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Martin's cricket team is a man short but he cannot bring himself to ask Paul - despite the wishes of the rest of the side. Comedy, starring Richard Briers

The inmates take advantage of the relaxed atmosphere - and of Barrowclough - with Mackay away on holiday

Elgin spots a money-making opportunity when he encounters two psychic detectives at the pub, while Boycie and Marlene accompany Tyler to his first gig with Puddle of Agony

The store advertises on Citizen Band radio, but Mrs Slocombe's attempt to publicise her underwear attracts the wrong type of customer

Compo and Clegg hatch a devious plan to free henpecked Wally and Howard from their wives - if only for a few hours. Bill Owen and Peter Sallis star

Seymour believes it is about time he offered his considerable talents and services to the local vicar, so sets about selling tickets for its staging of The Tales of Beatrix Potter

The inmates take advantage of the relaxed atmosphere - and of Barrowclough - with Mackay away on holiday

The irrepressible Hyacinth volunteers to help with an OAP day-trip to the seaside, but her plans bring nothing but trouble

Elgin spots a money-making opportunity when he encounters two psychic detectives at the pub, while Boycie and Marlene accompany Tyler to his first gig with Puddle of Agony

Mainwaring orders his blundering platoon to guard the bank's money until repairs on the bomb-damaged vault are completed. Comedy, starring Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier

Martin's cricket team is a man short but he cannot bring himself to ask Paul - despite the wishes of the rest of the side. Comedy, starring Richard Briers

The store advertises on Citizen Band radio, but Mrs Slocombe's attempt to publicise her underwear attracts the wrong type of customer

Lister comes down with a mutated strain of pneumonia that makes his feverish hallucinations come to life, and some of them turn out to be very tricky customers indeed

Lister and the Cat are horrified when Rimmer duplicates himself, but when the identically petty pair move in together they find out they are not very well matched

Mainwaring orders his blundering platoon to guard the bank's money until repairs on the bomb-damaged vault are completed. Comedy, starring Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier

Compo and Clegg hatch a devious plan to free henpecked Wally and Howard from their wives - if only for a few hours. Bill Owen and Peter Sallis star

Seymour believes it is about time he offered his considerable talents and services to the local vicar, so sets about selling tickets for its staging of The Tales of Beatrix Potter

The irrepressible Hyacinth volunteers to help with an OAP day-trip to the seaside, but her plans bring nothing but trouble

Capt Mainwaring and the platoon offer to help Pte Godfrey's widowed friend gather in the harvest on her farm - but their well-meaning efforts end in predictable chaos

Lister comes down with a mutated strain of pneumonia that makes his feverish hallucinations come to life, and some of them turn out to be very tricky customers indeed

Lister and the Cat are horrified when Rimmer duplicates himself, but when the identically petty pair move in together they find out they are not very well matched

Guy showers Lucy with expensive gifts before taking her on a mystery weekend away, causing Lee to become suspicious of his motives

The crew members answer a distress call from a trio of attractive women, and android Kryten is far more enthusiastic about the arrival of the rescue team than the female crew

The crew members plug themselves into a computer game to play in a virtual world and live out their fantasies, but Rimmer's twisted mind fouls things for everyone

Mr Cholmondley-Warner offers his idiosyncratic views on madness, while Stan and Pam flash their cash in Spain. Kevin refuses to go to bed and Tim gets engaged to a royal

Guy showers Lucy with expensive gifts before taking her on a mystery weekend away, causing Lee to become suspicious of his motives

Dermot and Gary get serious over a chess contest in which the victor gains an evening of pleasure. Laddish comedy, starring Martin Clunes and Leslie Ash

Mr Cholmondley-Warner offers his idiosyncratic views on madness, while Stan and Pam flash their cash in Spain. Kevin refuses to go to bed and Tim gets engaged to a royal

Dermot and Gary get serious over a chess contest in which the victor gains an evening of pleasure. Laddish comedy, starring Martin Clunes and Leslie Ash

Joe and Chas have been together for nine years, but they might be about to find out how long it takes to properly say goodbye. Guest starring Sheila Reid

Peggy becomes a Yellowcoat, but her happiness is spoilt when Alec Foster arrives with bad news. Comedy, starring Su Pollard and Ruth Madoc

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home