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Joe, Sal, Murr and Q attempt to trick receptionists with ridiculous disguises and try to get approval for e-mails. This week's loser has to act as a dance teacher's assistant

The guys take the remote-controlled chairs for a spin, team up to work at a virtual-reality gaming centre, and attempt to blame strangers for unusual events

The teachers attend a conference led by education guru Brenda Brown (guest star Lisa Bonet) - and with Jess out town, Nick, Schmidt and Winston decide to have a wild weekend

Schmidt regrets trying to understand the way women work after Jesse and Cece have a fight. Nick goes out on a date with Tran's granddaughter, who Winston believes has a secret

Mike has a meeting with a famous female rock climber in the hope of arranging a deal to sell her range of climbing equipment

Vanessa hopes getting a tattoo will change the current status she has with her three daughters, while Ryan receives camping lessons from Kyle

Ray complains that Debra takes up too much room in bed - so she banishes him to the couch. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Patricia Heaton

Debra gets a job, filling Ray with dread at the thought of having to take responsibility for all the household chores while she is at work

Debra and Ray are taken aback to realise they are much nicer to strangers than to each other, and resolve to show a little more mutual consideration in future

Robert begins taking Debra out dancing, but Ray feels they are becoming too close and schemes to break up their partnership

Ross and Rachel's separation begins to cause friction among the pals, who feel they have to choose between the estranged pair

Phoebe's half-brother Frank announces he is getting married to a woman more than twice his age, and Chandler tries to stop smoking with the aid of hypnosis

Monica steals the heart of a millionaire, and Rachel puts Ross behind her by dating his arch-rival Mark. Meanwhile, Joey clashes with the female lead in his latest play

Joey meets Miss Right, and Rachel is dismayed to learn her boss has started dating Chandler. Meanwhile, Monica inherits a doll's house, filling Phoebe with jealousy

Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel, Monica faces a difficult decision and Chandler is surprised by Joey's strange choice of gift

Joey proves a hit with his co-star, and Rachel dates a stranger who seems outwardly charming - until he starts screaming at people. With guest star Ben Stiller

Ross discovers a strange growth on his buttocks, while Phoebe finds it hard to choose between two prospective lovers

Monica's boyfriend looks for a new challenge, while Chandler feels his boss is becoming too familiar. Guest starring Robin Williams and Billy Crystal

Phoebe receives shocking news about her past, while Monica mourns her previous relationships, prompting Chandler to offer his services as a boyfriend

Rachel realises she wants to start dating Ross again and writes him an 18-page letter expressing her feelings. Phoebe and her estranged mother discover they have a lot in common

Monica goes on a date with her high-school heart-throb and Phoebe convinces herself a stray cat is the reincarnation of her long-dead mother

Chandler finds himself in hot water while dating Rachel's pushy boss, and Monica sets out to prove her mother wrong

Joey agrees to help the building's caretaker with his dance practice to stop him evicting Rachel and Monica

Chandler falls for Joey's latest date, Rachel discovers her new boyfriend is a thief and Phoebe desperately tries to catch a cold

Chandler gets on more intimate terms with Joey's girlfriend, and Ross's latest conquest reveals a grubby secret

Chandler is racked with guilt for kissing Joey's girlfriend and embarks on a wild spending spree in a misguided effort to keep his pal from discovering the truth

A secret agent goes back in time and teams up with a young version of his mentor to stop an alien changing history. Sci-fi comedy sequel, starring Will Smith and Josh Brolin

Drebin steps in to help a dance teacher who is being harassed by protection racketeers. Comedy, starring Leslie Nielsen

Hapless cop Drebin poses as a nightclub entertainer in the hope of smashing a drugs ring. Final episode of the short-lived crime drama spoof

Aisha Tyler hosts the legendary improv show as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Gary Anthony Williams and star guest Lauren Cohan

Regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Heather Anne Campbell and star guest and Glee star Kevin McHale

Butters becomes convinced he has seen a vampire at school, but cannot get anyone to believe him - and starts to think he would be better off joining the ranks of the undead

Kenny decides that taking his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert might earn him some affection, but his dreams are crushed when purity rings are handed out at the event

A heatwave sends the girls on a quest for air conditioning, while Abbi spends the night with someone, but things do not go as planned. Seth Rogen guest stars

New opportunities arise as Abbi is finally able to train somebody at Soulstice, and Ilana finds success as a corporate overlord

Comedians Sikisa, Amy Matthews, Joshua Bethania and Evelyn Mok joke about topics including dating, being single at age 36 and beauty standards

Tips on asking for help from Bobby Mair, who reveals that when the going gets tough, no one is alone

Jon Stewart take a satirical sideswipe at news and current affairs

Rachel's assistant Tag spends Thanksgiving with the gang, and a puppy smuggled into the flat by Phoebe unnerves Chandler

Rachel gets a dressing-down at work for dating Tag, while Monica tries to buy her neighbours' friendship

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore