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Bradley Walsh is rudely awakened in The Midnight Gameshow, Katherine Ryan hands over her phone for Send to All and Beverley Knight provides the music

The guys read their fake daughter's diary pages, and give normal presentations while being told what to do and say. The punishment involves insulting the tattoos of people at a gym

The guys dress up to try to fool receptionists, and persuade strangers to give up their gift cards. The punishment is to find and eat various hard-boiled eggs in a meeting

Charlie finds himself in trouble when he beats the mayor at racquetball. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen

With Mike in Zimbabwe, Paul takes it upon himself to teach Caitlin about celibacy. Comedy, starring Heather Locklear

Ray and Debra are shocked to realise they have virtually nothing to talk about except the kids, and resolve to take more of an interest in each other's hobbies

Ray is disturbed to learn Michael and Geoffrey are playing fairies in the school play, especially as they chose the roles themselves

Stefania, the woman Robert fell head over heels in love with during his holiday in Italy, turns up out of the blue with her father

Ray buys a new vacuum cleaner that is intended to make housework easier for the family, but instead causes friction between Marie and Debra

Rachel struggles to deal with Ross's new relationship and turns to Paolo for comfort, while Chandler has a bad experience with Joey's tailor

Monica goes shopping with Julie and tries to keep it a secret from Rachel. Phoebe manages to unwittingly disgust everyone, while Joey competes with a fellow cologne salesman

The gang's strange neighbour Mr Heckles dies, bequeathing all his possessions to Rachel and Monica. Meanwhile, Ross and Phoebe have a disagreement about evolution

Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a Green Card

Joey, Rachel and Phoebe admit they cannot afford to join in with Ross's birthday celebrations, and Chandler dates a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistake

Monica inadvertently poisons Ross, and Rachel tries to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk. Guest starring Chrissie Hynde

Rachel gets drunk and tells Ross she no longer craves his affection - throwing his mind into turmoil, as he had no idea she loved him in the first place

Ross is unsure whether to romance Rachel, so he draws up a list of her good and bad points - but she accidentally sees the offending document

Phoebe learns the truth about her father, while a malfunctioning radiator makes Monica's Christmas celebrations steamier than anticipated

Rachel meets a man who bears an uncanny resemblance to Ross, while Joey discovers he will have to pass an intimate audition on the casting couch to get a part in a daytime soap

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding, and Rachel is stunned to learn her parents are getting a divorce

Part one of two. Phoebe falls in love, Ross tries to track down Marcel at San Diego Zoo, and Joey dates a crazed fan. Brooke Shields and Chris Isaak guest star

Part two of two. Rachel lands a date with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank. Guest starring Julia Roberts

Rachel insists she has no time for Ross, until an old prom video helps her see him in a different light. Meanwhile, Joey gives Chandler an unwanted gift

Ross and Rachel consummate their relationship, and it seems romance is also on the horizon for Monica - with a man old enough to be her father. With guest star Tom Selleck

Monica's parents discover she is dating their middle-aged friend, and an argument with Chandler prompts Joey to move out of the flat. Guest starring Tom Selleck and Elliott Gould

A dim-witted but fearless trucker battles a ghostly sorcerer to rescue a friend's fiancee in San Francisco's Chinatown. Comedy fantasy adventure, with Kurt Russell and Kim Cattrall

GK Barry and Jamali Maddix pass judgement on a controversial psychic, someone who ended a friendship over ketchup, and some wild revenge against an ex

A special episode featuring games, moments and outtakes from the improvisation show, including guest appearances from Keegan-Michael Key and Candice Accola

Special episode featuring a compilation of unaired scenes, as well as memorable moments from previous shows, including a parody of Shark Tank

The kids start up their own boy band, but Stan lets the others down by failing to turn up for their first gig

Part one of two. Father Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to take Holy Communion, while Saddam Hussein returns to the underworld

Part two of two. Satan faces a tough choice between his new boyfriend and former partner Saddam, while Cartman assumes the role of an evangelical leader

The gang's new teacher does not compare well to Mr Garrison, so they use Timmy's wheelchair to build a time machine and return to a happier year

Rosie Jones reveals how the route to happiness is for people to stop comparing themselves to other people - or even to fish

Thanyia Moore reveals how to ask for more, celebrate success and never let anyone hold you back when you're trying to be you

A stand-up performance by the comedian and actor, who talks about his boyish looks, his Jewish girlfriend, his favourite TV shows, Ice-T and a homeless person he met in New York

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

The guys enjoy a ride in a police car, until the mood is broken by the sound of a gunshot. Meanwhile, Rachel accidentally overhears a telephone message meant for Ross

Phoebe asks Chandler to help her convince Gary that it is too soon for them to live together. Guest starring Michael Rapaport

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