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The Aussie jokers pose as dental assistants and their behaviour is highly unprofessional

One of the jokers faces the Ultimate Punishment, a bespoke challenge that leans into the loser's fears

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q go to Top of the Rock for some awkward interactions, and play a game of Did They Deserve That? at a bagel shop. Rreturn of the hidden camera show

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q get strangers to protect them from angry security guards at a grocery store and team up to teach presentations on UFOs. The punishment involves a metal concert

Part two of two. Ray is afraid Debra may only have agreed to marry him because she felt pressured, so he proposes again

The Barones are forced to stay with Ray's parents while their home is fumigated, providing Debra with an opportunity to meddle in Frank and Marie's lives

Frank backs into Robert's patrol car, prompting Debra to ban him from driving the kids anywhere

Debra hires a babysitter - whose subsequent popularity with the children leaves her quietly seething with jealousy

Ray embarrasses Debra at an auction and fears she will seek revenge. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Patricia Heaton

Debra's mother comes to stay, but seems more interested in her crossword puzzles than in Ray or the children. Katherine Helmond guest stars

Part two of two. Rachel and Monica fall out over two doctors, played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney, while Ross muses with his father on impending parenthood

Rachel and Monica suffer a humiliating defeat while playing poker with Chandler and Joey, and demand a rematch. Rachel decides to look for a new job

Rachel loses Ross's pet monkey, prompting the gang to form a search party to find it. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer

Chandler is distressed at being ignored by the woman he is dating, while Rachel and her former fiance get back together. Guest starring Jennifer Grey

Ross's pet monkey reaches puberty and drives everyone crazy with its uncontrollable antics, while Monica searches for the thief who stole her credit card

Chandler finds his workmates treat him differently since his promotion. Monica dates a high-school senior, and Ross's ex-wife goes into labour

Carol finally gives birth, but Ross and Susan nearly miss out on the big event thanks to Phoebe, who locks them in a cupboard to stop them bickering

Chandler lets slip about Ross's feelings for Rachel while the palaeontologist is on a trip to China, giving her time to decide what to do about the revelation

Rachel struggles to deal with Ross's new relationship and turns to Paolo for comfort, while Chandler has a bad experience with Joey's tailor

Monica goes shopping with Julie and tries to keep it a secret from Rachel. Phoebe manages to unwittingly disgust everyone, while Joey competes with a fellow cologne salesman

The gang's strange neighbour Mr Heckles dies, bequeathing all his possessions to Rachel and Monica. Meanwhile, Ross and Phoebe have a disagreement about evolution

Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a Green Card

Joey, Rachel and Phoebe admit they cannot afford to join in with Ross's birthday celebrations, and Chandler dates a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistake

Monica inadvertently poisons Ross, and Rachel tries to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk. Guest starring Chrissie Hynde

Rachel gets drunk and tells Ross she no longer craves his affection - throwing his mind into turmoil, as he had no idea she loved him in the first place

Ross is unsure whether to romance Rachel, so he draws up a list of her good and bad points - but she accidentally sees the offending document

Alison Hammond hands over her phone to play Send to All, Peter Crouch is rudely awakened for a Midnight Gameshow in Portugal, and George Ezra performs Sweetest Human Being Alive

Irreverent panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr, in which two teams answer questions based on opinion polls to see who best understands what is going on in Britain today

The first of a two-part compilation of highlights from the panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr, with teams captained by Jon Richardson and Sean Lock

A stand-up special by the comedian, revealing the sharp wit and dirty mind behind his mild mannered demeanour

Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Jeff Davis and star guest Robbie Amell (The Flash)

Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Brad Sherwood and star guest Misha Collins (Supernatural)

Mr Garrison takes the class on an educational field trip to a living museum, where all the workers remain dedicated to staying in character, but Cartman makes Butters sneak away

Cartman fears China is about to invade America, while Stan, Kyle and Kenny are traumatised by an incident involving George Lucas and Steven Spielberg

Wendy Testaburger gets into trouble for threatening to beat up Cartman after school - but her punishment only makes her more determined to take revenge on him

The boys discover a seemingly foolproof way to make money during an international crisis, and Cartman persuades Craig to help them in their scheme

Alison Hammond hands over her phone to play Send to All, Peter Crouch is rudely awakened for a Midnight Gameshow in Portugal, and George Ezra performs Sweetest Human Being Alive

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Part one of two. As Rachel goes into labour, Chandler and Monica are inspired to find a private hospital room, and Phoebe meets a handsome patient

Part two of two. After 21 hours in labour, Rachel gives birth - but Joey finds Ross's engagement ring and accidently proposes to the new mother

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