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Tim's job is on the line when Jill beats his boss in a bowling competition. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Brad gets a radical new haircut, and Randy auditions for a leading part in the school play

A visit to the doctor causes Tim and Jill to spend 24 hours worrying about the boys' health. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Wilson is delighted after he is chosen to direct Randy's school play, but starts taking his role a little too seriously. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Mike is so impressed with Mandy's new boyfriend that he offers him a job, and Kristin tries to work out her relationship with Ryan

Mike discovers Boyd is no longer a Baxter, while Mandy, Eve and Kristin work on a viral Valentine's Day video

Comedians Joel Dommett and Nish Kumar go up against the rock lifters of Tahiti in a strongman competition, where the events include a fruit race and a dance-off

The duo run up against a Sheriff and Deputy whose favourite past-time is hanging people, and then they hit the road as door-to-door salesmen

The duo exploit the benefits of living as babies, then Ren and Stimpy are pitted against some tough competition at a dog show

Chandler agrees to spend Thanksgiving in a packing crate as penance for kissing Kathy. Monica visits Richard's son, who finds her every bit as attractive as his father did

Things start looking up for the gang as Monica gets a career opportunity that is too good to turn down and Rachel is offered a promotion

Ross embarks on a long-distance relationship, Chandler sets Rachel up with one of his workmates, and Phoebe writes a seasonal song for her friends

Phoebe's half-brother makes a startling announcement and asks a great favour of her, while Joey gets involved in a class struggle

Phoebe learns the result of her pregnancy test, while the friends' competitive spirit gets the better of them

Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her out on a date, while Chandler's girlfriend is driven away by his jealousy. Guest starring Tate Donovan

Rachel comes to regret asking Ross for a favour, and Charlton Heston discovers his co-star Joey in a compromising position on the first day of filming

Ross makes the mistake of agreeing to a game of rugby with Emily's tough English friends, and one of Chandler's old flames turns up out of the blue

Ross arranges a romantic last evening with Emily before she returns to England, but Rachel spoils his plans by organising a farewell party. Comedy, guest starring Helen Baxendale

Ross opens his heart to Emily, and Phoebe receives surprising news about her pregnancy. Chandler and Joey get free adult films on their TV

Rachel's date is ruined when Joshua's parents return home earlier than expected and catch her parading round in a skimpy nightie. With Tate Donovan

Monica and Rachel plot to take back their old apartment from the guys, and there are major changes afoot for Ross and Emily

Chandler reaches the end of his tether over Joey's snoring, and Rachel has a drastic reaction to Ross's engagement

Ross reminisces with Rachel about the good times they had when they were dating, as the invitations go out for his wedding. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer

Joey loses Ross's wedding ring at the stag party, while Phoebe's pregnancy causes her to experience violent mood swings

Part one of two. Chandler, Joey and Monica set off to England for Ross's wedding to Emily, while Rachel and Phoebe stay at home. With Richard Branson and Sarah Ferguson

A plastic surgeon pretends to be going through a divorce and persuades his assistant to pose as his soon-to-be ex-wife. Romantic comedy, starring Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston

Party Quirks sees Brad welcome crazy guests, while old favourite Scenes from a Hat features nude TV shows and odd messages in a bottle

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Tiffany Haddish and Jonathan Mangum

A new star is born when Cartman creates a Latino diva with his hand, but mayhem ensues when Jennifer Lopez finds out and storms into town

Stan and Kyle pretend to be police detectives when they feel their play time has no meaning, but soon find they are not up to the job

Ray Parker Jr promotes his new greatest hits album, which does not include the Ghostbusters theme, and a man calls 911 after the woman of his dreams faints

Beavis and Butt-Head must change the oil in the deep-fat fryers at Burger World

Beavis and Butt-Head must change the oil in the deep-fat fryers at Burger World

Beavis and Butt-Head attempt to feign an injury so they can win compensation money

The duo decide to check out a nearby murder site, and Butt-Head finds a new way to really annoy Beavis

Beavis and Butt-Head file a sexual harassment lawsuit against a girl who gives both of them erections

A 2012 special filmed in New York City in which the comedian reveala what type of cigarettes help people quit and how to halt tap dancers

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Ross is unsure whether to romance Rachel, so he draws up a list of her good and bad points - but she accidentally sees the offending document

Phoebe learns the truth about her father, while a malfunctioning radiator makes Monica's Christmas celebrations steamier than anticipated

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore