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Tom becomes dispirited when a girl he is infatuated with develops a crush on Charlie, so demands his mother dismissthe housekeeper. Comedy, starring Joe McGann

Charlie and Caroline celebrate his first anniversary as her housekeeper with a meal for two. However, during the course of the evening he becomes violently ill

Frank catches a football at a college game and refuses to give it back. He tries instead to auction it over the radio for $10,000 - much to Ray's horror

Marie receives a letter in which a relative boasts about how well her children are doing, and responds by concocting a fictitious catalogue of her own family's achievements

Debra grudgingly agrees to let Ray have more involvement in the daily decision-making process, giving him the freedom to buy grocery items he likes

Debra, Ray and Amy find themselves trapped at Frank and Marie's house during a snowstorm

When Sabrina realises she has been turning down guys left and right since her breakup with Harvey, she casts a spell ensuring that she will say 'yes' every time she is asked out

Sabrina's evil twin sneaks into the mortal realm and tries to ruin her friendships with her friends and family

Sabrina and Roxie are teamed together to write a story in an effort to land a sought-after spot on the school newspaper

When Sabrina tries to pull Miles away from his latest conspiracy theory and into some semblance of a social life, she unknowingly pushes him right into the hands of a cult

Part two of two. Rachel and Monica fall out over two doctors, played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney, while Ross muses with his father on impending parenthood

Rachel and Monica suffer a humiliating defeat while playing poker with Chandler and Joey, and demand a rematch. Rachel decides to look for a new job

Rachel loses Ross's pet monkey, prompting the gang to form a search party to find it. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer

Chandler is distressed at being ignored by the woman he is dating, while Rachel and her former fiance get back together. Guest starring Jennifer Grey

Ross's pet monkey reaches puberty and drives everyone crazy with its uncontrollable antics, while Monica searches for the thief who stole her credit card

Chandler finds his workmates treat him differently since his promotion. Monica dates a high-school senior, and Ross's ex-wife goes into labour

Carol finally gives birth, but Ross and Susan nearly miss out on the big event thanks to Phoebe, who locks them in a cupboard to stop them bickering

Chandler lets slip about Ross's feelings for Rachel while the palaeontologist is on a trip to China, giving her time to decide what to do about the revelation

Rachel struggles to deal with Ross's new relationship and turns to Paolo for comfort, while Chandler has a bad experience with Joey's tailor

Monica goes shopping with Julie and tries to keep it a secret from Rachel. Phoebe manages to unwittingly disgust everyone, while Joey competes with a fellow cologne salesman

The gang's strange neighbour Mr Heckles dies, bequeathing all his possessions to Rachel and Monica. Meanwhile, Ross and Phoebe have a disagreement about evolution

Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a Green Card

Joey, Rachel and Phoebe admit they cannot afford to join in with Ross's birthday celebrations, and Chandler dates a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistake

Monica inadvertently poisons Ross, and Rachel tries to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk. Guest starring Chrissie Hynde

Rachel gets drunk and tells Ross she no longer craves his affection - throwing his mind into turmoil, as he had no idea she loved him in the first place

Ross is unsure whether to romance Rachel, so he draws up a list of her good and bad points - but she accidentally sees the offending document

A zealous policeman is relocated to a sleepy country village, where a series of grisly so-called accidents arouses his suspicions. Action comedy, starring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost

Irreverent panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr, in which two teams answer questions based on opinion polls to see who best understands what is going on in Britain today

The first of a two-part compilation of highlights from the panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr, with teams captained by Jon Richardson and Sean Lock

E-bikes arrive and the boys take over the streets and their parents can hardly recognise the town. Return of Trey Parker and Matt Stone's satirical animation

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guest Jonathan Mangum

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Padma Lakshmi and Heather Anne Campbell

The New Jersey state line begins to creep toward South Park, with Randy and the boys preparing to stand against the onslaught

Stan is given a glimpse of what life was like for Mr Mackey as a 4th grade pupil when the pair bond over their shared hoarding problems

The 'Coon - Cartman's vigilante alter-ego - prepares to lead his team of heroes in finding a solution to the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, but another crime-fighter beats them to it

Ventriloquist and comedian Jeff Dunham introduces viewers to his favourite dummies - Mitch the Super Hero, Peanut, Jose Jalapeno (on a stick) and Walter

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Rachel forces Ross to annul their marriage, and Phoebe tries her best to look after the triplets. American comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston

Joey and Chandler celebrate their last night as flatmates while Monica frantically tries to arrange Rachel's packing. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry

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