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Joe, Sal, Murr and Q pose as receptionists, then go fishing for people's luggage at a mall, while this edition's loser has a tough sell on their hands

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q compete selling their toys to focus groups, team up to attach clothes pegs to unsuspecting shoppers, and play a game of touching laser pointer dots

The gang prepares to leave Los Angeles for the Christmas holidays, but is trapped at the airport when flights are delayed by a storm. Julian Morris guest stars

After Winston graduates from Police Academy, Nick and Coach worry about his safety, while Jess uses Schmidt to influence a local councilwoman to stop building work at night

Mike finds out that his future son-in-law, Kyle, fears meeting with the church's new minister, while Ryan helps Eve with an assignment

Mike's anniversary at Outdoor Man is celebrated by a dinner and a speech. Meanwhile, Mandy makes plans to save money. Tim Allen stars

Robert and Amy move into Ray's basement, but Marie dashes their hopes of getting some privacy. Comedy, starring Ray Romano, Brad Garrett and Monica Horan

Debra and Ray reminisce about how they met, recalling incidents such as Marie's first encounter with her future daughter-in-law. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

Debra is upset at Ray's reaction to a friend's breast enlargement, and decides to play a trick on him to see if he really is happy with her body

Ray and Debra argue about their new can opener, and Marie, Frank and Robert cannot help getting involved

Phoebe receives shocking news about her past, while Monica mourns her previous relationships, prompting Chandler to offer his services as a boyfriend

Rachel realises she wants to start dating Ross again and writes him an 18-page letter expressing her feelings. Phoebe and her estranged mother discover they have a lot in common

Monica goes on a date with her high-school heart-throb and Phoebe convinces herself a stray cat is the reincarnation of her long-dead mother

Chandler finds himself in hot water while dating Rachel's pushy boss, and Monica sets out to prove her mother wrong

Joey agrees to help the building's caretaker with his dance practice to stop him evicting Rachel and Monica

Chandler falls for Joey's latest date, Rachel discovers her new boyfriend is a thief and Phoebe desperately tries to catch a cold

Chandler gets on more intimate terms with Joey's girlfriend, and Ross's latest conquest reveals a grubby secret

Chandler is racked with guilt for kissing Joey's girlfriend and embarks on a wild spending spree in a misguided effort to keep his pal from discovering the truth

Chandler agrees to spend Thanksgiving in a packing crate as penance for kissing Kathy. Monica visits Richard's son, who finds her every bit as attractive as his father did

Things start looking up for the gang as Monica gets a career opportunity that is too good to turn down and Rachel is offered a promotion

Ross embarks on a long-distance relationship, Chandler sets Rachel up with one of his workmates, and Phoebe writes a seasonal song for her friends

Phoebe's half-brother makes a startling announcement and asks a great favour of her, while Joey gets involved in a class struggle

Phoebe learns the result of her pregnancy test, while the friends' competitive spirit gets the better of them

Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her out on a date, while Chandler's girlfriend is driven away by his jealousy. Guest starring Tate Donovan

Rachel comes to regret asking Ross for a favour, and Charlton Heston discovers his co-star Joey in a compromising position on the first day of filming

Ross makes the mistake of agreeing to a game of rugby with Emily's tough English friends, and one of Chandler's old flames turns up out of the blue

A suburban couple enter into a vicious game of one-upmanship with the raucous student household living next door. Comedy, starring Seth Rogen, Zac Efron and Rose Byrne

Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Keegan-Michael Key and star guest Candice Accola (The Vampire Diaries)

Regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Jonathan Mangum and star guest Kyle Richards

Cartman mourns the death of woke, Jesus is back in schools - literally - and President Trump sues everybody, including the town of South Park

Cartman takes it upon himself to keep order in South Park, becoming the town's sole vigilante until a rival superhero known as Mysterion challenges him

The town struggles to cope with the economic downturn, prompting Kyle to pay off everyone's debts with his credit card

The boys find themselves victims of an April Fool's Day joke. Butters is down, Cartman is infuriated and the rest of the friends are frightened it will happen again

Abbi has her wisdom teeth extracted and Ilana makes it her mission to take care of her, which unfortunately involves a cocktail of drugs and a lack of supervision

Abbi and Jeremy's date ends with a surprise, while Ilana and her mother search New York City for the perfect handbag. Guest starring Susie Essman (Curb Your Enthusiasm)

Principal McVicker sends Beavis and Butt-Head to prison on a Scared Straight program, due to their extreme misbehaviors on their files

The comedian gives his take on the modern world, social media, anxiety, religion, conversations with his dog and having Barack Obama as his support act

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Part one of two. Chandler's nerves get the better of him on the eve of his wedding. Joey rehearses for a film role, while Phoebe and Rachel make a startling discovery

Part two of two. The gang continues to search for the missing Chandler, who is still suffering premarital jitters. Gary Oldman and Kathleen Turner guest star

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore