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Alison Hammond hands over her phone to play Send to All, Peter Crouch is rudely awakened for a Midnight Gameshow in Portugal, and George Ezra performs Sweetest Human Being Alive

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q propose odd TV shows to the public and do what they are told at a department store, with this edition's punishment involving a fundraising event at a theatre

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q do and say whatever they are told while posing as dentists, and then compete head-to-head in trying not to laugh while the other makes a scene at a donut shop

Robert grows tired of the lack of privacy at his parents' house and moves out, only to end up living with a couple who are uncannily similar to Marie and Frank

Jealousy rears its ugly head when his inexperienced colleague Andy achieves Ray's lifelong ambition of having an article published in Sports Illustrated magazine

Robert and Amy split up and Ray is left to take the blame for making disparaging remarks about marriage. American comedy, starring Ray Romano and Brad Garrett

Marie and Frank discover they are not as fit as they thought and decide to go on a diet. Comedy, starring Peter Boyle and Doris Roberts

Ray keeps visiting Robert's new apartment, which is always swarming with pretty girls - until Debra puts in an appearance and curtails his enthusiasm

The spirit of Christmas is in short supply when Ray gives his parents a personalised toaster and they exchange it for a coffee machine

Rachel struggles to deal with Ross's new relationship and turns to Paolo for comfort, while Chandler has a bad experience with Joey's tailor

Monica goes shopping with Julie and tries to keep it a secret from Rachel. Phoebe manages to unwittingly disgust everyone, while Joey competes with a fellow cologne salesman

The gang's strange neighbour Mr Heckles dies, bequeathing all his possessions to Rachel and Monica. Meanwhile, Ross and Phoebe have a disagreement about evolution

Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a Green Card

Joey, Rachel and Phoebe admit they cannot afford to join in with Ross's birthday celebrations, and Chandler dates a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistake

Monica inadvertently poisons Ross, and Rachel tries to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk. Guest starring Chrissie Hynde

Rachel gets drunk and tells Ross she no longer craves his affection - throwing his mind into turmoil, as he had no idea she loved him in the first place

Ross is unsure whether to romance Rachel, so he draws up a list of her good and bad points - but she accidentally sees the offending document

Phoebe learns the truth about her father, while a malfunctioning radiator makes Monica's Christmas celebrations steamier than anticipated

Rachel meets a man who bears an uncanny resemblance to Ross, while Joey discovers he will have to pass an intimate audition on the casting couch to get a part in a daytime soap

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding, and Rachel is stunned to learn her parents are getting a divorce

Part one of two. Phoebe falls in love, Ross tries to track down Marcel at San Diego Zoo, and Joey dates a crazed fan. Brooke Shields and Chris Isaak guest star

Part two of two. Rachel lands a date with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank. Guest starring Julia Roberts

Rachel insists she has no time for Ross, until an old prom video helps her see him in a different light. Meanwhile, Joey gives Chandler an unwanted gift

Ross and Rachel consummate their relationship, and it seems romance is also on the horizon for Monica - with a man old enough to be her father. With guest star Tom Selleck

Monica's parents discover she is dating their middle-aged friend, and an argument with Chandler prompts Joey to move out of the flat. Guest starring Tom Selleck and Elliott Gould

The Australian adventurer lures the drug dealers who kidnapped his girlfriend to the Outback for a showdown. Comedy adventure sequel, starring Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski

GK Barry, Jamali Maddix and Jimmy pass judgement on a flatmate who uses radioactive material to get her own way, and a woman obsessed with STI checks

Olympic gold medallist Misty May-Treanor joins the team on the classic improv show, hosted by Aisha Tyler

Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Jeff Davis and star guest and fellow comedian Sheryl Underwood

Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Gary Anthony Williams and star guest and Spice Girl Mel B

The boys are stranded in the Andes Mountains as giant guinea pigs begin attacking cities worldwide, and they are the only ones who can put an end to the rampage

The residents of South Park celebrate in the streets after Barack Obama is elected as president, but he catches everyone off-guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely

A dance craze sweeps the school, but Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny steadfastly refuse to get caught up in the general hysteria - and find their popularity suffering as a result

To celebrate 20 years of embarking on his one-man mission to hold back a tide of bottled beer and ninny state nonsense, Al Murray The Pub Landlord performs this monumental show

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Monica goes on a date with her high-school heart-throb and Phoebe convinces herself a stray cat is the reincarnation of her long-dead mother

Chandler is racked with guilt for kissing Joey's girlfriend and embarks on a wild spending spree in a misguided effort to keep his pal from discovering the truth

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