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Charlie seems distracted, and Caroline discovers it has something to do with memories of his father. Christmas edition of the comedy from 1990, starring Joe McGann and Diana Weston

Caroline is interviewed at home by renown local television reporter Becky Barnes. Comedy, starring Diana Weston, with Jill Benedict

Ray and Debra amuse the guests at a party by doing a wickedly accurate impersonation of Frank and Marie - who are not amused and respond in kind

Debra shows Ray some of her keepsakes from previous relationships, prompting a severe case of jealousy on his part

Ray steels himself for the delicate matter of telling Ally where babies come from - only to learn she is more interested in discussing the meaning of life itself. Ray Romano stars

Debra runs for school president, but Ray decides to vote against her to avoid looking after the twins during all the meetings she would have to attend. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

Tired of hiding her true identity when dating normal guys, Sabrina agrees to be fixed up by Zelda with a handsome and charming witch Derek

Sabrina is distraught when she receives her first-ever 'C' on a class assignment and turns to Zelda for counselling

Sabrina opts to spend a picture-perfect Christmas with Morgan and her family rather than endure the annual insanity with Hilda and Zelda. Melissa Joan Hart stars

Sabrina tries to give Josh a little confidence-booster in his new passion to be a photographer, but her simple spell to help him make his first sale leads to his getting a big head

Rachel struggles to deal with Ross's new relationship and turns to Paolo for comfort, while Chandler has a bad experience with Joey's tailor

Monica goes shopping with Julie and tries to keep it a secret from Rachel. Phoebe manages to unwittingly disgust everyone, while Joey competes with a fellow cologne salesman

The gang's strange neighbour Mr Heckles dies, bequeathing all his possessions to Rachel and Monica. Meanwhile, Ross and Phoebe have a disagreement about evolution

Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a Green Card

Joey, Rachel and Phoebe admit they cannot afford to join in with Ross's birthday celebrations, and Chandler dates a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistake

Monica inadvertently poisons Ross, and Rachel tries to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk. Guest starring Chrissie Hynde

Rachel gets drunk and tells Ross she no longer craves his affection - throwing his mind into turmoil, as he had no idea she loved him in the first place

Ross is unsure whether to romance Rachel, so he draws up a list of her good and bad points - but she accidentally sees the offending document

Phoebe learns the truth about her father, while a malfunctioning radiator makes Monica's Christmas celebrations steamier than anticipated

Rachel meets a man who bears an uncanny resemblance to Ross, while Joey discovers he will have to pass an intimate audition on the casting couch to get a part in a daytime soap

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding, and Rachel is stunned to learn her parents are getting a divorce

Part one of two. Phoebe falls in love, Ross tries to track down Marcel at San Diego Zoo, and Joey dates a crazed fan. Brooke Shields and Chris Isaak guest star

Part two of two. Rachel lands a date with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank. Guest starring Julia Roberts

Rachel insists she has no time for Ross, until an old prom video helps her see him in a different light. Meanwhile, Joey gives Chandler an unwanted gift

Ross and Rachel consummate their relationship, and it seems romance is also on the horizon for Monica - with a man old enough to be her father. With guest star Tom Selleck

Monica's parents discover she is dating their middle-aged friend, and an argument with Chandler prompts Joey to move out of the flat. Guest starring Tom Selleck and Elliott Gould

The energetic stand-up star rails against the annoyances of modern life in a performance recorded at the National Indoor Arena in Birmingham in 2014

The friends go on a school trip to a recorder concert in Mr Garrison's home town in Arkansas, where they try to discover the 'brown noise'

Cartman speculates about the perpetrator of the September 11 attacks, believing he knows who committed the attacks

Tina begins a romance with a ghost believed to be living in the Belchers' basement

Randy Marsh finds he has competition when he tries to break a world record after the gang makes him a local hero. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Cartman launches a campaign against Student Body President Wendy Testaburger when he takes over the morning school announcements

The boys try to write the most offensive book ever - but when Stan's mum finds it, they pin the blame on Butters. However, their hapless friend is then hailed as a literary genius

Stories about the students of South Park Elementary begin to appear on a gossip website, and the boys discover everyone has fallen victim to an elusive hacker

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Greg Proops are joined by guests Jeff Davis and Darren Criss

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guest Gary Anthony Williams

Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Jeff Davis, with veteran star guest Chip Esten also dropping by

Sketches highlighting the worst aspects of the modern world, focusing on the problem of being the third wheel when a friend starts going out with someone else

A stand-up performance by the comedian at Wembley Arena, where he entertained a sell-out crowd in 2009 with a routine centred on his take on life

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Phoebe causes a stir at Rachel's workplace, Joey decides to get in touch with his feminine side, and Ross prepares for a date. Guest starring Elle Macpherson

Monica's parents arrive for Thanksgiving, leading to trouble for Chandler, who discovers they do not like him because they think he uses drugs

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