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Nile Rodgers and Chic surprise members of the audience, Jonathan Ross hands over his phone for Send to All, and Chris and Rosie Ramsey are rudely awakened for a Midnight Gameshow

Frank shows an uncharacteristic interest in Ray's work, but proves to have an ulterior motive. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Peter Boyle

Debra and Ray make their wills, but struggle to pick guardians for the children. They finally manage to decide - but not everyone is happy. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

Debra is upset by her hippie sister's decision to become a nun, and resolves to prove her new-found faith is just a phase. Comedy, starring Patricia Heaton

Debra upsets Ray by comparing him to his irritating cousin Gerard, so he sets out to seek reassurance from his family. Comedy, starring Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton and Fred Stoller

Sabrina accidentally offends her grumpy Aunt Dorma, who retaliates by filling the house with magic poppies fatal to Spellmans

Sabrina's bashful pen pal turns out to be hiding a secret life of crime in the Other World. Comedy, starring Melissa Joan Hart

Hilda finds a new vocation as a stand-up comic and Sabrina's life becomes the subject of a reality TV show. Melissa Joan Hart stars

Sabrina makes the mistake of accepting help from an outsider and finds herself banished to the Other Realm's Wild West badlands

Monica prepares a Valentine's Day surprise for Chandler, while Ross has difficulty telling girlfriend Mona that Rachel has moved in

Ross has difficulty coming to terms with Joey's revelation, but eventually persuades him to tell Rachel how he feels about her, regardless of the consequences

Ross tries to recover his favourite pink shirt from former girlfriend Mona's apartment, and Rachel tries to repair her friendship with Joey by telling him a big lie

Monica is upstaged by Ross while giving the toast at their parents' 35th wedding anniversary party, and Phoebe's boyfriend drives the gang crazy with his enthusiasm

Joey is interviewed by a TV magazine - but insists all his friends come along, hoping they will stop him making a fool of himself

Rachel panics at the thought of caring for her baby and reluctantly agrees to her mother moving in - much to Ross's annoyance

Phoebe holds a coaching session for a nervous Chandler before a job interview. Monica is stung by criticism from a restaurant reviewer, and Ross unwittingly makes Rachel jealous

Phoebe and Monica bet on when Rachel's baby will arrive, while Chandler falls asleep at the premiere of Joey's new film

Part one of two. As Rachel goes into labour, Chandler and Monica are inspired to find a private hospital room, and Phoebe meets a handsome patient

Part two of two. After 21 hours in labour, Rachel gives birth - but Joey finds Ross's engagement ring and accidently proposes to the new mother

Joey tries to tell Rachel that he did not really propose, but cannot get a moment alone with her, while Monica and Chandler continue trying for a baby

Chandler falls asleep in a meeting - with disastrous consequences - and Rachel searches for a solution to baby Emma's non-stop crying

Monica accepts a job offer from a renowned Manhattan restaurant. Phoebe and Joey agree to find dates for each other and Rachel's paediatrician drops her from his roster of clients

Phoebe's fear that she is about to lose her boyfriend is compounded by Ross's foolish comments, and Monica makes a startling discovery about Chandler while visiting him in Tulsa

The pals look forward to Phoebe's birthday meal, but Chandler and Monica argue just before setting off and Ross locks Emma inside the flat

Ross mocks Rachel's decision to hire a sensitive male nanny (guest star Freddie Prinze Jr), while Phoebe's love life is complicated by the return of a former boyfriend

Three men trying to start their own business are swindled by an investor, so respond by kidnapping his son. Comedy, starring Jason Bateman, Jason Sudeikis and Charlie Day

Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Gary Anthony Williams and an impressive star guest - sumo star Byamba

Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Jeff Davis and star guest Nolan Gould (Modern Family)

The boys find themselves victims of an April Fool's Day joke. Butters is down, Cartman is infuriated and the rest of the friends are frightened it will happen again

Cartman and Jimmy come up with the funniest joke of all time, but end up in danger when rapper Kanye West fails to understand the punchline

After Randy helps Stan cheat in a pinewood derby race, and an alien gangster's visit to South Park proves financially beneficial for the residents

Cartman heads to Somalia, accompanied by Butters and a small group of recruits, to fulfil his dream of becoming a pirate

The London-born comedian and actor in a stand-up performance, quickly flitting from one story to another as he effortlessly extracts the humour from every situation

The pub landlord merrily muses over a range of topics at the London venue, including the global financial crisis and his one-man crusade to fix Broken Britain.

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Chandler begins a relationship with a married woman, and Joey lands a film role with a difference - as a naked body-double for Al Pacino

A power cut leaves Chandler trapped in a bank's ATM lobby with a stunning model. Ross tries to ask Rachel out on a date, and Joey learns something about Monica

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