fight for the attentions of a new friend. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen

Ray is sneezed upon at the airport and convinces himself he has caught something serious, so the long-suffering Debra is lumbered with looking after him. Ray Romano stars

Ray becomes the butt of embarrassing jibes for failing to consider Debra's feelings, and vows to be more attentive in future

Ray gets the chance to cover the Super Bowl for his newspaper - but feels guilty about not asking Debra to accompany him. Ray Romano stars

Ray is horrified to learn that his mother used to read the diary he kept as a teenager, which contained his most personal thoughts. Ray Romano stars

Part two of two. Rachel and Monica fall out over two doctors, played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney, while Ross muses with his father on impending parenthood

Rachel and Monica suffer a humiliating defeat while playing poker with Chandler and Joey, and demand a rematch. Rachel decides to look for a new job

Rachel loses Ross's pet monkey, prompting the gang to form a search party to find it. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer

Chandler is distressed at being ignored by the woman he is dating, while Rachel and her former fiance get back together. Guest starring Jennifer Grey

Ross's pet monkey reaches puberty and drives everyone crazy with its uncontrollable antics, while Monica searches for the thief who stole her credit card

Chandler finds his workmates treat him differently since his promotion. Monica dates a high-school senior, and Ross's ex-wife goes into labour

Carol finally gives birth, but Ross and Susan nearly miss out on the big event thanks to Phoebe, who locks them in a cupboard to stop them bickering

Chandler lets slip about Ross's feelings for Rachel while the palaeontologist is on a trip to China, giving her time to decide what to do about the revelation

Rachel struggles to deal with Ross's new relationship and turns to Paolo for comfort, while Chandler has a bad experience with Joey's tailor

Monica goes shopping with Julie and tries to keep it a secret from Rachel. Phoebe manages to unwittingly disgust everyone, while Joey competes with a fellow cologne salesman

The gang's strange neighbour Mr Heckles dies, bequeathing all his possessions to Rachel and Monica. Meanwhile, Ross and Phoebe have a disagreement about evolution

Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a Green Card

Joey, Rachel and Phoebe admit they cannot afford to join in with Ross's birthday celebrations, and Chandler dates a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistake

Monica inadvertently poisons Ross, and Rachel tries to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk. Guest starring Chrissie Hynde

Rachel gets drunk and tells Ross she no longer craves his affection - throwing his mind into turmoil, as he had no idea she loved him in the first place

Ross is unsure whether to romance Rachel, so he draws up a list of her good and bad points - but she accidentally sees the offending document

Bradley Walsh is rudely awakened in The Midnight Gameshow, Katherine Ryan hands over her phone for Send to All and Beverley Knight provides the music

Extended version of the comedy quiz. Hannibal Buress, Sam Buttery, Stephen Mangan and Katherine Ryan join captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock on the comedy quiz. Jimmy Carr hosts

Rosie Jones hosts the game show all about judgement and first impressions, with Asim Chaudhry and Lou Sanders joining captains Katherine Ryan and Judi Love

Grace Byers goes a date in a Wizard of Oz-obsessed restaurant and Brad welcomes bizarre characters in Party Quirks, including Wayne's melting robots

Games include Scenes from a Hat, where the performers reveal the world's worst battle cry, unlikely news reports and documentaries no one would watch

The boys try to develop attention deficit disorder, convinced it will qualify them for privileged treatment and free trips to rock gigs

Quintuplets move into the town, and Cartman soon forms a strange attachment to one of them

Kyle needs a kidney transplant, but the only suitable donor is Cartman - who puts a price of $10million on the organ

Chef kicks off a protest about the town's flag, a matter that threatens to engulf all of South Park's residents - including the children

Harry Hill joins Rosie to try a number of techniques to help single men to find true love, putting them through their paces with a lie-detector test and blind dating

Bradley Walsh is rudely awakened in The Midnight Gameshow, Katherine Ryan hands over her phone for Send to All and Beverley Knight provides the music

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Rachel starts taking cigarette breaks to ingratiate herself with new boss Kim, and Joey competes with Ross's son for a role in a TV commercial

Joey tells everyone about his upcoming TV appearance, little anticipating the surprise awaiting him, and Ross flirts with a pizza-delivery woman

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