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Tim visits a friend at an army base, but Jill insists on accompanying him - much to his annoyance. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Jill suggests Tim should have a vasectomy as a permanent solution to keep from having any more children. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Harry's wife starts work at the hardware store, much to the dismay of Tim and his friends. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Jill gets jealous when Tim is interviewed by a female reporter. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Eve is suspended from school after insulting a boy, and Kristin is unhappy to discover Ryan has treated himself to a new motorcycle

Mike breaks the news to Bill that he might lose his job to an attractive female and, back home, Vanessa questions a recent job promotion

Joel and Nish spend a week with the Argentinian gauchos, learning how to ride a horse and herd cattle across the South American Pampas

Ren is excited when his cousin Sven visits, until he finds out that he is an idiot just like Stimpy

The duo run up against a Sheriff and Deputy whose favourite past-time is hanging people, and then they hit the road as door-to-door salesmen

Phoebe receives shocking news about her past, while Monica mourns her previous relationships, prompting Chandler to offer his services as a boyfriend

Rachel realises she wants to start dating Ross again and writes him an 18-page letter expressing her feelings. Phoebe and her estranged mother discover they have a lot in common

Monica goes on a date with her high-school heart-throb and Phoebe convinces herself a stray cat is the reincarnation of her long-dead mother

Chandler finds himself in hot water while dating Rachel's pushy boss, and Monica sets out to prove her mother wrong

Joey agrees to help the building's caretaker with his dance practice to stop him evicting Rachel and Monica

Chandler falls for Joey's latest date, Rachel discovers her new boyfriend is a thief and Phoebe desperately tries to catch a cold

Chandler gets on more intimate terms with Joey's girlfriend, and Ross's latest conquest reveals a grubby secret

Chandler is racked with guilt for kissing Joey's girlfriend and embarks on a wild spending spree in a misguided effort to keep his pal from discovering the truth

Chandler agrees to spend Thanksgiving in a packing crate as penance for kissing Kathy. Monica visits Richard's son, who finds her every bit as attractive as his father did

Things start looking up for the gang as Monica gets a career opportunity that is too good to turn down and Rachel is offered a promotion

Ross embarks on a long-distance relationship, Chandler sets Rachel up with one of his workmates, and Phoebe writes a seasonal song for her friends

Phoebe's half-brother makes a startling announcement and asks a great favour of her, while Joey gets involved in a class struggle

Phoebe learns the result of her pregnancy test, while the friends' competitive spirit gets the better of them

Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her out on a date, while Chandler's girlfriend is driven away by his jealousy. Guest starring Tate Donovan

Rachel comes to regret asking Ross for a favour, and Charlton Heston discovers his co-star Joey in a compromising position on the first day of filming

Ross makes the mistake of agreeing to a game of rugby with Emily's tough English friends, and one of Chandler's old flames turns up out of the blue

Bradley Walsh and his son Barney embark on another road trip across America together, beginning their journey in Florida, the southernmost point of the country

For the next leg of their journey, the actor and his son head to the Great Smoky Mountains, where they go canoeing on the iconic rapids that featured in the film Deliverance

A stand-up performance taken from the comedian's 2011 tour, featuring his trademark mix of gags and surprising story-telling

After kids steal Reno's mannequin mascot, the hunt for the dummy is afoot.

Regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Jonathan Mangum and special guests Chloe Butler and Monique Gaxiola

Regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Nyima Funk and special guest Shawn Johnson

Ray Parker Jr promotes his new greatest hits album, which does not include the Ghostbusters theme, and a man calls 911 after the woman of his dreams faints

Timmy and Jimmy form a 'Crips' gang, where only people with a disability from birth can join

The boys are given detention after art class, and Cartman comes up with an ingenious way of getting their own back by covering the teacher's house in toilet paper

Beavis and Butt-Head screw up their class' fundraising project

Beavis and Butt-Head invite themselves to two strangers' wedding, thinking they'll be able to make out with the bride

Beavis and Butt-Head must change the oil in the deep-fat fryers at Burger World

The comedy sketch show looks into dating the Vali-Date Me app, which is for anyone thirsty for DMs

A stand-up performance in which the comedian gives his take on issues big and small issues, as well as ones that have not happened yet and ones he has invented in his own head

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Ross's pet monkey reaches puberty and drives everyone crazy with its uncontrollable antics, while Monica searches for the thief who stole her credit card

Chandler lets slip about Ross's feelings for Rachel while the palaeontologist is on a trip to China, giving her time to decide what to do about the revelation

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore