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7:00 AM
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8:00 AM
Michael McIntyre's Big Show
With Alison Hammond, George Ezra and Peter Crouch
Alison Hammond hands over her phone to play Send to All, Peter Crouch is rudely awakened for a Midnight Gameshow in Portugal, and George Ezra performs Sweetest Human Being Alive

9:00 AM
Impractical Jokers
Joe, Sal, Murr and Q propose odd TV shows to the public
Joe, Sal, Murr and Q propose odd TV shows to the public and do what they are told at a department store, with this edition's punishment involving a fundraising event at a theatre

9:30 AM
Impractical Jokers
The guys do and say whatever they are told while posing as dentists
Joe, Sal, Murr and Q do and say whatever they are told while posing as dentists, and then compete head-to-head in trying not to laugh while the other makes a scene at a donut shop

10:00 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Robert moves out
Robert grows tired of the lack of privacy at his parents' house and moves out, only to end up living with a couple who are uncannily similar to Marie and Frank

10:30 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Andy has an article published in Sports Illustrated
Jealousy rears its ugly head when his inexperienced colleague Andy achieves Ray's lifelong ambition of having an article published in Sports Illustrated magazine

11:00 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Robert and Amy split up
Robert and Amy split up and Ray is left to take the blame for making disparaging remarks about marriage. American comedy, starring Ray Romano and Brad Garrett

11:30 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Marie and Frank go on a diet
Marie and Frank discover they are not as fit as they thought and decide to go on a diet. Comedy, starring Peter Boyle and Doris Roberts

12:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Robert's new apartment makes Ray jealous
Ray keeps visiting Robert's new apartment, which is always swarming with pretty girls - until Debra puts in an appearance and curtails his enthusiasm

12:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The gift of a personalised toaster leaves Ray's parents less than impressed
The spirit of Christmas is in short supply when Ray gives his parents a personalised toaster and they exchange it for a coffee machine

1:00 PM
Friends
Rachel struggles to deal with Ross's new relationship
Rachel struggles to deal with Ross's new relationship and turns to Paolo for comfort, while Chandler has a bad experience with Joey's tailor

1:30 PM
Friends
Phoebe manages to unwittingly disgust everyone
Monica goes shopping with Julie and tries to keep it a secret from Rachel. Phoebe manages to unwittingly disgust everyone, while Joey competes with a fellow cologne salesman

2:00 PM
Friends
The gang's neighbour Mr Heckles dies
The gang's strange neighbour Mr Heckles dies, bequeathing all his possessions to Rachel and Monica. Meanwhile, Ross and Phoebe have a disagreement about evolution

2:30 PM
Friends
Phoebe reveals she is married
Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a Green Card

3:00 PM
Friends
Ross celebrates his birthday
Joey, Rachel and Phoebe admit they cannot afford to join in with Ross's birthday celebrations, and Chandler dates a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistake

3:30 PM
Friends
Monica inadvertently poisons Ross
Monica inadvertently poisons Ross, and Rachel tries to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk. Guest starring Chrissie Hynde

4:00 PM
Friends
Rachel confesses all to Ross
Rachel gets drunk and tells Ross she no longer craves his affection - throwing his mind into turmoil, as he had no idea she loved him in the first place

4:30 PM
Friends
Ross draws up a list of Rachel's good and bad points
Ross is unsure whether to romance Rachel, so he draws up a list of her good and bad points - but she accidentally sees the offending document

5:00 PM
Friends
Phoebe learns the truth about her father
Phoebe learns the truth about her father, while a malfunctioning radiator makes Monica's Christmas celebrations steamier than anticipated

5:30 PM
Friends
Joey gets a part in a daytime soap
Rachel meets a man who bears an uncanny resemblance to Ross, while Joey discovers he will have to pass an intimate audition on the casting couch to get a part in a daytime soap

6:00 PM
Friends
Carol and Susan prepare to tie the knot
Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding, and Rachel is stunned to learn her parents are getting a divorce

6:30 PM
Friends
Part one of two. Joey dates a crazed fan
Part one of two. Phoebe falls in love, Ross tries to track down Marcel at San Diego Zoo, and Joey dates a crazed fan. Brooke Shields and Chris Isaak guest star

7:00 PM
Friends
Part two of two. Rachel lands a date with Jean-Claude Van Damme
Part two of two. Rachel lands a date with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank. Guest starring Julia Roberts

7:30 PM
Friends
Rachel sees Ross in a different light
Rachel insists she has no time for Ross, until an old prom video helps her see him in a different light. Meanwhile, Joey gives Chandler an unwanted gift

8:00 PM
Friends
Monica falls for an old family friend
Ross and Rachel consummate their relationship, and it seems romance is also on the horizon for Monica - with a man old enough to be her father. With guest star Tom Selleck

8:30 PM
Friends
Joey decides to move out
Monica's parents discover she is dating their middle-aged friend, and an argument with Chandler prompts Joey to move out of the flat. Guest starring Tom Selleck and Elliott Gould

9:00 PM
Crocodile Dundee II
Comedy adventure sequel, starring Paul Hogan
The Australian adventurer lures the drug dealers who kidnapped his girlfriend to the Outback for a showdown. Comedy adventure sequel, starring Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski

11:15 PM
Jimmy Carr's Am I the A**hole?
A flatmate who uses radioactive material to get her own way
GK Barry, Jamali Maddix and Jimmy pass judgement on a flatmate who uses radioactive material to get her own way, and a woman obsessed with STI checks

12:15 AM
Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA
With guest Misty May-Treanor
Olympic gold medallist Misty May-Treanor joins the team on the classic improv show, hosted by Aisha Tyler

12:45 AM
Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA
With star guest Sheryl Underwood
Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Jeff Davis and star guest and fellow comedian Sheryl Underwood

1:15 AM
Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA
With star guest and Spice Girl Mel B
Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Gary Anthony Williams and star guest and Spice Girl Mel B

1:40 AM
South Park
Giant guinea pigs attack cities worldwide
The boys are stranded in the Andes Mountains as giant guinea pigs begin attacking cities worldwide, and they are the only ones who can put an end to the rampage

2:10 AM
South Park
Barack Obama arrives at the White House prematurely
The residents of South Park celebrate in the streets after Barack Obama is elected as president, but he catches everyone off-guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely

2:40 AM
South Park
A dance craze sweeps the school
A dance craze sweeps the school, but Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny steadfastly refuse to get caught up in the general hysteria - and find their popularity suffering as a result

3:05 AM
Al Murray: One Man, One Guvnor Uncut
A performance by The Pub Landlord
To celebrate 20 years of embarking on his one-man mission to hold back a tide of bottled beer and ninny state nonsense, Al Murray The Pub Landlord performs this monumental show

3:50 AM
The Daily Show
A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs
A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

4:15 AM
Friends
Phoebe finds a stray cat
Monica goes on a date with her high-school heart-throb and Phoebe convinces herself a stray cat is the reincarnation of her long-dead mother

4:35 AM
Friends
Chandler tries to prevent Joey from discovering the truth
Chandler is racked with guilt for kissing Joey's girlfriend and embarks on a wild spending spree in a misguided effort to keep his pal from discovering the truth

