U&Gold Wednesday
BT TV
344
Sky
810
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

7:55 AM
Ever Decreasing Circles
Paul's estranged wife turns up at a dinner party
Martin and Ann invite Paul and his new girlfriend to dinner, but no one expects his estranged wife to turn up too. Richard Briers stars

8:30 AM
Porridge
Fletcher yearns for peace and quiet
The inmates of Slade Prison are given time to pursue their hobbies, but Fletcher's bid to find a little peace and quiet seems destined to fail

9:10 AM
The Green Green Grass
The Antiques Roadshow arrives in Ludlow
Marlene and the staff sense an opportunity when the Antiques Roadshow arrives in Ludlow, but it turns out to be Boycie who discovers an item that is truly valuable

9:50 AM
Are You Being Served?
The gang visits 10 Downing Street
The gang visits 10 Downing Street - where Mrs Slocombe gets a chance to demonstrate that Britain has women even more formidable than Mrs Thatcher

10:25 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Seymour makes a promise
Seymour vows that the days of Edie carrying a dustbin are over, and promises to install a waste disposal unit for her. Rural comedy, starring Michael Aldridge

11:00 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Seymour volunteers as a driving instructor
Seymour gallantly volunteers to help teach Edie to drive. However, because he is unable to control a vehicle himself, he needs a qualified motorist to join them

11:40 AM
Porridge
Fletcher yearns for peace and quiet
The inmates of Slade Prison are given time to pursue their hobbies, but Fletcher's bid to find a little peace and quiet seems destined to fail

12:20 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth dons fancy dress
Hyacinth prepares for the Mayor's annual fancy-dress ball, only to have her dream of wearing a regal costume shattered

1:00 PM
The Green Green Grass
The Antiques Roadshow arrives in Ludlow
Marlene and the staff sense an opportunity when the Antiques Roadshow arrives in Ludlow, but it turns out to be Boycie who discovers an item that is truly valuable

1:35 PM
Dad's Army
The platoon helps out Godfrey's widowed friend
Capt Mainwaring and the platoon offer to help Pte Godfrey's widowed friend gather in the harvest on her farm - but their well-meaning efforts end in predictable chaos

2:15 PM
Ever Decreasing Circles
Paul's estranged wife turns up at a dinner party
Martin and Ann invite Paul and his new girlfriend to dinner, but no one expects his estranged wife to turn up too. Richard Briers stars

2:55 PM
Are You Being Served?
The gang visits 10 Downing Street
The gang visits 10 Downing Street - where Mrs Slocombe gets a chance to demonstrate that Britain has women even more formidable than Mrs Thatcher

3:30 PM
Red Dwarf
The crew members answer a distress call
The crew members answer a distress call from a trio of attractive women, and android Kryten is far more enthusiastic about the arrival of the rescue team than the female crew

4:10 PM
Red Dwarf
The crew members plug themselves into a computer game to play in a virtual world
The crew members plug themselves into a computer game to play in a virtual world and live out their fantasies, but Rimmer's twisted mind fouls things for everyone

4:50 PM
Dad's Army
The platoon helps out Godfrey's widowed friend
Capt Mainwaring and the platoon offer to help Pte Godfrey's widowed friend gather in the harvest on her farm - but their well-meaning efforts end in predictable chaos

5:30 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Seymour makes a promise
Seymour vows that the days of Edie carrying a dustbin are over, and promises to install a waste disposal unit for her. Rural comedy, starring Michael Aldridge

6:10 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Seymour volunteers as a driving instructor
Seymour gallantly volunteers to help teach Edie to drive. However, because he is unable to control a vehicle himself, he needs a qualified motorist to join them

6:50 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth dons fancy dress
Hyacinth prepares for the Mayor's annual fancy-dress ball, only to have her dream of wearing a regal costume shattered

7:30 PM
Dad's Army
Jones loses a £500 donation
Corporal Jones misplaces £500 donated by local shopkeepers to provide a new canteen for servicemen, so the platoon tries to help him remember where he put it

8:05 PM
Red Dwarf
The crew members answer a distress call
The crew members answer a distress call from a trio of attractive women, and android Kryten is far more enthusiastic about the arrival of the rescue team than the female crew

8:40 PM
Red Dwarf
The crew members plug themselves into a computer game to play in a virtual world
The crew members plug themselves into a computer game to play in a virtual world and live out their fantasies, but Rimmer's twisted mind fouls things for everyone

9:20 PM
Not Going Out
Lucy needs help writing a speech
Lucy needs help writing a speech, so Tim and Lee both volunteer their services - and the task turns into a fierce competition to discover who can come up with the wittiest lines

10:00 PM
Red Dwarf
The crew members' memories are erased
The crew members wake up to the realisation their memories have been erased, and to make matters worse, someone has completed Lister's jigsaw

10:35 PM
Red Dwarf
A leak from the suspended animation chamber gives the crew a doorway to the past
A leak from the suspended animation chamber gives the crew a doorway to the past, prompting Lister to race to save lost love Kochanski's life, much to Rimmer's fury

11:15 PM
Harry Enfield and Chums
The Terminator invades a period drama
Martin Clunes stars in the period drama version of The Terminator and Mr Cholmondeley-Warner presents a few handy hints on self defence

11:55 PM
Not Going Out
Lucy needs help writing a speech
Lucy needs help writing a speech, so Tim and Lee both volunteer their services - and the task turns into a fierce competition to discover who can come up with the wittiest lines

12:30 AM
Men Behaving Badly
The lads try to impress Deborah
Dermot offers his body and Gary fixes up a burglar alarm in forlorn efforts to impress Deborah

1:05 AM
Harry Enfield and Chums
The Terminator invades a period drama
Martin Clunes stars in the period drama version of The Terminator and Mr Cholmondeley-Warner presents a few handy hints on self defence

1:45 AM
Men Behaving Badly
The lads try to impress Deborah
Dermot offers his body and Gary fixes up a burglar alarm in forlorn efforts to impress Deborah

2:25 AM
Mrs Brown's Boys
Agnes throws Trevor a party
Trevor has decided to work for a mission project in Africa, so Agnes resolves to give him an unforgettable send-off, while Cathy's family counselling session descends into chaos

2:55 AM
Hi-de-Hi!
Peggy's piano skills upset Ted
Peggy's piano skills upset Ted's delicate musical ear, so he makes moves to improve matters. Comedy, starring Paul Shane, Kenneth Connor and Ruth Madoc

4:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
