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Caroline prepares dinner for a friend, but her plans go to waste when he finds himself stuck in Brussels. Joe McGann stars

An old friend visits Caroline and finds Charlie attractive. Comedy, starring Diana Weston and Joe McGann

Debra and Ray are taken aback to realise they are much nicer to strangers than to each other, and resolve to show a little more mutual consideration in future

Robert begins taking Debra out dancing, but Ray feels they are becoming too close and schemes to break up their partnership

Robert and Amy move into Ray's basement, but Marie dashes their hopes of getting some privacy. Comedy, starring Ray Romano, Brad Garrett and Monica Horan

Debra and Ray reminisce about how they met, recalling incidents such as Marie's first encounter with her future daughter-in-law. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

Hilda and Zelda discover pirates in the attic, but are powerless to help them as their magic has gone in for its 25-year service. Guest appearance by N'Sync

Sabrina does a Valentine's Day good deed to avoid being banished to the Other Realm, while Hilda and Zelda devise a novel way of resolving their jealousy over Mr Kraft

Sabrina is given three wishes and unwisely uses one of them to grant Salem's desire to be human again for a day

Sabrina flexes her creative muscles by writing a James Bond parody, using her friends and foes as character models

Pregnant Rachel considers moving out, prompting Ross to tell her about a vacancy in his building, and Joey creates a nursery in an effort to make her stay. With Sean Penn

Rachel tells her father she is pregnant, prompting him to confront Ross - who is just snuggling up to new girlfriend Mona

The gang celebrates Thanksgiving and Monica invites old school friend Will, the only student who was fatter than her - unaware of his animosity toward Rachel. With Brad Pitt

Phoebe discovers Ben goes to school with Sting's son, and Monica spends a fortune on a new pair of boots, only to find they hurt her feet. Guest starring Trudie Styler

Chandler's newly divorced boss takes him to a strip club, convinced he and Monica are having problems. Ross gives Mona the key to his apartment and Rachel propositions Joey

Rachel hits the town with Joey to coach him for a big date the following night, but the pair are so compatible they begin to see each other in a new light

Joey agonises over his feelings for Rachel, but Monica mistakenly believes he is infatuated with Phoebe. Chandler discovers the pleasures of a scented bath

A concerned Joey takes Rachel to the hospital and realises his romantic feelings for her could be excluding Ross from the joys of fatherhood

Monica prepares a Valentine's Day surprise for Chandler, while Ross has difficulty telling girlfriend Mona that Rachel has moved in

Ross has difficulty coming to terms with Joey's revelation, but eventually persuades him to tell Rachel how he feels about her, regardless of the consequences

Ross tries to recover his favourite pink shirt from former girlfriend Mona's apartment, and Rachel tries to repair her friendship with Joey by telling him a big lie

Monica is upstaged by Ross while giving the toast at their parents' 35th wedding anniversary party, and Phoebe's boyfriend drives the gang crazy with his enthusiasm

Joey is interviewed by a TV magazine - but insists all his friends come along, hoping they will stop him making a fool of himself

Rachel panics at the thought of caring for her baby and reluctantly agrees to her mother moving in - much to Ross's annoyance

Phoebe holds a coaching session for a nervous Chandler before a job interview. Monica is stung by criticism from a restaurant reviewer, and Ross unwittingly makes Rachel jealous

Phoebe and Monica bet on when Rachel's baby will arrive, while Chandler falls asleep at the premiere of Joey's new film

Nile Rodgers and Chic surprise members of the audience, Jonathan Ross hands over his phone for Send to All, and Chris and Rosie Ramsey are rudely awakened for a Midnight Gameshow

Claudia Winkleman, Kate Humble, David O'Doherty and Nick Helm join regular team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock on an extended edition of the show, hosted by Jimmy Carr

Extended version of the panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr, with Micky Flanagan, Hari Kondabolu, Tess Daly and Krishnan Guru-Murthy joining captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson

Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Jeff Davis, with veteran star guest Chip Esten also dropping by

Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Jeff Davis and star guest Darren Criss (Glee)

Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Greg Proops and star guest Michael Weatherly (Dark Angel, NCIS)

Kenny decides that taking his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert might earn him some affection, but his dreams are crushed when purity rings are handed out at the event

Cartman takes it upon himself to keep order in South Park, becoming the town's sole vigilante until a rival superhero known as Mysterion challenges him

The town struggles to cope with the economic downturn, prompting Kyle to pay off everyone's debts with his credit card

Nile Rodgers and Chic surprise members of the audience, Jonathan Ross hands over his phone for Send to All, and Chris and Rosie Ramsey are rudely awakened for a Midnight Gameshow

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

The girls spend a night indoors spying on a good-looking neighbour with White House connections, while Joey and Chandler take Ross to a ice hockey game to keep his mind busy

Phoebe and Chandler decide to break up with their partners, while Ross joins Rachel on her first trip to a launderette - where a machine shortage leads to a tense stand-off

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