U&Gold Tuesday
BT TV
344
Sky
810
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

7:45 AM
Ever Decreasing Circles
Martin's cricket team is a man short
Martin's cricket team is a man short but he cannot bring himself to ask Paul - despite the wishes of the rest of the side. Comedy, starring Richard Briers

8:20 AM
Porridge
Mackay takes a well-earned holiday
The inmates take advantage of the relaxed atmosphere - and of Barrowclough - with Mackay away on holiday

9:00 AM
The Green Green Grass
Two psychic detectives present a money-making opportunity
Elgin spots a money-making opportunity when he encounters two psychic detectives at the pub, while Boycie and Marlene accompany Tyler to his first gig with Puddle of Agony

9:35 AM
Are You Being Served?
The store advertises on Citizen Band radio
The store advertises on Citizen Band radio, but Mrs Slocombe's attempt to publicise her underwear attracts the wrong type of customer

10:15 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo and Clegg hatch a devious plan
Compo and Clegg hatch a devious plan to free henpecked Wally and Howard from their wives - if only for a few hours. Bill Owen and Peter Sallis star

10:55 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Seymour offers his services to the clergy
Seymour believes it is about time he offered his considerable talents and services to the local vicar, so sets about selling tickets for its staging of The Tales of Beatrix Potter

11:30 AM
Porridge
Mackay takes a well-earned holiday
The inmates take advantage of the relaxed atmosphere - and of Barrowclough - with Mackay away on holiday

12:10 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth helps with an OAP day-trip
The irrepressible Hyacinth volunteers to help with an OAP day-trip to the seaside, but her plans bring nothing but trouble

12:50 PM
The Green Green Grass
Two psychic detectives present a money-making opportunity
Elgin spots a money-making opportunity when he encounters two psychic detectives at the pub, while Boycie and Marlene accompany Tyler to his first gig with Puddle of Agony

1:25 PM
Dad's Army
A bomb lands on the bank
Mainwaring orders his blundering platoon to guard the bank's money until repairs on the bomb-damaged vault are completed. Comedy, starring Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier

2:05 PM
Ever Decreasing Circles
Martin's cricket team is a man short
Martin's cricket team is a man short but he cannot bring himself to ask Paul - despite the wishes of the rest of the side. Comedy, starring Richard Briers

2:40 PM
Are You Being Served?
The store advertises on Citizen Band radio
The store advertises on Citizen Band radio, but Mrs Slocombe's attempt to publicise her underwear attracts the wrong type of customer

3:20 PM
Red Dwarf
Lister's hallucinations cause chaos
Lister comes down with a mutated strain of pneumonia that makes his feverish hallucinations come to life, and some of them turn out to be very tricky customers indeed

4:00 PM
Red Dwarf
Lister and the Cat are horrified when Rimmer duplicates himself
Lister and the Cat are horrified when Rimmer duplicates himself, but when the identically petty pair move in together they find out they are not very well matched

4:40 PM
Dad's Army
A bomb lands on the bank
Mainwaring orders his blundering platoon to guard the bank's money until repairs on the bomb-damaged vault are completed. Comedy, starring Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier

5:20 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo and Clegg hatch a devious plan
Compo and Clegg hatch a devious plan to free henpecked Wally and Howard from their wives - if only for a few hours. Bill Owen and Peter Sallis star

6:00 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Seymour offers his services to the clergy
Seymour believes it is about time he offered his considerable talents and services to the local vicar, so sets about selling tickets for its staging of The Tales of Beatrix Potter

6:40 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth helps with an OAP day-trip
The irrepressible Hyacinth volunteers to help with an OAP day-trip to the seaside, but her plans bring nothing but trouble

7:20 PM
Dad's Army
The platoon helps out Godfrey's widowed friend
Capt Mainwaring and the platoon offer to help Pte Godfrey's widowed friend gather in the harvest on her farm - but their well-meaning efforts end in predictable chaos

8:00 PM
Red Dwarf
Lister's hallucinations cause chaos
Lister comes down with a mutated strain of pneumonia that makes his feverish hallucinations come to life, and some of them turn out to be very tricky customers indeed

8:35 PM
Red Dwarf
Lister and the Cat are horrified when Rimmer duplicates himself
Lister and the Cat are horrified when Rimmer duplicates himself, but when the identically petty pair move in together they find out they are not very well matched

9:20 PM
Not Going Out
Lee grows suspicious of Guy's motives
Guy showers Lucy with expensive gifts before taking her on a mystery weekend away, causing Lee to become suspicious of his motives

10:00 PM
Red Dwarf
The crew members answer a distress call
The crew members answer a distress call from a trio of attractive women, and android Kryten is far more enthusiastic about the arrival of the rescue team than the female crew

10:35 PM
Red Dwarf
The crew members plug themselves into a computer game to play in a virtual world
The crew members plug themselves into a computer game to play in a virtual world and live out their fantasies, but Rimmer's twisted mind fouls things for everyone

11:15 PM
Harry Enfield and Chums
Stan and Pam flash their cash in Spain
Mr Cholmondley-Warner offers his idiosyncratic views on madness, while Stan and Pam flash their cash in Spain. Kevin refuses to go to bed and Tim gets engaged to a royal

11:55 PM
Not Going Out
Lee grows suspicious of Guy's motives
Guy showers Lucy with expensive gifts before taking her on a mystery weekend away, causing Lee to become suspicious of his motives

12:35 AM
Men Behaving Badly
Dermot and Gary play chess
Dermot and Gary get serious over a chess contest in which the victor gains an evening of pleasure. Laddish comedy, starring Martin Clunes and Leslie Ash

1:10 AM
Harry Enfield and Chums
Stan and Pam flash their cash in Spain
Mr Cholmondley-Warner offers his idiosyncratic views on madness, while Stan and Pam flash their cash in Spain. Kevin refuses to go to bed and Tim gets engaged to a royal

1:50 AM
Men Behaving Badly
Dermot and Gary play chess
Dermot and Gary get serious over a chess contest in which the victor gains an evening of pleasure. Laddish comedy, starring Martin Clunes and Leslie Ash

2:30 AM
Inside No 9
A couple together for nine years say their final goodbye
Joe and Chas have been together for nine years, but they might be about to find out how long it takes to properly say goodbye. Guest starring Sheila Reid

3:00 AM
Hi-de-Hi!
Peggy becomes a Yellowcoat
Peggy becomes a Yellowcoat, but her happiness is spoilt when Alec Foster arrives with bad news. Comedy, starring Su Pollard and Ruth Madoc

4:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
